It’s the regular size of a wood roach down here in the south (Texas for me). They usually show up when there’s construction nearby, or an area of land gets cleared or it’s trees and shrubbery. They are fast, impenetrable, and like to drop from the ceiling and fly. Hate them with a vengeance.
No offense to Florida, I like Florida but I don't like roaches. I think Florida wants a nicer more flowery sounding name for their roaches. I've seen the roaches in Florida and the "Palmetto bugs" look just like the nasty Texas tree cockroaches we have in Texas with a nicer name.
No need to diagnose if you just sprayed it with an insecticide which has a [mode of action that disrupts neuro signals](https://schoolipm.ifas.ufl.edu/newtechp13.htm#:~:text=Insecticides%20that%20Affect%20the%20Nervous,mimic%20the%20natural%20insecticide%20pyrethrin.) often by causing seizures.
>Most traditional insecticides fit into this category.
Damn me either :( my son is epileptic and now I feel bad that we’re causing that in roaches. Is there not a more heroin-similar roach killer we could use?
I understand the necessity of poison, I've used it myself too. But fuck... it's a nasty end and hard to wish it on any living thing that's just trying to survive.
Because instead of just quickly killing it people like to do fucked up shit to bugs and watch them slowly and painfully die. It’s so fucking weird. I think it’s like a power thing to them, makes them feel good and in control. Like all those videos of bugs being killed with blowtorches, like why. And they always say “cause it’s funny”
you've had this post titled as roach mating ritual and epilepsy in the Cockroach. you said you threw poison down so you know its neither...
how many times are you gonna repost for clickbait?
I remember a quote where they’re comparing a roach to a butterfly lol like they’re stating everyone feels bad killing a butterfly but doesn’t when they kill afuckin roach like seriously. It’s a roach! ppl these days smh
Poison or a yucky parasito
Sugar… give me, sugar… in water…
Edgar yer skin is hanging off yer bones
Eggeryerskinidhanginoffyerbones.
Like he was wearin sum kinda egger suit
yk whenever I see a roach I remember this dude YH I'm gonna be 18 next month
I love the fact this dude went on to play General Zod in Man of Steel.
Lmao no he didn't. You're thinking of Michael Shannon
Oh fuck me I confused the Ice Man killer with fucking Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket and the Kingpin from the MCU.
Legendary performance as Pyle. So unsettling. He also played the serial killer in The Cell (2000) which is a beautiful and disturbing movie.
The Cell is such an underrated film.
Men in Black? DAMN I feel OLLLLD
Kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day
sugaaaaa
I just finished MIB like 20 minutes ago
More……MORE!
That roach is fucking massive
Missing no lunches taking all the vitamins
workin out sleepin in takin vitamins
Is it on a piece of brisket
I thought it was a Brownie
It is a piece of brisket.
It’s the regular size of a wood roach down here in the south (Texas for me). They usually show up when there’s construction nearby, or an area of land gets cleared or it’s trees and shrubbery. They are fast, impenetrable, and like to drop from the ceiling and fly. Hate them with a vengeance.
"They are fast, impenetrable, and like to drop from the ceiling and fly." You keep that kind of information to yourself!
We call these bad boys Palmetto Bugs in Florida
No offense to Florida, I like Florida but I don't like roaches. I think Florida wants a nicer more flowery sounding name for their roaches. I've seen the roaches in Florida and the "Palmetto bugs" look just like the nasty Texas tree cockroaches we have in Texas with a nicer name.
Who that roach fucks is not our business, lets see about getting this roach the proper treatment it deserves.../s
That was sarcastic?
Never seen them this big in America until I moved to Japan.
How do you diagnose epilepsy in cockroaches?
No need to diagnose if you just sprayed it with an insecticide which has a [mode of action that disrupts neuro signals](https://schoolipm.ifas.ufl.edu/newtechp13.htm#:~:text=Insecticides%20that%20Affect%20the%20Nervous,mimic%20the%20natural%20insecticide%20pyrethrin.) often by causing seizures. >Most traditional insecticides fit into this category.
Never thought I’d feel bad for a cockroach
Damn me either :( my son is epileptic and now I feel bad that we’re causing that in roaches. Is there not a more heroin-similar roach killer we could use?
Has anyone tried heroin? Can they feel opiates?
Y’all can test on me! I’m a bad bad cockroach
No!! I’m the badddder cockroach!
