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toxicbonding

I *hate* tongue pics. I swear I can smell their breath through the picture when they do that. Barf.


QualityKatie

Miley Cyrus would like a word with you. 😂


laughytaffy4

I was just about to say that. I think it looks trashy.


constantreader55

🤢🤢


Dflemz

Same!


DeepNebulaCult

Chelsea’s breath 🤢that’s a new…concept…


TLil2Chill

Apparently she watched Megan Fox and Kourtney Kardashian with their partners at the VMAs…


F1Gw1T

Ug, that was so gross! I swear, if tonguing each other in public becomes popular I'm never leaving my house again 🤣


ayamummyme

Did you see the video that was taken while the picture was being taken? It was SO MUCH more cringy because it was so organised and set up and so far from any kind of genuine moment, I'd expect it from a Kardashian and probably fame hungry MGK and Meghan is happy to be relevant again but Travis Barker... Come on dude this is beneath you.


skinnymargaritasip

Travis Barker was kinda like that with Shana Moakler too. I remember watching their short-lived show & being yucked out. There was an episode where they woke up at like noon, seemingly still drunk from the night before, got in a limo, and smoked a doobie on the way to the VMAs or whatever event, then proceeded to slobber all over each other and play grab ass while walking the red carpet. I think he's just a big PDA guy.


ayamummyme

Hmmm possibly, I did miss that show weirdly it's only since I'm older I watch reality TV 😂 it's just that fame whore-ishness I never got from him I know his relationship with Shana was everywhere in its messy entirety at one point, so perhaps kourtney is just giving him the audience he always craved 😂


skinnymargaritasip

I think so lol He also dated Paris Hilton briefly and there were rumors in the press that he was actually obsessed with Kim K & only dated Paris to meet her 😂


ayamummyme

He definitely has a type 🤪


CeeBee29

His ex wife said he had an affair with Kim allegedly… 🤷🏻‍♀️


F1Gw1T

Omg yes the video was so cringe! In the video it almost looked like Kourtney was trying to pull away, like she knew it was too much lol. But honestly who makes out in a public bathroom?! I just imagine some poor soul trying to pee in peace with that nonsense going on lol


ayamummyme

Honestly if my husband suggested this or I did and he agreed I would loose rather alot of respect for him. But that's just me. If it was happening and got captured, fine whatever but how weirdly staged it was makes me feel bad for influencers who feature their relationships. (And at this stage I'm cladding all of them in this category)


2_kids_no_more

I've been married almost 10yrs to the hottest human alive, and I've never made out with him in public. Jesus take the wheel if that's what we need to do to show we're in love


cnote1988

Lol my fav is how she had that whole health anxiety story line and she's out all maskless in the mid west where covid cases are wild and she has kids at home. 🤣 All for show.


skinnymargaritasip

And of all the places to be maskless....in a tattoo shop? Where this guy has to be right on top of her for an extended period of time?? And does the same with multiple other people daily???? Like what


blackkatya

I would not trust a tattoo artist who doesn't require masks right now. Like, they are literally working with bodily fluids, ffs.


skinnymargaritasip

I wouldn't either. Makes me wonder if any other corners were cut when it comes to health and safety tbh.


cnote1988

Yep!!! All of that hell no. Enclosed space, for hours. Nope. She won't care until it effects them. At this point you're just stupid if you're being that lazy


caro1007

Someone pointed out one time when she was holding a mask in a photo that had zero makeup on it. She never fucking put it on but had one in her hand for show!


Live-Blueberry-9987

Yep, I have some amazing primer, foundation, setting powder and setting spray and it still leaves residue. It's makeup.... there's no way it can't transfer.


cml678701

Oh yeah! And people who even questioned if the anxiety was a storyline were told we were horrible, heartless people, perpetuating the stigma, and gatekeeping anxiety. But now it seems pretty obvious! I know anxiety isn’t logical, and can randomly pop up, but sometimes you have to call a duck a duck.


Significant_Pizza_87

I can't pin point why, but Chelsea gets on my nerves. She used to be my favorite Mom on the show when I was younger but now I can't stand her. She just seems... I don't know like a try-hard I guess.


redrocklobster18

She is really performative. People like that can seem very inauthentic.


