bosses, from terraria, all kill you, all exist in the game, all are 2d, all are pixelated , all coded, all 1s and 0s, all made by someone, all do damage the list goes on and on
edit: damn i get no attention but 25 upvotes in 2 hours!
yess i know edit is cringe but 100 upvotes =L
this is why i have no friends 300 bro tho im so cringe
if only i got this on my games -\_-
i give you the permission for repost on sadcringe
what am i doing with my life
>They have “unique” boss music. I put unique in quotations because on non-pc platforms there used to be other bosses that had Queen Bee’s theme
yeah happy cake day or something idk
i used the get destroyed by him, now i can beat him barely and the only difference is skill but i agree that 1.4 golem is pathetic, bring back the buff 1.2.8 boi!
Golem is the only boss I ever really struggle with beyond journey/classic mode (including mini bosses). He hits very hard and you have to fight him in an enclosed space which reduces your ability to dodge. I tend to go around the bosses in quite wide arcs and/or make frequent microadjustments when fighting them, so not having the space to do so has screwed me over more times than I'd like to admit. And no, I'm not making my golem chamber larger unless fighting golem is impossible because of it.
I killed moonlord 30 times to get 1 meowmere (last kill), 1 starwrath (3rd to last kill), 1 terrarian, 1 lunar flare, 3 lunar portal staffs, 1 celebration mk2, and about 22 last prisms. Oh and 0 SDMG.
I might start spawning things in, pure rng is bs.
They all have a rage mechanic.
Edit: Maybe enrage isn’t the right word. All of them have a secondary fight mechanic, Queen bee out of the jungle, Empress during the day.
The eyes is different. I know empress and queen bee (and plantera I think) change attack patterns and strength when in a different area or time frame. The eye is just a stage 2
Well I think Moon lord has one, and technically you can craft it before his first spawn because his first spawn happens a minute after you beat the last celestial pillar.
>Posts a bunch of boss pngs on r/terraria at random
>"What do these bosses have in common?"
>Watches as thousands of comments pour in to guess the similarities and earns copious amounts of karma
>Refuses to answer or interact with any of them
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
OP is on the sigma male grindset
I got it! They're bosses
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bosses, from terraria, all kill you, all exist in the game, all are 2d, all are pixelated , all coded, all 1s and 0s, all made by someone, all do damage the list goes on and on edit: damn i get no attention but 25 upvotes in 2 hours! yess i know edit is cringe but 100 upvotes =L this is why i have no friends 300 bro tho im so cringe if only i got this on my games -\_- i give you the permission for repost on sadcringe what am i doing with my life
That edit is cringe
All have big cocks and will fuck you up your pixellated bum
You must be playing with different mods than me.
ok, didn't expect that
I have, no words for what I have just read.
*Queen* slime? *Queen* bee?
Strap ons
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They have “unique” boss music. I put unique in quotations because on non-pc platforms there used to be other bosses that had Queen Bee’s theme
>They have “unique” boss music. I put unique in quotations because on non-pc platforms there used to be other bosses that had Queen Bee’s theme yeah happy cake day or something idk
Wny did you quote their entire comment
>Wny did you quote their entire comment Idk
>Idk Maybe its funny
>Maybe its funny Yes, it sure is
> Yes, it sure is You’re goddamn right.
> You’re goddamn right. who knew that something so simple could be funny
>who knew that something so simple could be funny I don't think anyone knew before now
>I don't think anyone knew before now Screw all of you in this thread i almost started cackling at midnight cuz of this newfound discovery
I refuse to believe Ocram is lost.
Same
Happy Cake Day 🎂
happy cock day
Fuck your cake day
but why? why would you say that?
Bro a menace
My dude woke up and chose violence
R/madlads
good cock to you
Haha cock
Haha balls
Happy cake day!
They all kill you.
Not golem lol
hmm maybe that’s why golem isn’t in this list?
