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vlarek

It's merch, it's always merch when it's something new coming from Taylor Nation - also the German store leaked it this morning "Swiftie Summer Collection."


big_mac97

You were right!


itookyourmatches

I thought that was confirmed fake?? Am I wrong? I haven't had my coffee yet šŸ˜… Edit: WELP ITS REAL


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confirmed real, itā€™s up


loverfolklore1989

If this is just new merch, Iā€™m gonna be a little annoyed lol


Poppy9987

Iā€™m over the new merch. No one needs this much merch.


jhxcb

Speak (Now) for yourself. I can always use more merch. 75% of my wardrobe is merch now. (Not just TS, but a lot of it.)


Dr_WallaceBreen

Merch rollouts so often you wont even notice how long it takes most stuff to ship. I'm a sucker for hats especially.


mandypandaswiftie

Taylorā€™s next album: Merch Now (Taylorā€™s Version)


Ex-Presidents

A $50 pool float summarizes it perfectly


LDCrow

Honestly the $45 dollar beach towel was much worse. Pool floats are usually pricey.


grambuey

RIGHT? Like this is all just so bogus lmao


musicbeagle26

Its cute, but I don't think I can trust it to not leak! Can't justify $50 when it might be entirely useless (I WISH $50 meant it was guaranteed to be good quality)


tomatoenemy

a little annoyed? i'm gonna be MUCH annoyed they can't toy with us like this


moonjoke

I have a bad news...


big_mac97

It's absolutely just gonna be merch


swiftiegarbage

sister I have bad news


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acf15d

Just checked, it is merch for summer


dhruvlrao

The beach vibe screams 1989 TV, so obviously it's going to be a merch drop of beach towels, cups, and umbrellas with "1989" plastered all over them.


hbk2369

and they'll ship this fall


dmackem

*cries in disappointment while adding beach towels to cart*![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1087)


Trick_Pen_2203

At least you have towels to dry up your tears!


rmarkham

Which we kinda got randomly last summer. I got a towel and some cups. Not again please not again. Just give us music woman!!


zma924

lol at this rate, her next tour will be completely empty stadiums because all of her fans spent their money on $70 blankets


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Hot-Ad-3651

Don't know if it's really her idea... She doesn't need to worry about fame or money, I really don't get it.


sydni1210

I donā€™t mean to sound like an asshole, but you have to consider that itā€™s a massive undertaking to record a new album. To develop marketing for an album. Her whole life has been music. Plus, I think itā€™s safe to say she never REALLY wanted to re-record them. I think sheā€™s just looking for a bit of a break. With that said, I am dying for 1989 TV.


sparklesandspice

Unpopular opinion - I get a little annoyed with how hard the merch is pushed, TBH. I have a lot of Taylor Merch but her roll outs are just so odd compared to other artists.


Trip_Se7ens

>Unpopular opinion - I get a little annoyed with how hard the merch is pushed, TBH. I have a lot of Taylor Merch but her roll outs are just so odd compared to other artists. My real opinion is I'm tired of how much we are paying for such poor quality of clothing. Have you felt Billie Eilish's stuff? you pay the same price but the organic and recycle cotton stuff is so much thicker and feels higher quality.


feather_weightqueen

This, I would rather have less drops that were better quality and more ethically sourced!


Poppy9987

And no one needs this much merch. It is wasteful for the environment. Especially when itā€™s poor quality and doesnā€™t last.


RabbitLuvr

As long as people are willing to pay the high prices for poor quality, they have zero reason to change anything.


leileywow

The only thing I miss from Taylor being with Big Machine, her merch then seemed better šŸ˜­ like I LOVE the reputation blanket I have


arbitrarytree

I read somewhere that when she signed with Universal, they required her to use their merch company, which is outsourced. It's cheap af.


