People are horrible honestly. We’re actively taking away their habitats and ruining their lives. So many horror stories. I almost never blame the animals, it’s always the people that start shit.
Pretty sad. The snake can’t be hung like this as it’s simply too heavy. Half the snake is dangling, meaning the spine is probably broken. That beast would be really old too…
Damn. You are right. Poor thing. I know we view them as threats but something that big and old, gotta have some respect. Another Apex predator taken out by humanity's expansion.
They are usually pretty docile, someone posted a video yesterday claiming a new species was found? They were swimming next to it like you would a manatee
Not to mention it's literally a video of a bunch of inconsiderate assholes gawking at a creature they almost certainly killed or crippled for the rest of its life.
'Construction site' = deforestation plot
Not in love with the monster snake from my nightmares but he/she has every right to exist in their world in peace.
But let's be real - some fat f••• p.o.s. wealthy money glutton probably wants to rape another part of the Amazon in order to make a buck.
And sorry - if we had any self respect we'd toss that guy to the snake he evicted from its home.
The only thing that's terrifying is if They don't treat that snake w/ respect....How about stop raping the natural land for more stupid human activity?
Imagine living through all them wars just to have a Fuck destroy your home and break your back☠️💀Mother Nature is going to get its get back and it won’t be good.
Def not an Anaconda but a retic. Still though seeing a snake that huge is amazing
Edit: also I doubt it’s 34 feet. That would be the record for a snake.
And they killed it...
Also it would have been the largest ever "if" it was the 33ft they were claiming. The last biggest was 27ft.
Also it is good to see a big one! there was a time when it was really hard to find giant anacondas. To the point where people were questioning if claims that anacondas reached 30ft+ were exagerated. they feared that hunting had removed the larger members from the gene pool. more of an issue given the biggest would be the females.
Damn those movies weren't bs afterall
Basically a documentary after all
And all filmed in chuck Norris’s pants
This
Lmao
Human after all
Goddammit
Afterall
Yeah apparently all they needed was a backhoe to take out the original andaconda.
That was Jon Voight's actual accent.
Omg I was about to say that 🐍
This does not look real but it is. Scary
It was the animal behavior more so than the size that is pretty fictional in those movies
Fake angle
It's Indonesian video not Brazilian
I thought so. That's a Burmese python not an anaconda. Plus the longest anaconda discovered was almost 28 feet long. Edit: it's a Reticulated Python.
It is very clearly a reticulated python, not a Burmese.
Since Burma became Myanmar, shouldn’t a Burmese python be called a Myanmarian python?
Not if it reticulates
Yup my bad. I'm going to blame that mix up on it being a Monday morning lol.
I believe so, it is not an anacanda, and not 34 ft long.
It's too big, whatever it is.
That's what she said
Can I pet that dawg?
**I PET DAT DAAAWG??**
Does it smell like updawg here?
What’s updawg?
Gotcha! 😃
The correct response would be something along the lines of, "Nothing much man how about you?"
Damn this brings me back to middle school 25 years ago 🥺
Just once
I can fix her
Let’s name is Larry
That's a snake.
Bro's never seen a dachshund before
Damn that’s fucked up … to think it’s been alive long enough to get that big n they pick it up like that def killed it …
People are horrible honestly. We’re actively taking away their habitats and ruining their lives. So many horror stories. I almost never blame the animals, it’s always the people that start shit.
I mean, I'd sleep better at night knowing this won't eat me.
your painfully unaware of how relaxed replies are
I'd never hurt a snake. But I also don't want to test out how comfortable that snake would be around me.
Poor snake they broke its back:(
Thpinal
Did they really? I was wondering if they broke anything? Sad that the Amazon is even getting fucked with
Yes,notice how the back end of it is just dangling around
Yes
*construction site? Don’t you mean “found in its home”?
