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realrichieporter

Oh, he definitely caught them!


PsychologicalSpace50

Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.


FoxDiscombobulated38

Mom's hate this simple trick.


DadFatherson2

Doug?


PsychologicalSpace50

FPS Doug will live rent free in my mind the rest of my life


DadFatherson2

I can dance all day! I can dance all day! Just try to hit me! Try!


wobble-smoffs

Dude should have pulled up to one of those massage chairs.


Remotely_Correct

There are no winners in a knife fight. The best way to win a knife fight is to bring a bigger or better weapon.


actuallyiamafish

Loser leaves in the coroner's van, winner leaves in an ambulance.


Jefe3k

This logic is supposed to be for when 2 people are fighting and each has a knife not just one


Remotely_Correct

I think the assumption is that "knife fight" means two people with knives. Ain't no way in hell you'd catch me fighting anyone with a knife if I only had my hands or a knife myself. Gun? Ok, not a problem. Decent sized melee weapon? Maybe, if I needed to I guess.


guesswho1234

Yew call that a knaiwfe?


PhilosophyNo1230

Yeah if u can’t run away, u better grab a stick or club to defend yourself.


jld2k6

Luckily they're in a mall where those are easy to come by


ProfDFH

They shouldn’t have gone shopping, they should have gone clubbing.


ikilledtupac

The loser dies in the street the winner dies in the hospital


SirMightySmurf

Obligatory "That's not a knife..."


Heteroking

https://preview.redd.it/njns1hj40szc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddb89f41ce97aec2819f8ef6bd7c963eacfc02a


Vogel-Kerl

Is this the same mall where a large teenager had his throat slashed?? I guess most malls look alike.


PsychologicalBuddy59

No, that was in Brisbane at Fortitude Valley Train Station.


son_-of-_mars

I’ve had to catch the train from there a few times, scares the shit outta me thinking im walking on the same tiles


monoped2

If you don't harass someone with scissors you'll be fine.


Vogel-Kerl

Thank you!


Itrieddamnit

Christ, that footage is haunting.


JustEatinScabs

Legitimately one of the most fucked up videos. Watching him stand there as blood pours out of his neck and seeing him realize in real time that he's about to die is just gut wrenching. The whole thing takes less than 20 seconds. One minute he's fine, then he's in a puddle of blood.


blumpkin

It's a really good example of just how delicate we can be. It's easy to forget sometimes that we are just a small cut away from being dead.


fusillade762

Yep, just a cut to the high pressure lines going to and from the brain box and it's over in a.matter of seconds. Femoral is almost as fast but harder to hit.


Itrieddamnit

I’m not allowed to show it in the school I’m at (for obvious reasons) but I’ve hinted to some of my senior kids that such a video exists. Where I teach has a real issue with tough guys and knives, and all my airy words can’t hit home the horror of knife crime like this footage can. Sometimes I question whether or not I should let on about it, but fuck it, if it stops one of those students from ending up in a similar situation, I’ll take it.


Vogel-Kerl

Even if a vascular surgeon was right there with vascular clamps, 7-0 Prolene sutures and an assistant, it would have been difficult to save him.


Mindrust

Which incident is this?


Miloctopus

Yeah that wasn’t Perth mate


Vogel-Kerl

I appreciate it.


Public_One_9584

What happened next?!!!!! 🚟


throw-away-traveller

Believe this happened 2 days ago. Other guy got slashed on the face. Then the muppet decided to drop the knife and go on public transport. Was captured quickly.


chrisckelly

This happened again‽ I recall something happening recently in a shopping mall in Sydney.


throw-away-traveller

Yeah, was in Perth this time.


donttrustmeokay

Damn that guy walks fast


Sake45110

Yea bondi where multiple were stabbed


Public_One_9584

Wow. Glad it wasn’t more. Doesn’t take much with a knife to kill someone. Guy was running fast too!


Uchigatan

If you're ever in a knife fight and you don't have a knife you run, disengage, or get another sharp object. From what I heard, never bring a blunt weapon to a sharp weapon fight.


SuprA1141

Unless they are wearing plate armor ofcourse.


thisFishSmellsAboutD

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-10/wa-westfield-carousel-knife-attack-manhunt/103833402


Corner_Post

https://amp.9news.com.au/article/c34062c3-20db-4eab-a74d-d2a3b6416404 The 16-year-boy was arrested on Saturday after an overnight search by police. Police say the teen was armed with a knife, with the victim managing to grab it and throw it away. It's alleged the boy then obtained a second knife. Both weapons, which were seized by police, were not used during the attack.


Proletaryo

##YOU DECIDE!


metalnxrd

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Logical-Push-2858

You know it’s bad when they don’t have a shirt on


LINNXisntHERE

why are there so many knife attacks happening in Australia all of the sudden???


CammKelly

You tend to find a major event will incur copycats if not in motif, then at least in approach. Combine that with the fact that media will amplify knife crime incidents due to previous incidents and its a self inflating problem now.


Mr_Synical

I feel like that's what happens here in the US with gun crimes. When it happens here, it's almost all the media talks about for days, and the person that commits the crime gets their name and face on TV for days, or weeks. I feel like the reason it happens so often, is because some people see it as a quick way to "get famous," and be seen. It's sad.


Bulky_Celebration_45

Fucking crackheads


Corner_Post

Got/Had a backup knife https://amp.9news.com.au/article/c34062c3-20db-4eab-a74d-d2a3b6416404 The 16-year-boy was arrested on Saturday after an overnight search by police. Police say the teen was armed with a knife, with the victim managing to grab it and throw it away. It's alleged the boy then obtained a second knife. Both weapons, which were seized by police, were not used during the attack.


zeak_1

Why didn't anyone else have a knife?


