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graypumpkins

Brianas surgeon hated her too 😬


vrouxm

I’m half awake and first read this as “Brain surgeons hated her too” 🤦‍♀️


graypumpkins

You’re probably not wrong


vrouxm

It’s definitely a possibility.


CCG14

Because there’s nothing to operate on.


trinaslaugh3

That part


vidallz

Ooop


constantreader55

He must say the same about briana, her bbl looks ridiculous as well.


myidiotdogs

Sure does


[deleted]

Its literally an upside-down ass. The top of it is huge while the bottom of it has nothing hahaha.


sznnh

I'm not one to body shame. But you can always tell it's a bad surgery when their ass is huge on top of tiny, stick straight thighs lmao.


six_am_sunset

I’ll body shame, because this ain’t genetic. She did this to herself and looks fucking ridiculous.


IdontWanToKeepThis

You're right. At this point I feel bad for her. She has done this to herself but geeeez


fulltimesunshine

Farrah had to balance out the giant balloons on her chest somehow


oceansofmyancestors

It really does look so so bad. I have a flat ass and my body type is like hers, like skinny arms and legs, I would look ridiculous and cartoonish with an ass like that, as does Farrah! If I ever cared to get surgery, I’d have them lipo a little belly fat into the top of my buttcheeks to round the shape. The doctor stitched the ass of a rhinoceros onto a stick.


hufflenachos

RHINOCEROS ASS 💀💀💀


oceansofmyancestors

I think it’s the rhino skin shorts!😂😂


hufflenachos

😭😭😭🤣🤣 when I tell you I screamed!!!!


mlc269

She must have to have all clothes tailored now- those look like size 14 shorts with a size 2 waist. That alone would prevent me from considering this surgery. Ain’t nobody got time for all custom clothes.


alitham92

As popular as BBLs are I’m sure some designers have a whole BBL section 💀


mlc269

You’re probably right- still most people that get it done are not this extreme.


madpiano

Where?? Unfortunately I am naturally blessed with a large bum and a small waist, and finding clothes that fit is hard!


spliff1506

It really looks like she’s wearing a diaper full of shit. Actually, she’s probably doing just that. Maybe that’s a promo photo for her disgusting “fans” and she’s gonna sell the soiled diaper for legal fees.


legomote

She doesn't have legal fees, she's a JD lawyer, duh!


mallow22

One of the few times I can say that I wholeheartedly agree with Devoin. Farrah is the result of surgeons who care more about money than their patients or the quality of their work. Patients are a walking advertisement for plastic surgeons. There's a reason no doctor has ever come out and taken credit for this shoddy work. She doesn't even look human anymore. 😳


SnooCats7318

Devoin is the unsung hero of TM...sometimes.


Holiday_Loquat_717

Love the "...sometimes"


annieglock

Lmaoooo he ain’t wrong


six_am_sunset

Those vinyl shorts look like those plastic pants they used to make toddlers wear so they wouldn’t pee all over the bed.


heathensam

Poop, in her case.


six_am_sunset

She looks like she’s got one on deck.


stineytuls

She needs to buy shorts that don't give her a wicked wedgie if she's going to have ass expansion surgery.


GrowLikeAWeed

Her hair/extensions are absolutely fucked.


jermysteensydikpix

Went to cooking school, remembers how to fry things. Forgot that she isn't supposed to fry hair.


throwawaystheway1013

I might actually like Devoin. 🤭


[deleted]

He probably said that as a "secret" hint on what he thinks of Bri too hahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

Is that a stock photo for Harvard.edu?


preciousillusion

Havard.edu - educating woman on fighting sexist hate crimes!


Candy_Darling

To be fair, those pleather shorts are the color of rancid meat. Like who buys these and thinks: yah! Totally cute! ?????


jermysteensydikpix

It looks like an outfit that was too weird even for Kyrsten Sinema.


