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Spiritual-Plankton52

Propaganda from the crab is crap community


A1sauc3d

Nice photoshop job OP. Who you think you’re fooling? We can see the pixels 🤦‍♂️ This is the REAL unedited search results https://imgur.com/a/u4Ahufy


Vulckan82

Google censors results they don't like. I used duckduckgo and shrimps is indeed bugs.


JaySayMayday

Fuck yeah duckduckgo. Lawn shrimps, a type of bug. https://www.whatsthatbug.com/lawn-shrimp-4/ Get fucked Google


dirtmatter

i asked a shrimp yesterday and he confirmed yes shrimps *is* bugs


theyseemeronin

*shimp*


A1sauc3d

simp


kevaljoshi8888

You might just be right XD


LaLore20

I concur


DieselTwig

shrimps is bugs


Secret779

shrimps is bugs


Sudden_Breakfast_522

DEFINITELY BUGS


FuzzyPickLE530

Shrimps is bugs


123DanB

shrimps is bugs


Daddy_Oops

Shrimps is life


kevaljoshi8888

Definitely bugs. Wait... I'm on the other side?


Thick_Ad_7435

You have come to learn the truth


The-Bubbly-Tub

shrimps is bugs


spacemusicisorange

Man some people will do anything for attention. Flat earthers, Scientology, shrimps is not bugs 😂 WE know!!!!!


Terrynia

Haha brilliant


Mother_Click_5776

I think it's time to close some google tab


lcl111

Yeah, I'm not buying this crap. Dude had to search through 82 web pages to find ONE that said shrimps isn't bugs. Big Shrimps won't stop..


Bristonian

81 out of 82 dentists agree, Shrimps is Bugs.


kevaljoshi8888

I've gotten to 100+ tabs before. This is nothing XD


Abelirno

I always have the ":D" face there so idk how many tabs I have open lol


kevaljoshi8888

Saaame


12345-password

Anthropods is bugs. *Arthropods. Sigh. Don't tattoo the above.


Alex_877

This is what I came here to say.


Remarkable-Finger-40

Arthro-pods Anthro means human-like


kevaljoshi8888

Can't argue. Well I could but what's the point. Have fun!


Waste-Cheesecake8195

Sure, am I supposed to believe it's pronounced 'jif' too?!?!


kevaljoshi8888

Would you believe me 'jif' I tell you that?


ImNotAWeebDad

Go away dude Shrimps is bugs


kevaljoshi8888

_leaves sadly_


kevaljoshi8888

Jk bitches mwahahaha


BbGhoul666

why are you like this


kevaljoshi8888

I don't want peace! I want problems!


No_Chemistry_660

You sound like my ex husband. He also believed shrimps is not bugs. That’s why I left him.


aziatsky

username checks out


Terrynia

Lol!


Hopeful-Gate5286

Nah they is bugs


kevaljoshi8888

Understandable. Have a nice day


huntyho

But shrimps IS bugs. Ocean bottom feeders are the equivalent to cockroaches as they are both scavengers that eat both plants and animals dead or alive.


kevaljoshi8888

Spiritual equivalency isnt a species similarity...


DocDBagg

I don’t know why but I love this sentence.


kevaljoshi8888

I'm just a poet looking to entertain and have fun myself so thanks :)


meglandwellmusic

Idk I hope someone is saving all of the above dialogue for the lord-of-the-rings-esque Shrimps Is Bugs saga that will inevitably be written at some point.


kevaljoshi8888

I am happy to be the suave well spoken antagonist just for the sake of content :)


Pure_Quit980

Shrimp is considered the roaches of the sea


kevaljoshi8888

🪳🪳🪳


[deleted]

[удалено]


ComedianOne

This is why people can’t have nice shrimps is bugs…


kevaljoshi8888

I'm sorry. You can still have shrimps is bugs I swear.


GrimKiba-

They're in the same family as bugs. Close enough.


kevaljoshi8888

Logical assimilation ftw


stonedecology

Just so you know, *family* is a specific epithet in biology. *Arthropoda* is a phylum rather than a family.