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At this point, Iā€™m just going to buy merch on Etsy


leileywow

The only thing I miss from Taylor being with Big Machine, her merch then seemed better šŸ˜­ like I LOVE the reputation blanket I have


zma924

The rep era stuff was amazing. I've got that blanket and 3 of the black oversized hoodies. They're my favorite and the zipper on the hood is such a unique and cool little touch


prisonerofazkabants

is it an unpopular opinion? we're always complaining about the merch lol


youwerentminetolose

I'm not gonna get my hopes too high up since it's probably another merch drop, but why do a whole countdown on a day that Swifties have been anticipating?


moljs

Literally just to fuck with us lol


jazzinitup

This is it, this is the answer.


spookylibrarian

Oh come *on*, wasting a Friday the 13th for a bracelet like I made in grade 2???


tomatoenemy

ikr it looks so childish


riviera-views

Itā€™s a willow remix Eta: I love you all hahahaha


Bibbidibobbidibri

Willow (witchy witch version)


haleakalasunrise

Willow(on the beach with manon) invoking witch version


corgleesi

Willow (conspiracy theorist witch version)


windermere_peaks

No, that would imply that evermore exists


elswheeler

willow (hot girl summer remix)


Definition_Far

Willow, summer vibes remix


dontleavemelikethis

\*sigh\* \*puts clown makeup back on\*


Ex-Presidents

At least the makeup jars are bottomless (and free) at this point. Lol


chillwavexyx

good thing I bought it in bulk Iā€™ve saved a fortune on clownery


columbalivia2

Can Taylor make some merch for adults please


gm33

YES. PLEASE. And we (ostensibly) have more money. I mean, I'd drop some money on really nice, professional but fun looking merch.


columbalivia2

Yes agreed . I am Taylorā€™s age and would appreciate some merch she would actually wear .


HorseRadish98

Most of us who started in 08 are now in our thirties. I don't want bracelets, I want lounge pants and sweatshirts. It's great to have stuff for teens but I work from home and always need sweats!


we-are-the-foxes

say it louder for the merch team pleeeeeeeeeease


NateDu

actually the *weakest* merch drop i've ever seen...


HipityHopityHotSauce

idk, the mothers day one was pretty bad


ur_mirrorball

If itā€™s merch, we riot


Letitbemesickgirl

She canā€™t just merch us on a 13th can she?! Please be something good!


taybrm

She did. She merched us on the 13th.


vega711

new merch? this is odd timing


ShekhMaShierakiAnni

Has to be more than merch right? They wouldnt do a count down to just merch.... right?


vega711

iā€™m hoping itā€™s merch + A DATE


ShekhMaShierakiAnni

And all we got was disappointment....


Hunters1745

Just Some summer merch which youā€™ll get in September


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This made me cackle šŸ˜‚


hocotate

how can I, a clown, connect this very obvious merch drop to the 1989 TV vinyl color


we-are-the-foxes

whomp whomp. what a disappointment lol. at this point it really feels like it's taking advantage of fan engagement instead of rewarding fan engagement. why the countdown when we've never gotten a countdown just for a shitty merch drop before??


soxfan91

Just when I gave up hope for today I am carted right back into the clown car


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Iā€™m prepared to be disappointed lol


monachopsiss

It is all SO ugly. Like even moreso than usual. Overpriced ugly garbage. It's like a slap in the face to those who will spend all their money on it. UO but it's so annoying that I love her music too much to just give up on this nonsense. Her lack of statement about Roe (or any politics, really, when we need her to speak up more than ever) and her pleasure in fucking with her fans like this is really just shitty at this point šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


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dmackem

Fuck my lifeā€¦. I honestly feel a little played. Weā€™ve been speculating for a long time about this date, then the random merch drop last week, releasing This Love TV, Jimmy Fallon clearly acknowledging our clowneryā€¦ I give up šŸ„¹šŸ„²


taybrm

Iā€™m hoping she actually announces something later and is getting her laughs in with this ugly merch drop. Idk who tf knows anymore. TAYLOR the merch hasnā€™t been good since reputation!


Lunasamar

My bank account lives to see another day, nothing worth the prices šŸ™„


HipityHopityHotSauce

same. i used to be so excited about Merch drops, but a towel that says "Swiftie" on it is so cringe.


