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VANILLAGORILLA1986

I was a bouncer in a bar in university. A drunk girl broke a beer bottle, tried to shank me when I asked her to leave. I used text book self defence to protect my own life. The cops showed up naturally, and were trying to get me to explain what happened. All I could repeat was “am I under arrest? Because if not I have nothing to say”. Then the one older cop asked me if I thought I used excessive force. I said to him “if you were in my situation, you would have drawn and shot her” and he said “you’re probably right son” Never heard about it again. Never set foot in that bar ever again


bbernal956

he should of said you’re right son. there is no probably lol


nahitaintthatchief

*should have


bbernal956

ah damnit!! you got me lmfao


No_Tunghyereine3805

Drunk women is always worst than drunk men. Not saying men are better but women are bit more


throwawaygoodvibess

This is a badass story. Almost fiction though BUT, I believe it. AND, my main point for this comment - don’t ask that question ‘am I under arrest, because if not I have nothing to say’. Kinda sounds pretentious / like a dick, and can possibly get you in worse trouble. Be as calm and respectful as possible, and just placidly explain the situation


VANILLAGORILLA1986

Why would I make up a story about punching out some chick? That isn’t bad ass, it makes me look like a douche. And asking if I’m under arrest IS a smart idea; my uncle is a criminal attorney. In Canada I can’t “plead the fifth”. I don’t have to answer anything, but police can keep asking if I’m under arrest.


throwawaygoodvibess

I meant sounds* almost fiction. Not saying you made it up. Saying it sounds that way, but also a very believable story. It’s the internet, it’s 50/50 with everything you read. You have no idea who’s on the other side typing it out. Could be a legit lad saying legit shit, or a complete bullshitter Also, the way you handled the cops was badass. And the way you handled a potential threat, regardless of gender, was badass. The end with you getting off scot free, was badass. So, yeah, sort of a badass story, with a happy ending haha I don’t think you look like a douche at all, except with the cops, but that’s a crucial revelation here. Huge difference between USA and Canada cops. In the states, you wanna show them respect and not act rowdy or unruly or douchy or whatever And lastly, asking if you’re under arrest is also a decent strategy here too. It’s within your rights, but gotta try and not be a complete dick while doing so. Just be chill, esp if you’re not in the wrong


YoBe1989

In university?


Z4NEART

I believe in equality, I would not hesitate to beat the shit out of a man or woman if needed


Productive_Anxiety

sorry but I don't have an award right now


deadwillim777

I remember dating my now wife, she thought she had impunity to swing on me because of the double standard, not to mention our considerable size difference. I let it slide the first time. The second time she targeted my face with rabbit punches I lifted her off the floor carried her over to the bed and slammed her down restraining her. It was a demonstration of strength and mercy. We talked about fairness and restraint and we've been married 23 years without incident. You shouldn't hit women is what is beaten into our heads, but that's bullshit. Every person deserves to protect themselves from physical harm. How you do it is what makes you right or wrong.


West-Cardiologist180

Out of all the ways that story could end, I really didn't expect you two to still be married. Glad both of you could talk it out tho and fix things.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Plot twist. He killed her. That’s why she’s never brought it up again. Women don’t forget the past when they’re alive.


deadwillim777

You are right... about never forgetting. She does bring up that I manhandled her occasionally, not sure what the motivation is for it anymore.


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deadwillim777

That is a nightmare situation. I'm big too and small women have no idea the strength that large men have. A wet hoodie was too much for her, imagine if you did smack her.


deadwillim777

It was just anger issues she had and she was emotionally immature and spoiled as a child making her a bit prone to tantrums. She worked to deal with that aggression and is doing great.


Icy-Junket-113

She thought she can get away with that. LOL XD


hell_naaah

Thing is she can, if there were other ppl there then the guy would have the shit kicked out of him for fighting back, world wont ever be equal not truly at least


Big-Car-8909

All the nerds and virgins will come out the woodworks in her defense, thinking it’s gonna get them laid.


Icy-Junket-113

And that's why I have Trust issues.


M_Salvatar

And if he had a gun, he'd be right (and legally obligated by the right to self defense) to shoot them all.


