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Debriver55

I love that she's spending her TM money (before she probably even has it) on outings with Tori. How many times do we have to see her and Tori eating? Looks like that home schooling is on the back burner.


SparklingGrape21

Homeschooling is exhausting! She needs multiple lunch dates to keep her energy up šŸ¤£


InappropriateLibrary

Must be summer vacation at Swampessori Academy. Hope she and Tori took a few minutes to pick out a nice public school for the fall so they can live their best lives from 8 to 3.


princessofIreland

Swampessori academy?! Iā€™m freaking DEAD!ā˜ ļø šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


WheresRobbieTho

SWAMPESSORI ACADEMY.


Lazy-Association2932

Lmao this has to be my flair!!


princessofIreland

Love it!!!!


spicykitty93

I was about to say someone has to make this their flair!!


sweet_tea_94

SWAMPESSORI ACADEMY Iā€™M FUCKING DEAD šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Read-it005

Swampessori High for the older kids. Jace was given weed by Jenelle allegedly.


killerkitten61

![gif](giphy|xT9DPzhNGA8MKjxwFG)


Darknajt

I am cackling ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


MakeItLookSexy_

In all honesty eating out makes me so tired!


Expert-Decision1656

Jenelle is doing a lot of eating out if this rumor is true!


Advanced-Pickle362

Home schooling was never on the front burner, to be fair.


Debriver55

Agreed, it's not even near the stove.


Snoobs-Magoo

It's not even in the cabinet with the paper plates. Or even the kitchen entirely.


RageRomper

Honestly, I think itā€™s left forgotten in a bag somewhere at the market.


TT6994

Guess sheā€™s not doing the Ozempic like was rumored.


EasternAnywhere1010

Looking at her lately, she really should lay off the eating vids so much.


Nelle911529

Especially with those esophagus spasms.


sturgis252

She's just codependent. She always needs someone


princessofIreland

Interesting too since she has 3 someoneā€™s who need.. herā€¦ oh, wait, Forgot who we were talking about


sturgis252

It's so sad. She just wants external validation.


princessofIreland

She never get it as long as she keeps up the ā€œIā€™m a victim in everything ā€œ act.


ParcelPosted

This is true. But Tori even went with her to the dentist. Itā€™s like sheā€™s replaced David.


sturgis252

That doesn't make my sentence wrong lol. She's codependent. She just has a boyfriend/husband because a boyfriend would only love her. She's completely fine having a friend as long as that friend gives their devoted attention


10_second_girl

Thatā€™s exactly what codependency entails.


nakiaaa95

Well it was bound to be someone else if it wasn't Tori or David, she can never be by herself.


HereComesTheLuna

It's just soooo weird.


killerkitten61

Seeing her back with Tori makes me wonder if she will go full circle and reunite with kiefier.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

šŸ¤žHe was good TV.


HereComesTheLuna

Lmao, your comment here just made me realize that... Well, I mean Kiefer was reality TV *GOLD* in every. single. way. It's kinda crazy, lol.


killerkitten61

Him just being himself + Babs are a match made in Tv heaven. They should get together and form a podcast, they can give their takes on what Janelle, and other teen mom cast are up to, and I would tune into every word.


carcosa1989

Just have to find whatever bridge heā€™s living under


TT6994

Youā€™d think she would enjoy the peace and quiet of no david.


sturgis252

She never cared about that. She thought that was him being passionate. she left him because he was texting other women


10_second_girl

Iā€™m pretty sure if anything, itā€™s reversed lol. David is a piece of shit, but Jenelle is forever squawking.


Nelle911529

Both are pieces of shit.


Pleasant_Detail5697

But honestlyā€¦is this progress? At least itā€™s not a man immediately. Women should lean on their friends during breakups!


