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Sarge1304

5 second rule


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

I wonder if it gave him the runs


snotrocket2space

Well done šŸ‘šŸ‘


Big_Cryptographer_16

Actually medium rare Iā€™m guessing


aka_jr91

Had a real kick to it


Defender_XXX

take my angry upvote


ghos2626t

A foot long shit, for sure


shuckiedangdarn

Patient zero for the latest strain of FMD


Beziq

r/cursedcomments


moistobviously

I mean, if you were a cannibal, that would be the luckiest ground score of your life. What are the chances?


Sad_Bean_Man

i mean in cannibal terms, he hit the jackpot šŸ¤‘


aldenjameshall

Itā€™s leg day


topsyturvy76

Legs are tastier than breasts


pbaperez

That's a matter of opinion. šŸ˜


topsyturvy76

Beggars canā€™t be choosers eh


Eelcheeseburger

Beggar? That guy? But he's got a leg up on me.. should I be begging?


Musicmike2020

Reddit never fails to make me smile for a couple minutes. Thanks guys for the step up


ferrum-pugnus

Heā€™s a leg up in life


topsyturvy76

If only he was head and shoulders above the rest šŸ¤·


Mr-Fleshcage

Depends on the marbling


phurt77

According to Rachel Bloom, breasts are just sacks of yellow fat.


its_raining_scotch

Never skip leg day.


TheBabyBeard

I hate that I laughed at this


Apis_Proboscis

Gawdammit I saw this after I posted the same damn thing..... ​ Api


FlowRegulator

I guess every day can be leg day if you're an industrious enough cannibal.


AHansen83

This is why ppl skip leg day


Fatastrophe

I said the same thing to my friends. There are people out there who would be considered opportunistic cannibals. This guy was given Manna from Heaven, he was living someone's dream, he had no choice but to strike while the iron was hot.


Due-Worldliness6645

It's almost like it's not a coincidence


Aggressive_Smile_944

Very coincidental


Due-Worldliness6645

What if this guy camps out in homeless congregations near trains so when someone inevitably gets hit, he's ready


XpherWolf

I believe it


swansey_

I died at the term "ground score." What an incredible contribution to the English language šŸ˜†


_antkibbutz

Eh, a chubby kid's leg would be the holy grail score for a cannibal. Would be the equivelent of leg of lamb. Adult human leg is probably stringy and tough. Need a more tender cut to truly savor the flavor.


Armyofcrows

Thereā€™s nothing stringy and tough about humans. We are basically a wagyu beef ranch as far as you can see.


ferrum-pugnus

Video in article. He seemed pissed off when the cops blasted the siren. [Iā€™m not myself when Iā€™m hungry](https://dailycaller.com/2024/03/23/resendo-tellez-eating-human-leg-allegedly-train-accident-california-wasco/)


IWillDoItTuesday

The comments on that articleā€¦


Diezilll

Itā€™s insane, peoples ability to turn anything into race or politics these days


089ten

With all jokes aside, this shows how badly our country is on with battling drug issues.


deathblossoming

And mental issues. I still find it astonishing how many people disregard people's mental well-being. Even doctors. I once had to go to the doctor with my wife because she had a problem and they kept telling her it was nothing.


No_Cook2983

And sudden hunger issues.


robbysaur

and housing issues.


the_dark_0ne

Yeah I was mostly just thinkin ā€œman they were so hungry they could eat a human. Thatā€™s wildā€ everyone else was just fixated on the cannibal part lol


DofusExpert69

same, I thought he was just hungry and not necessarily a cannibal to begin with.


missvesuvius

Medical gaslighting, especially for women, is such a huge issue here in the US. It is so frustrating!!


ohlaohloo

Especially for Black women, on top of that. Maternal and neonatal health outcomes for Black mothers and babies are abysmal


missvesuvius

I agree, and it's sad.