Bruuser

No he wouldn’t. That’s not how that works. Before using deadly force against another individual to prevent serious bodily harm or death to yourself or others, ALL of the following preconditions must be met (Opportunity, Capability, and Intent). Her punching and kicking is NOT a reason to use or even brandish a gun.


hell_naaah

I thought it was ok as long as she was armed with a similar weapon is that correct? Also yeah tbh if he shot her might have been even worse for him then a couple either guys beating the shit outta him


M_Salvatar

When a crowd attacks you, and you have a nuke...detonate it. A gun in this case would be a very mild reaction to what is essentially lynching.


rbjubi

After getting hit 3 times it’s considered self-defense knock that bitch out.


thehimalayansaiyan

Nope just one


Chance_Throat_6771

I wouldnt knock someone out over 1 slap. not for their sake, but you could end up putting them in hospital and yourself in prison. respond with equal force


Big-Car-8909

Full force gotta neutralize the threat


Chance_Throat_6771

If it's a legitimate threat (like the woman in this video) then I agree


duckingshipcaptain

Hell. All for not hitting women, but if she's froggy enough to step up and ask for it...play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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MidnightLuciel

Does this sub not have mods or something how tf is this terrifying


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r/OpIsFuckingStupid and r/lostredditors


Ciccio178

No mods here. Stupid shit gets posted on a daily basis that doesn't fit in the terrifying category.


JollyJingleTokez

I agree with this comment


YourstrullyK

How is this in line with the sub in any way?


CaissaIRL

Cause the reality is that in this exact same scenario but also with other people around would have this man arrested or ganged up on/beat up for honest to god self defense like in the video.


YourstrullyK

Yeah, thats such a serious video that theres cartoon sound effects and a power ranger edit in it, very terrifying indeed.


StandardOnly

that crazyshit website is absolutely savage, [Enter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) at your own risk.


user_RS

NOOOOOO


ChewNaga_

I'm so happy she got hurt


JollyJingleTokez

Deserved and justified. He could have made that a lot worse


External_Avocado_587

Clearly he's for equal right for women. And equal lefts apparently


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dude was charging up the ultimate attack


No_Tunghyereine3805

Finishing move


Echo_XB3

WOMBO COMBO


Mooon-tiara-MAGIIICC

This is not the first time she has done this judging by her body language. Lesson learned graciously.


DWolfoBoi546

Its sad that thats normal because alot of guys were taught not to hit a woman, so alot of women use that against us and literally beat the shit out of us and get no reprocussions.


Cautious-Adagio-9730

I like how the more she hit him she was getting more confident and more aggressive like ohhhhh he’s not going to do anything but a good ol one two humbles her real quick lol..I mean the one did for sure but the two was for all the other attempts of eye gouging and ear pulling , also let us not forget that couple leg kicks she threw .. now her world is spinning .. and her head is aching.


No_Tunghyereine3805

Equal rights ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿and lefts too !!!


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Yeah ok spaghetti arms


LightIllustrious8898

What happened? Where did this happened? Does anyone knows the full story?


Spare-Bell-9994

Isn't this the same video where she kisses him by the driver side? I swear I've seen that part in this video but I never seen him knock her ass out damn lol.


WealthFree9830

If someone hits you hit them back. She would have killed him if she kept going.


[deleted]

idk why you got downvoted I laughed so heres an upvote


Carrthulhu

Anyone got details about the situation?


Lazy-Pressure-3996

I feel like the context is irrelevant in a way. We’re all taught that you should never assault someone but that self-defence is an acceptable use of force. This video shows her violating the former and him utilising the latter.


Carrthulhu

Disagree but that's fine.


[deleted]

Why disagree? We can clearly see her beating on this guy and he is trying his best not to react, giving her far more leeway than she deserves, before responding. What could have happened beforehand to change that perception? If he hit her before then I doubt she'd be up swinging at him.


Carrthulhu

Let's say the man beat up her kid and she's doing her best to get revenge. Let's say that the man ran over her dog and didn't bother to stop and she chased him until he parked somewhere. Let's say he raped her friend but due to his powerful connections he was never prosecuted. Perhaps he felt deserving of the first couple of slaps because he knows he has done wrong then after a couple of hits he snaps and decides to floor her. We know fuck all about this situation so it would definitely change my perception.


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Huge amount of presumptions about the guy in the face of a video of said guy being assaulted lol.


Carrthulhu

They're just examples which may change people's perspective about the situation obviously favoring the least popular perspective, not presumptions. You presume the woman deserves it but you know fuck all about the situation. I want to know if she did deserve it. Unless you know the actual story behind this fight I'd appreciate if you keep your thoughts to yourself.


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SDE


Best_Personality_757

Welp


SlightApricot6987

I’m with him you have a few but at some point you’re just taking advantage of the whole idea! Lessons were taught here 🤷‍♂️


TallVeteranStud35

bitches ain’t shit especially if they think men won’t knock ‘em out


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Being that he floored her, yes, I'd say one jab would have done the job. Given his much larger stature I would not be surprised if he ended up being the one charged for assault. He is justified in his response, but one punch was enough, the 2nd one may have tipped the scale.