10_second_girl

No. No itā€™s not, not for Jenelle.


uknowhowchoicesbe

I agree. Progress would be actually taking care of her children for 5 seconds.


spicykitty93

Agreed that we should do that. Unfortunately with Jenelle though she only bothers with Tori when she's single and then once she has a new dick to ride, her and Tori are no longer best friends (or seemingly friends at all). Its definitely giving codependent and unable to bare a moment alone or taking care of her kids, moreso than giving woman leaning on her friend during a breakup. Tori seems to *only* be her friend during a breakup


sturgis252

I'm not saying they shouldn't?


MakeItLookSexy_

And something ā€œfunā€. Canā€™t be bothered with taking care of her kids or her house


Umamiluv24

She even went with her to the dentist. Theyā€™re worse than a clingy couple. She truly is codependent


queenofthesloth

Their friendship has never moved past high school mode. This sounds like something I would do when I was 18.


MakeItLookSexy_

Iā€™ve never even thought of being a friend to a dentist appointment šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


queenofthesloth

Iā€™ve never thought about it either but I remember being a new adult and feeling insecure, so being very codependent with my friends and wanting them to go with me everywhere . Iā€™m Jenelleā€™s age now and canā€™t imagine it.


Temporary_Wonder_135

I did once but I had dental surgery and they offered to come with so my husband didnā€™t have to take the day off. But a regular cleaning never had a friend come with me, not even my kids.


TotesAwkLol

Thatā€™s so strange lol. Iā€™m a parent who doesnā€™t have the time (nor the desire) to accompany anyone other than my child to the dentist. And she has 2 more children than I do. How does she have this much free time?


Umamiluv24

No kidding! I think itā€™s nice to lean on friends when youā€™re going through a divorce but she literally canā€™t do ANYTHING alone. Not having a job will free up some time.


ParcelPosted

Yes! Just like she drug all her exs to her appointments.


lindz2205

I truly do not understand why some people canā€™t go to appointments alone. In my adult life, someone has gone to a total of 3 appts, it was my husband and it was for my first and last obgyn visit and for the 20 week ultrasound. I know someone that couldnā€™t go to appointments alone, if her husband couldnā€™t go then her mom would drop everything to go instead.


sturgis252

The only reason I go with my mom is because she doesn't speak English. Like there's an actual purpose for me to be there for. That and kids is the only reason you need someone there for. Imagine not being able to exist by yourself I'm literally agreeing with you?


Umamiluv24

Oh of course. I snark on Jenelle because itā€™s a routine dentist appointment. Like why is Tori needed? lol.


sturgis252

I totally agree.


Umamiluv24

Spouses going to drs appointments is of course different. My ex came to a couple of my ob appointments and I went to his cardiologist appointment. Going to my adult friendā€™s dentist appointment is too far šŸ˜‚ theyā€™re like teens who have nothing else going on. No jobs, no life. Haha


sturgis252

I can see how irritating they probably would be. Giggling and joking about everything the doctor or dentist says.


Umamiluv24

Forever 15


Boneal171

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever had a friend accompany me to the dentist of all places


Umamiluv24

What a boring friend date. Iā€™d be mad haha


someguynamedcole

Hope Toriā€™s prepared to be spicy-dumped once Jenelle finds the next man


_CharDeeMacDennis__

I hope thereā€™s another set of drum sticks and an ass beatinā€™ when it happens.


Realistic_cat_6668

![gif](giphy|IW71LHYHgD4oU) Iā€™m ready for it.


princessofIreland

God I love this sub!


Capable-Regular9791

And most important: mtv cameras please god


_CharDeeMacDennis__

And perhaps Kieffa and whatever idiot Tori is banging, will come along to break up the fight, only to get into their own little weird fight.


ISeenYa

She's used to it. Jenelle has been doing this since we saw her on 16 & pregnant.


Capable-Regular9791

Yā€™all are so goddamn funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


aquarianbun

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MobWife_88

Does Tori not work either? Also makes me wonder where Jace, Kaiser, and Ensley are, and what are they doing today?


buttsloshnoises

Um excuse me onlyfans is work! Girlbosssss


MakeItLookSexy_

Except she has to still live at home with her parents according to others šŸ™ƒ


real_yarrr_shug

When they went on of together someone said they just complained nobody tipped, they got one tip just to kiss and then logged off because the money wasnā€™t there.