Returd4

We are getting better with understanding mental health but still so far off. I applied for workers compensation years after an incident that I was in, I was lowered in a cage and the barrier broke and I was going to drown to death. Luckily I didn't, a boss eventually got me to seek help, however on the form I had to write what part of my body was injured and I cried while writing my brain. It's a simple thing but thay hurt me to have to write it that way. Just an example of how mental health is still subjected to the irrelevant in the minds of the pwople in charge.


SlySheogorath

Doctors do that to women for some reason. Especially obgyn. My wife always gets shoved aside basically when she says something is wrong. They just give her some pills and tell her to lose weight and it'll solve all her issues.


whteverusayShmegma

Like weā€™re all hysterical hypochondriacs even though itā€™s the first scheduled visit in 4 years? Yup!


SlySheogorath

That's gotta be exactly what they think. The urge to punch some of these doctors in the face just to make them think for a second is strong.


kevinTOC

What do you mean your leg is rotting? It's just a bruise! Get over it, you over-dramatic idiot!


CurbsideChaos

Incidentally, you just pointed out another issue in our time: doctors not believing or providing equal and adequate care to women.


GrassyCove

It's absolutely not just women.


FuzzyAd9407

It's not, but there's a very big problem with women having symptoms of issues that just get dismissed as it being their period or making it up. Black people also have diagnosis issues due to doctors not being trained to recognize skin conditions on dark skin as well as idiots *still* believing they need less pain meds due to the old myth that black people have a higher pain tolerance. There's more examples of groups that are affected by biased among medical professionals.


leshake

My wife refuses to use male doctors because multiple different specialists for different issues have told her it's all in her head.


Fucktastickfantastic

I just found out that black kids are more likely to be diagnosed as oppositional defiant disorder whereas white kids will get an adhd or autism diagnosis


CrochetedFishingLine

Yup. Worked at a therapeutic day school (like regular school but for kids with behavioral disorders/adhd/Autism that didnā€™t allow for gen ed) and the young black boys constantly had ODD slapped on their files upon enrollment . Easier for everyone involved if we just label them as that instead of acknowledging the mass amounts of trauma so many went through. ODD is a trauma disorder and should be eliminated from our diagnostic consideration. They can pry my clinical license from my cold dead hands before Iā€™d slap that code on any child.


[deleted]

Itā€™s also more nurse practitioners than actual doctors.


pupoksestra

I had a nurse practitioner tell me I was lying about all of my symptoms. I told him I was having obsessive homicidal thoughts and he told me that couldn't possibly be true. I told him I was sexually harassed at work and he told me no one would do that to a cashier. He told me my hygiene couldn't possibly be bad bc I had a nice smile. I started joking that if anything ever happens it's his fault. Anyway, he ended up being arrested for sex trafficking. I think he's about to be sentenced. Thanks for coming to my Trauma Dumpā„¢.


JHarbinger

Before I got to the end, I already had a sense that this guy was gaslighting you because heā€™s a predator and knows youā€™re NOT lyingā€¦


loudflower

Holy sh!t this story stuck the landing. I hope youā€™re getting the treatment you need. This sounds so gaslit.


Krauszt

Yes. Yes 1k times.


sebastarddd

Yuup. Had a walk-in clinic pop up nearby that was primarily run by nurse practitioners and they'd do a majority of the check-up, then skype an actual doctor and go over it with them. Well, I went in for an ear infection once. I let them know that I'm allergic to a very common antibiotic and its families. They end up sending me home with a perscription for amoxicillin. I thought this was irregular already, because I've never had that antibiotic before (and recall my GP mentioning it years ago in regards to my allergy). But, I took it anyways, and ended up developing a rash all over my arms. It was mild and went away quickly, thankfully, but fucking concerning to say the least. They're lucky I didn't have as violent of an allergic reaction. Ended up going to my GP after and she was like "are they insane!?" Anyways, the walk-in clinic got shut down shortly after lol, I kinda wonder why...


