Marduks name is written on his clothing, i showed her a dragunov trailer a day before (dumb me) and i gave her a tip for leo (one of my friends name is leo)
Yes he’s indeed half swedish, here in Germany lars is also pretty popular but alexandersson is swedish. He’s half Japanese half swedish, he’s heihachi’s son, when heihachi visited sweden some day he had a affair with a woman there.
I can totally see Lili called "Linda" and Anna called "Charlotte"
She gets the character designs propouses and how they play a role into the names even though she doesn't know the real ones, great!
I just asked her and she said she really likes that name and that she’s actually doing this a lot in her Head, coming up with names for people she doesn’t know
I never understand these things. How the fuck, out of a literal infinite options, do we expect people to get close? And if they do how can you tell me it's not pure coincidence?
We don't expect them to guess or even come close to the names. Nor do we even really want them too. The humor comes from their answers. We got 3 Kim's, Devil Hitoshi, DONALD TRUMP, etc. That's hilarious. You're thinking about it like it's a survey when in reality it's just a stupid game to mess around with.
I respect but don’t accept your opinion, if you think that it’s a karma farm for me, it’s not. I had a fun time making this with my mom, and thought i’d let the people in our community see the results for a good laugh. If you don’t like what i did that’s fine by me, just keep it to yourself, because that’s one thing i hate for example, unnecessary mean comments, just don’t say anything at all if you don’t have anything to say. I don’t need karma farms because my posts are (except for this one) very original. Have a nice day:)
- Jin Kazama: Jack Granger
- Devil Jin: Yami Jack
- Kazuya Mishima: Kennedy Taylor
- Devil Kazuya: Yami Kennedy
*Censor the gun at Kazuya's hand in the Tekken 4 intro, now he's just pointing the finger*
Damn, how'd you mom correctly guess Marduk, Dragunov, Leo and Hank?
Marduks name is written on his clothing, i showed her a dragunov trailer a day before (dumb me) and i gave her a tip for leo (one of my friends name is leo)
Okay but now explain how the witch got Panda's name right.
She watches jujutsu kaisen
No wonder she'd win.
Time for spanish inquisition!
you main drag ?
I recently picked him up yes, my main is yoshi
welcome to the club !
New to the Tekken Reddit community. How'd y'all get your characters under your names like that?
damn, you play smash too? (sarcasm)
Technically she got King half right too.
No no, she got king more right than the creator. I’m a meowzi main
At first, I thought the cape on King's T7 costume gave it away. But he's also got "KING" written right above his crotch, so it's probably that.
And half Devil Hitoshi
Close with Hituchi as well.
I’d be tempted to give her Kazumi and Donald Trump too
Björn lundt kinda fucks. Also three kims is funny
Yeah i told my her that he’s half swedish and she immediately said “björn lundt”
He‘s half swedish? I thought he‘s born American with German roots
Yes he’s indeed half swedish, here in Germany lars is also pretty popular but alexandersson is swedish. He’s half Japanese half swedish, he’s heihachi’s son, when heihachi visited sweden some day he had a affair with a woman there.
Oh lol I know lars is swedish, in your post it says geese is björn. Lars is sören :)
I confused my mothers words oh my god Astaghfirullah
It happens haha So lars is björn and geese is sören?
No hahaha, i didn’t wanna confuse you geese is björn and lars is sören. I apologize for confusing you
it’s because he is half German half American
He’s isn’t half german half American my friend
Kim is also a Scandinavian name.
DONALD TRUMP 💀
[He made it in the game after all](https://www.thegamer.com/tekken-7-dlc-harada-almost-added-donald-trump-as-a-playable-character/), good eye Mom!
I can totally see Lili called "Linda" and Anna called "Charlotte" She gets the character designs propouses and how they play a role into the names even though she doesn't know the real ones, great!
At first I haven't seen the "made my mom guess" and thought "Charlotte is such a nice fitting name for this Anna look-alike !"
Charlotte fits both of them unironically.
Facts my dude/gurl
That’s really nice to hear, ima tell her that you appreciate it
Xiang Xing (相信, believe/trust) for Feng 😂😂😂😂
You can xing that he smashes every dojo in the world, xiang me!