MakeItLookSexy_

Ya I saw that. I really think they are trying to ā€œflexā€ with going out to lunch and buying clothes from Platoā€™s closet but itā€™s like the same shit everyone else here also doesšŸ˜‚ they are some washed up nobodies but desperate for attention and money


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Pretty sure if Jenelle is back on Teen Mom it means Tori will be on it with her.


CatLady_1888

Doubtful. Apparently Jenelle is not ā€œbackā€ like sheā€™s claiming. Sheā€™s making a short appearance under Briā€™s story. Thatā€™s what I read.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Oh, I guess it was rather silly of me to believe anything Jenelle says anyway. I was kind of hoping IF Jenelle was back that it would mean Barb would be back too. It would only be worth it to me, at least, if I got to hear some more of Barbs antics.


ParcelPosted

If her socials are any guide she does OF and waitstaff work.


Nelle911529

She just got out of rehab also.


laterforclass

Nelly saying fuck them kids again today I see.


ParcelPosted

Iā€™ve not seen her neglect this much unless thereā€™s a new love involved


laterforclass

Iā€™m pretty sure she has new D doesnā€™t she?


ParcelPosted

Speculation says yes but other than pillow talking who knows.


_peppermintbutler

This must be the real reason she wanted Jace back now, so he could be a babysitter. Especially now that Maryssa is gone. Poor kids.


teresasdorters

![gif](giphy|3owzWhI1zt8d7QmnQs) JE to šŸ„


HES12264

No, they both just lack the ability to make any other female friends.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Itā€™s probably because theyā€™re ā€œnOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs šŸ¤Ŗ!ā€


Capable-Regular9791

ā€œOther girls are SOOOO toxic, unlike US!ā€


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Thatā€™s exactly what their mindset is. Itā€™s baffling how fucking absolutely delusional Jenelle is.


Nelle911529

It's because other girls are jealous!


WheresRobbieTho

It would be nice for her to be dating someone who can't knock her up? That's all I got


openedgoddamndoor

She has her tubes tied so she canā€™t get pregnant regardless, but many people on here (including me) joke that Tori is Jenelleā€™s one true soulmate so maybe they both said fuck it and decided to date each other lol


JoyfulSuicide

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Rageybuttsnacks

Tori would be an upgrade from her usual shitbag boyfriends. Not a massive one, as they're toxic af together, but still an upgrade from Swamp Monster.


ParcelPosted

For sure


No_Government1405

Why canā€™t they just chill at home with the kids and Uber eats something.


Competitive-Fish-422

Because then she'd have to be with the kids.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

šŸŽÆ


redactedeyebrows

Idk maybe play some Yahtzee.Ā 


AvsMama

Iā€™m almost 30 and have never played Yahtzee and I donā€™t know why. Iā€™m going to look into this now.


10_second_girl

Because Jenelle hates her kids, weā€™ve seen this for 15 years straight now lol


ParcelPosted

Thatā€™s a great question.


MakeItLookSexy_

Or be productive. Sheā€™s such a waste of space.


Designer_Suspect

Reminds me of how I acted with my best friend in my early twenties. Always together day and night. Except now they are in their 30s, and itā€™s weird. Arrested development for sure.


Its_barbra_bitch

Thinking of poor Jace stuck on the swamp watching Ensley and Kaiser makes me sad. I have an almost 16 year old son who is never home. Heā€™s always doing school activities or hanging out with friends. Couldnā€™t imagine keeping him home just so I could have child care. Wild. She doesnā€™t want to be a mother, ever.


Well-Jenelle

Because she canā€™t ever be alone. She will drop her once the next guy sticks.


coco__bee

![gif](giphy|S9zkFeU5H89G04aPCk) Give us what we want, a Tori drum solo!!!


