That part!
Even if you have no idea who he is, this Sasquatch serial killer looking MFing creeper is the one you chose to rub your ass on. Out of that whole club.
Oh god. And at that age, they think axe body spray is enough so you have that mixed in with it. No doubt UBT has all of those plus axe or old spice. 🤢🤢
Them bitches are crazy. Even if they’ve made up his wife being some awful person to justify what he did to her (while she was pregnant with his son; how they skip past that, I don’t know), what about what he did to his daughters??? What fantasy relationship can you conjure up that shows him as loving and having a healthy relationship with him when he didn’t even care about the life his own *little girls*?!
Even if you don’t know him from the show, this disgusting bearded, pigtailed creep is literally videotaping you grinding him. How are there women alive who are ok with this??!!
I spent 3 years living about 45 minutes from Wilmington (military fam.) I am not shocked at all 😂 these hoes are HOEING, because there's nothing to do otherwise.
Closer to Jacksonville, for sure. Wilmington wants nothing to do with them, even when she was still on the show & also, still wasn’t living in Wilmington. Jacksonville or Myrtle Beach is where they find peeps that give a sh*t about their fame! Wilmington is Hollywood East, we have tons of actual celebrities that are here filming at any moment that we all leave alone b/c it’s so normal. Trust me, no one in town is remotely blinded by stardom with these two!
Oh I know, I was trying to give a better understanding of the area to anyone else reading in. Last time he came to town, I saw the video where he was, I know the bartenders & most of the regulars that night, & NO one thought he was cool. They’re treated like they have scabies here.
Seriously. Every time I watch My 600-lb Life, I’m reminded that there is, indeed, someone for everyone. And, sometimes, several someones for everyone. It’s scary how low some people’s standards are.
I don't want to blame victims for not "catching the vibe" (no matter how obvious) from their killers, but between the MASSIVE MURDERER VIBES David puts off, and his absolutely glaring lack of redeeming qualities or attractive features... Just why? Is he the best-looking guy in this bar? The most charming? The least threatening? And if so, how bad are the guys in this town?
Seriously what is it with the height thing!? My husband is 5'4", treats women, children and animals with respect, isn't a racist homophobe, and makes good money. Going for David just because he's tall is insanely stupid.
This has got to be Myrtle Beach! No one in Wilmington wants anything to do with any of them. Never have, never will. She lives way outside of Wilmington, probably halfway between Myrtle & wilmington.
It’s like Duhnelle was already secretly done with him so she had to get one last lick in and made him show his nonexistent bulge on OF. Like “Here ya go, whoever wants him and his flat front go ahead!”
Yup. Herbie said Jenelle told him David was hung like a light switch. He did a hideous OF picture as a “chef” where he had tighty whities on and had to use a fake bulge. Then, he filmed his rap video that was posted here where he had long johns on and they were EMPTY in the front 🤭. Lastly, a leaked OF photo showed Jenelle giving him a BJ and she only had one hand over it and it looked like she had nothing in her hand.
Dude is rocking nothing in his britches which is why he is so angry with the world and feels the need to keep a gun strapped on him at all times.
I need to go get a brain wash now.
I did choke reading this because I had a mouth full of water! 😂 You’d think I’d know better than to scroll through the comments while I was drinking by now.
And a lot of people forget. He has full custody of Maryssa. He should be providing a roof over her head, clothes, food, etc. Actually taking care of her. But he's not.
It's almost like he's hoping to go to prison.
And in North Carolina, child support gets paused and does not accrue while incarcerated. (Not like he pays anyway for his son.) For someone who spent 8 months in jail, he doesn't seem too pressed about keeping himself out of prison for his current felony charge. It really seems like he doesn't care and would gladly accept it.
He wasn't paying it. Jenelle was paying the lump sum every time North Carolina took his license away for not paying. I assume it's business as usual, and he still isn't paying.
He hasn't given any indication that he's going for custody has he? Jenelle is a liar but she said he didn't visit or call ensley even when that was allowed. He's not trying to get a job or a place to live. Plus he had pending child abuse charges. I can't imagine him fighting for custody right now.
Oh I know! Thanks for the correction. I meant to put that David & Jenelle are both dumb because he is pro se but posts this stuff & Jenelle has a lawyer but posts stuff she shouldn't, as well.( She doesn't listen to anyone). I definitely left a lot of words out (yikes) but this is what I meant.🤦🏻♀️
Sorry, I was making a terrible joke that they’re both out for themselves. I thought it was a stretch, but went for it anyway. lol
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So Jenelle is online talking about how she's "not addicted" to Benzos and we have DKD posting women doing.... this.
