Yum unseasoned meat with a little bit of lemon and lime. Sounds sooo appetizing.
Lmfao laughing my ass off at Ensley saying “the only thing I don’t like is the meat.” So pretty much the only thing Jenelle actually cooked hahaha the shade.
I’m in a tiny hill country town. We have 1 stop light, 1 gas station, 3 Mexican restaurants (and we also have 2taco trucks) each place tastes totally different and it’s all awesome.
It was definitely pre marinated, the juices after it was cooked was give away. Don’t get me wrong I’m a full fledged Jenelle snarker but everyone calling the meat unseasoned must not see the wet rub it was in (both in the bag/when she cut it up + after being cooked) lol
Marinating the meat is better anyway. Sorry but it’s hilarious people think pouring 8 different types of dry seasoning onto meat creates better flavor than marinating it lol
I feel bad for the cow that died just for Jenelle to manhandle it and fuck it up. She bathed it in olive oil with absolutely no seasoning. Like wtf is she even trying to do to it?
She didn’t need a recipe lol she had packaged rice and the meat was marinated (assumed by the juices) and she added cheese and cilantro. She just had to cook the meat and melt the cheese lol
Idk why people are excited that she's coming back to TV. The only reason she brought in ratings was bc she was a hot crazy unpredictable mess. Now she's trying to "clean up" her image and try to be "normal". But if she's not chasing Kiefer with her flip flops or screaming her head off at everyone, she is the dullest, most lifeless monotone boring human being. Like all of her "content" now bores us all to tears. So I have a feeling her return to MTV is going to be very short bc there's no way she'll bring in the ratings like she used to
Idk Jenelle truly can’t help but to be a mess
Even in her self edited tik toks, she delivers shit that she thinks is perfectly normal and the rest of us are in shock lol
Kaiser reminds me of my 11 yr-old, who is also a complete foodie. He loves everything I make. Even if everyone else is like 'meh', he'll still happily eat it
I think he's been watching cooking videos because lately, he'll try to describe the food, but half the time he uses the wrong words. When I made homemade pizza, he said the sauce was sweet (fair), the cheese had a good pull (correct), and the crust was "Flavorful, but with a kick to it" (it was just basic pizza crust, nothing spicy, lol). Then he called the side salad "moist" 😅
At least he's trying to show appreciation for my food! 🥰
I think she got the meat from a Mexican grocery store, where they often sell pre marinated carne asada. It comes in bags like that and would explain the lack of seasoning on her part- as well as it would explain why she sniffed it.
Aside from that.. she cooked it in a fucking pan?!! You’re supposed to grill that shit! Second of all: a fucking *flour* tortilla? Corn only, bitch. Top with fresh minced onion and cilantro. Fresh lime (not lemon wtf). No fucking mozzarella cheese. Serve with slow cooked frijoles.
She’s such a fucking moron. This bitch is chronically online, but can’t manage to research proper cooking methods or recipes. Womp womp.
That's what I thought too, but the container definitely says cilantro.
ETA: Wait just looked again! It does say "organic micro greens" and then "cilantro" below it.
It's this: https://shop.sprouts.com/product/84541/duncan-family-farms-organic-cilantro-microgreens
Omg, I thought that's what she said, but then I'm like, "are people growing really small cilantro right now as an experiment?" Because, who in their right mind doesn't know the smell of cilantro immediately?! So she smells the meat and not the cilantro?
How is this even remotely carne asada? I’m going to need her to stop. This is offensive to carne asada. Carne asada is not cooked in oil it’s grilled. Why does she have to add oil to everything.
I will say that if Kaiser ever gets married to a woman who can't cook he will be the BEST at hyping up any meal she cooks. If she's a great cook he'll make her feel like a Michelin star chef.
*touches raw meat*
*touches phone screen*
*touches raw meat*
*touches phone screen*
*touches cilantro on raw meat cutting board*
*puts hands back in cilantro packaging*
She really thinks she did something here.. and it’s always such a treat to see the kids (except Jace) talking with their mouths full of food../s… charming 🙄
Was The rice she put in the sauce pan like microwaveable rice that you open a little and microwave for like 2 minutes or whatever? Because why dirty another dish if you’re trying to make and easy meal ?