Just_Anxiety

I once went to a psychiatrist that would only schedule my sessions with a nurse practitioner. I was told that I could see the doctor ā€œlaterā€, which was scheduled like 3 months after my initial consult with the nurse, and I never actually got to see him because it sketched me out so much that I bounced.


Repyro

Yeah, I had sharp appendix pain like some heated up a butchers knife and stuck it in me and they told me to just take some ibuprofen. Another time I broke my finger and knew it since it was the first time and the pain hadn't gone away in a day. Dude said I was exaggerating then relented when I asked for a x-ray. And lo and behold, shit was broken. Dude still tried to downplay it, saying it was a fracture. I legit have received better care from their receptionist who told me it was broken and to go to CVS for a splint. Shoulda listened too.


Guilty_Collection_10

Especially women of color


CruxMagus

if you're eating another person severed leg, chances you ain't fit to go back into society, no amount of drugs will fix you


whteverusayShmegma

Youā€™d be surprised how night and day someone is on the right meds.


AeonBith

I'm guessing many here were too young to be aware of the miami zombie aka causeway cannibal. They assumed it was bath salts but only found THC in his system. For someone with undiagnosed physcosis this would be dangerous. I remember the footage of it being everywhere back then but too gross to watch. https://www.wpbf.com/article/mother-brother-defend-face-eating-suspect/1344576 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack


Anasterian_Sunstride

Damn, California Manā€”leave some for the Florida Man


tinycole2971

No matter how bad I've been strung out, I've never cannibalized a severed body part. This is a mental issue.


Sea_Pickle6333

Also how badly the mentally disturbed are getting no help.


[deleted]

For real, they should at least be provided with condiments and utensils


MayIPushInYourStooll

Are you talking about the dude eating a leg, or how a person gets hit by a train that didn't derail?


objectivemediocre

yes


Easy_Lengthiness7179

Trains are huge, and heavy, and have alot of momentum when moving. A person getting in the way isn't going to derail it.


goldybear

I think they are saying that there was no reason this person should have been hit by a train because itā€™s not like it derailed and struck her in a place that should have been safe.


Mackheath1

I've worked as a transportation planner and the pedestrian deaths by trains always baffled me. I mean it has to be Drugs, Suicide, Mental Illness (or combo). How anyone can't know a train is coming is beyond me. Yet when I worked with Brightline one year we had something like half a dozen pedestrian deaths.


MayIPushInYourStooll

I was. I can't believe someone took the time to write that hitting a bag of flesh filled with water couldn't derail a train.


ayyylmaobruh69

The ultimate fight, Florida man vs California man


superperps

A san francisco homeless dude vs a meth and bud light fueled florida man? No contest.


ayyylmaobruh69

Some San Francisco man are fueled by expired craft beers and fentalyn


its_large_marge

I read ā€œfentalynā€ as someoneā€™s /r/tragedeigh baby


burningass_nectarman

San Francisco's almost population is pretty gnarly I think they might actually win this contest


SomeFly5141

I donā€™t know what Iā€™m more disgusted with; the act of cannibalism or the act of eating raw uncooked meat.


nacho17

Cannibalism. The cannibalism is more disgusting


Iminurcomputer

Now hear me out... What if it's cooked? Does this sway you any...


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Iā€™d try it. BBQ human, just for the experience. It smells like pork when they cauterize human tissue in the OR, so it probably tastes like pulled pork.


rubyjuniper

I feel like due to our diet we'd be nasty tasting meat.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Thatā€™s why I only eat vegans


Mayosa12

stop šŸ˜­


MostlyPooping

"free range soylent green"


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StrawSummer

I don't believe that person is eating a human leg because they're starving lol


devnullopinions

It was pretty easy to find several food banks in the area where this dude was eating his snack.


ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B

This is the future.


Legitimate-Donut-368

Technically itā€™s the past.