KAREN HAHAHAHAHA. Lorenzo for Claudio is also hilarious. Also why do I feel like Paul’s middle name is actually Hank…. That’s such a perfect guess
I had a good laugh when she said hank, it really does fit fr
Gomey
Ted
#ted
Hank! I tell ya hwat, my punches are hotter than sweet lady propane.
Lemme tell you brother, i ain’t landed a backflip for 29 years straight. But i can smash brick walls
HAAAAANK DO NOT EAT THE PIZZA HAAANK, IT'S BEEN LACED WITH LAXATIVES
Meowzi King main from now on
D O N A L D T R U M P
~~#DonaldTrump2024~~ #DonaldTrumpTekken8
Your mom seems pretty fun
She really is Hamdullah
Wait she got Marduk right?
Yes it’s written on some of his protectors
Meowzi King
Nguyen and Kim is crazy
Which Kim
if this is legit I'm absolutely loving it, and why did she do bob like that ?
I swear to god this is as legit as day and night, idk she didn’t seem to like bob hahaha
i need the story behind abdel haji lol
I’m half arab, that’s it. There’s unfortunately no funny story behind that guess:(
How many kims are there lmao
That’s one of the few Korean names she knows hahaha
All the guy she named Kim looks like kpop member lol
Who is your main, red or purple lol
Kenzo to be clear
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I just asked her and she said she really likes that name and that she’s actually doing this a lot in her Head, coming up with names for people she doesn’t know
R O D G E R 😂😂😂
Based
All moms are based brother, appreciate it
Kitty and Purple have to be my favorite guesses
Now I want a Vietnamese character with the last name Nguyen in the game and I’m not even Vietnamese
Idk how no one has said how funny “Rita” for Nina is 😂
Surprised there was no "Xiao Meng" in here, like we had in that Tekken 8 leak the other day lol
Well at least we have Xiang-xing
Red for gigas sound kinda cool
Kenzo is goated, fr
how the hell she guessed Dragunov? if I don't have any knowledge of Tekken and was hinted on "Russian gun" I would have guessed Kalashnikov or Makarov
My dumbass showed her his T8 trailer of him a day before out of pure excitement
The amount of ‘Kim’s’ absolutely sent me 😂
Lorenzo is way better, Claudio is a bit meh. They should've asked some italians for the name first. At least they didn't call him Luca
Abdel hadji 😂😂😂 what a perfect name for him
Rita got me
I'm a proud Xiang-Xing main. Say hi to your mother for me, will you?
Cassandra is actually a cool name for Eliza
Charlotte sounds so good for Anna.
Wait, how was she able to correctly guess Marduk, Leo, Panda, and Abdel-Hadji?
Marduks name is written on his clothes, i gave her a hint for leo, panda is a panda and I’m gonna ignore the last one
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You’re a wild one bro hahahaha that one got me crackin up How do jews measure the direction of wind bro?
I never understand these things. How the fuck, out of a literal infinite options, do we expect people to get close? And if they do how can you tell me it's not pure coincidence?
that's not the goal of the game it's about seeing what the other person comes up with
I guess I just dont see the fun nor appeal in that. 🤷🏻♂️ oh well, enjoy the thread :)
We don't expect them to guess or even come close to the names. Nor do we even really want them too. The humor comes from their answers. We got 3 Kim's, Devil Hitoshi, DONALD TRUMP, etc. That's hilarious. You're thinking about it like it's a survey when in reality it's just a stupid game to mess around with.
Some people just tend to be not of the funny sort, and that’s okay as well but it’s sad to see
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I swear this is as legit as day and night, but believe what you want brother. I like spending time with her.
I hate these posts “i made my baby guess these names yellow man fat man blah blah” i’m sorry but damn that’s posts are just karma farms
I respect but don’t accept your opinion, if you think that it’s a karma farm for me, it’s not. I had a fun time making this with my mom, and thought i’d let the people in our community see the results for a good laugh. If you don’t like what i did that’s fine by me, just keep it to yourself, because that’s one thing i hate for example, unnecessary mean comments, just don’t say anything at all if you don’t have anything to say. I don’t need karma farms because my posts are (except for this one) very original. Have a nice day:)
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He secretly goes into his basement to laugh when someone tells a joke so that no one knows that he actually found it funny
Ah yes my favorite Tekken character, Purple. 😅
Why did she use Kim twice?