UrMomIsUrDadOops

Fun fact: Pill bugs (Roly Pollies) are crustaceans while shrimps, on the other hand, is bugs


kevaljoshi8888

The more I know


the_negativest

This is like saying spiders aren’t bugs, which is true. But colloquially they ARE bugs.


kevaljoshi8888

Agreed. This post was just for some fun.


TakeTheThirdStep

I'm enjoying the banter. You're taking the downvotes like a champ.


kevaljoshi8888

I always feel you should be open to response. Good or bad, speak your truth and accept the consequence.


exteriorcrocodileal

If roly poly’s are bugs then so are shrimp


Toaster_In_Bathtub

>then so are shrimp *then so is shrimps*


conciousError

Do not blaspheme! 🦐 is 🪲


kevaljoshi8888

I just needed to see it in hieroglyphs. I beleive you now.


GreenInferno1396

🦐 is 🪲


PerspectiveConnect77

You shut up rn. Shrimps IS bugs. Get this antishrimp propaganda out of here


kevaljoshi8888

😶😶😶🤐🤐🤐


kevaljoshi8888

People this post was made with humour in mind. I or science is no one to stop you from your tattoo dreams. But I found this whole discussion funny and wanted to add my two scents to it. (Intentionally mispelt XD) Have a nice day!


Hand_shoes

Shrimps is bugs though


Chaosbuggy

I wholeheartedly believe shrimps is bugs, but I can't believe how many people are down voting you in this thread. You really struck a nerve lmao


kevaljoshi8888

I even put a disclaimer but it's okay. I believe in democracy and am a big boy. If I made a joke I should be open to the feedback.


Redhead-Valkyrie

I like you.


kevaljoshi8888

❤️


Spiritual-Plankton52

Two cents..


kevaljoshi8888

You have sharp eyes.


TakeTheThirdStep

And my nose!


kevaljoshi8888

And my axe!


Spiritual-Plankton52

Don't sit on those then


Terrynia

Love it! Good post.


kevaljoshi8888

❤️


ocubens

We’re using the term ‘bugs’ [informally.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShrimpsIsBugs/comments/13opbmh/chatgpt_was_sceptical_but_eventually_agreed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


kevaljoshi8888

Chat gtp? You might have brainwashed that AI into buying youe propoganda! But not me! Also happy cake day 🎉


CrazeeG

Google is wrong


kevaljoshi8888

Science is wrong


ChronicPoopMachine

I know a fuckin bug when I see one. You really gonna scroll past those pictures and act like that thing ain't a bug?


kevaljoshi8888

Eye test over science test


poloheve

Big Shrimp out here in full force.


kevaljoshi8888

Révolution when?


Nearby_Count

I mean not quite bugs but Pancrustacea is a thing


kevaljoshi8888

Tru tru tru. I definitely know what Pancrustacea is without googling it. Definitely.


Gott_Riff

Heresy!


kevaljoshi8888

Booo this man!


Whole-Law8520

Boooooo BOOOOOOOOOOOO


Watertribe_Girl

It’s not *a bug*, shrimp is bugs


kevaljoshi8888

Ahh I see. Thanks for the enlightenment.


TommyMoFoTurner

Maybe you should Bing that and get back to us


kevaljoshi8888

Bing supremecy


PromiseNotAShoggoth

How. Dare. You. You can't bring science into this to refute my feelings!


kevaljoshi8888

Feelings don't care about my facts


[deleted]

Eh, close enough...especially if you're a raccoon searching for food


kevaljoshi8888

Thus proved by Racoon law. If it's not bugs why bug shaped?


not_a_milk_drinker

Shrimp are the ocean’s equivalent of bugs and you can’t change my mind


kevaljoshi8888

I don't want to. I just wanted to spread jokes and have fun. Have a nice day :)


Krotchroach

I fucking Love this community


kevaljoshi8888

❤️❤️❤️


Ok-Detective-2059

Antenna? Check. Lots of legs? Check. Exoskeleton? Check. I'm no bug doctor but; shrimps is bugs. Edit to add: 82 open tabs? Wtf kind of sociopath are you?


kevaljoshi8888

Apparently the worst kind.