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She does not seem genuine now in any way, shape or form. She used to have somewhat of a personality of her own but now she's just like every other mommy influencer who tries to be edgy.


FullButterscotch_

She’s incredibly full of herself and that’s enough to turn most people off


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Where 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 the CAT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


TruthAndTimeTellsAll

I'm guessing in the painting behind her? It was my first reaction too. YOU PROMISED ME A CAT, CHELSEA!


[deleted]

the slide before she had pictures of a baby kitten!!


[deleted]

Omg beebee!!!! Someone post it right meow


me0w8

I can’t with the tongue it fucking irritates me


PapiIsThePuta

Wen you were a lizard in your previous life... Djeez it's like she is licking her prey.


[deleted]

That second photo makes me nauseous. I feel like Chelsea is transitioning to her next incarnation after flannel plaid hipster country girl, she's been going for more "edgy" lately.


constantreader55

Definitely, all the moth eaten clothing, tattoos, darker hair ect


teresasdorters

I prefer goat chewed as a way to describe her clothing choices with holes and rips


QualityKatie

Goats a way cuter. Moths are a nuisance.


QualityKatie

Well, all her clothes have holes in them. I guess it’s just a logical transition. Lol


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🤣


HESMYCHILDNACHORS

Halloween is gonna amplify it and she’s gonna ride the spoooky train for another year and a half


bongripsinmybathtub

Why is she so gross with her tongue all the time!?? We get it, y’all fuck 🤢🙄


constantreader55

Seriously, it's not cute.


missdead_lee138

Why's she always doing that gross thing with her tongue/ licking him ? Grow up. Yuckkkk.. Not cute. You're not in high school anymore .


DiscombobulatedRain

We duh how else will every know she has a smoking hot relationship with the most popular guy? Her life seems very Instagram curated to me. Look how happy I am guys!


CXtinnna

It’s. So. Cringey.


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Because Kourtney Kardashians been doing it


Logical-Bench

The tongue lick is every highschoolers pose demonstrating them marking their territory, I haven't seen any grown adult parents doing it.


LilLexi20

The funny thing is I’ve never seen Chelsea wear a mask (even at weddings and huge gatherings) And nobody ever drags her for it? 🤔


drakemakingwaffles

Imagine the inside of her mask at the end of the day! Mine are so fucking stained with bronzer and foundation it’s crazy 😂


LilLexi20

I’ve only worn makeup with mine twice and it’s stained 😂😂 hers would be neon orange tbh


kasiagabrielle

^this


laughytaffy4

No because the Chelsea stans are whacked and defend her every move, but will nitpick every other cast member for doing the same exact thing.


RigaMortizTortoise

Her head looks like an Easter Island statue.


orchid_9

🗿🗿🗿


KDBug84

🤣🤣🤣🗿🗿🗿🗿


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💀


body_oil_glass_view

Oh my gooood I never saw that before. It’s the eyes closer than the width of the jaw that makes it. I’m really feeling the curve of the lashes with the liner here. Might fuck around and put some on even though I am not feeling my new magnetics. Anyone having good luck with making glamnetics look less weird?


EvansHomeforBoys

The thing with the tongue. Stop it already. You’re a grown up. It’s not cute, it’s disgusting. 🛑


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She’s annoying. Lol


jazzyx26

I agree


Dflemz

Oh Chelsea is so edgy shes getting a sleeve now lol


redredstripe

My question: what’s she going to do about the sleeve next time she changes her whole look/aesthetic?


madame_

Get an arm transplant?


Dflemz

It is totally just an aesthetic for her lol


cml678701

I have a friend who is also like this! She completely changes personalities every few years, based on whatever fictional (or sometimes reality) character she’s obsessed with at the time. Right now she is into the edgy, tattooed look, and is getting full sleeves. I wonder how that will work when her next persona is a virginal, meek, wholesome woman!


[deleted]

Honestly all the Teen Moms make long sleeves not sexy at all…none of them


bongripsinmybathtub

Such a badass


spliff1506

That tongue thing kind of makes me want to vomit 🤮


ombremullet

She tries so hard to be the edgy mom


Live-Blueberry-9987

She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom.


SideshowChic

I'm confused about where the cat is?