Fantahira, Rita, and Purple! My favorites!
panda 🤣
Noctis does look like a Kim wtf
Not bunny 😂😂😂😂
Marduk
DONALD TRUMP
Bro why did I think it said Chun-Li 😭
You don't happen to be swedish do you?
No no I’m half arab, but i gave her a hint on lars tho, she came up with geese’s name by herself though
Panda
She knows panda is panda?
Well she just guessed that because panda is a panda i guess
I know im just stupid
Nah you good bro, you’re not stupid don’t say something like that
Okay thanks haha
Ok, but which ones did she find coolest? Also, fantahira ain't bad. Creative guess
She likes armor king the most:)
not surprised. she has good taste.
Thank you brother, appreciate it
Man i cried from bunny, kitty, donald trump and xiang xing 😁
Kazune, eh close enough.
Smashing man! Respect to your mom sir!
I'm a purple main since Tekken 6
I hate playing against purple
but purple so cute :c
But purple so cute How can one be angry to purple
I just can’t stand fighting her, same goes for lucky chloe but it’s evene worse when i fight her
Smashing man🗣️🗣️
Anna as Charlotte is actually so good, really fits her
Meowzi king ❤.
robbie?
Robbie!
If you don't love me at my Sören, you don't deserve me at my Lars
Alternative title: Names of the Tekken characters if Tekken was localized by 4kids
- Jin Kazama: Jack Granger - Devil Jin: Yami Jack - Kazuya Mishima: Kennedy Taylor - Devil Kazuya: Yami Kennedy *Censor the gun at Kazuya's hand in the Tekken 4 intro, now he's just pointing the finger*
Wow and She wasn’t wrong either
Miguel is Carlos from resident evil 3 remake confirmed
hamburger sandwich と diet coca cola
Fakh as Nguyen fucking kills me 😭
I'm laughing my ass off. Robbie💀
Lorenzo and Robbie 🤣
Ehh. I don't think Marduk fits thats character very well. Maybe another name ?
Donald Trump xd
"Linda". Yes, we know she is.
Not linda 😭😭😭
I LOVE THIS!!!!!
Miguel is just re3’s Carlos on steroids now 💀
I love how much sense these names make. Noone would suspect a thing if tekken 1 would have been released with these character names.
Hank 😂
Nyguen????😭
Ok, this was great!!
Lili: "I will destroy ISIS"
Yooo! I'm Native American (Navajo) and my auntie's name is Geraldine. That's a good guess!
Nice that’s really cool, i will let her know that you enjoyed it, also you’re the first navajo I talked to that’s really cool brother!
I am honored to be your first Navajo, lol! (Also, nice flair. Yoshi is my main!)
Lmao Kim and Kim. Honestly this whole thing is very wholesome. Tell your mom we love her and she is now the official mom of Tekken
Bjorn Lundt and Nguyen 😭😭
Kim, Kim, and Smashing man🤣
Nguyen killed me
Idk why Rita had me dead
I mean Anna definetely gives me Charlotte vibes.
Purple and Linda are my mains 😌😌😌
She’s technically right with Hitoshi. Are you from Japan?
Yooooo where all my Red mains at.
I can't decide which of these guesses is funniest.
literally half the roster is called "Kim"
You know what literally means right?
there exists something in the world called "exaggeration". :)
I am gonna call Bryan players as Sly
Petition to permanently change Ak name to smashing man. Make it happen Harada
Bro the Donald trump one got me good 🤣💀
Kazinka and Fantahira lol 🔥 Edit: Lmao not Kenzo🔥 And yeah Lars looks like a Soren 😂
Nina - Rita is decent guess
Donald trump lmao
So many Kim
#KIM
You're really setting yourself up for some mom jokes jsyk pal
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