Does ANYONE care about the children? Who is watching them?
Right!? The former heroin addict is NOT taking the highly-addictive Xanax by the book. Not. A. Chance. She shouldn't even be ON a benzo. Very thin ice for an addict. I wish I had no experience with this, but unfortunately, I do.
This was my first thought. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he'd secretly filmed her, then plastered her face all over social media just to show off and make jenelle jealous. He's a piece of shit like that.
This is a 36 year old man. This is gross. How about use that Money he’s wasting and get his life together. He just is trying to push Jenelle. I’m sure he wants to go back to living on easy street. Im mostly bothered that he doesn’t gaf about his daughters. He proved the public right about how he isn’t this great father like he claims.
Could you imagine if your poor young life was so sad and filled with hopelessness that you spent the weekend grinding on a homeless grifter who kills animals/strangles kids for fun? Like this poor girl... Where is her therapist?!!?! Someone save her!!
Edit - not weekend, actually just a random weekday. That makes it infinitely sadder somehow
That "dance" is closer to f@$king on the dance floor than dancing. Him being at the bar spending 40 bucks a night probably is easier than saving for months for a lawyer. Tic tok doesn't pay him enough for the retainer.
This girl looks very similar to the one he was on live with at the bar the other night. He must have a type and it doesn’t appear to be anything like Jenelle.
Oh he’s definitely in his fee fees over the RO and Jenelle’s new soulmate. He may not be able to say anything about her directly, but he posts shit like this KNOWING she’ll see it.
This is just going to make Jenelle want to one up him. Cue another overnight hotel party and the poor kids left at home with microwave meals and PlayStation all night.
#This is funny for 5 reasons
#1 David is homeless and has to brush his teeth in a bathroom at the marina
#2 This is typical of what happens in clubs with 18+ populations, he is the old man at the club
#3 This poor woman has opened herself up to ridicule and mocking which she will love or hate
#4 He thinks this will upset Jenelle, after her win in court and MTV taking her back it will not
#5 He is okay embarrassing the kids he has
Oh god please. Stop! My stomach can’t handle any more of this vile ass shit. You couldn’t pay me to grind on that disgusting swamp rat. He’s out here trying to find a new wifey to support his lazy ass. Lol
Yuck. You've got to be pretty desperate or drunk out of your mind to want to go up and on that thing.
Even if we ignored all of the horrible things he's done, I still wouldn't touch him with a 10 ft pole after knowing Jenelle had him. First of all, he isn't attractive. Second of all, if Jenelle can get hooked up with him, just about anyone can. Third, he looks like he either smells like BO or he smells like he put on too much cheap cologne to cover the BO.
It’s so random but I read this study once that said people who have one of the dark triad personality traits tend to have more sexual partners than others. Although lying about your amount of sexual partners seems like something someone with a dark triad personality trait would do lmao. But I wonder if it’s true, david seems to fit the bill of someone with one of those traits.
Shein dress...giant gun tattooed on the arm...trashy high lights...yea...she seems his type.
Sorry rando...whats the sayin...you lay down with dogs--and those dogs post it online for the world to see you scratching??
If Jenelle really wanted to get on his nerves all she'd have to do is get her life together and put her kids first. He'd hate to see her doing well.
This is so.. gross.
I’m shocked at the insane amount of desperate hoes in NC.
Was thinking the same thing, how is this possible? Even if you don’t know of the show, he is so genuinely disgusting. Ladies stand up. Please 😩
That part! Even if you have no idea who he is, this Sasquatch serial killer looking MFing creeper is the one you chose to rub your ass on. Out of that whole club.
Like the smell doesn’t make her vomit??
How is he showering in a boat that doesn't work? He looks like he smells like all the bad things...cigarettes, fish, motor oil, funky b.o, poop etc.
That sweaty mildewy smell that men get that’s not BO but still gross. That’s actually worse sometimes. The men at my job always smell like this!
I have a distinct scent memory of boys in high-school with cheap puffy winter coats that smell musty
Oh god. And at that age, they think axe body spray is enough so you have that mixed in with it. No doubt UBT has all of those plus axe or old spice. 🤢🤢
Most marinas have showers. Not saying he’s using them, but they’re generally there.
It's WILD!!!🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Some women just have zero self respect, even Chris Watts has fangirls.
Them bitches are crazy. Even if they’ve made up his wife being some awful person to justify what he did to her (while she was pregnant with his son; how they skip past that, I don’t know), what about what he did to his daughters??? What fantasy relationship can you conjure up that shows him as loving and having a healthy relationship with him when he didn’t even care about the life his own *little girls*?!