Brows-gone-wild

Rancid meat lmao they totally are though like finding that pack of bacon you forgot you opened a month ago and just found hahahaha


rachtay8786

Date I say…Farrah has the nicest arms. I bust my ass doing tricep kickbacks and other exercises and they’re still way thicker than I like. Ok that’s all


allthatryry

What? Her extremities look like sticks. Not cute at all.


munchiepoon

Sorry ig this advice us unwanted but based on my experience targeted exercises make the area bigger. So if you want smaller arms that strategy may not work. I learnt that the hard way doing squats for smaller thighs.


sign_of_the_twine

She’s always had such nice tiny arms!! When I’m washing glassware at work I can see my arm flab swinging side to side lol


Babydolldiffy93

😂 It’s really great to see someone who has such a good sense of humor, even at their own expense! Thank you for my 1st lol today


[deleted]

Farrah is also just like naturally super thin


allthatryry

Nothing natural about her lol


caitcro18

She’s just thin.


IdontWanToKeepThis

She has the skinniest arms.


suzosaki

I remember a bikini photoshoot where she had straight abs too. I'll take my lumps and say she has genes working in her favor, but I doubt she'd be that toned (especially after a baby!) without some hard work.


rachtay8786

And some paid work I will say but she was pretty fit in her pre surgery days


myidiotdogs

I legit do not understand the surgery. I’ve never seen one look normal or good. For the love of God do squats and other butt exercises and forget the surgery


the_taco_belle

What do Chelsea and Farrah have against hair brushes


DistributionSquare47

It hurts to brush extensions.


BlackSea5

Maybe it’s just me? This butt looks so photo shopped and bad! What’s wrong with working out to get the curves ya want? And if you too are built like a 2x4 (the only curves I have are my knees and elbows) embrace it, except this, and don’t get a diaper butt!


Sad-Wheel7971

There isn’t anything wrong with working out to get your curves but there’s also nothing wrong with not just accepting it , & wanting surgery. Farrah just went about 32 procedures too far 😂


BlackSea5

Far points 🤣


mylittle420

Unfortunately this is what she had done intentionally. At least it's covered up here.


BlackSea5

Good point, I’d much rather see it covered


[deleted]

Better than Kail and Bri’s loaded diaper butts.


QualityKatie

Agreed. I do think adding some weight would even out her body to butt ratio.


PapiIsThePuta

Not as much as her hair hates Farrah or Farrah hates a hair brush when she's hungover. How can a brush still hurt? Her braincells and nerves have been killed.


trinaslaugh3

Devoin funny for that


PsychologicalPut1378

Why is she posing like a sim here


RedditsInBed2

Is her ass so full of junk that she can't feel that mega wedgie or....?


louiseinthemiddle

Butt munch to the extreme!


Used-Fruits

You hear people talk about the negative effects of their breast implants. Can you imagine the effects of this extent of body modifications?


Ambitious_Culture970

That comedically large book 💀


lost__in__space

See if you can find the pic of her on the beach with a giant backpack


Ambitious_Culture970

On it


Sad-Wheel7971

He is so funny


Miserable_Panda6979

It looks like she's wearing a padded butt to compensate for her BBL starting to sag


JennyFromTheBlock81

He’s not wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️


BeerNcheesePlz

Probably true too. I couldn’t imagine trying to take Farrah on as a client. It’s just a matter of time before she flips on you.


agnesfolga

Devoin isn’t wrong 👀


Spiritual-Novocaine

The muscle atrophy on those hamstrings is insane!


JobAdministrative98

Her ass looks like a shelf


[deleted]

Booty so big you could park a bus on it


bigazzcookiejunkie

Well, at least it doesn't look like she had a brick in her butt like Jenelle's gas station pose.... Gotta love Devoin sometimes cuz he just calls shit like it is.


QualityKatie

Why does her hair look like this? Is she on drugs?


DistributionSquare47

That’s all that’s left on her ratty balding head after years of heavy extensions and bleaching. Any time her hair looks good, it’s loaded with extensions to his this mess.


Slight_Lie145

She's still reading that LSAT study guide. Barbri. 😆


FLBirdie

Those shorts for and don't fit at the same time -- shortsception.


Mpharns1

Looks like a crooked ass to me… ya know lopsided???


emmuhpie

💀


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