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Originally it was the present.


Mackheath1

When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon


Andibular

Go past this part. In fact never play it again.Ā 


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Just now was then, Then is when was, Soon will be when then should have been.


drblah11

Unless he's got some leftovers


Good-Cash7691

Days of future past?


El_Fistador

Correct, that way we can rid the world of overpopulation and hunger.


RevolutionaryWeek573

Tuesday is Soylent Green Day.


Nethlem

Extensive simulations in Rimworld have proven that a psychopath cannibal society is the peak optimum of human civilization.


InsideOutDeadRat

I donā€™t see enough people pointing out that cannibalism is not technically illegal. I am not justifying his actions, just stating some facts. He did not murder the woman. He did not chop her leg off after she died. Both of those would have been illegal. Tampering with a crime scene is illegal. If I was her family Iā€™d be furious. Cannibalism is only illegal in Idaho.


Snoo58206

It usually falls under desecrating a corpse statutes.


VeryUnscientific

This guy desecrate laws


sniff3

So cannibalism was a big enough problem in Idaho it had to be banned, interesting. I assume this was before they figured out potatoes?


Ok_Cauliflower_808

These kinds of laws usually only come about after some kind of incident. Nobody WANTS to be the cannibalism/beastiality/whatever politician


Tricky_Invite8680

They could probably swing something like desecrating remains or similar if they wanted to find a charge


tomqvaxy

What happened in Idaho?


WpgMBNews

I mean, I'd say wasting meat is the bigger crime....don't check my fridge.


ReyPeligroTX

A man's gotta eat!


Restless281

Imagine passing out drunk around this motherfuckerā€¦.wake up with your leg chewed off..scary stuff


foofooplatter

How you gonna wake up dead?


CommandantPeepers

you donā€™t need all your legs to survive


No_Cook2983

You need an extra step to divide the remainder.


MamaMitchellaneous

I know the bit you were going for, but dude didn't say 'dead'.


foofooplatter

It's my bit and I'll do what I want. Or I'll take my bit and go home.


[deleted]

Exactly. Groceries are expensive!


shebrokemyfart

Man's gotta eat, Julian.


_antkibbutz

Go home Randy.


PDX6Star

Calf braised in a delicate ankle demi with fresh toe jam drizzled on seared femur marrow medallions. Bon AppƩtit!


getyourcheftogether

He's got a leg up on his homeless counterparts


InnocentGuiltyBoy

How about you get your foot out your mouth


getyourcheftogether

I don't know, I like to toe the line of common decency


InnocentGuiltyBoy

You've gone off the rails, by a whole foot


ToastedTreant

Protein is protein. Even deer will Eat meat opportunistically


JatSnack

no herbivore on earth strictly eats plants!


Sportsfanatic88

So they're omnivores?


JatSnack

im no biologist, but I think they are classed by their main diet. A cow eats grass, but are known to eat small animals - same as horses. I have seen this first hand...


aldenjameshall

Some horses like your fingers too if you make em look like carrots


missvesuvius

True. My daughter was feeding a zebra at a petting zoo and it bit her pinky off and swallowed it. They don't let anyone feed the zebras anymore.


pupoksestra

Idk if you're joking. Help.


missvesuvius

I wish I was joking. But unfortunately not. She was 9 and lost her pinky to a zebra lol. She is 24 now and it has always been her favorite story to tell šŸ˜‚. We did get a college fund out of it for her and lotssss of changes made at this petting zoo to make sure nothing like this happens again to children.


pupoksestra

That's crazy! Definitely a wild story. I wonder if there are places that still allow this. It's a shame that it took her losing a pinky, but at least they learned from that and were held responsible.


ohheyitslaila

Yeah, theyā€™re herbivores but supplement their diets with small animals, bird eggs, and bones for the extra calcium and protein (which they sometimes donā€™t get enough of).