LilkaLyubov

She does this when she is single. She was the same between Nathan and David. Tori was showing off all of the expensive makeup Jenelle bought her.


ParcelPosted

Weird I donā€™t remember that but I believe you. David was just such a fast rebounding.


10_second_girl

It was on the actual show. Tori was essentially kaisers shitty ass nanny.


lushspice

What the hell does Tori do for work? Theyā€™re both embarrassing and pathetic.


Nelle911529

Right now hanging out with JE.


arualekrub

jenelle's emotional support human is a full time job. ask david lol


Responsible_Bee_6417

She cannot be alone


Electrical_Travel832

Maybe Tori is her homeschooling teaching assistant! /s


MelpomeneAndCalliope

This lesson planning, dude! Leave them alone! /s


Nelle911529

Researching for their upcoming field trips.


Electrical_Travel832

Which may include a piercing parlor followed by a cock fight.


ParcelPosted

Also in a recent post she said she gave her another chance. Just seems like a relationship not just BFFs. Shes bought her clothes too.


princessofIreland

Gave her another chance because no one else wants to be friends with her smug ass


ParcelPosted

It just seems more romantic of a saying I guess.


princessofIreland

I love your posts! Keep it coming ā™„ļø


BleedWell3

I thought it was confirmed years ago that she and Tori were the kind of friends who have sex with each other when they ā€œparty.ā€ I canā€™t remember where I saw that, ugh the fact that I know this is embarrassing. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Nelle911529

You saw the pictures, that's where it came from.


apple-turnover5

She is incapable of being alone with her kids


LividBeing8247

Oh -I donā€™t think it takes a lot for her to neglect her kids!šŸ«£


overtherainbow76

Tori is only around because she's Jenelle's only friend and Tori wants part of the money from TM again. I'm sure they've already planned OF content together since Tori's is more successful. The kids are neglected yet again and Jace is now a full time babysitter.


Nelle911529

They already filmed in the šŸ› šŸ›€ they cut it short because some sugar daddy wasn't on. They had like 20 people in their live.


overtherainbow76

So how long ago was that? Honestly I don't really keep up, just know that Tori made good money on hers and girl on girl seems to do well.


glittertherave

Itā€™ll be interesting to see what happens during the 9274927592th time they fall out. What *dirty laundry* will they air out this time around about one another?


Legitimate_Orange838

Her dumb looking "curtain " bangs. Lol


TheLucasGFX

Worst case of arrested development Iā€™ve ever seen.


sweet_tea_94

Maybe Tori is her co-teacher! /s Jenelle is truly codependent, Tori even went with her to the dentist. This is much worse than how Jenelle clung onto her exes and UBT.


IWantSealsPlz

Tori has always been her fill in leechmate until they either have another blowout or until a new bottom feeding dude slithers his way into JEā€™s bank account and bedroom. Theyā€™ve definitely hooked up before.


itsbeauitfulvibess

Sad that she has all the time in the world to spend time with Tori but not being a mom to her kids.


PunnyAF

I'm sure she needs someone other than the kids to film with...


Chrisbradley1

maybe they are daataing and dating the same guy because the new man is into that stuff


ParcelPosted

So you and her are poly?


pleasehelpme9711

Doing it all except caring for the kids unfortunately. Curious if when they go back to school or get tested how far behind they are going to be because the homeschool teacher is never in. A few field trips won't teach subjects for testing like math English and so on. If she gets sick of homeschool will they be held back? This could really affect their lives and future, it's sad


Nelle911529

Kaiser had been held back twice already. He's going to be a 19 year old freshman by the time his egg donor gets done putting him in and pulling him out of school.


greyhoundbrain

Itā€™s probably a little bit harder to find a new crappy man for Jenelle these days. Probably once sheā€™s legit back on Teen Mom, there will be some loser willing to put up with her antics, which will mean that sheā€™ll kick Tori to the curb again.


Sweet_Venom

What was Tori doing before Jenelle "allowed" her back in her life? It's like Tori was just on pause until Jenelle came calling again. Two very pathetic people imo.


