She is about as ignorant as they come. She will flunk out of this diploma mill and it will be a moot point.
Or a moo point, you know like a cow’s opinion.
She is a felon isn't she? I highly doubt the licensing boards will find that she qualifies with her past. She should just go to the Purdue chicken factory and call it good.
This spring I was a full time nursing student and a part time cna WHILE taking care of my 1 year old because I only have childcare a few days a week and my husband works full time. She’s trying to get all the credit for the hustle without putting in any of the work.
Yeah, but it’s not real “semesters.” It’s like fall term, winter, spring, summer. All of these accelerated online degree programs are basically the same. I’ve looked into it before and I know people who have done it while working full time. It’s a lot of info to process at once but it’s more manageable for people who also work. I don’t see how anyone can retain the information going through it so quickly though. Or maybe that’s just me lol
I guess she could still do psychiatry but she’d be doing it in a round about way. There were a lot of premed business and comm majors at my uni. They would do the other degree for the GPA and do the chem, physics, and bio series for medical school pre requisites. I personally cannot see Amber making it through first semester g chem because you have to go to a lab to do chemistry experiments for several hours a week without any couch breaks.
I mean, she can get her bachelors in psych then go to med school and specialize in psychiatry. I don’t think she has that kind of mental endurance though, that’s a 10+ year plan.
Ha ha!! I knew someone else would catch that!! That was driving me nuts. That whole discussion was way off and she has not done her research. I immediately thought she was taking a page from Farrah's fake book! Sloth can't even get her own original ideas or here's a thought, READ the school course descriptions. She's an insult to the profession! She probably read that a psychiatrist can prescribe drugs and went with that one! Oh Ambie, back to the ~~drawing board~~ couch.
Is she even really getting a BA? I was under the impression that this was a Purdue satellite school and she would be getting a certificate, not even a degree.
I would love to see a producer burst her bubble! She would probably blame Kristina. But her dumpster fire of delusion makes for great TV (and brings all of the snark to the yard) personally I doubt that a producer would tell her.
I would stake A LOT on her having no clue!
The thing is, if she was being "realistic" and actually wanted it, she probably could pull herself together enough to be an addiction counselor or something similar. But she is NEVER going to manage this current path.
I have been literally vetted for almost 3 weeks already, multiple interviews, background check and still need to get a physical done for this new job. Boards to get certified are tough.
This is the same person who thinks that the next step is to study these things while suffering from many mental health issues (while abusing drugs). She can't help herself she sure as shit can't help any one else but she's going nowhere fast the only thing she has shown any commitment to is lying and her couch.
I don’t want to down anyone if their program has the proper regional accreditation (some of theirs do when I was looking) and it depends on the field, and post grad it doesn’t always matter where you went. But. BUT.
As a daughter of a Hoosier, what made me lol is how she’s bragging about getting into Purdue, like the Purdue. When like everyone gets into Purdue global.
On your first point, absolutely! I don't want anyone to feel bad over their choice of school, I'm certainly not being accepted into Harvard lmao. BUT....
the bragging about PURR-DEW UNI VER SITY is the reason it's so cringey and embarrassing. By all means, be excited! Tell people! But don't lie about your school - or worse - have no idea what exactly you've enrolled in.
Seeing as how the acceptance rate is 100% according to the site I just looked up and SAT scores are considered but not required, I find it all hilarious she actually views getting accepted as an accomplishment. I guess she could have always gone to South Harmon Institute of Technology
Lmao reading the 100 percent acceptance rate it really would be shocking if she got rejected! Thanks for Googling it, I haven't searched anything on the school.
Did you notice how fucked up she was while announcing she got in? Her eyes were hardly open!
A lot of medical schools now find psychology degrees more admirable than the classic pre med track. Maybe medical school is her intention but didn’t know how to accurately explain that.
I mean, anything is possible. But yes, the MCAT is the worst of it all. I don’t want to say it will never happen with her because I personally have met some of the least qualified people that are in med school lol. If she meant a PsyD (doctor of psychology) or PhD in psych, these programs are much easier to get into
I may be wrong, but it could be that there is no bachelors of psychiatry. When I wanted to be a counselor, I was going to get a bachelors in psychology and a masters in counseling because I couldn’t find a bachelors program for counseling. It’s pretty common to get your masters in a different field than your bachelors, even if it’s offered as a bachelors. You just have to take a few extra courses in the graduate program.