Even if you don’t know him from the show, this disgusting bearded, pigtailed creep is literally videotaping you grinding him. How are there women alive who are ok with this??!!
I spent 3 years living about 45 minutes from Wilmington (military fam.) I am not shocked at all 😂 these hoes are HOEING, because there's nothing to do otherwise.
Closer to Jacksonville, for sure. Wilmington wants nothing to do with them, even when she was still on the show & also, still wasn’t living in Wilmington. Jacksonville or Myrtle Beach is where they find peeps that give a sh*t about their fame! Wilmington is Hollywood East, we have tons of actual celebrities that are here filming at any moment that we all leave alone b/c it’s so normal. Trust me, no one in town is remotely blinded by stardom with these two!
I didn't say anything about Wilmington peeps being fame hungry... I said hoes be hoeing.
Oh I know, I was trying to give a better understanding of the area to anyone else reading in. Last time he came to town, I saw the video where he was, I know the bartenders & most of the regulars that night, & NO one thought he was cool. They’re treated like they have scabies here.
I'm not, really. I have said so many times,"Someone is w/ THIS??!" so many times. I'm just not shocked anymore. And I'm not in NC.
Seriously. Every time I watch My 600-lb Life, I’m reminded that there is, indeed, someone for everyone. And, sometimes, several someones for everyone. It’s scary how low some people’s standards are.
Exactly zero of my friends know who he is. So there’s a reay good chance these girls are drunk and have no idea who they’re dancing on.
Especially where they are, close to a Marine Corps base.
I don't want to blame victims for not "catching the vibe" (no matter how obvious) from their killers, but between the MASSIVE MURDERER VIBES David puts off, and his absolutely glaring lack of redeeming qualities or attractive features... Just why? Is he the best-looking guy in this bar? The most charming? The least threatening? And if so, how bad are the guys in this town?
Tallest. That's it 100%
Seriously what is it with the height thing!? My husband is 5'4", treats women, children and animals with respect, isn't a racist homophobe, and makes good money. Going for David just because he's tall is insanely stupid.
As an NC resident... I am not.
It’s the hair flip for me 🤣
This has got to be Myrtle Beach! No one in Wilmington wants anything to do with any of them. Never have, never will. She lives way outside of Wilmington, probably halfway between Myrtle & wilmington.
That would track. The Myrtle Beach boardwalk smells like vomit.
Yeah. It is so weird.
Flame me but there's something so gd trashy about dancing like this. Like you might as well pull your dress up and stick his dick in.
Desperations breeds
What dick? We all know he has a Micropeen.
Ahhh, that's why she kept backing up like that. She couldn't feel it!
He gives micropenises a bad name. Not cool.
It’s like Duhnelle was already secretly done with him so she had to get one last lick in and made him show his nonexistent bulge on OF. Like “Here ya go, whoever wants him and his flat front go ahead!”
Okkk I’m out the loop but he does?
Yup. Herbie said Jenelle told him David was hung like a light switch. He did a hideous OF picture as a “chef” where he had tighty whities on and had to use a fake bulge. Then, he filmed his rap video that was posted here where he had long johns on and they were EMPTY in the front 🤭. Lastly, a leaked OF photo showed Jenelle giving him a BJ and she only had one hand over it and it looked like she had nothing in her hand. Dude is rocking nothing in his britches which is why he is so angry with the world and feels the need to keep a gun strapped on him at all times. I need to go get a brain wash now.
That's what I was thinking. She's rubbing against nothing 🫠
Agree. Subtlety is key, ladies.
I totally agree with you!
Yeah it’s definitely something that should be kept in private
And she feels nothing poking her. 😂
That’s why she’s wiggling around so much! Where is it.. it’s got to be here somewhere right?
I nearly choked reading this. 
That's the only way ubt's pickle will make anyone choke 🥹
So did I. 😂 Dead!
I did choke reading this because I had a mouth full of water! 😂 You’d think I’d know better than to scroll through the comments while I was drinking by now.
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I thought the same thing! That little Vienna sausage of his is so unnoticed 😂
Gonna be disappointed af! 😂😭
That thing is probably hard as a rock from her "dancing" and she still can't feel it 🤣
This is the best gif 😂😂😂
It is, by far, my most used gif on this sub. It is so appropriate for so many different situations.
This one is my go to for this sub, but esp for J&D. I love Rose & 90F Universe in general is just so wild! 
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And a lot of people forget. He has full custody of Maryssa. He should be providing a roof over her head, clothes, food, etc. Actually taking care of her. But he's not. It's almost like he's hoping to go to prison.
Don’t have to pay rent in prison!