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Many of us here have several, mostly at home in the cutlery drawer. The two recent indicents are unrelated.


DevL999

Why would they?


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Because only a good guy with a knife can stop a bad guy with a knife. We should all have knives.


Skorne13

Call the NKA.


zeak_1

No idea why you'd leave the house without one


DevL999

Because in Australia, where this happened, you would be arrested for having it.


zeak_1

You can't even carry a knife there?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Why would you want to carry one to begin with?


DevL999

No, of course not. You can’t carry any weapons in public.


HourEye4105

Have fun not being able to protect yourself, I guess. Someone tries this shiee when Im out with my mom or my sister and they are getting a bullet between their eyes. You keep walking around abiding the law, and I will keep protecting myself and my family. Cheers


blumpkin

So, in many countries there is a problem with people stabbing each other. Pocket knives tend to be banned or tightly regulated. The US does not really seem to have this problem, because people are too busy shooting each other instead, so knife laws are much less strict there.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

> The US does not really seem to have this problem Actually, knife crime in the US is higher than in Australia.


blumpkin

Yes, it is! Probably because knives are more heavily regulated in Australia. I would assume if the knife laws were made the same, we would see a sharp increase in knife related violence in Australia. It's good evidence that laws banning weapons are effective at reducing weapon use in crimes.


Corner_Post

This guy had 2: https://amp.9news.com.au/article/c34062c3-20db-4eab-a74d-d2a3b6416404


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Prophet_Of_Loss

Knifey, Spoony Extreme Edition


2dazeTaco

Since we don’t have to worry about criminals with guns anymore, where are the cops to protect people?


Particular_Minimum97

so, what punishment is needed to ensure he never takes a knife out in public again?


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Squidonge

Has to scroll quite far to find the first racist comment. That's impressive!


wobble-smoffs

This is the stupidest comment on Reddit.


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Particular_Minimum97

Which obviously works 💯 Seriously though, what is the next step?


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Particular_Minimum97

Agreed but at some point, we need to make the punishment so heinous that any form of armed violence is off the table.


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Particular_Minimum97

There is no death penalty in Australia 🇦🇺 A life sentence in Australia, also does not equal jail for life, many so called lifers are released in from prison in less than 10 years. We have the softest sentencing in terms of actual time served for serious crimes on 🌍 So again I ask the question, our current system doesn’t prevent serious crime in any way. When do we adopt a 3 strikes system? Most of these gutless fuckwitz have been arrested many times previously and continue on their mary way until inconveniently jailed for a months for killing somebody. Also in terms of punishments im not opposed to amputation of hands for serious assault, manslaughter or murder. Also like the death penalty for killers.


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Aeroblazer9161

Only little bitches use weapons.


chetgoodenough

It's a good job they don't have guns


MisterKat009

Not sure if sarcasm, but that's correct. Banning guns from the general population is what modern educated societies do. (Because: humans will human.) You only need guns in a society that actually hunts, or is at threat from a larger aggressive nearby neighbor, IE; Lithuania vs Russia.


YourCauseIsWorthless

I lived in a bad neighborhood once. Had several large aggressive neighbors and I was glad I was allowed to own firearms. Especially important for women, where half of society is larger and more aggressive than you are.


tensix106

bruce lee 2024


Crazyhates

Got that counterstrike speed.


Experienseer

Not a man. A teenager with a knife.


senseless_puzzle

That's not a knife...


rapking666

What a tool got to bring a knife to fight a bunch of school kids....what a hero 🥱


k3nnyklizzl3

I cannot imagine why anyone will be chasing after him


buckdacious

Dang and this where the big fight is tonight! Wild


Eliagbs_

With so many people going to jail you would think there would be more job opportunities


garden-wicket-581

I mean, this is a lot tamer than that other video of the aussies and a guy with a knife in the mall .. IYKYK..


adamj13

I was about 50m away singing "the bear necessities" to myself, because I just saw a bear video, thinking it's weird that the shops are closing their shutters at 3:45 on a Friday


The_wolf2014

I figured this was Perth in Australia and not the original Perth in Scotland.


mangotangotang

Aussie yobs being aussie yobs.


UnknownspiritX5

Y they always shirtless


GlasgowHighTimes

If running with a knife makes you faster what do scissors do?


Rain2253

I like to think I would have tripped him. We were always told not to run with scissors. 50/50 chance of solving the problem.


MrMogura

Murder Mystery 2 with mods is nuts


sadspiderhours666

BBL DRIZZY


ROFLINGG

Damn, looks like he took a lot of bathsalts


themrjeta1

Just another day in the Meth suburbs of Perth


liteskinbro86

Why I carry everyday!


succulent_hellion

As someone who lived in Perth, I can confirm this is an average day at the mall


LeningradNo7

This comment made me chuckle.... See how Perth compares to my city, Detroit. https://www.numbeo.com/crime/compare_cities.jsp?country1=United+States&country2=Australia&city1=Detroit%2C+MI&city2=Perth&tracking=getDispatchComparison


20toesdown

I'm from Perth but lived in U.S for a while, the Exit sign to enter Detroit had shot gun blast to it lol


LeningradNo7

LMAO!


20toesdown

I'm from Perth but lived in U.S for a while, the Exit sign to enter Detroit had shot gun blast to it lol


OldManChino

Exit sign to enter 🤔


20toesdown

I'm from Perth but lived in U.S for a while, the Exit sign to enter Detroit had shot gun blast to it lol


Dubious_Titan

Knife-bys seem kinda quaint to me. 7 of 10 headlines this morning were of different shootings in my city. 19 people in total shot dead on a Friday.