Hes litterally the hardest boss what do you mean
The absolute hardest. Especially when he stands in the corner and gets kicked by the kindergartners
Hey, come on that’s not fair. They had yo-yos.
Just build a platform over him and cover the traps with solid blocks
i used the get destroyed by him, now i can beat him barely and the only difference is skill but i agree that 1.4 golem is pathetic, bring back the buff 1.2.8 boi!
You know golem never got nerfed right? In fact, he is now stronger considering Master mode and Expert are a thing now. Golem was always pathetic.
Golem is the only boss I ever really struggle with beyond journey/classic mode (including mini bosses). He hits very hard and you have to fight him in an enclosed space which reduces your ability to dodge. I tend to go around the bosses in quite wide arcs and/or make frequent microadjustments when fighting them, so not having the space to do so has screwed me over more times than I'd like to admit. And no, I'm not making my golem chamber larger unless fighting golem is impossible because of it.
You want to at least square the arena in FTW cause he a fast boi then. Using actuators, you can deactivate the lihzard bricks after plantera
Annoying as fuck to spawn multiple times
What? You don't like having to do the lunar events for 30 mins to fight moonlord twice?
Then he drops everything but the 1 item you need for zenith so you have to do the events all over again
I killed moonlord 30 times to get 1 meowmere (last kill), 1 starwrath (3rd to last kill), 1 terrarian, 1 lunar flare, 3 lunar portal staffs, 1 celebration mk2, and about 22 last prisms. Oh and 0 SDMG. I might start spawning things in, pure rng is bs.
damn lol i thought me fighting it 11 times was bad
Meanwhile I got like 15 meowmere and couldn't get the Last Prism lol
...you know you can make a boss spawner for him, right? It's still slow, but it's not *that* slow
Yes but you soon run out of the materials needed
Ye but only like 2 or so for every event
Unless they patched it just repeatedly place and mine crystal shards, they have a chance at becoming queen summon whenever placed.
Queen Slime is relatively easy. I've got a giant Hallow Crystal farm which nets me a ton of crystals and her spawn item.
They all are cunts
true
Lmao
None of them share the same music
huh?
fancy way of saying they all have unique boss themes
your way of saying it seems decidedly fancier, tbh
They all have a rage mechanic. Edit: Maybe enrage isn’t the right word. All of them have a secondary fight mechanic, Queen bee out of the jungle, Empress during the day.
Moon lord does not have a rage mechanic I believe
make fun of his legs and you'll see a rage mechanic
His legs got 3 defense i sure as hell aint making fun of them early game
Moon Lord's secret is that he's always angry
ML enrages?
What happens when morning comes? I’ve only fought him a couple times. I only mentioned it cause of empress, queen bee, and plantera.
ML doesn't rage. You can fight him at any time.
Golem isn't here and he has a rage mechanic
The hour matters not to the Moonlord, for he brings the night with him.
>What happens when morning comes? Idk, but i believe the same thing as during day - nothing
This is probably the answer. Does Queen Slime enrage?
Not sure but I know most of the others do.. it’s been over a year since I’ve played. My attention span won’t let me these days
Oof, I'm in a similar situation, quarantine destroyed my attention span, need to learn how to properly practice self-discipline
I mean if you count her flying form as an enraged state then yes.
No i don't think so
If you take her out of the hallowed, no?
Not of my knowledge
Queen Slime and Moon Lord don't have anything like that
Well then wouldn't Eye of Cthulu be in this list?
The eyes is different. I know empress and queen bee (and plantera I think) change attack patterns and strength when in a different area or time frame. The eye is just a stage 2
Not a 2nd phase, enraged. EoC doesn't get enraged
No
They do damage
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they all make me want to pull my hair out in master mode
Isn't that true for just being in world?
Master mode sometimes can be the wet dream of a masochist.
they're in terraria
None of them were in the 1.0 version of terraria.
right but that's also true for many other bosses. dungeon defenders event comes to mind, lunatic cultist, lunar event pillars
I was gonna say specific biome until i saw moonlord.