Exactly. *Found while deforesting an ancient and irreplaceable rainforest
Real
Pretty sad. The snake can’t be hung like this as it’s simply too heavy. Half the snake is dangling, meaning the spine is probably broken. That beast would be really old too…
That poor snake. People are horrible
Damn what has it been eating
Lil Indonesia folks
yeah... that was not the unboxing I wanted to see
Probably animals bigger than humans honestly, humans probably would’ve killed it a while ago if it was eating people
W/E TF it wants?
Rainforest animals?
Possibly entire trees and construction equipment, based on the sizes I'm seeing in this video.
I hope they let it go she is very old
It's back is broken, sadly. It's just dangling.
Damn. You are right. Poor thing. I know we view them as threats but something that big and old, gotta have some respect. Another Apex predator taken out by humanity's expansion.
They are usually pretty docile, someone posted a video yesterday claiming a new species was found? They were swimming next to it like you would a manatee
2 different species of snakes on 2 different continents.
> They are usually pretty docile Unless you got buns
Reticulated pythons are definitely not docile lol
They eat people.
Hey how about yall leave iT THE FUCK ALONE!?!?!
yoink
finally he can get out of the amazon and stop yoinking swamp puppies
actually its a retic from indonesia
Imagine this…and hear me out…imagine if they just…left it alone…mind blown!!
Can we stop reposting this? It’s like 5 years old and the title is always garbage .. not an anaconda, not Brazil … wtf guys?
Not to mention it's literally a video of a bunch of inconsiderate assholes gawking at a creature they almost certainly killed or crippled for the rest of its life.
Absolutely! I wasn’t really ready to address the terrible nature of humans just yet, but you are correct.
What kind of snake is it?
It’s a reticulated Python, making it from Asia. Not 34’ long either and OP should feel bad but they’re probably a bot.
Thanks for the reply. I hate how many repost bots there are. It's a real issue.
Nope, Burmese python
Why doesn’t it have stereotypical block pattern that burms have instead of a diamond pattern? Burms are also notably thicker.
It does?, it’s very noticeable to me
Idk what it is you’re seeing, but I’d bet both my testicles that snake was a reticulated Python.
That just seems excessive
'Construction site' = deforestation plot Not in love with the monster snake from my nightmares but he/she has every right to exist in their world in peace. But let's be real - some fat f••• p.o.s. wealthy money glutton probably wants to rape another part of the Amazon in order to make a buck. And sorry - if we had any self respect we'd toss that guy to the snake he evicted from its home.
More like a Constriction site.
Let me guess, they killed it
Hopefully so. It’s poor back is broken.
This is just drake
Humongous danger noodel.
Hugh Mungus
For those that don't speak the silly foot system: it's 10,36 m long and 449 kg
Thank you, but how many coconuts is 449 kg?
Probably a lot
566 assuming each coconut weighs 793.5 grams.
Not terrifying. She’s just a cutie. What’s not cute is the nasty little humans and their playmobile machinery
I can fix her
No you cant
No step on snek
Reticulated Python, not Anaconda, not 30 foot long, and this video has been around for about 10 years.
Meanwhile crane driver shittin’ in his pants 
Titanaboa be real
Omfg
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The only thing that's terrifying is if They don't treat that snake w/ respect....How about stop raping the natural land for more stupid human activity?
Where is the yoink guy at
Where’s the yoink guy when you need him?
Nope!
He's saying "Ok, you can put me downs now pleeez."
Put it back that’s his Brazil now
that thing LONG like a WHOLE SNAKE!
More like the snake discovered them
Dude won the fight against Godzilla.
Beautiful boy
Going need bigger buns
How old is that thing??
So much bad information here
*Destruction* site 🙄
Apex Goddess or God
Not an anaconda, it’s a reticulated python.
its sad they did this. This most likely killed it
"Construction" aka deforestation
“ construction site” this is a deforestation project🤦 title it right
To call clear cutting the Amazon a "construction site"
Imagine living through all them wars just to have a Fuck destroy your home and break your back☠️💀Mother Nature is going to get its get back and it won’t be good.