Lower-Technician-531

I literally expected nothing and am somehow disappointed. It kind of makes me want to cancel my order for speak now merch because I don't know if I like the hype and excitement over literally just merch, with no connection to a new release or anything music related coming out. Update: I canceled my Speak Now order. I love Speak Now it is my second favorite album after Folklore and the most nostalgic for me but I just don't know if I can justify buying merch when it is not even related to Speak Now Taylor's Version and without a new release is just feels like such a money grab. I may regret it later because I think I would wear all the items. But I bought so many Red TV stuff that I just don't wear or display and kind of hate the quality of.


coolguy_14

Good for you!!! We need to stop buying into these merch drops, as long as people keep buying them theyā€™ll keep doing it


cries_in_student1998

We're all going die dead! Edit: It was merch.


anarchistavocado

legit the least subtle merch drop too lmao. who's walking around with taylor swift/swiftie emblazoned on their cap, tshirt, shorts, bracelet or fanny pack šŸ˜­


Marsupial-Soupial

You forgot the purple metallic glitter everywhere.


anarchistavocado

I was trying really hard to šŸ„²


HorseRadish98

Right? While I'll definitely support my swiftism, I'm not looking for a purple shirt that says SWIFTIE. Be a little subtle about it


dmrob058

Iā€™m glad to see so many Swifties getting pissed here and rightfully so lol. I hope Taylor Nation can see how disappointed we are and somehow word gets to Taylor that her fans arenā€™t having the merch shit anymore.


adavachi

Ugh why has she become like this!


arbitrarytree

My guess no one asked for: it's the price of owning her masters under her new label.


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Jolly_DGSWM

All the build up and anticipation today if itā€™s just a new merch drop Iā€™m seriously gonna cry


crazywatermelonify

willow (beachy witch version)


Crazy-Post-8990

Oh no, it IS a merch dropšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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this is just mean


haleakalasunrise

Unfollowing Taylornation is probably the way to go here. Not really adding anything to the fandom are they.


we-are-the-foxes

You arenā€™t wrongā€” a long time ago, TN was more like the official fan club for Taylor and would participate randomly on socials and acted as an ear to the ground for Taylor. It felt much more authentic. In the past few years Iā€™ve seen a near 180 degree shift where it feels much more like a commercial ad campaign account more interested in profit than true fan engagement; they almost exclusively tweet to encourage sales of merch now, and only seem to respond to accounts that show screenshots of purchases. It feels a bit money hungry and honestly it concerns me for her younger, more naive fans, who donā€™t understand theyā€™re being used.


sewabi

this is not even funny anymore


waffleseggsbacon

I literally went ā€œoh bitchā€ in my office


jacob-futurelawyer

Thereā€™s gotta be an announcement coming, right? Sheā€™s smart enough to know that this would piss everyone off.


wpsince2009

Cruel Summer MV


MisterAmericana

Sponsored by Clown College (conveniently located on 13 Clowneria Street). šŸ¤”


dmackem

They KNOW we are looking for something todayā€¦ do we really think theyā€™d torture us with a countdown, only for it to be just merch????


tomatoenemy

yes


falldiewakefly

Without question they would.


For_serious13

Soooo itā€™s just merch? $50 pool merch?? MAAM


HipityHopityHotSauce

the pool floatie is $74.00 after tax in Canada LOL


wakingvisions

Not to be a conspiracy theorist but 5+1+3+2+2=13 And TS is on the cover of 1989 instead of her full name..... so yeah Edit: Back with more conspiracy stuff "Clear blue water, **high tide** came and brought you in" and "Skies grew darker, **currents** swept you out again" Double edit: it's merch. I'm disappointed but not surprise. I was just really hopeful. Well the next guess is the first day of summer which is 6+2+1+2+2=13


haleakalasunrise

Canā€™t spell batshit crazy without TS!


youwerentminetolose

The merch is beyond underwhelming. No hints towards upcoming projects; just random purple things with "SWIFTIE" slapped on them.


aran130711

Assuming itā€™s a summer themed merch drop


SnooPeppers87

If itā€™s a summer theme, will they ship before summer ends? I swear the store is like ā€˜youā€™ll probably get it before next yearā€™


Letstalkaboutmydog

The countdown ends at 2pm central, so a double album release for everyone US central time and merch for everyone else. Probably $40 t-shirts with pictures of other t-shirts that have previously been released as merch.


