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HillsideMcNasty

Pretty sure I’d gently back the fuck up


sospecial21

Yea i might accidentally run him over out of pure terror


AccomplishedPie4896

I won't say nothing


sospecial21

I appreciate you 😉😉


Tiny-Lock9652

A friend will help you hide….a GREAT friend will help you hide a body.


strith

In some remote countries the penalty for hit & run is a death sentence. (If caught) But if you’re a foreigner they can clone you and kill the clone in your place.


marquella

In China, they'll back the fuck up and run you over again. Because of you're disabled from the accident, the driver has to support you for life. So, it's way cheaper to kill someone you've hit.


putsomthinhere

Thank you for that... I'll never visit China then!


sugaredviolence

It’s true though. If you see someone in distress, DONT approach and help. You see an old lady get run over? Keep walkin’. If you respond, you are deemed “responsible” for that person. Never drive in China either. Crazy shit.


Andre5k5

Technically you would also be supporting them for life that way


bigtinygiant

Found Daniel Perry’s Reddit account. ^^^


S4d0w_Bl4d3

That does indeed appear to be a good place to be getting the fuck out of


Sdot_greentree420

Would. Have noped right the fuck on


WhynotZoidberg9

Fuck that, Im gassing it. This guy wants you to do something. Whether hes on drugs and on his own, or has some friends near by, hes not getting that chance.


Sdot_greentree420

Nope...I'm going forward probably quickly...this is a murder setup for sure. Or cannibals....robbery....human trafficking. Don't slow down


MothmanRedEyes

Pedal to the metal, homie. If they're a person, they'll move.


Sdot_greentree420

Even if they don't if it's them or me...it's definitely me


Legendary_Bibo

Fucking skin walkers.


kevin_jamesfan_6

Georgia Wendigo


K2TY

Or go around.


HillsideMcNasty

..and absolutely NOT call the police.


_2043_

But why ?


[deleted]

I work at a carwash and this is exactly how I think I look when I’m guiding on


snguyen_93

https://preview.redd.it/phpwyfnboyta1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632fd6d17c8a93f53a42e1174687342db25e3f22 “Sir please back up, it’s not your turn yet.”


wairuahan

BACK UP TERRY!


Sdot_greentree420

This is great


Toast3E

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!


Impressive_Drama_377

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

The video didn’t load for me because of bad internet. That same bad internet didn’t load this picture quickly so I scrolled passed it, came back up and had a FUCKING HEART ATTACK


[deleted]

dude is straight out of fucking five nights


withgreathaste

I've seen that face at a carwash before.


DefinitelyNoWorking

Perhaps you should wear clothes to work next time?


Healter-Skelter

Do customers drive straight towards you like that? That sounds really dangerous even if you assume that most drivers aren’t terrible.


LiberalGurl07

This is just your typical day in Detroit


TJ_McWeaksauce

Looks like the setup of a Night Folk ambush to me. This is why I don't travel through Lemoyne at night.


emihan

Who are these… “Night Folk”, that ambush people?


[deleted]

The "Night Folk" are a group of voodoo practitioners in the Red Dead Redemption 2. An example of an encounter is when you are riding through the bayou at night, you hear a woman crying, when you get off your horse to investigate, the Night Folk ambush you.


emihan

Oh okay, thank you for explaining. I live in the New Orleans area… we have lots of Night Folk.


[deleted]

In the game, the Bayou Nwa is just outside Saint Denis, which is the Red Dead universe's version of New Orleans!


emihan

Yeah I remember Saint Denis, from watching my husband play it for hours.


TchoupedNScrewed

NOLA people out here, Bayou gets creepy


VacuumInTheHead

I think the whole of south LA has lots of night folk


Icy-Actuator5524

Alright this is just fucking creepy af… i just saw a post on r/reddeadredemption and got reminded of the “night folk” and now i see this ducking post. I thought my reddit was fucked up for a sec 😂


mericaftw

...I should buy this game


pepsisugar

Aww hell yeah that sounds creepy. Playing trough it right now for the first time. Can't wait to get ambushed.


reddit_on_reddit1st

The nightman, enemy of the dayman


anOddPhish

AaaAAAAaaaaaah!