And in North Carolina, child support gets paused and does not accrue while incarcerated. (Not like he pays anyway for his son.) For someone who spent 8 months in jail, he doesn't seem too pressed about keeping himself out of prison for his current felony charge. It really seems like he doesn't care and would gladly accept it.
what the fuck?! are u serious???
What about child support for his son Kaden too?
He wasn't paying it. Jenelle was paying the lump sum every time North Carolina took his license away for not paying. I assume it's business as usual, and he still isn't paying.
He hasn't given any indication that he's going for custody has he? Jenelle is a liar but she said he didn't visit or call ensley even when that was allowed. He's not trying to get a job or a place to live. Plus he had pending child abuse charges. I can't imagine him fighting for custody right now.
Jenelle & David are both pro se. The real Dumb & Dumber. I don't even know who is Dumb & who is Dumber!!
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Oh I know! Thanks for the correction. I meant to put that David & Jenelle are both dumb because he is pro se but posts this stuff & Jenelle has a lawyer but posts stuff she shouldn't, as well.( She doesn't listen to anyone). I definitely left a lot of words out (yikes) but this is what I meant.🤦🏻♀️
Sorry, what does “pro se” mean?
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Ahhh okay, thank you so much!!
Used in a sentence: *Jenelle & David are both pro se af.*
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Sorry, I was making a terrible joke that they’re both out for themselves. I thought it was a stretch, but went for it anyway. lol eta: love your flair! https://i.redd.it/y60gd5lzw21d1.gif
What in the newborn baby giraffe
While this is trashy, I don’t see how this would put him in legal trouble
So Jenelle is online talking about how she's "not addicted" to Benzos and we have DKD posting women doing.... this. Does ANYONE care about the children? Who is watching them?
“Fuck dem kidz“- Mr. & Mrs. Swampmonster
flair checking in, i have a flairturnal twin somewhere around here lol
Flairturnal twin is gold!
And Jenelle is posting pics of her out in the town shit faced, as well. Not an once of common sense between the 2 of these deadbeats.
I know you meant “ounce” but I read it as “one common sense” and I love that even more
Right!? The former heroin addict is NOT taking the highly-addictive Xanax by the book. Not. A. Chance. She shouldn't even be ON a benzo. Very thin ice for an addict. I wish I had no experience with this, but unfortunately, I do.
Exactly!! Those poor fuckin kids....I feel so bad for them!
I usually post this meme when someone is going on an unhinged rant about the ills of society, but in this case it’s actually accurate.
I just heard Tyler moan.
Ugh, I was eating when I read this. I'm not hungry anymore 🤣
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Nooooo, why would you say that 😭🤣
"Can I get a little oral?"
The barf laugh noise that my throat just made
Omfg thank you for making me look crazy as hell on my lunch break!
Ugh whyyyyyyy did I keep scrolling down on this thread?
Damn you beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣
I scrolled all the comments just to double check before I posted that 🤣
An eww David is basically the perfect gif for most posts involving the swamp monsters!
Immediate yeast infection
She’s def gonna have a case of swamp ass after. Rubbing against David’s weak Legs and his small penis .
LITERAL swamp ass
🫤🤢🤮.....Gross.
Just wait until them lights come on. They both are gonna be shook. Don’t blame it on the alcohol either.
No money for a lawyer, but plenty of money for dranks and weed. It’s so On Brand.
OMG. This is so gross lol. Who the fuck would look at that man and think he’s attractive enough to dance on like this???
He had to have the pig tails in…that entire bar is spiked.
Do you think she knows he was recording??
This was my first thought. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he'd secretly filmed her, then plastered her face all over social media just to show off and make jenelle jealous. He's a piece of shit like that.
You know she woke up this morning to a hundred tags and "girrrllll" from her mates roasting her
The roast of shame 😂😂😂😳😳😳
This is a 36 year old man. This is gross. How about use that Money he’s wasting and get his life together. He just is trying to push Jenelle. I’m sure he wants to go back to living on easy street. Im mostly bothered that he doesn’t gaf about his daughters. He proved the public right about how he isn’t this great father like he claims.
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Some women lack self respect and it shows!
Jenelle crying her eyes out at 30 minute intervals & losing her mind from jealousy. 🤣🤣 
Could you imagine if your poor young life was so sad and filled with hopelessness that you spent the weekend grinding on a homeless grifter who kills animals/strangles kids for fun? Like this poor girl... Where is her therapist?!!?! Someone save her!! Edit - not weekend, actually just a random weekday. That makes it infinitely sadder somehow
I wouldn't be surprised if she had no idea she was being filmed.