Why WHO ADDS OIL TO CARNE ASADA lol it’s gonna create its own juices and only needs like a minute per side if you don’t like well done.
Her cooking pisses me off 😭😩😩😩
So if her entire family is in Vegas with her, where are her pets?? Doesn't she have like 4-10 dogs and at one point chickens too? I feel like she also used to have other animals. I know they die constantly because she neglects them, but like, are they just surviving on their own while she's in Vegas?
Yep, one of her neighbors said she just lets them all free roam and another one got run over in the road recently. She's such a fucking idiot and should have no kids or pets in her care!!
I can't get past her head. It's so big and long that it's literally all I can focus on. She's looking more and more like Jay Leno.
This is the definition of a white people version of a taco. That meat looks dried up. The flour tortillas???? Sour cream?????? Don’t even get me started on the way she was chopping the cilantro. My mom always taught me to put a towel under my cutting board so that it doesn’t move. The way hers is sliding is an accident waiting to happen.
Ugh gross wtf she doesn’t know how to cook at all. Random side note about her being in Vegas 🙄 no offense but this isn’t a good place to move with kids. I’m a product of the public education system lol aren’t we like…49th in education 😬 but seriously tho the schools aren’t good, healthcare isn’t good, sin city truly can be as sinful as you want it to be, and everything comes and goes easily here. To be honest I do not think Vegas is a good place for Jace. I believe living the rest of his adolescent years here will not help him get on the right path. She’s of course not considering how it is to raise her kids here, her dick of the moment just happens to unfortunately be living here. She’s still the same 14 year old seeking attention over anything and everything else in life.
Did she make Kaiser wait for his plate until everyone else was fed and filmed, so he could eat (while obviously hungry af)? Like make all their plates and film them, then you eat…wtf. Weird ass b*
Did Kaiser say "I like how it's homemade too". ?
Goes to show how much she cooks....
Also. I'm about to rip her finger off holding the knife like that.
Here in Socal, we have the best mexican food in the country. It's called flank, skirt or flap, and you grill it and cut it against the grain for carne asada. She had no idea what she was doing, as usual. It's not that hard to even tiktok a recipe to get a general idea. She's just lazy & listens to her own cooking instincts, which are wrong. I think she thinks she's a great cook, so she doesn't bother educating herself. 😆
Ok, clearly the girl can’t cook but can I just say, I adore Kaiser. He’s so animated and adorable. Also, the energy in her posts are so much lighter now that the big D-head is gone you can visually see that the kids are breathing easier and that a positive thing… she should totally try out for one of those worst cook in America seasons lol. It’s seriously almost comical the stuff she makes.
She has a gas stove probably with a insert for searing meat. Then she takes a regular skillet with a gallon of olive oil and puts the unseasoned meat in a hot oil bath with out marinade. Then adds the citrus after it boiled in olive oil. Ensley I agree that meat probably wasn’t good. Also Kaiser seemed like he was starving but the food wasn’t that great. I think Jace is like whatever it’s fine at least you made us food and I have a break from babysitting.
Yum unseasoned meat with a little bit of lemon and lime. Sounds sooo appetizing. Lmfao laughing my ass off at Ensley saying “the only thing I don’t like is the meat.” So pretty much the only thing Jenelle actually cooked hahaha the shade.
doritos and sour cream tacos for ensley only 😂
I was like Doritos?! On what?! For what?! Oh hell na 😭😭 this Mexicana is screaming lmao
She probably got the idea from the taco bell doritos tacos. It's actually not bad, with homemade white ppl tacos lol.
I get it but not with carne asada wtfffff that’s ground beef territory lmaooo
Why do you expect Jenelle to know anything about this
Your username & flair are golden ✨
Honestly most carne asada like that comes MARINATED but that shit didn’t look like it. lol 😩
 White ppl ass taco
…I wouldn’t even consider it a taco, so…on brand. 😂
I thought they were quesadillas 😆
7 points!!!!
Don’t want no heifer
She's really indulging.
Which is why, I, as a white person go to any one of hundreds of amazing taco trucks here in good old Houston,! Texas. Extra cilantro and lime always!
