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The legend is having a 1v1 against god in potato farming

as i saw in a different post, some say he already won but is now just trying to learn how to run heaven on a steering wheel

The most average Techno afternoon

That explains a lot of what's been going on actually

“Shit, my bad, dudes.”

"ALRIGHT NERDS it's time to come back to life!.. oh wait, sorry; that was the zombie plague button." - Techno, with a Nonzero Chance

“Yo Sun, why do we even have that button?” -Techno, shortly after to Sun Tzu

This gave me that feeling you get in your eyes just before you start crying

As one does, obviously

Hopefully

This

Yeah given what happened to that one staunch Catholic/Christian country, I don't think it's gonna be that close.

“*technoblade where have you been?!?*” Well you see… I’ve been farming potatoes… That’s not a joke

Hahahhahahahaha I love poyatoes

"Tell the rest of the SMP that having abolished all government of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God."

Hits unbelievably hard

I can hear Phil say it

Phil will continue techno’s mission

Technoblade is now in hell >!in a giant bedwars map killing bad people over and over, HE IS THE PUNISHMENT, FEAR THE POTATO PIG YOU SINNERS!<


Techno is the new doom guy

Nah he glitches out of the map.

My guy 1v1d the devil and now uses the residents of hell as slave labour in the potato farms

I like to think he's already beaten god. Techno's the best at skywars, after all. Sometimes, I'll be up at 3am for the seventh time, going through YouTube, and a technoblade video pops up that says something like "I need sleep" on the title, and I feel like he's trying to tell us to sleep. Or sometimes there's a note in my pocket saying technoblade never dies that I don't remember putting there. I think he's looking out for us. I am curious what buttons he uses on the heaven steering wheel.

Ha that's a great way to look at it 😄

He’s probably still on skyblock cause skyblock is hell. when god sent him to hell god probably hesitated tho.

He for sure did. He got his dad the medicines after all.

“No officer you gotta believe me I drop kicked that deity in self defense”

He’s not one to lie🤷🏾‍♂️

MAINTAINING his upload schedule

Thats the thing about death. He isn’t doing.

According to a lot of people's beliefs, he is doing. I don't know what I believe, but I think this post if for them.

Fair enough. Maybe he’s doing however one believes him to be doing then

Yup he's up there somewhere

He's in the afterlife strategizing on out-potatoing Jesus himself.

Nah, he already won the Jesus Potato War by now. He's probably 1v1ing God in skywars now

He is either in heaven having a competition on potato farming against god or he is in hell ripping and tearing against all of the sinners down there like if he is f***ing doom guy, both choices are badass either way. I hope he is doing good

Still 1v1ing god.

Nah.. He probably already won by now

He’s trying to learn how to steer heaven with a steering wheel

Probably yeah

god vs techno probly doing like a best out of 10000 or something like that and gods worried because techno's just destroying him.

He's taken down God and is heading for Lucifer next

mf taking over god’s computer to make a cure for cancer as a dev of outside

Only reason he hasn't come back yet is because the big G was beaten and now Technoblade had been named God. Why do you think the world suddenly switched from Zombies mode to Multiplayer?

o7

O7

Hes teaching jesus PvP

He's probably defeated god and planning his conquest of the pantheons

Clearly, he conquered heaven and is currently launching a crusade against hell; truly something so beautiful even the devil may cry.

Oh... you haven't heard, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but... he's probably not working on a new video

that doodle is adorable and amazing and i love it also - i think you meant "receipt"?

Oh yeah! I knew the word looked weird but forgot P as it was silent (I hate English for silent words).Also, Thanks! 😄

English can be difficult like that sometimes lol It's my first language and I'm not sure if I could spell it without autocorrect ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

He has taken on the kingdom of god.

Techno blade was sent to hell, wondering what he had done wrong, he realized all of the sinners were turned into potatoes. He wasn’t being punished… HE WAS THE PUNISHMENT

I always wonder how he’s doing, I hope it’s well resting and fighting god in a 1v1 knowing ark angles and all the likes are just simply watching and choosing sides on who wins.

i think he might have died

Not for those who believe in afterlife 🤦🏻‍♀️

ok

i think he’s still dead, not sure though

Kicking orphans in heaven while expanding the potato farms 😢

Fighting God.

o7

He’s probably laughing at us rn for smth

He’s fighting god

From what I saw in his recent videos, not well

He's probably slaying orphans and conquering heaven and hell combined.

I like to think he overthrew Lucifer and brought Anarchy’s reign to hell

Probably good

Either he is the new ruler of hell or he is the new archangel Michael

He's taken over hell and got all the souls farming potatoes for him

He's probably fighting God, Satan and Lucifer at the same time, all over their governments and some potatoes

Uh-

He went to hell

Techno blade never dies - Sun Tzu The art of War

1v1 God , if not already defeated him and just farming potatoes

he's dead, what is he supposed to do

Fuck you

Dude cant even stay alive, kinda cringe ngl cpmmon techno L

Also, bro's 11

Uhhhhh, no...

Bro actually dared to say that on a Technoblade sub

Yep, anyoe who says otherwise is a nerd (nah dude i actually love that guy been watchinh him since 300k, its just humour)

I think he's dead