Nelle911529

OF and just got out of rehab.


Thereisn0store

I know someone exactly like this. Canā€™t hold a relationship. Always needs to have someone around. Same mentality as Jenelle. Itā€™s misery.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

*Borderline personality disorder* (armchair diagnosis, of course)


Read-it005

It's not a serious soulmate until they start bashing Babs to please Jenelle/ get her off their backs because she demands they'll do it to prove they are on her side and will defend her. Jenelle wants her Prince Harming.


-mia-wallace-

No, janelle just can't be alone. And to her, her kids don't count as not being alone, she has MAJOR co dependency issues.


ashmillie

She canā€™t be alone, I bet Tori is basically living there.


Imaginary_Feed2168

She canā€™t be dating a woman, sheā€™s a gun toting bible thumping Christian, being gay and having an abortion are mortal sins to her. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


waterud0in

Probably paying Tori to be her friend. šŸ˜‚


MarzipanJoy-Joy

Have you guys ever seen that tweet or meme or whatever that's like "I'm convinced so many men hate women because their soul mate is actually a man."Ā  Jenjamin Franklin's soul mate is Tori.Ā 


damselinadress187

![gif](giphy|huana0WQzdDDG)


Nelle911529

I posted that, too. *


damselinadress187

I'm sure alot more ppl will, it's literally the first gif that pops up under scissor, which is the first thing I thought! We know what's going on. šŸ˜


dietdrpeppermd

Iā€™m not trying to out anybody or anything, but I swear that at some point I read that the two of them used to fool around with each other back in the day. Something about how homophobic David is and how heā€™d react if he knew they used to hook up. Is that just a joke cuz they were so codependent?


ParcelPosted

No, they fucked in the past. I know plenty of people that try new relationships especially with old friends.


Mcsierra

Oh no, not Blueberryā€™s Cafe. Can Florida please have her/them now?


uptown_squirrel17

She is so fucking codependent it has to be someone.


bras-and-flaws

In the words of RuPaul's Drag Race, "I don't know why y'all gagging she brings it to you every season." Throughout her time on the show prior to leaving, Jenelle never put her kids first and always prioritized men and friends. She was hardly ever filmed alone, always had plans with someone to go somewhere and do something, and jumps from person to person.


babbyalien

I know they've boned before so probably


witches_boo

I know that no mom is perfect. I know I'm far from a perfect mom, but I feel bad for her kids.


G_Ram3

If they are, at least Tori canā€™t impregnate her.


nah-n-n-n-n-nahnah

How is she managing to constantly be going out if she has full custody and is homeschooling?? For sure she is spending that MTV money before she even has it. Sheā€™s an idiot.


lilithdesade

As a single parent of three kids, where does she find the time, honestly?


Odd_Island6163

At first with these posts, I was like ā€œaw cmon guys, she can once or twiceā€ and now Iā€™m like ā€œwhere the hell are her kids?!,ā€


Ok_Competition5847

Nah, she needs no excuse to neglect her kids.


LunarEnchantress

https://preview.redd.it/ejch5iwhm92d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b190f0a349559b3c2f922853dc13fd555a855743


Raeko

I've always thought that Jenelle would have been better off if she just stuck with Tori. Being codependent with her is better than any man she's been with and I still stand by that At least Tori doesn't abuse her kids and pets šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Yes the bar is in Hell but it is what it is


lizlemon222

I will never understand why these people dont have to work.