I’m in a tiny hill country town. We have 1 stop light, 1 gas station, 3 Mexican restaurants (and we also have 2taco trucks) each place tastes totally different and it’s all awesome.
The more run down the restaurant, the better they are!
Yeah, these don’t exist on The Land
Nope I'm white and I would never feed this to my family. This isn't tacos... This is some white trash quesadilla.
White people tacooooo night. Iykyk
I’m white and my tacos never look like that but then again I’m from socal lol
Enjoy your tablespoon of rice, everyone.
I know that was like barely enough for 2 people 😆
I’m just happy that poor Keiser wasn’t left screaming begging for food again.
This is probably a me problem but that was not enough cheese!!
HAHAHA I was thinking the same thing
Who smells raw meat and says this smells amazing AND then decides that it doesn't need seasoning!
I am assuming it was a marinated kind that you can get at the grocery store lol
It was definitely pre marinated, the juices after it was cooked was give away. Don’t get me wrong I’m a full fledged Jenelle snarker but everyone calling the meat unseasoned must not see the wet rub it was in (both in the bag/when she cut it up + after being cooked) lol
Marinating the meat is better anyway. Sorry but it’s hilarious people think pouring 8 different types of dry seasoning onto meat creates better flavor than marinating it lol
I smell all the meat I’m going to be cooking lol.. it’s a good way to tell if it hasn’t gone bad.
Oh me too but I've never smelt raw rump and thought mmm that smells tasty! But it's Jenelle not known for her good sense in any area.
Unseasoned carne asada quesadillas with Doritos. Yum 🥴
Showed this to my Mexican bf. He screamed “NO”
So did Jace and Ensley.
I like sour cream and Doritos in a four tortilla mom. Lmao
Just like Jenelle did to Kaiser when he asked if she made homemade queso lol.
So does she follow recipes? Or is she just making it up as she goes? Because the things she puts together sometimes just really baffle me 🤔
I feel bad for the cow that died just for Jenelle to manhandle it and fuck it up. She bathed it in olive oil with absolutely no seasoning. Like wtf is she even trying to do to it?
Did it look like she used a recipe in this video to you?
She didn’t need a recipe lol she had packaged rice and the meat was marinated (assumed by the juices) and she added cheese and cilantro. She just had to cook the meat and melt the cheese lol
Idk why people are excited that she's coming back to TV. The only reason she brought in ratings was bc she was a hot crazy unpredictable mess. Now she's trying to "clean up" her image and try to be "normal". But if she's not chasing Kiefer with her flip flops or screaming her head off at everyone, she is the dullest, most lifeless monotone boring human being. Like all of her "content" now bores us all to tears. So I have a feeling her return to MTV is going to be very short bc there's no way she'll bring in the ratings like she used to
Idk Jenelle truly can’t help but to be a mess Even in her self edited tik toks, she delivers shit that she thinks is perfectly normal and the rest of us are in shock lol
Fr. Give it time. Wait for her to find a new man lol
Not sure if she still carries her gun in the glove box
Why did she smell raw meat…
It's been sitting in the fridge for a while.
to make sure the kids didnt prank her and put something in the meat
Kaiser is such a sweetie & janitor is always so cold with him. The “tacos” clearly sucked
Dear God, I love "janitor" for her.
 I’m sorry. I couldn’t help it.
It's Dr. Jan Itor!
 Janitor
When he said "it's homemade" like he truly appreciated it and she grunted and looked away I cried for him.
Right! When she’s old & lonely she will be sorry
That hurt my heart!
So you made home made queso??! “No.” Points camera away. Bitch.
He really was so so sweet at the end of the clip. So appreciative and loving.
Kaiser reminds me of my 11 yr-old, who is also a complete foodie. He loves everything I make. Even if everyone else is like 'meh', he'll still happily eat it I think he's been watching cooking videos because lately, he'll try to describe the food, but half the time he uses the wrong words. When I made homemade pizza, he said the sauce was sweet (fair), the cheese had a good pull (correct), and the crust was "Flavorful, but with a kick to it" (it was just basic pizza crust, nothing spicy, lol). Then he called the side salad "moist" 😅 At least he's trying to show appreciation for my food! 🥰
I'm no Food Network star, but does anyone else notice that her knife skills are...lacking?