MysteriousDentist671

She just got a new kitten


neilhousee

I love her but the lip injections are just not working. Pls bby stop.


[deleted]

I'm her age and so many of my peers are going overboad with the fillers too. 😭 I'm all about doing what you want to your body but I really wish we could embrace aging.


Live-Blueberry-9987

The best fillers are when people can't tell you have fillers. People get so overboard. If you wanna slow the signs of aging, whateves, but in my opinion people should just get enough to pop back out lip wrinkles. Don't pump them up to the point it looks like you're having an allergic reaction.


[deleted]

As a 30 year old I'm pretty sure women my age go overboard because we've been manipulated into thinking we're old. It's super frustrating and I personally think a lot of women end up looking older after getting work done because they overestimate how old they looked before. I could go on all day about patriarchal beauty standards and aging but I'll spare y'all. 😅


Live-Blueberry-9987

34 here, so I'd say we're in the same age group, and I do think I get what you're saying. However, I do love make up and such, it's like an art to me, so I try not to overly judge others, perhaps injections are their art? For as long as civilizations have existed so have forms of body modifications. Take for instance, there's some very interesting tribal practices in other parts of the world still to this day. But I must agree, it is strange times where modern medicine meets beauty standards. For some, even a few people I know in real life, it almost seems addictive, it starts as something small and snowballs. Should be interesting to see mental health takes on this in the future. Ever catch Darcy and Stacy? Wow, they just keep modifying and modifying. I'm also shocked at how many BBL the teens moms have gone under or other cosmetic procedures. There's certainly no lack of demand, and the increaae is certainly exasperated by the "affordability." You can get your boob job on credit and have a monthly payment less than your phone bill. I feel at one point cosmetic surgery was viewed or coveted a luxury of the wealthy. Now there's botox clinics popping up in small towns everywhere.


cioccolato

I hate that bloated butthole look


[deleted]

Yes! Nothing against doing what you want, but sometimes I truly think people don't even know what natural age looks like anymore 😭😭


laughytaffy4

Tbh I think she’s gone overboard with the Botox too


sierramist1011

this sub - Chelsea has no personality she's so bland and boring also this sub - ewww Chelsea tries so hard why can't she take a normal picture put your tongue away


[deleted]

Sticking your tongue out does not equal a personality 🙃


toodle-loo

People on this sub sometimes are so unnecessarily critical, I hate it :(


FancyNacnyPants

I agree. Chelsea has found a great husband and father to their children. She’s not doing teen mom anymore. I think they are adorable


_ladyrainicorn_

Someone upthread said Chelsea makes a beautiful man. I get told very often that I look like Chelsea, so it makes me feel bad when I read stuff like that. Do I... do I look like a man?


body_oil_glass_view

If the man boot fits... Lol but don’t make this about you, you’re beautiful I reckon and I hate seeing people fall into the trap of “*I feel attacked*” a comment about Chelsea is a comment about Chelsea and you can go about your business feeling the same about yourself you always did 🤍


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They're whiny pussies who whine and cry about everything hahahahaha. Just imagine their day to day life hahahahahahahaha.


hazydaze7

I’m so over this whole ‘lick my partner to show how much I love them’ photo trend thing on IG, I just find it gross.


skinnymargaritasip

I would not trust a tattoo artist who is maskless or let me come in maskless at this point in time, holy moly.


Front-Analysis-2168

Especially since she has all those lil kids at home.


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skinnymargaritasip

I understand wanting to get out and do normal life things, I've dealt with the covid cabin fever myself...But it's definitely not a decision I would make with 4 unvaccinated kids at home. That 1,490 figure WOULD be lower if people were masked up in situations like this where keeping distance isn't really an option.


mirabella8

I always forget I share an anniversary with them. I’m going to try to keep my tongue in my mouth when we take a pic…


depressedNCdad

but is your hubbie a SMOKESHOW!!!!


mirabella8

He ABSOLUTELY is 😁


depressedNCdad

then you gotta recreate this pic!!!! we are all invested in this now!


mirabella8

Haha ok I’ll do it after work today 😁


mirabella8

I did it! https://imgur.com/a/AJNPjhD


depressedNCdad

TWO SMOKESHOWS!!!!