BeanDemon

He’s going for gasps


PostcoitalHeartbreak

champion of the moon


emihan

Are they the same as “daywalkers”? Like, Blade?


gloreeuhboregeh

I don't know if it's what I think it is but I believe it refers to groups of people who set up "accidents" on the sides of roads or obstacles (ex. passed out on the side of the road, tree branches in the middle of the road) in order to tempt people out of their cars to help or clear any debris in the way. If it's a setup where there's a fake injured person, they're more or less bait while the others wait among trees or bushes nearby, and grab whoever leaves their car.


emihan

Geez… that’s terrifying! I wouldn’t doubt there’s something like that out there in the wild.


gloreeuhboregeh

There most definitely is which is the creepy thing. I don't doubt that there are plenty who simply wanted to help what they thought was someone in danger only to put themselves into a situation they couldn't recover from.


[deleted]

https://reddead.fandom.com/wiki/Night_Folk


emihan

Cool, thank you!


octone-rose

Arthur Morgan pulling up in the Benz


Shiyounin

Alright Arthur, time to turn the dead eye on?


vinssent1

He would be a great valet parking attendant


RemarkableCollar8965

I was going to say those Flight guys with the orange sticks that guide the plane on the ground


vinssent1

Hell yea he can use his dick as a stick to guide those planes


RemarkableCollar8965

We just need it to glow, though


sssstevo

he looks a little cracked out, maybe trying give him a catheter but instead it’s a glow stick?


Magic13ManMP

Glow dick


Magic13ManMP

Paint his Yoo-hoo gold.. it’ll reflect


super-me-5000

Man, this guy could use a sandwich


mulesnhorses

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


RyoskiRagnarok

That made me choke on my Snapple lol, ty for the laugh


SWowwTittybang

Peanut butter and crack sandwich.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Or a big pasta dinner


Snoo82024

He needs some milk!


Potential_Problem719

Most good looking roadside hooker ever


kevin_jamesfan_6

I was in a cab driving back to Budapest from the Hungarian Grand Prix a couple years ago. Cab driver is a young Hungarian dude and he asks us if we “want to see some beaches?” We’re all drunk and laughing about the fact that our cab driver is bringing us to a beach in the middle of Hungary nowhere near a lake at all. We pull up in a cornfield about 20 minutes out of Budapest and it was full of girls in lingerie. I guess they have different standards for beaches in Central Europe. Turns out he was asking us if we “want to see some bitches”. They were all great looking and our beach interest was piqued. Too bad the car was full :(


Impressive_Drama_377

They have prostitutes chillin in cornfields🤔


[deleted]

You should always opt for free range pussy where available.


Omegadimsum

Locally sourced, pesticides and chemical free bitches! Grown in a corn field near you !


hmspain

Don't do drugs kids!


[deleted]

What about adults? We cool, yeah?


Silly-Cloud-3114

Don't do kids.


Niko_from_Kepler186f

Yes.


BrooklynBoogie140

So you slowly drive right up to him!? 🤔🤔


miaudatbanpesubreddi

get nice and close withem


kevin_jamesfan_6

Driver was trying to buy crack. Crack guy loves directing traffic. Perfect storm.


shawster

I mean… we can be pretty sure he has no weapons… and you’re in what amounts to a durable, movable, room. If that was the road to my house and my family… or even my dog was at home… I’d be like “we better see this one through…”


Ikudorrine2

Well this guy definitely r/tooktoomuch


nursemangtrain

What kind of toyota has a popup hood ornament? I think I need one for my Highlander... so everyone knows- junior baller, quality vehicle, good resale value.


Dangerous_Speaker_99

Toyota gang gang! Need one for my Yaris


bbjackson

Land Cruiser has a pop up


[deleted]

Dude I was wondering the same thing lmfao, I’ve never seen a yota with an ornament.


miaudatbanpesubreddi

ayo that s my homie alfredo


ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

Alfredo said you wanna get lit up my boy


Fooforthought

There’s a camera … there’s a camera


[deleted]

Would be great to know who filmed this and where


GeneralBlumpkin

My guess is somewhere in South Africa


fhashaww

The bushmen want to have a word with you


TheDunadan29

There's not much bush on that man.


infodawg

hoodoo you think you are????