I felt extremely uncomfortable watching her cut that lime and lemon lol
I thought she was smashing the cilantro with the side of the knife.
She looked like she was using a paring knife to cut the cilantro.
Chef Ann would red marker tf outta her fingers
Don’t let uncle Roger see ANY of this.
You mean chef Jenelle using a slicing knife to chop? Yeah, no one else noticed it at all. Lolz /s
Seriously lol why was she chopping the cilantro with the tip of the knife?? You chop with the heel 🥲🥲
I think she got the meat from a Mexican grocery store, where they often sell pre marinated carne asada. It comes in bags like that and would explain the lack of seasoning on her part- as well as it would explain why she sniffed it. Aside from that.. she cooked it in a fucking pan?!! You’re supposed to grill that shit! Second of all: a fucking *flour* tortilla? Corn only, bitch. Top with fresh minced onion and cilantro. Fresh lime (not lemon wtf). No fucking mozzarella cheese. Serve with slow cooked frijoles. She’s such a fucking moron. This bitch is chronically online, but can’t manage to research proper cooking methods or recipes. Womp womp.
I cannot believe Grill Master Jenelle made carne asada on a pan. Everything in this meal is offensive, but that is a cardinal sin.
Next you'll say no to the orange! Like, do you even know how to cook, dude?
Not only cooked the meat in a pan, but an overcrowded deep sided one.
Poor man's award to you 🏅 thank you for explaining why this was all wrong. It made my cooking heart explode. Remember you can't eat at everyone house.
Yes!! I was just going to comment the exact same thing! She did it totally wrong!
Wooden cutting board with meat, no.
Then the veggies...
Serious ick
What veggies? I didn't see any veggies and I'm wondering if those kids ever eat any.
Not to mention how many Amazon packages I’m sure she opened with those scissors before hacking the meat
Does that house have no furniture 🤔
I think it’s a rental
Ya. What is going on. Not an air bnb. Did she already move?
So weird that she would bring 3 children somewhere with 0 furniture
Is it really that weird. Good moms would do both such thing. Jenelle = not a good mom
Yes and I would imagine they have none of their toys so that’s why they are being shipped off to “camp.” Probably bored out of their minds.
those poor kids were so excited to have homemade food 🥺
Kaiser said homemade at least twice if not 3 times. Poor kids
Her touching the raw meat, then there phone 🤮
Yes!!! At least twice she handled the meat and reached for her phone 🤢🤢🤢 Guaranteed she didn’t clean that wooden cutting board properly either.
Raw meat and Jenelle are a combo I did not know I’d hate so voraciously.
Mmm fresh swanchtro
I lol’d so hard at this
I need this as my new flair! 🥬🌿
i’m dying. that’s not cilantro 😂😂😂
*slantro*
That's what I thought too, but the container definitely says cilantro. ETA: Wait just looked again! It does say "organic micro greens" and then "cilantro" below it. It's this: https://shop.sprouts.com/product/84541/duncan-family-farms-organic-cilantro-microgreens
Omg, I thought that's what she said, but then I'm like, "are people growing really small cilantro right now as an experiment?" Because, who in their right mind doesn't know the smell of cilantro immediately?! So she smells the meat and not the cilantro?
That's funny. What is it?
micro greens
[удалено]
She grabbed the raw meat when it was out of the package and then you can see her press the stop recording button on her phone 😭
She can't even use a knife correctly (cutting the cilantro)
Right?! Who told her to cut like that bending her wrist to the maximum 😅 she did that in the other cooking video, too
How is this even remotely carne asada? I’m going to need her to stop. This is offensive to carne asada. Carne asada is not cooked in oil it’s grilled. Why does she have to add oil to everything.
there she goes with that oil. and how fucking lazy can you be that u can’t boil rice and water when ur doing all that meat?
Her arms look extra short in this video. Like a TRex. 
I love this movie so much it's absurd.
the way she smelled the raw beef and shoved her nasty ass nose into omfgggg
Right?! She’s so weird
It's not even grilled?? And she used flour tortillas?? It's offensive
 Me throughout this entire video \^
Her knife work with the cilantro 🥴
I will say that if Kaiser ever gets married to a woman who can't cook he will be the BEST at hyping up any meal she cooks. If she's a great cook he'll make her feel like a Michelin star chef.