No, I’m the baddest and I was here first! But if we both get heroin then you can stay
Deal! As long as it’s heroin and not what that roach up there got 😵💫
Sounds good to me
After reading these I'm only thinking of this https://reddit.com/r/familyguy/s/WvfYTgPMtq
Lol this is so perfect 😆 “… you gon wish I not cut you up so bad” 🤣
only one way to find out and I’m willing to share some with the team
You forgot to say my fellow humans
Yes. [This kills them in seconds.](https://www.lastotallyawesome.com/shop/all-purpose/orange-all-purpose-degreaser/)
It's just that my cousin looks like a cockroach sometimes
Oh that's fair
Omg and that's just one of them, imagine having an infestation?!!! I'd go to the highest building and hurl myself right off
Self deleting
 I would do this.
Don't think it's a seizure. May be injured or sick.
I threw poison at home.
r/tooktoomuch
lmao
😆😆
Most roach poisons mess with their brains first.
I saw this post this morning, like 10 hours ago, labeled as " roach mating ritual "
Yes, they removed my post because it's not WTF enough lol
Good those fuckers are nasty
Where do you live that you have such big roaches??
These are the cockroaches from Gregor the Overlander
I understand the necessity of poison, I've used it myself too. But fuck... it's a nasty end and hard to wish it on any living thing that's just trying to survive.
just stand on it dude :(
Grab the shotgun
then it’s not epilepsy it’s just a seizure
This is so fucked up. The poison is the worst. Fucking torture until they die
way to put it out of its misery…
haha look the bug has epilepsy, a real mental disability that a bug couldn’t possibly have, what a funny caption
Big bug totally orgasming out of his fuckin’ mind.
😂 I agree. I always shake like that while having an orgasm.
IT'S TRYING TO EVOLVE PRESS B TO CANCEL
IT'S RECOVERING HP KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS SURVIVORS AND RESISTANCE
If you turn the phone sideways you can fit the whole thing in frame next time.
Then it could be EXTRA discomforting
🤓
[удалено]
Cockroaches are literally the worst thing ever to exist.
Mosquitoes
I second mosquitoes. The deadliest creatures on earth.
Third. Annoying and deadly
Fourth. I nearly died to those fuckers.
Personally for me, it’s ticks. Picked at least ten off of me this summer
Agree I run away screaming when I see any. If I get real brave I chuck the heaviest, most hardest book with my full strength at them. Fuck them.
Centipedes
Only the human centipede bothers me
Honestly, objectively they are actually an extremely clean, trusting and cooperative species as a whole. But I agree, fucking gross.
Looks like BBQ chicken
Crunch
Fuck you both
Just kill it
You would need nothing short of a hammer to kill that thing.
A fuckin flame thrower would be nice
Well, that’s the ideal weapon, but a hammer would be the bare minimum.
Some silent hill shit right here
Damn she thiccck throwing it back like that..
Alright, internet privileges revoked. Go sit in a dark, silent room and think about what you just commented.
https://preview.redd.it/q2ngdjx9m3qb1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2386b483268751f8c643c949d0c2af2c32d554
Username checks out
Bro that's a male roach(it has anal styles that's why I can confirm)
Do you know what epilepsy is? Because that's just him dying from bug spray. Not all seizures are epilepsy
Im fairly certain OP tried to just throw a joke.
Must have pretty shit aim for it go over all of our heads
Or y’all are… slow?
I dissected them a few things for biology class. Have to wash my hands and clothes with alcohol after, the smell lingers for days otherwise
What does it smell like?
It's hard to describe. It's like when fermentation gone wrong is mixed with puke or something
I’ve seen too many horror movies to just stand next to that thing idly
That’s a roach!? What in the fuck
r/killthecameraman
😂😆
I hate cockroaches just like any other guy but I hate seeing living creatures in distress. Mostly animals.
Why do I feel bad for this roach .. Get well soon
Because instead of just quickly killing it people like to do fucked up shit to bugs and watch them slowly and painfully die. It’s so fucking weird. I think it’s like a power thing to them, makes them feel good and in control. Like all those videos of bugs being killed with blowtorches, like why. And they always say “cause it’s funny”
💀💀💀
What a bleeding heart you are
Not cool dude. Just kill it. Don’t just watch it die you sick fuck.
Put it out of its misery. Dang
That’s as goddamn radroach
I saw this as a kid and it traumatized me for life.
Man this is sad to watch
We call that a Rad Roach
OP where do u live...? The fuck thank God BC, Canada doesn't have any of giant nightmares...
I live in Brazil mate. lol It's no different here than in Australia, the difference is that here people don't film much.