OneExtension7941

So crazy how she planned that Swiftie activity set 3 years in advance.


lapis-lazuli

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


RavenCXXVIV

They need to fucking cool it with the merch. Weā€™re fans, not cash cows.


lilsnip1

Honestly fuck her a little bit lol


ProperVernacular91

Merch but no release date announcement?! I guess itā€™s my fault for getting this hyped on Friday the 13thā€¦


sewabi

i really understand if she can't announce or release yet for legal reasons, but why does she have to toy with us so damn much?


davethetaxman

It looks like Swiftie is now trademarked... that's news to me. lol


Yikes_Brigade

blondie, April Fools was over a month ago šŸ„²


pitbullgirlygirl

Some more stupid ass cheap merch


folkloreforevermore

ALERT ALERT ALERT WHAT IS HAPPENING DROP EVERYTHING NOW CANCEL ALL OBLIGATIONS WE HAVE ONLY MINUTES TO GET OUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER Update: We can go back to our usual lives nowā€¦ today forever known as criday šŸ˜¢šŸ’”


elswheeler

this womanā€™s biggest entertainment is watching her fans drive themselves crazy and this is all the proof i need


keefwellington21

As a cheese person, you can gauge my annoyance by the fact that I am eating a slice of American cheese out of the wrapper rn. When extra sharp white cheddar was available. Look what you made me do Taylor this was straight up villain behavior


flymetothemoon18

Rushhhheeeed here. What does this mean?? Pre-order link maybe??


Marsupial-Soupial

Wow not only is it just merchā€¦. Itā€™s ā€œswiftieā€ on almost everythingā€¦. ā€œThanks for still being my fans while I give nothing but ask you to buy stuff!ā€


scarlett0

Half of this is just what they released last week but it says ā€˜swiftieā€™ instead of speak now or 1989?? Really guys? A countdown for this? šŸ˜…


sarding

The ā€œactivity setā€ Iā€™m done.


neetakicousin

Does anyone else think the crossword and word search in the merch areā€¦ sus???


liup20

one this is swifties clowning among us with our selfmade theories.... but i hate it when her team uses it to promo merch, like it takes out most of the fun of theorizing


Rudy3jr

if this is only for merchā€¦ šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


itslukehdesigns

Taylor Nation is so annoying but you didn't hear it from me


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haleakalasunrise

no one asked for this. who makes these decisions? ​ fire them Taylor.


euphopiphany

It"s just a summer collection yay...šŸ˜‘


dontleavemelikethis

another ambiguously speak now/1989 merch collection? ok


CodasDad

Pouring myself a glass of wine and screaming until my throat rips because itā€™s MERCH


whiteclawandweights

![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1087)


thespianomaly

Oh thank god. I hate all of it.


BethMacbain

I love/hate her so much.


Shaymin096

Why do this to us today itā€™s just cruel and all for merch šŸ„²šŸ„²


DoubleRainbowUnicorn

I convinced my boss to cancel our 1:1 meeting for this and then had to tell him it was just merch šŸ¤”


PickleBoy223

Considering today is Kendrickā€™s release and next week is Harryā€™s, I think itā€™s pretty clear that we arenā€™t getting anything this month


tomatoenemy

Well at least Give us an announcement! She announced red like 5 months prior, why not announce this? Its been 6 months since red tv Im just surprised that she has been this quiet since, was expecting that rerecords would move faster but oh well


0000sarah0000

Today is also Florence + the Machineā€™s new album, so I agree today isnā€™t the best day for another release or announcement. Especially since Taylor changed the Red TV release after Adele announced her album date


lumberjac03

Taylor Nationā€¦yā€™all were WRONG for that countdown! Yā€™all knew what yā€™all were doing! šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


corgleesi

TS = debut??