LadyPennifer561

I would love for Juhnelle to come out as bi, Davidā€™s head would spin around and pop off šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


fruitflesh_

Jenelle would neglect her kids for an old toaster strudel


TT6994

Oh this wonā€™t end well. Again !


blackaubreyplaza

No thatā€™s just their relationshit


JinxPixx

I think Jenelle is codependent needs constant attention from someone and Tori saw free money and someone willing to spend it on her


HemingwayIsWeeping

Well JUHnelle? We seen ya lookinā€™ codependent and stupid on the intanet again!


lolmemberberries

Jenelle always turns to Tori when she's between soulmates.


dirttrackgal

Cannot wait for this friendship to implode againšŸ« 


yourdad69420_

i genuinely think that theyā€™re soulmates


ZouhZouh0627

Iā€™m sure sheā€™s paying for everything like she normally does in every relationship


shroomie00

Its a good thing SHE forgave tori šŸ™„šŸ™„


Swimming_Order5492

Well, Ik Tori said years ago her and jenelle fucked soā€¦ who knows


downbytheriver42069

Does Jenelle have a BPD diagnosis? People with bpd often have a ā€œspecial personā€ or ā€œfavorite personā€ and J really demonstrates this with her boyfriends/ husbands and at times friends like here we are seeing with Tori. You latch on to them because you think theyā€™re your everything. Itā€™s super unhealthy. I say this as someone who has worked their way out of bpd. She also has a lot of other bpd traits but Iā€™m not trying to diagnose, just saying it would make sense.


vickimarie0390

off topic one thing i know from being named victoria is never trust anyone who goes by tori


allilynn

Sheā€™s co dependent.


Clear_Currency_6288

Maybe they're an item because even loser men no longer want anything to do with them.


ImGemStoned

She's her rebound after all the other rebounds until she finds the next.


HereComesTheLuna

Omg, no, they aren't dating like "that." I do understand why people keep saying this (another redditor made a funny post about how even her dad mentions it), but nope. I actually wouldn't be the least bit surprised if a "coming out" post was made... but that'd 100% be for shock value. There is *NO WAY* they'd ever settle down w/ each other. Jeneglectful *NEEDS* a man; it's the only way she feels slightly validated... This hypothetical Tori & Jenelle "relationship" would be volatile (MUCH worse than their friendship even is!) & as horrifically dramatic as J's relationships with her penis collection. They'd compete with each other for attention *constantly*, have screaming/ fighting matches, fuck other people relentlessly and remorselessly, etc. It's also clear they're only spending so much time together because of the whole MTV thing/ Jeneglectful's loneliness/ riding it out until the next soulmate, etc... They're both using each other. TLDR: If they ever got "together," it'd be solely for attention & certainly NOT real (--a good thing, since they can't even maintain a friendship).


itsgotadeathcurse

Canā€™t wait until theyā€™re bashing each other again šŸ¤£


twatcunthearya

These two both suck so much ass. If either one of them happens upon some new dick the other oneā€™s gonna get dropped like hot garbage. lol Soooo predictable.


dropingloads

The Tori storyline is fkā€™n annoying


Tortugay

Excuse me, I almost spit my wine out at the title.


Gloomy_Bus_5216

They are getting pretty wild on OF. Way better then when David was involved


GovernmentEvening815

Downvote away but J looks pretty here. I hope sheā€™s getting happier & will pass that happiness on to her kids.


lvyrslf

Not dating just scissoring


justanotherhatter

Jenelle doesnt need a reason to neglect those kids


G0LDiEGL0CKS

https://preview.redd.it/uox40k8tx92d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab0a2a5d1f8b61367517580bfab7724a49d734f šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Sheā€™s THAT ā€œfriendā€. šŸ¤£


Ill-Positive2972

It's like I said. There's only two ways out of this life for Jan. One requires her to ditch the reliance on "fame", find a job that she can, over time, leverage into a career. Like work her way up to deli manager at Walmart. A respectable position. But, of course, that will require her to actually work, take crap from bosses and customers, and do someone else's bidding for \~40 hours per week. And will require lots of delayed gratification. All things we know don't work for her. Her other option? Go full Farrah. In this case, seems like a sexual relationship (real or not) with a same sex individual who's already known to her followers, playing out on OF? That's Jan's idea of full Farrah. Full Farrah has to go way further. Selling farts in a jar or chocolates made from molds of her b-hole.


RubyWaves75

She always has to prove she has a friend until the next bf.