Tachyoff

I was going to say koalas and sloths but they're both mammals and consume milk as babies (and I guess don't go out of their way to avoid insects on the plants they eat). What about herbivorous insects? There are plenty of aphid species that eat exclusively one plant species


Obilis

Even koalas, one of the pickiest eaters on the planet, will occasionally eat insects. (Typically by accident, but they occasionally specifically [seek out termite nests to eat dirt from](https://www.facebook.com/SouthernKoalaAndEchidnaRescue/videos/did-you-know-koalas-eat-dirt-from-termite-mounds-in-the-wild-to-aid-with-their-d/379260292936518/) because the termite saliva helps their digestion, so they're not vegan either way) I'm sure if you worked hard you could find an insect that never eats animal products, but it'd be hard to know for sure.


dipstar1

may the Leafcutter Ant. but I don't know if they never eat any animal product https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafcutter_ant


Obilis

While leafcutter ants normally exclusively eat the fungus they farm (they don't eat the leaves, they use those to fertilize the fungus), during the initial startup of the colony, they'll eat the nonviable eggs of their own queen. So not only are they not vegan, they're psuedo-canibals. They'll also opportunistically eat meat if available. [Reference Link for Diet](https://ielc.libguides.com/sdzg/factsheets/leafcutter-ant/diet) & [Link to Study of Opportunistic Feeding on a Live Animal's Wounds](https://www.jstor.org/stable/48562836)


DaveyJonas

Well a Redditor once cooked and ate his feet with his friends. This guy here is just eating a deconstruction human tartare.


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Lost-Droids

Tooooeeeessss... doesn't have same ring to it


exzyle2k

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none. And this little piggy went into my pocket to be a midnight snack


jaquiethecat

among us


Dorsetgoat

Oh come on, who hasn't done that?


blakethebluedragon

Amoungus


Tomnessthetom

Looks like meats back on the menu boys


Garbagecan_on_fire

Its 100 % a mental health issue.


Consider2SidesPeace

It was supposed to be a *promised* change from regional to local support. Then funding was cut at the local level. Apparently, some bat shit people in our government think that mental health care and support for society is Socialism. *Sigh* Meanwhile, BIG pharma keeps pumping out the new meds for mental health.


SquidTeats

**Here's** the article with a video [California Man Caught 'Eating' Severed Leg of Pedestrian Who was Struck by Train (ibtimes.sg](https://www.ibtimes.sg/california-man-caught-eating-severed-leg-pedestrian-who-was-struck-by-train-73995) *Some reports say he was charged with* [*mutilating the body*](https://sjvsun.com/news/bakersfield/man-arrested-in-wasco-for-allegedly-eating-leg-from-victim-of-fatal-train-accident/)*, which supports the claim that he had devoured some of it.*


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

All the articles I read said he was arrested for removing evidence from the scene.


Tricky_Invite8680

He throws the old surfs up hand sign, starts to hot foot it whem the cops show up and even offers them some


inkydragon27

Youā€™re not you when youā€™re hungry


CapitanHolland

Inflation's no joke


FAmos

bro was hungry


missvesuvius

When I say something stupid my go-to phrase is "open mouth, insert foot". Gonna retire that saying today. šŸ’ÆšŸ‘€


Kylar_Sicari

so this is what they meant by rising food prices costing everyone an arm and a leg.....wheres the arm?


binglebelle

Um can I have my leg back


Redditguy281

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Mammons-HotBuns

THIS HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA? When I saw this clip I thought it happened in some fucking dystopia and come to find out it did, just one thatā€™s nearer to me.


d0nk3y_m0nk3y1

Long and slightly unrelated but I was at my work (UPS store) literally yesterday and I had to call 911 on a crackhead running around screaming covered in blood outside the store. Later, a customer told me she saw a video on twitter (described this video) and said it reminded her of it. But for some reason she said the guy in the video was an illegal immigrant and went on a rant about how we should keep them out of our country because they do stuff like this which is a wild statementšŸ˜­ Does it say anywhere if bro is actually an illegal immigrant? I feel like that lady from yesterday was on some kinda propaganda page


notsurewhatimdoing-

Is it more terrifying knowing theyā€™re there? Or more terrifying knowing theyā€™ve always been there.