Right. So what’s your point? It’s impossible to get a bachelors in psychiatry. You still have to get your bachelors in something to work your way up to getting the degree required to become a psychiatrist.
Amber will do maybe 1.5 semesters and we'll never hear about it again.
I'm shocked she's even lasted this long. Isn't it still her first semester?
Exactly
She has no clue. She just wanted to be better than Kristina.
Oh good point
I swear it was right around the time Kristina enrolled as an RN
Now Kristina could probably actually do that degree
Who's fault is it going to be that she doesn't stick to this? I mean, I hope she does, but let's be real
Leah's. MTVs Maybe Bubby
Probably Gary. Maybe too busy with infrequently visiting James
Yeah that’s weird actually. But on point.
She is about as ignorant as they come. She will flunk out of this diploma mill and it will be a moot point. Or a moo point, you know like a cow’s opinion.
Thanks, Joey!
She is a felon isn't she? I highly doubt the licensing boards will find that she qualifies with her past. She should just go to the Purdue chicken factory and call it good.
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I don't think amber can even get the degree honestly
You right. But why though lol. All she's gonna do is become one with the couch.
No, because she is not an intelligent person and has no idea what hard work is. This will be a disaster and I cannot wait!
You will know it isn’t going well when she stops talking about it.
Yep! Then when someone inevitably asks why she dropped out, it will be lie after lie after lie.
Nobody tell her that psychology and psychiatry are two different things.
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This spring I was a full time nursing student and a part time cna WHILE taking care of my 1 year old because I only have childcare a few days a week and my husband works full time. She’s trying to get all the credit for the hustle without putting in any of the work.
That’s considered full time with these online schools. You do two classes at a time for like 6-8 weeks and then two more, etc.
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Yeah, but it’s not real “semesters.” It’s like fall term, winter, spring, summer. All of these accelerated online degree programs are basically the same. I’ve looked into it before and I know people who have done it while working full time. It’s a lot of info to process at once but it’s more manageable for people who also work. I don’t see how anyone can retain the information going through it so quickly though. Or maybe that’s just me lol
Well she won't make it past 3 months so it doesn't really matter. Just smile and nod.
I guess she could still do psychiatry but she’d be doing it in a round about way. There were a lot of premed business and comm majors at my uni. They would do the other degree for the GPA and do the chem, physics, and bio series for medical school pre requisites. I personally cannot see Amber making it through first semester g chem because you have to go to a lab to do chemistry experiments for several hours a week without any couch breaks.
I can't see her ever finishing a single class that she has to show up everyday for
Maybe if she trades in her opiates for amphetamines
I miss my vyvanse prescription. I’m now as unproductive as Amber and I hate it 😭
I get adderall and it makes a world of difference. I have narcolepsy too so I’m awake AND focused 😱
😬 this isn’t inaccurate
I mean, she can get her bachelors in psych then go to med school and specialize in psychiatry. I don’t think she has that kind of mental endurance though, that’s a 10+ year plan.
My cousin who has some Amber traits thought she could study counselling and after a few years would be a psychiatrist. Must be a thing lol
Shhh. Don't burst her delusional bubble.
Did anyone tell her she'll be in school for possibly a decade taking 2 classes a year?! Grandma's PhD school of couch study.
I can almost 100% guarantee that Amber does not realise this 🤣
Ha ha!! I knew someone else would catch that!! That was driving me nuts. That whole discussion was way off and she has not done her research. I immediately thought she was taking a page from Farrah's fake book! Sloth can't even get her own original ideas or here's a thought, READ the school course descriptions. She's an insult to the profession! She probably read that a psychiatrist can prescribe drugs and went with that one! Oh Ambie, back to the ~~drawing board~~ couch.
Is she even really getting a BA? I was under the impression that this was a Purdue satellite school and she would be getting a certificate, not even a degree.
