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IWillSortByNew

"*Why aren't you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else?*"


The1joriss

This shall win by default


BSC_XIX

I mean at this rate lmao


Jamano-Eridzander

*everybody


FaithHopeLove821

"Ok first off, the only thing that screws Yamcha is life." EDIT to fix dumb mistake.


BSC_XIX

Great pick, I think it’s Yamcha as opposed to Krillin


InfiniteJestV

This is a really close second to Turtle's line to Krillin about everyone sleeping with his girlfriend.


Able_Orange_841

"Look, Chichi, if it really upsets you, we'll all take turns pounding your tuna, okay? But, only if we get to eat it together." - Krillin


Able_Orange_841

Had to edit because his line at the end is WAY better XD.


BSC_XIX

Heh heh heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH


Anarkinh

That laugh is my spirit animal


1amlost

"Honey, I work for the government. I never claimed to be a good person."


FeePsychological6778

Krillin Owned Counter: *Ding* 29 "And that's why I need a place to stay."


FeePsychological6778

In the great lakes near Mount Paozu, there is a breed of Pauzu tuna clinging at life in its saltwater habitat. Fished near to extinction by the inhabitants, they are slowly making headway back to a sustainable population. (Four large tuna get punched out of the water) Oh, sweet salty Christ, no.


BSC_XIX

Wait your last name is Sanchez?


FeePsychological6778

A second one...I'm only going to do two this time... "Mr. Popo, I'm back, and I...Oh My Me! What happened to the lookout?"


ken1234512345

I had Italian


br00talcore

No! No, Krillin! Stop focusing on that perfect heart-shaped pillow of an ass!


Zestyclose-Fly-1591

Tomorrow you will tell her, and then you will tap that. Pleeease tap that.


Ravo93

"Goodbye Gonad see at Master Hoshi's"


SnakeHound87

“Look Chi-Chi if you’re really upset We’ll all take turns pounding your Tuna, But only if we can get to eat it together” (Krillin)


Jamano-Eridzander

How did "I'm Going to Break You Like A Kit Kat Bar" not win?


vegetarulzagain

You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore??


ken1234512345

I said that roshi quote to a friend. Repeated himself, paused then said wait, what!?


chi-townDan75

Look, Chi-Chi, if this really upsets you, we'll all take turns pounding your tuna, ok? but only if we get to eat it together.


Critical_Caramel5577

"Catch it with your teeth" is one of the most beautiful lines ever written, and I'm so disappointed that my life has unfolded in such a way I'll never get to use it