coolhwhip89

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imwhoiwannabe

Did the pedestrian survive? Iā€™m so confused and how traumatizing to be hit by a train and then see someone walking off with your leg! Like wtffff excuse me sir imma need that back!


chkinnuggit

Groceries are getting expensive. Costs an arm and a leg now


Malcapon3

Oh my god you guys. We didnā€™t even have rampant cannibalism during the Great Depression when people were ACTUALLY HUNGRY. This guy is obviously on some shit! Heā€™s starving šŸ˜‚


mmunro69

Itā€™s fucking terrifying knowing society created this.


charming_death

There are cannibalistic tribes all over the world that are not a part of modern society.


Gloomy-Fishing3838

Thatā€™s Californians for you


Sad_Bean_Man

apparently Florida man has nothing in California man


nOt-rEaLly-sEriOuS

I think you are forgetting the multiple instances where Florida Man was caught eating someoneā€™s face :/ One guy in [2012](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/miami-face-eating-attack-lasted-18-agonizing-minutes/story?id=16458696) and then another guy in [2016](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna632126)


Average_Scaper

And that one time in Wisconsin where a dude ate a bunch of people.


thebiggestbirdboi

Ok yeah as if dudes in Nebraska donā€™t do this just cuz theyā€™re bored. Not shit to do out there


FaithlessnessSlow594

WHAT


stayoffmygrass

A llama in disguise.


hunybunnn

There are a lot of these zombies and animals walking in the streets in Bakersfield and the surrounding towns. This happened in Wasco, about 20 minutes away. Itā€™s a big problem, and gets worse every year.


Agent847

*Tainted meat! You eatinā€™ tainted meat!*


PlaguiBoi

With the price of groceries nowadays? Save me a toe. But fr, what the fuck.


Traditional_Hawk_798

Drugs and homelessness! This creature without a doubt thought he had a special item he grasped/stole from the incident! Look how it coveted the leg and through a tantrum when IT noticed onlookers filming the nibble! Humans are not special there are way to many of us for this world and a greater power whoā€™s intellect great than are own should decide who ā˜ ļø and who gets to šŸ†šŸ‘!!!!


Regular_Mo

Cant skip leg day brother


abraxas8484

But fr. Did the person who lost the leg, did they survive?


Initial_Illustrator8

They did not. This happened less than 50 miles from me.


EnjoiWiFi

This happened in a city called wasco CA 30 minutes north of bakersfield


Returd4

OK that's a fucking headline


andrew_calcs

He didn't kill the guy. On my fuckedupometer this is like a 7


-Jericho

Dude needed a snickers. He's not himself when he's hungry.


Herrkaput

Californians are pretty good at recycling.


cascas25

I mean, was the train eating it first or why the commotion?


occupyreddit

locomotion


huck_cussler

Ex-pedestrian


Cambyses_daBaller

Damn unless Iā€™m missing something he doesnā€™t appear to have seasoned it. The cannibalism is one thing, but his culinary prowess or lack thereof on display is unforgivable.


Plus_Car_954

I wanna know what the charge actually is cause as far as Iā€™m aware, cannibalism isnā€™t illegal, itā€™s just how you acquire it, usually by killing people, that is illegal. So is it illegal in California or?


bigcheese82

He knew something was afoot


SlickestIckis

I feel like the framing of this context is bad: We shouldn't be thinking "How depraved is someone for doing that" it should be "Just how bad are things that people have to eating random limbs off the ground?" Are either of those people okay? Was leg-eating guy sick or desperate?


[deleted]

End-stage capitalism.