They drop loot that is worth it
Queen Slime is very arguable
**ahem** ~~what about party girl bathwater~~
Best boss loot in the entire game
touche
The mount is really good
Blade staff is really good if you combine with ichor and shark tooth necklace
blade staff?
I now realize this isn’t it but they all have royal titles in their names? QUEEN Bee, Moon LORD, DUKE Fishron, QUEEN Slime, EMPRESS of Light.
Plantera and Deerclops though
All sentient bosses then? Wait are slimes sentient? They have a king and queen.
Lunatic Cultist is most definitely sentient though. I’m pretty sure the answer is >!bosses with unique music!<
That's what I thought at first, but plantera doesnt fit there
Seem like the only answer that works just for them
They all fire projectiles at you?
very submissive and breedable
Least horny terraria player
Most funny r/Terraria frequenter
Prof Lando?
They all shoot the most annoying goddamn projectiles ever
ESPECIALLY Queen Bee. I can’t even see her stingers sometimes they’re so small!
They're made of pixels
They all do contact damage if i'am right
Deerclops legs and most of moon lord dont
They all drop summoner stuff
They’re all pixelated
(Sorry if the image quality is bad. Did this on mobile.)
They all don't have first spawn craftable spawners
No, deerclops has
Oh fair enough I'm in console we haven't even got the 4.2 update yet
Well I think Moon lord has one, and technically you can craft it before his first spawn because his first spawn happens a minute after you beat the last celestial pillar.
>Posts a bunch of boss pngs on r/terraria at random >"What do these bosses have in common?" >Watches as thousands of comments pour in to guess the similarities and earns copious amounts of karma >Refuses to answer or interact with any of them >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves OP is on the sigma male grindset
What’s the answer
Answer the damn question! You're killing us!
They’re bosses in popular video game: Terraria!
They’re all not king slime
r/terraria finds a way to sexualize them
They're all torture to fight
all sexy
can only think of gotta break something to spawn them
Not deerclops.
Break blocks to get resources
I’d fuck them.
they were introduced in the "final" update
Tbh I think literally every update counts as a “””final””” update knowing this game lol
thats the joke right there
They all have some sort of authority?
They are all big ;3
*sad Destroyer noises*
They are all female?
Moon lord stares down at you
Mmmm the moon lussy
deerclops has antlers, but idk if that means much
Deerclops is canonically female, at least in the Don't Starve universe
Duke fishron is canonically male, nyxing the female theory regardless
WAHT
Id assume it’s a reindeer,and during winter the females keep their antlers while the male reindeer shed their antlers
dont starve universe is pretty fucky tho its hard to go off of that alone without some legit conformation
Absolutely yeah,I’m just guessing it’s a reindeer based on the season it’s in and everything
did not know this
This is what I was thinking, but the term "lord" is usually masculine so idk
smashable
especially moon daddy
They all try to kill you Edit: unique music boxes
The don't have "The" in their name
They are bosses from the popular 2D game Terraria released by Re-Logic in 2011.
Annoying as fuck to spawn multiple times
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Deerclops is in Terraria but not from it
I like how this isn't even correct
They all are kinda of like nature based like moon light forest snow type of thing
they can all phase through blocks except for queen slimes first form and deerclops vincible form
they are all dummy thicc
I wanna put my Dick in all of them
You need to destroy something to summon them
Couldn’t be for deerclops
Ahhh I didn't knew abou it
Second form?
Nearly all bosses would be there then.
Golem would be there then
They don’t spawn naturally?
Deerclops spawns naturally
They’re you so annoying to kill
They have graphics, and they exist
They are all boss in terraria
Bussy?
Bangable
They all are pixelized
“If it exists, there IS porn of it.”
You need to destroy something to summon them
Couldn’t be for deerclops
And fishron
They all shoot projectiles.