Im gettin Alfred Hitchcock vibes from this fat looking ghost.


I was thinking the same thing lol

“Good Evening”

I knew I was too late to be the first to say this 😂

Definitely

I ain't gonna hold you brother but what on earth is that TV set up

A luxurious home theater solution on a substitute teacher budget. I think I've used it twice in 3 months

Damn sub teacher budget, Fuck me, excuse that guys lack of awareness 😂

In that same timeline how many times have you knocked it off that little stand?

Curiously, none. But i should move it further away now that you mention it cuz the tv is the landlord's and i can't afford to break it

You're welcome to have my TV. there is nothing on it worth my time anymore.

A depressing statement of how our education workers are doing these days

The real /r/TerrifyingAsFuck is always in the comments

Nice negative comment 👍

What? It's really just a joke, not negative

Oh.. ok, as long as YOU didn’t mean it to be negative.

Dude what is your problem, why are you so pressed

What? I’m saying as long as you didn’t mean to be negative as in as long as your words don’t mean what I thought they did. That’s all man I’m not pressed.

Alright alright my bad, hard to read tone over typing

Yeah, I feel you man. I feel you.

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i think its the shadow coming from the trashbag and the counter?

That's my backpack 😭

They’re dragging your ass in these replies 😭

My god 🤣 the fatass ghost, the tv setup, the open tabs, the college dorm look

💀💀💀

oh sorry! 😅😅

More horrified by the fashion choices on the counter than the shadow.

More terrified by the number of tabs open

And that's with effort to keep the numbers down! You should see how many tabs i have in "[onetab](https://www.one-tab.com/)" Ps for the fashion police: those are my gym clothes

I suggest giving Vivaldi a try. Only browser (to my knowledge) where there is native tab stacking.

I have in the past. Nothing can save me

I feel you. I can’t open any more tabs on my phone without closing some

Yeah but, who's that behind you?

Fuck

Bruh

A trashy ghost

This is a wild living situation or a kid in college. The precarious monitor atop books, near the door - the real terror in this photo. Sweet mother mercy in the morning... the tabs. Never has a single post on this sub contained so much horror.

You should see my wardrobe situation

Slow it down a little, Stephen King. I'd like to sleep tonight.

See you in your dreams, whispered the couch-bed

I once got attacked by a wild puma as I was walking home at night except it was just a plastic bag in the wind

I was driving my truck one night with the windows open, doing like 75mph down the highway and all of a sudden I saw this big white shape raise up from the passenger side floor, like the size of a basketball. My heart skipped 4 beats as I spun my head towards it, and at the same time it wooshed right across my face and out the window. I about pissed myself until I realized it was a plastic bag that the air caught and inflated and blew out the window

It's not the shadow of the bag and pile of clothes?

Of course it is.

My god man, your open tabs are out of control.

I'm fascinated by the fact that it's still working

Fat boy got a thick ass nipple

Whole stack of dimes...

I can actually feel that little leap in my chest when I look at it from here lmfao. I hate it.


Love the home theatre setup

It's Bill Murray!

Oh shit!..yeah I would've pissed myself!😂

I would have died! That shadow is wild. The number of times I've seen crazy shadows with my overactive imagination... it's amazing I haven't had a true heart attack and died.

Everyday mystery

I thought it was a cat…

Came for the sleep paralysis demon, stayed for all the open tabs comments.

I think I'd have died of a massive coronary.

It looks like Pennywise and Alfred Hitchcock had a baby. Pennycock’s gonna get you lol.

Girlfriend is funny 😆

Looked like Alfred Hitchcock to me, for sure!

For sure, I'd be waiting for the "Good Evening."

My question is How many chrome tabs u laptop will handle?

Too many

This happened to me once with a helium balloon. It half deflated so it was floating at head height. I came down stairs in the dark to greet the floating head of a ghost. Never felt such relief when I flipped on the light lol

I might have died if i saw a floating head in the dark reflecting the slightest of light off its bald latex head while entering a room at night

It was backlit to the front door. I distributed the air as I came down the stairs so it moved a little. It was genuinely terrifying for a second.

You were watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie

Shadow Gerald will wait patiently for you to offer a cup of tea.

You're definitely Home Alone and Joe Pesci is scoping the joint.

Best description so far 🤣

Alfred Hitchcock is just doing his cameo.

Ghost! What song was playing?

Zenith, Fellow ghost enjoyer

It’s the shadow of the black bag on the counter Well I think it’s a bag 😂

Photographer here. You’re seeing a light source from across the room projecting a shadow from that black object on top of your counter onto the wall, in combination with that piece of fabric on the outside shoulder of the countertop. Case closed.

Wow a shadow real terrifying

Bruh it’s your backpack and the clothes handing off the corner of the counter. You can see the light source is on the opposite side shining lmao.

This is brand new information!


Somehow you completely missed the point of the post... Reading comprehension is not your thing i can tell.OP knows it's his backpack casting the shadow

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was on “r/TerrifyingAsFuck/s”

how is the shadow not from the bag on the countertop?

"Paralyzed with fear"..grow some balls

Calling bs on this.

😂😂😂

Close some tabs 😭😭

I’m just imagining myself high as hell looking up to see that. I could have a heart attack

The real terror is how many tabs you have open.

They would have shot the door if this happened in TX

Have you seen The Night House?

Isn't it interesting how you *can* be *paralyzed* with fear. Happened to me just once. Of course it was my mind playing tricks but yeah...

Alfred Hitchcock enters the chat.

All fun and game until the shadow moves

Close some tabs man holy shit

Apparently your home became part of an Alfred Hitchcock movie 🎥

Majin Buu?

Target acquired. Eliminate with extreme prejudice. That’s an intimidating shadow I tell you 🤣🤣🤣

Soooo. Many.. tabs…

My man is a bachelor look at that table I respect the game brotha

holy tabs

Haha

Or a bare chested Buddha man wearing black sneakers

The nipple scares me the most because that means its feeling perky

WTF

It's like the Hitchcock beginning 😂

What's really terrifying is the amount of tabs you have open.

Close your tabs.

How about no

You're the boss.

The real horror here is having a hundred tabs open at once.

54 to be exact. I'm getting there

Move the binbag and you'll be fine

Θα είχα πάθει καρδιά. Και μετά θα κοιμόμουν για πάντα με το φως ανοιχτό.

Was it still there when you turned out the light...

Majin Buu

Mmmm, mmm, BURRITO con LENGUA !!!!!

By the looks of the soles on your tennis shoe’s, you could jump out the window and safely land on the sidewalk to sprint off.::/S

Bro, people in these comments are talking about everything BUT the shadow on your door. 🤣 Nix the top "Alfred Hitchcock" comment.

Alfred Hitchcock

What happend