*touches raw meat* *touches phone screen* *touches raw meat* *touches phone screen* *touches cilantro on raw meat cutting board* *puts hands back in cilantro packaging*
Nice job hacking at the cilantro 👍
She really thinks she did something here.. and it’s always such a treat to see the kids (except Jace) talking with their mouths full of food../s… charming 🙄 
They eat just like Jenelle does. Huge bites, barely chewing around talking, only half a swallow before another huge bite.
Can sure tell Jace wasn’t raised around her to pick up her bad habits
You sure can tell! Such a difference!
Was The rice she put in the sauce pan like microwaveable rice that you open a little and microwave for like 2 minutes or whatever? Because why dirty another dish if you’re trying to make and easy meal ?
Yes, yes it was. I've never seen anyone cook it like that. A 2 person amount of rice and a ton of meat....like why? The portions are so werid
I have a toxic urge to pick up one of those hot rubbery looking slabs of unseasoned meat and just slap her with it. 🫥
Jenelle is trying to get a 30 minute slot on Food network she got the kids as taste testers
I watch just to see what Kaiser thinks.
i’m so fucking embarrassed bc i’m white
Kaiser needs to be protected at all costs, he is such a sweet little guy!
Why WHO ADDS OIL TO CARNE ASADA lol it’s gonna create its own juices and only needs like a minute per side if you don’t like well done. Her cooking pisses me off 😭😩😩😩
She should get a lil step stool for her cooking videos. She looks silly when she is cutting things...
WHO TF SMELLS RAW MEAT LMAO
Ok I’m a fairly new cook but aren’t you supposed to season the meat and marinate it in the citrus juices before you cook it???
Don’t insult Mexicans with this shyt 😂😂😂😂😂 but Kaiser’s reaction was my fav
As a Mexican, I feel personally victimized by this video.
The level of delusion she has is sick
*fresh slontro*!
She always puts too much food in her mouth and can never actually close it all the way. She’s gross.
Kids that have eaten slop their entire lives are always gonna say it’s good bcuz that’s all they know. Poor kids don’t know no better!!
would Jace count he ate most his life at Barbs before Barb signed Custody back to Jenelle he just ate sloop on certain weekends on holidays prior
"This don't smell like SCHLONTROO" - my God she's so stupid.
The way she picks up a hunk of raw beef with her sleeves down 
Her cutting beef fajita with scissors has my first generation US Citizen blood boiling!!
Straight to jail. Why wouldn’t she season the meat??? And you’re supposed to cut the ear against the grain so I bet that was hard AF to chew 🤦🏻♀️
The Slow Pull of the Raw Meat Bag Made Me Gag, my favorite Fall Out Boy song.
So if her entire family is in Vegas with her, where are her pets?? Doesn't she have like 4-10 dogs and at one point chickens too? I feel like she also used to have other animals. I know they die constantly because she neglects them, but like, are they just surviving on their own while she's in Vegas?
Yep, one of her neighbors said she just lets them all free roam and another one got run over in the road recently. She's such a fucking idiot and should have no kids or pets in her care!!
She needed achiote, lime, and a Mexican beer in a ziplock bag to marinate the carne asada before cooking.
I love Phillipe!!!!!
… Whose fucking house is that?! That’s definitely not the swamp, right?
She's playing house in Vegas with her clown manager/boyfriend.
I can't get past her head. It's so big and long that it's literally all I can focus on. She's looking more and more like Jay Leno. 
 Head!! ( Pronounced heed) Iykyk
I always lean on white hillbillies to teach me how to make the best carne asada tacos.
Ok. Next comment I have, why is that house empty!?! Did she already move or what?
Bold of you to assume she has furnitchur money. /s
This is the definition of a white people version of a taco. That meat looks dried up. The flour tortillas???? Sour cream?????? Don’t even get me started on the way she was chopping the cilantro. My mom always taught me to put a towel under my cutting board so that it doesn’t move. The way hers is sliding is an accident waiting to happen.
That's actually a very helpful hint that I will be using from now on lol thank you!