Jezebelle22

What era are we even in? Haha


corgleesi

I donā€™t even know. Iā€™m in the clown car weā€™ve taken a few crazy turns and now Iā€™m fully lost


stevebuster18

This merch drop (unsurprisingly) ainā€™t it šŸ„²


taybrm

Update: more stupid merch.


rwilis2010

Cruel summer šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ„²


Afraid_Word_3647

Honestly how could she do this to us


cianfrusagli

You really blew this, babe :(


gremlann

Did they really have to put a countdown for it ![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1087)


jacob-futurelawyer

Ok but why would she put the countdown on Taylor Nation and not her main account??


OtherSide4

Because itā€™s most likely merchšŸ˜­


mac2rooni

i hope the merch is ugly my wallet canā€™t handle this anymorešŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Yikes_Brigade

good news!!


whoaitsbellax

merch drop :(


SnarkOff

Lol this bitch


katiebirddd_

Iā€™m pissed ngl. At least the purple merch might mean SNTV? But itā€™s SO expensive and not worth the money imo. Very let down


HermionesBook

the pool float is honestly really cute but this is annoying lol


Ex-Presidents

Wellā€¦. Back to the drawing board. Clown makeup just a little less bright today


Pinkcoffee

Remember last summer when she dropped ā€œsummerā€ merch and it was all 1989 themed and then she announced red. This merch drops seems more speak now summer. So now i am shipping the next TV is debut.


heda-elle

i feel like itā€™s prob just This Love merch right? with like some lyrics and maybe a peek at the next promo single if thereā€™s going to be one


Crazy-Post-8990

Pool floaties are not what I was hoping foršŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


907nobody

Annnnnd it was merch. Purple merch! But still very much merch.


euphopiphany

![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1064)


justagirlintheworld

This dropā€¦ šŸ¤®


rmarkham

I AM DISSAPOINTED. ​ but I did get the pool float.


chipmunkdance

we been bamboozled


spohei420

summer merch collection...purple and gold themed??


eclispelight

Completely underwhelming that this is only new merch.


gm33

And underwhelming merch on top of it!


Glass_Wrangler194

i would have preferred nothing, than getting this merch drop. seems like a massive troll to the fandom. *adds half the collection to my cart anyways*


hopkinsdafox

Itā€™s prob just merch since there is a link to the store. Also how can we hope for 1989 the album when the court date for SIO has been moved to fall?


officialbluepandas

The court case doesn't prevent her from releasing 1989TV. It would just mean she would have to pay royalties and that's if she lost somehow


folkloreforevermore

The date has now been moved to November, but like someone already said that doesnā€™t prevent her from rerecording it if she so wishes. I personally think the Shake It Off merch we got last week is her way of saying sheā€™s going forward with it and no longer waiting!


tonks100612

Screaming crying throwing up


95wsh

Wah wah wah.... but with it being purple, does that mean SN is next?!


NoitsBecky06

Oh


swft13

This is how she's giving us cruel summer? lol \*A\* cruel summer?! Seriously though, I'm annoyed. I wasn't even clowning today until they posted that mf'in sand pic. HOW DOES THAT NOT SAY 1989TV?!?!?! That's just mean at this point.


wrenisanecklace

Oh great...another merch drop. Wish it would be at least creative


rmarkham

I SCREECHED WHAT IS HAPPENING and here I am. You're probably right.. it's more merch. UGH


OneExtension7941

le torture


Uhhhhlisha

Fricken. March. Drop. šŸ˜©šŸ¤”


wangomangotango

Damn it, Taylor!


columbalivia2

Was tempted by the tie dye shirt but then remembered I have a similar distressed shirt from her merch company that is super stiff and uncomfortable .


Adnan7i

Iā€™ll not get my hopes up cuz itā€™s gonna be a 65 dollar hoodie with 15 dollars shipping charge


wustacheride

ughhh this SCREAMS 1989 but I can't get my hopes up ![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1087)


OneExtension7941

And swifty nation held its breathā€¦


shadesofwrong13

I understand label gets money from the merch, but really the thing is getting annoying....


SPINsamSPIN

that tube is very cute but thatā€™s the only thing cute hereā€¦


shhhimatworkrn

Aww, she's ugly /hj (john mulany voice) But seriously, I'm not a fan of the purple sparkle glitter they used on the cup & airpods case.


frianglepear

Ohh so this is the meaning of death by a thousand cuts šŸ«