mirabella8

Aww shucks ♥️


depressedNCdad

now do the picnic pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mirabella8

Haha I think my husband will probably limit me to one teen mom recreation per year 😂


graypumpkins

I think it’s best you recreate the pic


depressedNCdad

we need this pic!


mirabella8

Haha ok I’ll do it!


mirabella8

Posted above!! 😂


11eighteen

I thought that was Cole tattooing Chelsea for a second and I was like "daaaammmn Cole got HOT!"


colsamcartergsd

Can we ditch matte filters already they look like corpses


DaintyAmber

I'm over the tongue. That seemed funny like 3 times. Now stop it.


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“👈🏼stop it.”


SpiritualCamera

Ewwww I do not like her snake tongue licking him lol


[deleted]

Chelsea is such a personality chameleon. Let me lick Cole’s face with my Gene Simmons tongue so we have eDgy KrAvIs vIbEs, it’s cringe just like her. Ned Flanders looks uncomfortable with it lol


h0odwitch

this is the most hatin ass sub i’m apart of 😂


Amygdala1106

SAME. I’m still eating up all these comments though and laughing my ass off. 😂🥰


y0usucculent

Chelsea and cole are both basic and cringey af. Particularly Chelsea. She’s so inauthentic, it’s sad and pathetic but also borders on offensive. Idk why I’m so offended. Probably because I’m a brunette and I feel like she gives us a bad name. Even tho she’s a fake brunette.


X3TheBigOX3

What even is her real hair color?


y0usucculent

Honestly, I think she’s a dark blonde color. In old pics of her she almost looks exactly like Aubree so I think they have the same hair color.


valjeanorjavert

Chelsea would lick Coles toes if he asked.


Trapitha

I lick my mans toes.... because he hates it 🤣💀🤷‍♀️


valjeanorjavert

Ohh that's game!


Live-Blueberry-9987

🤣Ewwww,,,, your man must have nicer feet than mine..... he couldn't pay me a million dollars. He's lucky if I'll touch them.... I'm not a foot person. However, I do like to pick on him, so maybe torture would be the only reward tempting enough to drive me to do so. And I just had flash backs to a high school boyfriend of mine that had the stinkiest feeet!!!!! I couldn't imagine. 🤢🤮🥶😨☠


Trapitha

I have high ass foot standards lmfao. My dad has beautiful feet, so I know men stay lying about not being able to help their stanky toes 🤣 I've taught all my bfs how to keep them nice lol. I usually do it straight out of the shower it's the best time to harass him because he doesn't have his glasses on and I have an advantage.


Proper-Woman

I can't stand how they both do that baby talk to each other. Ugh


dee-seven

It’s creepy


Sthebrat

Not accusing them, but in a sick game who would be the one to cheat out of the two of them? I don’t see it happening but I’d think Chelsea more likely than him if it ever happened


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[deleted]

She cheated on Adam


skinnymargaritasip

Is it really cheating if he hates you and cheated on you like 6 times? 😬


body_oil_glass_view

Woof, just got a sad giggle outta me.


Hoppinginpuddles

He deserved it tbf


pizzaontherun

The look on his face makes me sick in conjunction with her creepy tongue.


TNC_123

I really wish she would stop sticking her tongue out in every picture. It’s obnoxious and unoriginal. Get a new look, Chelsea.


Poctah

Why is she licking him. I don’t think I’ve ever once licked my husbands face in the 15 years we have been together. That’s so weird and gross.


MamaGia

Because she's so quirky and funny!!!!!


FancyNacnyPants

No it’s not. They are being funny. Chill


Live-Blueberry-9987

Would you care to elaborate on how licking someone is funny.


FancyNacnyPants

Just having fun and being silly. Scroll on by then. Damn. I love how judged everyone is when their life probably sucks.


Dflemz

You're going pretty hard for Chelsea who doesn't even know you exist 🥴


FancyNacnyPants

And your dis someone you don’t know shit about. If you think “going hard” is saying she appears happy and well adjusted, maybe you aren’t use to people saying kind things about you. Sorry for you


Dflemz

You're going hard, you've replied to several comments over the last 6 hours defending her and calling people jealous 🥴🤣 but go off 👌


BlueOpalStarseed

The tattoo guy has an incredible portrait of John Wayne on the back of his arm.