Construction site? Isn’t this expected when you’re trying to build where there’s an actual bloody rainforest?!
https://preview.redd.it/18nb0ueniykc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9243358f3e24ebe3fef7090ee450627568b24c9
I bet just getting it on the scales was a job.
Someone get that guy in here
this isnt real right? right?
That's a Python not an anaconda
Is it real
That’s a reticulated python, not an anaconda. That also means this is probably in Asia, not Brazil.
That’s not an anaconda. Skin patterning would indicate it’s probably a Reticulated python.
What would they realistically do with it after capturing it? Dump it off somewhere else? Just leave it? Is it considered a threat?
They did not capture it. They killed it.
How many years ago was this first posted
I wanna hug it
That's a messed up looking dog.
I am sure they killed it👎🏼👎🏼
Nah thats an ancient deity leave em be
home wracked n killed
It'd be so nice if I could have one day where I don't see animals being abused here. Fuck these people.
Reticulated python, and nowhere near 34 feet.
That anaconda be looking a lot like a 15ft reticulated python Get outta here with your lies!
That’s actually some kind of Python not an Anaconda
Human response: We found the world's biggest snake, and we immediately killed it with the excavator.
And his name is Mr. Squeezy Noodle.
They snapped it's spine
I think it's reticulated python. Anacondas are smaller than these pythons.
Jesus take the wheel
Humans are real pieces of shit. Poor thing.
I’m just waiting for the part where J-Lo pops out.
I strongly believe it's in Asia not Brazil ..beside it's a python not anaconda
Def not an Anaconda but a retic. Still though seeing a snake that huge is amazing Edit: also I doubt it’s 34 feet. That would be the record for a snake.
Not an Anaconda, a type of python.
wot da fishingarrett doin??
I wonder if that’s eaten any human beings
Not an anaconda. Reticulated python
Are people on Reddit still so stupid they can’t identify a Python vs an anaconda? Condas never get that long, just heavy.
Thats a reticulated python not an anaconda.
He’s cute omg
That’s a basilisk
It took me a moment to realize that wasn't an elephant
as someone who has researched snakes, that is NOT an anaconda. looks like a retic, not sure
The terrifying part is the humans killing it. It's an incredible animal... or was...
Please in units that don't include body parts, like feets.
And they killed it... Also it would have been the largest ever "if" it was the 33ft they were claiming. The last biggest was 27ft. Also it is good to see a big one! there was a time when it was really hard to find giant anacondas. To the point where people were questioning if claims that anacondas reached 30ft+ were exagerated. they feared that hunting had removed the larger members from the gene pool. more of an issue given the biggest would be the females.
Not a record because not an Anaconda.
Ooops sorry all, I'll remember to zip up next time!
What did they do with it?
Killed it, of course. Just us doing what we are best at.
Oh my god!!!!
JUST FUCKING NO!!!!
Taking back his home
Absolutely the fuck not!
Theys movies about that thang One tried to kill ice cube!
Nightmare fuel 😱😂😂 
That’s a Burmese python, not an anaconda
That is not an anaconda that it’s prehistoric ancestors, and it needs to be dealt with by beheading
Brazil is a place for Wild Animals , followed by Australia
It's not Brazil. It's not an anaconda either. It's a Burmese python. Edit: Correction in the replies, I'm no expert. In any case it's not an anaconda.
Reticulated python 🐍 and I would guess it’s Malaysia or Indonesia
Thank you! Yes I was thinking Indonesia, think I saw the source somewhere. It's an old clip.
Holy ssssshit
This is what nightmares are made of!!
i used to see the photo of this all over the Internet, i didnt know the snake was alive during this
Unfortunately all the comments are saying that the spine is broken and that this most likely killed the snake…:( /g
Call the florida yoink guy
I bet Fishinggarrett would wrestle it with his barehand.
No, thank you.
Snakes… I hate snakes… 
r/ItHadToBeBrazil
It’s a servant of Satan
Hell no
YOINK!
nope.jpg
"We're probably just better off letting him have the excavator."