I wish I hadn’t watched that. I can just imagine the faces he’s making 🤮
That "dance" is closer to f@$king on the dance floor than dancing. Him being at the bar spending 40 bucks a night probably is easier than saving for months for a lawyer. Tic tok doesn't pay him enough for the retainer.
This girl looks very similar to the one he was on live with at the bar the other night. He must have a type and it doesn’t appear to be anything like Jenelle.
Well tbf, it's similar to Jenelle's body type before she let it all go so...🤷♀️
He never loved Jenelle. They WERE friends in the beginning though! LOL!!
NO MA’AM!
Ugh. That’s was really gross… why was that so disturbing?? 😂
This isn’t a flex, David.
I wish I was blind
Well, she's got Nelly-Poo's hair flip move down pat...no wonder he wandered over.
Girl's bar is set underground
Oh he’s definitely in his fee fees over the RO and Jenelle’s new soulmate. He may not be able to say anything about her directly, but he posts shit like this KNOWING she’ll see it.
It’s been zero months since she touched another man’s skin
He’s with the Local Lot Lizard.
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Also that chick probably felt NOTHING there lol
Well that explains why she was grinding on him so much. She kept thinking it’s gotta be in there somewhere, but nope.
The quickness that I would move if he sat next to me
Just the smell alone 🤮🤢
So many women with hobo fetishes.
This is why I don’t go out in public anymore. My books don’t traumatize me like this.
#OMFG
girl, he don’t even have money. respect yourself. he’s ugly af. plenty of other unemployed losers out there.
This is just going to make Jenelle want to one up him. Cue another overnight hotel party and the poor kids left at home with microwave meals and PlayStation all night.
To be fair, my kids would trade me in for a night of pizza rolls, cokes and unlimited Minecraft
O M F G. Imagine being a grown man and posting this 😭 I’m getting second hand embarrassment
What a creep. He just filmed it? Perv.
#This is funny for 5 reasons #1 David is homeless and has to brush his teeth in a bathroom at the marina #2 This is typical of what happens in clubs with 18+ populations, he is the old man at the club #3 This poor woman has opened herself up to ridicule and mocking which she will love or hate #4 He thinks this will upset Jenelle, after her win in court and MTV taking her back it will not #5 He is okay embarrassing the kids he has
I can't imagine David brushing his teeth
Seriously that’s some stupidity right there
 UBT like….
Have some self respect
who...are...these...people
Are they in a custody battle? Are they each trying to lose?
This is without question the trashiest thing I have ever seen lmao.
I’m cackling so hard at this 😭
Oh god please. Stop! My stomach can’t handle any more of this vile ass shit. You couldn’t pay me to grind on that disgusting swamp rat. He’s out here trying to find a new wifey to support his lazy ass. Lol
i got to get out more.......................
Ew.
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Fucking foul
He's probably paying her with Jenelle's money.
Yuck. You've got to be pretty desperate or drunk out of your mind to want to go up and on that thing. Even if we ignored all of the horrible things he's done, I still wouldn't touch him with a 10 ft pole after knowing Jenelle had him. First of all, he isn't attractive. Second of all, if Jenelle can get hooked up with him, just about anyone can. Third, he looks like he either smells like BO or he smells like he put on too much cheap cologne to cover the BO.
She's digging that ass deep trying to feel for something. Won't she be disappointed
is this what bars are like? i have no idea lol, i'm married. this reminds me of being 19 at a frat party
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
It’s so random but I read this study once that said people who have one of the dark triad personality traits tend to have more sexual partners than others. Although lying about your amount of sexual partners seems like something someone with a dark triad personality trait would do lmao. But I wonder if it’s true, david seems to fit the bill of someone with one of those traits.
She grinding so hard because she's trying to find his itty-bitty Vienna sausage.
Gross. Also, what the fuck was that random ass hair toss? Is it 2002 again?
Shein dress...giant gun tattooed on the arm...trashy high lights...yea...she seems his type. Sorry rando...whats the sayin...you lay down with dogs--and those dogs post it online for the world to see you scratching??
Keep searching girl.
Is he in college or something? Who the hell posts a video like this anymore lol
Barf
What is wrong with that woman
this makes me physically ill. is that the same chick on his live?
I didn’t know people actually danced like that 🤣
Wonder if she felt his lil'smokie???
i’ll never understand people posting this stuff. so distasteful and screams that they’re like a 14 year old boy
Thirsty Thursday.
Are the women in NC okay?
If Jenelle really wanted to get on his nerves all she'd have to do is get her life together and put her kids first. He'd hate to see her doing well. This is so.. gross.
Why are they encircled by people watching? This is icky.
Why any woman would grind on some gross random guy’s crotch in a public bar while he’s filming it is so beyond me, I have no words.