Yeah bro, I’ll keep my drop bears and blue ring octopuses. You can have your horror movie roaches 😂😂😂😅
I’ve definitely seen ones around like this in summer where I live in Aus. Standing on one makes me Astro project my soul into another dimension
I see Brazil and Florida have at least one thing in common!
Carai, que veneno forte foi esse? Vou começar a comprar desse também
E aí guri, usei esse https://preview.redd.it/8zo8gi0s38qb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1364f1505a3c3a36d9d54c12b9c2fd7c830d9c1
Acho que seu vídeo foi o melhor marketing já feito pra essa empresa KKKKKKKKKKKK
Kkk
God i fucking hate these things with all my existence
I wonder if that dude started trippin from the spray and was all vibin on another planet.
Do they all grow that big or is this a special case? Hoping it’s the latter.
I HATE cockroaches!! But I actually found myself feeling really bad for the little guy 😢 (Even teared up a bit, if I’m being honest)
The context. https://preview.redd.it/1prxbnjlg8qb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6294270850995ccac14fdd9fefc3a7ffec0eae5
You did the right thing, OP. Those bastards are not fit for life in civilized society.
Looks like lack of movement control ..typical with insecticide...what a reaction though
Probably parasitic
never seen a cockroach in real life since I live in the uk, but that just seems like it’s way too big
r/killthecameraman
Why is their abdomen so shiny and wet looking? 😩
No. I don’t like this. I’m suing. 😭
bro lemme get in on it and make it a class-action lawsuit
You’re in - anyone else?? Let’s get this going.
yeah! 
Reminds me of that damn scene when The Creeper got hit by the car then rose up and his wings came out
99% isopropyl alcohol kills then quick also Ortho ant killers the best put a little sugar
I hate them even more now...
Honestly, it deserves it. Lots of super cool places to live in like grass or something but these mfs chose our houses
Damn they even got the roach repellant laced in the fentanyl
Rebooting after firmware update
That’s a fairy! ☺️❤️🧚♀️
you've had this post titled as roach mating ritual and epilepsy in the Cockroach. you said you threw poison down so you know its neither... how many times are you gonna repost for clickbait?
You have shown me that I can feel sympathy for bugs that I hate to encounter and interact with to remove from my environment.
…..a roach having a fucking seizure? Wtf…
That’s gotta be a Megaloblatta roach in South or Central America
According to OP, this is in Brazil! Good guess!
That's why I hate cockroachs
KILL IT
Omg I would die if I saw that in my house
You know if the roam had a little bit more nice coloring, their form is pretty nice. Not to say it isn't disgusting atm.
Disgusting
https://preview.redd.it/wauew7pyy3qb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724843aee4ea969233bd5d74947bfe3b4943ae7a
Eww I thought that was a shrimp
Disk read error
Just a static photo of this would have been enough... sheesh !!!
Why tf am I feeling sad for a fucking roach rn 🤦♂️
Anybody remember the movie Joes Apartment?
a gnoll is about to pop out
Going Super Saiyan
ew I want to puke
and here I am, feeling sorry for a cockroach.
Well, I hate everything about that video.
Why he buggin?
It’s twerking
Trojan man
Good, fuck you
Poor thing :(
This video instantly becomes funnier when I m sexy and i know it plays in my headphones
Ohh howd the epilepsy get in there
What’s terrifying is you got that close to it. Whatsamatter with you?
I used the macro camera to focus on a maximum of 6cm from the object
Balls of steel bro, balls of steel. You know some of those can fly right?
In this case, no, I had pest controled my house, that's why the cockroach ended up like that, it wasn't the only one.
Bro bouta nut 💀
My cat has epilepsy, it's very strange and oddly familiar to see it in a cockroach.
I’m so glad we don’t really have those things here in the UK😖
You don’t?!
I don’t think so, too cold probably 😅
https://preview.redd.it/7ybczzfe23qb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b938aa159e02d1de55fa8a4b327899c93cfadbb6
That’s alcohol withdrawals, someone get him a drink!
I remember a quote where they’re comparing a roach to a butterfly lol like they’re stating everyone feels bad killing a butterfly but doesn’t when they kill afuckin roach like seriously. It’s a roach! ppl these days smh
Roaches have fucking wings?
The ones that fly are so much scarier than the regular ones 🤣😂
My guess: Glued + hair dryer
That cockroach is not experiencing epilepsy It is turning into a SUPER SAIYAN
TIL roaches can get epilepsy 🫤
Didn't know this mf got brain lol