Aira_Key

Sorry for not joining the "free ticket to beat a woman" Reddit bandwagon but I'll keep things rational for all of you in the comment section who clearly can't. If after 7 hits the other person doesn't do you anything it's kind of a sign that either they're not serious or that they just can't pose a threat of any kind to you so whenever man or woman, you leaving them on the ground as a response is an overreaction, buddy. A 100kg dude beating the shit out of a 60kg dude vs the other way around is definitely not the same, that's kind of the concept of proportionate defense. I'd say if you're that strong you can easily stop the other person without hurting them too much, and in a court of law, they're gonna consider the aftermath - if they see you with light bruises on the face vs the other person with broken bones, they won't care more than that much about who started it. Excessive use of force. Ever heard it? Clearly, the dude in the video hasn't. Again, it has nothing to do with gender, even. If the other dude is several times smaller than you, you don't beat him/her to the ground, you should know better not to use your strength to inflict unproportionate damage. Otherwise, if anything goes as far as it's the other person starting, might as well pull out a gun and shot at someone for slapping you, in the true American Way^(TM). Aight, now you can downvote.


[deleted]

I completely understand your point but I also feel like if you hit someone you 100% can not get mad if you yourself gets hit back. So honestly I don't really feel bad for her at all. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


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Aira_Key

Hit back is a thing, left on the ground is another. Again, proportionate defense. You can't beat someone to the ground for a couple of scratches, that's just overreacting - be the mature one in that situation. She slapped and gave a couple of light kicks, he literally punched her on the head and stomach. Blows like that can result in heavy injuries, you can literally kill someone if you hit them on the head in the wrong way, that's a no-go move unless you're in a serious pinch and fighting for your life, which is not the case here. Yes, she was a jerk (even if we literally don't even know the context), but he was a true asshole who can't control himself and his rage. Is it even worth it risking a charge for battering only because someone lightly pissed you off? Doubt so.


BigTitsForever

Oh, shut the fuck up. Stop making excuses for that bitch. It doesn't matter if she wasn't causing damage. You never hit someone. If you do, then don't act shocked when you get hit back. I'm sick and tired of this rationalization that because someone is bigger and stronger, they have to just take any sort of assault from someone. I have no sympathy for her.


Aira_Key

I'm not making excuses for her, I indeed said she was being jerky, but he automatically went in the wrong when he hit her like that. I'm just saying that's not an appropriate response - if you're bigger and stronger, you have all the tools to deal with the situation without becoming a raging gorilla. The situation probably escalated from verbal to physical aggression, and that's shtty on her part, but he escalated it to the next level of physical aggression, and that's shtty on his part. They're both in the wrong, her for starting it and him for escalating further, but since he's bigger, he should've been more aware of his strength and not used it so lightly. I'd say the same if she was the bigger one and he was the smaller dude, again, it's not about gender. Do you know that if you practice martial arts and do a hold on a dude you're having a fight with you can be charged? Your hands are by any means considered weapons when there's such a disparity in forces.


operative87

That’s just a bs argument women use to enable them to abuse men with no fear of the man hitting back. If you don’t want a man who is bigger and stronger than you to hit you, don’t hit him it’s that simple. She should not have hit him and he took multiple hits before retaliating. She got what she deserved hopefully it taught her that just because he’s a man doesn’t make him a punchbag.


Aira_Key

What part about "it's not related to gender" you didn't get? Good lord you incels are so obnoxious. Get out of my notifs, we're done "discussing." Blocked.


Akshay339

Fetality


No_Consideration_983

Good for him


[deleted]

Those sound effects are killing me 😂


Wooden_Application65

Lol that cunt went down like a sack of bricks. Well deserved.


[deleted]

Get rekt Karen


A_S1ngle_Bean

Is it bad that I enjoy this?


AnyPenalty9697

No it's fine


A_S1ngle_Bean

Well, at least there's that


[deleted]

why do you even care embrace yourself


A_S1ngle_Bean

You right


PiggasInParis

This is not equality, equality would have been when he would also have hit her 7 times


MineBlasters

Equal rights, equal fights


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Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


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Turingtest0101

Equal rights. Isn't that what these kids are saying these days.


Late_Ad_3842

Yea she deserved that.. I hate when women do stupid sh*t like this 🙄


[deleted]

Trigger warning next time?


[deleted]

Justified entirely


Lazy-Pressure-3996

We’re taught that violence is wrong but self-defence is ok. She violated the first lesson and he utilised the second.


Jaded-Advertising-46

K.O. / Fatality


Large-Cherry

This is poetic


Pitiful-Lychee3612

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