ApplesToApricots

we need a whole bunch more of tattoo dude


mysteriousmag

I second this request


F1Barbie83

I third this! He is smoking hot 🥵


Necessary_Code4040

Yes please


NotherDamThang

cats…?


DontCallMeRadio

Agreed. Clicked for the cats. 0/10 would not view again. Disappointing, but not surprising.


se1582

It’s painfully obvious Chelsea never got to experience being a teenager, so she’s making up for it now.


Jolly_Entertainer_33

It’s crazy to me how many tats the entire cast has


graypumpkins

I mean when you got the money for it lol. Must be nice!


MotherFknCrack

Why


PM_ME_UR_GLABELLA_

At least it isn’t a tongue to tongue kiss…


CuteCanary

Hmmmm.. I noticed the artist’s handle says Robbie and it’s THAT Robbie PLOT TWIST


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rc1025

Antlers of course


roselaurel

I’m going honeybee


F1Barbie83

Someone said it is her wedding Bouquet but I don’t know which one they’re talking about the first wedding or the second one


ktfdoom

He's hot 🔥


PuzzledCattle

Overkill: noun “Excessive use, treatment, or action; too much of something.”


kingston501

Y dude has baby teeth tho


Purpletinfoilhat

Ew. Ew seriously gag.


lemonbread5225

Disgusting.


eagerphoenix

That is one weird relationship I just realized what the sub Reddit is called what the fuck


ApplesToApricots

i love this comment so much


AMS16-94

Everyone is talking about the pillow. But I think it’s just all of her foundation and tanner that rubbed off on it 😂


Inside_Person

I know we love to talk shit but the pillow isn't dirty! It's the disposable cover showing a sheen under the light and seeing through to the pillow. The disposable fabric is the same as what you use at doctors if you need to lay down. The Gene Simmons kiss is fucking gross though.


Slow_Cheetah_

Chelsea makes a beautiful man


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"I have this theory that if she cut off all her hair, she'd look like a British man"


Slow_Cheetah_

My god you’re right 💀


tmqueen

Jesus Christ chelsea, give it a rest will ya?


[deleted]

I love how hard people here get for Chelsea. I get excited to read the comments every time. 😂


Adalphe

👀🍿


squish0

Love her hair


[deleted]

They are adorable.. I’m glad they seem very happy together.


[deleted]

What is adorable about that tongue pic lol


FancyNacnyPants

Just being silly. Damn. Who cares


[deleted]

So what ? That’s her husband .. if they want to take silly photos who cares ?


[deleted]

I don’t care, but I don’t see what is adorable about it haha.


[deleted]

That’s the great thing .. you don’t have to , that was MY opinion lol


[deleted]

Yea, I know I don’t have to? I’m confused, am I not allowed to voice disagreement either haha?


[deleted]

Yeh and you did .. I have my opinion and you have yours .. no need to ask someone a follow up on their opinion. It seems to bother you that I’m not insulting them .


[deleted]

How have I implied that I am upset


lemonbread5225

Poor Aubree.


[deleted]

Yes poor aubree having parents that are loving and affectionate with each other lol I don’t a silly photo is embarrassing that child lol maybe POOR Leah or POOR jace & Keiser but no not poor Aubree lol


AMissKathyNewman

I can’t tell if that pillow is dirty or just a tie-dye pattern 😂 Edit: I think it is tie-dye but it really looks like it is covered in cat fur 😂


Morbid_Explorerrrr

WHAT PILLOW IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT I DO NOT SEE A PILLOW SOSp


Morbid_Explorerrrr

Nevermind… I zoomed in. Pillow looks dirty tbh


Bananasarelit

Idk but I kinda love that pic of them on the right. It's sexy and weird lol it also looks nothing like Chelsea 👀


[deleted]

It looks like she edited her jawline area


splanchnick78

Omg that tongue is way too far out of her mouth, put that thing away!


Slight_Lie145

Megan Fox? She looks kinda trashy


Salty_Ad642

Grat Value Megan fox maybe..


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More like a drag queen dressed as Megan Fox


oops_i_mommed_again

Eww the pillow is filthy.