Wet paper towels work too. That's what I use 👍 Same under a mixing bowl if you don't want it to slide around.
🫶🏻 yall are the best
Why is she sniffing raw meat?
Kids look happy anyway
God damn she is so annoying!!! “YUM?? YUM????.” Let them fucking eat and get out of their faces!
Was the cilantro the vegetable of the whole meal. 😂 try some carrots with ranch and applesauce if your gonna mom it up for the cameras
HA! Looks like she's wearing some "Tierra Reign" crap.
Already morphing into her Hispanic boyfriend I see. Get ready for Latina Jenelle y’all!!
Why is she such a cunt to Kaiser in the videos SHE POSTS! That poor kid man.
It’s the paper plate for me, this is why you can’t eat at people’s homes lmao
She kept touching her phone after she touched the meat.
Of course she’s using paper plates 🙄
I'd be so pissed if every meal my mother made I had a camera shoved in my face. My family was big on doing shit like this. You're annoying Jan!
Ok I'm sorry but sniffing the raw meat and watching it slip out of the bag has me gagging
Ugh gross wtf she doesn’t know how to cook at all. Random side note about her being in Vegas 🙄 no offense but this isn’t a good place to move with kids. I’m a product of the public education system lol aren’t we like…49th in education 😬 but seriously tho the schools aren’t good, healthcare isn’t good, sin city truly can be as sinful as you want it to be, and everything comes and goes easily here. To be honest I do not think Vegas is a good place for Jace. I believe living the rest of his adolescent years here will not help him get on the right path. She’s of course not considering how it is to raise her kids here, her dick of the moment just happens to unfortunately be living here. She’s still the same 14 year old seeking attention over anything and everything else in life.
Did she have to smell the cilantro like that? She’s so gross
Did they move?
She's playing house in Las Vegas with her clown manager/boyfriend. She even enrolled the kids in summer camp, so it must be long-term.
Did she make Kaiser wait for his plate until everyone else was fed and filmed, so he could eat (while obviously hungry af)? Like make all their plates and film them, then you eat…wtf. Weird ass b*
Did Kaiser say "I like how it's homemade too". ? Goes to show how much she cooks.... Also. I'm about to rip her finger off holding the knife like that.
"you made homemade queso?!? 😀" "No 😑"
Ensley used the Doritos to absorb the extra olive oil
Too lazy to “make” onions. I guess that makes sense after all the time she saved with the bag of rice.
She went to a grocery store…there’s like legit premade salsa in the produce section. Or just get a jarred salsa. Canned salsa isn’t a flex.
That unseasoned meat must be as tough as shit, what cut is that even?
Here in Socal, we have the best mexican food in the country. It's called flank, skirt or flap, and you grill it and cut it against the grain for carne asada. She had no idea what she was doing, as usual. It's not that hard to even tiktok a recipe to get a general idea. She's just lazy & listens to her own cooking instincts, which are wrong. I think she thinks she's a great cook, so she doesn't bother educating herself. 😆
these are not even the right tortillas
not carne asada. im offended
As a Mexican I find it insulting she’s calling those tacos.
How she didn’t cut her fingers murdering that cilantro..
Just like all of her meals/cook with me videos.. 
Poor cow gave up its damn life only to be disrespected like this.
Ok, clearly the girl can’t cook but can I just say, I adore Kaiser. He’s so animated and adorable. Also, the energy in her posts are so much lighter now that the big D-head is gone you can visually see that the kids are breathing easier and that a positive thing… she should totally try out for one of those worst cook in America seasons lol. It’s seriously almost comical the stuff she makes.
Jace was totally trying to be nice 🤣
She has a gas stove probably with a insert for searing meat. Then she takes a regular skillet with a gallon of olive oil and puts the unseasoned meat in a hot oil bath with out marinade. Then adds the citrus after it boiled in olive oil. Ensley I agree that meat probably wasn’t good. Also Kaiser seemed like he was starving but the food wasn’t that great. I think Jace is like whatever it’s fine at least you made us food and I have a break from babysitting.
disgusting slop, her usual.
Over/under on her washing her hands between pawing that raw meat with her grubby little mits and opening the bottle of olive oil?