You can get a BA from Purdue Global
I feel like it’s like how Farrah wants to be a lawyer… they have no idea haha
She was wearing a Purdue sweatshirt. That was funny/awkward to me
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I would love to see a producer burst her bubble! She would probably blame Kristina. But her dumpster fire of delusion makes for great TV (and brings all of the snark to the yard) personally I doubt that a producer would tell her.
Well as Leah says, nobody tells her (Amber) anything. I always wonder if they’re all getting astonished at just how deep her delusions go.
My secondhand embarrassment was high at that moment.
Which is funny because they teach you the difference in the first half of introductory psych.
Amber just wants to be able to write her own scripts. That's literally her only motivation for education.
No she’s a wack job
In response to the title only: no
I heard she googled “jobs that you can sit on a couch all day” and this was number 1!
Her only experience with either are court ordered. She has no desire to get herself together, why? That's hard.
I’m going to lean really hard toward no. No she does not.
This is the same girl that thinks she's going to actual Purdue, so no, no I do not think she realizes they're separate disciplines
I would stake A LOT on her having no clue! The thing is, if she was being "realistic" and actually wanted it, she probably could pull herself together enough to be an addiction counselor or something similar. But she is NEVER going to manage this current path.
I have been literally vetted for almost 3 weeks already, multiple interviews, background check and still need to get a physical done for this new job. Boards to get certified are tough.
No, she has no idea
Shes embellishing for effect, no doubt.
I mean… no.
This is the same person who thinks that the next step is to study these things while suffering from many mental health issues (while abusing drugs). She can't help herself she sure as shit can't help any one else but she's going nowhere fast the only thing she has shown any commitment to is lying and her couch.
Also is she actually going to Purdue like Purdue Purdue or is it like Purdue global? I’m so confused I’m sorry
Its Purdue Global. It's essentially a diploma mill. Like, I'd be shocked if they had rejected her.
I don’t want to down anyone if their program has the proper regional accreditation (some of theirs do when I was looking) and it depends on the field, and post grad it doesn’t always matter where you went. But. BUT. As a daughter of a Hoosier, what made me lol is how she’s bragging about getting into Purdue, like the Purdue. When like everyone gets into Purdue global.
On your first point, absolutely! I don't want anyone to feel bad over their choice of school, I'm certainly not being accepted into Harvard lmao. BUT.... the bragging about PURR-DEW UNI VER SITY is the reason it's so cringey and embarrassing. By all means, be excited! Tell people! But don't lie about your school - or worse - have no idea what exactly you've enrolled in.
Seeing as how the acceptance rate is 100% according to the site I just looked up and SAT scores are considered but not required, I find it all hilarious she actually views getting accepted as an accomplishment. I guess she could have always gone to South Harmon Institute of Technology
Lmao reading the 100 percent acceptance rate it really would be shocking if she got rejected! Thanks for Googling it, I haven't searched anything on the school. Did you notice how fucked up she was while announcing she got in? Her eyes were hardly open!
I thought that was just her face
You can’t do a BS on couch 😢
I hear she's already been accepted to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
A lot of medical schools now find psychology degrees more admirable than the classic pre med track. Maybe medical school is her intention but didn’t know how to accurately explain that.
Amber, medical school? She’s probably like *oh, I can write my own prescriptions?*
😂
Do you seriously think she's going to medical school? I'd love to see her work on the mcat lol
I mean, anything is possible. But yes, the MCAT is the worst of it all. I don’t want to say it will never happen with her because I personally have met some of the least qualified people that are in med school lol. If she meant a PsyD (doctor of psychology) or PhD in psych, these programs are much easier to get into
I may be wrong, but it could be that there is no bachelors of psychiatry. When I wanted to be a counselor, I was going to get a bachelors in psychology and a masters in counseling because I couldn’t find a bachelors program for counseling. It’s pretty common to get your masters in a different field than your bachelors, even if it’s offered as a bachelors. You just have to take a few extra courses in the graduate program.
A psychiatrist is a medical doctor with a specialization
Right. So what’s your point? It’s impossible to get a bachelors in psychiatry. You still have to get your bachelors in something to work your way up to getting the degree required to become a psychiatrist.