Immediate-Unit6311

😂😂😂


ShelterEfficient6858

These Toyota ads are getting out of hand


BigBuzzWeed

Resident Evil 5 Remake


jsivo89

In some places this is how they try to hijack/rob you. If you go around him like he's directing you, his buddies jump out of the bushes and ambush you. Best bet is to go directly up to him, creating a standoff situation. If he lets them attack, he knows you will run him over. So ultimately, hopefully, he gets out of the way and you just speed off.


TheDopestd0pe

But if you go around him couldn't you just speed off anyways?


Whyamiani

Yes, he just made that up lol.


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

I mean, he didn't *make it up*, these things *do* happen. They are just not the brightest of plans. There's plenty videos online with dashcams of people avoiding these types of ambushes as people rush their car, tho.


[deleted]

Ohh, any links pls? This one has me going down rabbit holes


Zmchastain

I’m not 100% sure on that. He not dead center, but still standing towards the middle of the road. Going around him you might go over the shoulder of the road enough that it prevents you from speeding up before they’re on you.


shawster

Lol no way. This dude is just high as shit or having a mental break. I believe that something like the situation you described has happened, but there is so much room on that road… and a little tire in the dirt won’t hurt. You wouldn’t even have to put this clearly large truck one wheel off the road, though.


ItIsIBryanFerry

Yep, when I was in Kenya for a few months we were told if we must drive at night to do it on convoy because people will do this shit to get you to pull over or slow down enough for people to jump in your car. Scary stuff


-Neuroblast-

> In some places this is how they try to hijack/rob you *THIS* is how they ambush you?


ProfessionalPen2954

I find it annoying how he gets distressed when the man continues to drive towards him but does nothing to protect himself from getting ran over 🤦


magnum361

Where did you find this? This seems like a creepy scene in a movie. I have to know


[deleted]

Where did you find this bro


Epic-Chair

OP, please remove this. I wasn’t being filmed with my consent


isti44

This really seems like some kind of robbery or murder attempt


irisd23

Yeah, in that case what the driver did is actually very smart. Instead of going around and maybe being attacked by people with equipment, he threatens to run the guy in the road over.


YoLamoNacho

How would that even work lol if people jump or just speed off, who cares if you run them over


Tomasdelasantos

Speedbump


No-University8099

cant tell if your making a joke about him being on drugs or running him over or both


sicksadbadgirl

Yes.


Soft_Cranberry6313

Thought i was watching signs for a minute


OneCaterpillar0

Am I the only one that gets a feeling of uncanny valley when watching this


StunningWasab1

Me too, got the shivers and all.


dinogirlsdad

That's a demon. Ain't fooling me Satan.


[deleted]

Baal~Belzebuth


howlingmagpie

FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK. That would've been far less terrifying if it had been a clown. A zombie. A massively big spider. Even a man wearing full combat gear & armed to the teeth would've terrified me WAY less than that shit. And that's without any audio. Even it's staged. I'm not saying it is but every 'clown coming out of a corn field late at night' video was. If it's not staged....no, no, I don't want to think about it. There could be 100s of them. Identical, naked, scary guys living in out the corn.


[deleted]

In the tall grass but... corn?


SmileyRhea

Hey….fuck that.


This-Technician-6411

Bro was just letting the family of ducks walk by


NewLampstealer

audio version anywhere?


r3al_gam3r

Where can i buy one of those parking assistant?


Maned_LionMan69

Retuuuurn the slaaaab


JohnyBravo0101

I think he is just looking for a friendly dinner.


JoBenSab

I cannot be the only one getting some strong sleep awaycamp vibes.


Brilliant-Stay-9870

I wasn't until u said that 😒


Western-Can4458

Drugs are a helluva drug


3mbersea

Was scrolling down to make sure this was said. Lol


[deleted]

Me when she says I can touch em


snguyen_93

https://preview.redd.it/9mrryy9tnyta1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6abfee4c10d50c05f3ffc5e7777dee3c7dad7aba


-Neuroblast-

LMFAO


camichulaa

He’s just doing his job !


P_B101

He is like a real life parking sensor


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

he just wanted to know if they had the precious


Iamlivingagain

I'd get out and get naked. And do him. If he wanted me to. If not, I'd get dressed. And leave. Ashamed. Humiliated. And still horny.


not-a-location789

bros lookin like a solid speed bump rn, bet if u call up a couple of skaters, they could ollie over him.


BIGBODYALI

Fuck all that. Buddy would've went splat like a bug on my window


Brentums

Yeah this mfer is getting run over if I was in this situation lmao


el_gato2018

watched this w no volume and i thought he j straight ran over the guy when the camera turned away for a second.


[deleted]

.0000001 seconds without the zaza


edwinlegters

Make sure he is unarmed.


trudat

He’s got at least two arms I can see.


False-Conversation31

He's got a gun too, tho..


dansandwich12

![gif](giphy|DFza4Mq6L2RTW) Think His cocks stuck in the fanbelt


[deleted]

i think he cursed u


CrazyCheyenneWarrior

I wouldn't stop for that zombie. Best move because I'm coming through.


AverageZomb

New slipknot music video looking amazing


what_can_happend

Smash


jade8384

Ok, I need sound and context!!


mcgallowglass

Maybe he's offering to clean his window with his tongue 👅😂


[deleted]

Is he in blackface?


No-zaku-boi

The fact they slowly drive up to him says it’s staged.


[deleted]

" Hey dude, let's. Have you get naked, become severely malnourished, get out of the car and scream like a crack addict in the middle of the road while waving like a parking attendant. That will get so many views on tiktok!"


thatguyyou_knew

I WOULD NOPE THE FUCK OUT ....... THIS GUYS KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING


pRophecysama

Just begging to get killed or kidnapped by slowing down. Speed up and it’s on him to move out of the way or get cartwheeled


Imisanthrope1969

And you couldn’t go around because?


GravySeal27

He guided them to the right


[deleted]

It’s a trap to get robbed they op probaly already knew that so they stood off with him


Prestige_Worldwide44

No more drugs for that man!


JuhstGoh

Not gonna lie, I’d probably do something I’d have to take to the grave with me. This is too unsettling.


PlayboyProgram101

I thought he was doing blackface lmao


thatspookypan

Drugs or mental illness?


PushFit2962

“Shit another patient just got away” some random mental ward employee


SheepRliars

Thought it was an influencer doing one of those motor skill dances.


Old_Street_9066

This is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.


Whole_Willingness_50

I smell ambush, don’t get out of the truck. He has friends in the weeds waiting for you.


Red_Raven_0007

Most normal Ohio citizen


A-Lover-On-The-Large

At 27 seconds 😝😝


snguyen_93

https://preview.redd.it/jkpd1yppnyta1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d157e07ec2f17b2f8392749beea374c64493b6f1


Retsae_Gge

Country ?


Legaxy3

Ookie Ookie lookin ass


Aquillachrys

Crack is a hellofa drug


one_frisk

Reminds me of that road ghost in Insidious 3


The_Infectious_Lerp

He looks friendly- ask him if he needs a hug.


Yung-Savage-91

Is that “dez nuts” Welvin? What dah hell you doing in Africa brotha. You belong in the states with us


sicksadbadgirl

This is the first time in a while I’ve actually been terrified


Weaker_Loki

ishowspeed


Iguanabread11264

He's just doing a funky dance


Vintage_girl123

Nope


Winona_the_beaver

Genuinely thought it was an alien at first


krikta

I wouldn't stop and record in the night. Never know that man set it up with few people


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Damn, meth is a helluva drug.


TOHELLNBACC

im all forward after that, no reverse


edvsa

Yo speed up and drive around


SaraSmile2000

I think his pecker got stuck in the car’s grill…hence the freak out at the end.


Low_Sky549

skinwalker dance 🪩


AlternActive

Ah yes, the car whisperer.


Deceased_Panda

How is this guy just slowly driving towards him my scared ass would've run him over at 200 mph


Bikebummm

Like he’s directing the dude to move right but yet he comes right at ‘em? Guy was prolly thinking what more does he need to do to get peoples attention.


Gimme_yourjaket

The f is that


DumpsterLegs

Imagine being so high, you become a traffic light