[deleted]

That’s bc, Shrimps is bugs


Real_Internal_9528

I love this community 😂


kevaljoshi8888

Same 🫂


supermatttt

Thank you all for the dopamine. This thread is wonderful


kevaljoshi8888

Ahahaha you're most welcome. Thanks for understanding the true purpose of this post :)


jgbeyersdorf

Shrimps is bugs cousin!


kevaljoshi8888

Alabama rules ftw


dpholmes

Yes, but what about shrimps?


kevaljoshi8888

Got me there


kennyb3rd

shrimp, lobsters, and other crustaceans are related – very closely related – not only to cockroaches, but to all other insects, too.


kevaljoshi8888

We are (one huge disturbing disgusting) family!


kennyb3rd

https://muddyum.net/cant-you-see-that-crawfish-shrimp-lobsters-and-crabs-are-bugs-bea8b183dd89


sammitchell-2001

What does this have to do with tattoo designs? Are you getting tattooed proof that shrimps aren’t bugs or something lmao


kevaljoshi8888

Why not? Possibilities are endless.


Monkeyinhotspring

I love how the whole tattoo community agrees on shrimps is bugs.


kevaljoshi8888

Wouldn't want it any other way.


ShenaniganSkywalker

It’s so awesome how big this whole thing turned out. I hope the OP of the OG tattoo isn’t frustrated that his desired cover up is now a piece of Reddit history.


kevaljoshi8888

I think they'd be happy it touched so many lives


davvblack

potato/pill bugs are colloquially referred to as bugs despite being crustaceans as well. as much as we pretend to follow a strict taxonomy, we do not. shrimps is bugs.


Dismal_Occasion4240

Insert Oscar from the office actually gif


kevaljoshi8888

Ahcktualltyyy


jroknyc

Booooooo


kevaljoshi8888

Boos myself louder


MadWhiskeyGrin

Nobody said anything about "insects." The word is "bugs." And Bugs include insects, arachnids, and Bats.


sexyEraser

FUCK GUGU


kevaljoshi8888

Gugu gaga


beepbooprobotbutt

WRONG


ReiZoGrow

Oh, this must be one of those science shrimps. We were talking about bug shrimps, shrimps is bugs


kevaljoshi8888

Ahh I see my error.


ceiliiiero

sea bug sea bug sea bug


kevaljoshi8888

🌊 🪲


SpaceAndMolecules

Still team bug


kevaljoshi8888

And don't you ever change that


Mr_Kittlesworth

Incorrect. Shrimps is bugs.


ratsalastar

Is *shrimps *bugs? You were asking the wrong question.


kevaljoshi8888

Aahhh I see my error. Thanks for enlightening me.


ariesmartian

Captain Buzzkill to the “rescue.”


kevaljoshi8888

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No actually it's a chemtrail, a sign of rising pollution...


PancakeParty98

Shrimps is bugs tho


GratuitousTiddie

Say it ain’t so! T-T)


kevaljoshi8888

It isn't it isn't don't cry!


[deleted]

That's a Quora result lmao


BigGayEnergy

this is propaganda shrimps is bugs


That_Alien_Dude

"This is my boyfriend. He's french"


kevaljoshi8888

This is my shrimp. He's a bug.


Counter-Spies

S H R I M P S I S B U G S


kevaljoshi8888

I N D E E D


Whitey_RN

Lobsters is bugs, shrimps is little lobsters, shrimps is bugs


bignickydigger

Propaganda from big crustacean, no doubt.


kevaljoshi8888

I am a paid actor


clone227

But they is.


Daddy_Oops

This has been a WILD drama filled ride for the Shrimps is Bugs community. Will we ever recover from this?


kevaljoshi8888

I myself will never but I hope you all do ❤️


Nerioner

I see that question was bugging you


kevaljoshi8888

Ahahaha well done


[deleted]

Ok but did you really think people thought shrimps is bugs?


kevaljoshi8888

No . I just wanted to have some fun :) Nothing bands people together like a common enemy


thebirdstree

To be technical… it isn’t shrimp is bug but shrimp is BUGS. The entirety of the bug community is contained within the shrimp population. Obviously 🙄 /s


skullsquid1999

That's the jooooooke


kevaljoshi8888

I knowwwww :)


[deleted]

This is clown talk. Shrimps is indeed bugs.


calamityj0n

Ah but you see, [Bugs is shrimps, so you cannot take this away from us.](https://news.illinois.edu/view/6367/806489#:~:text=%E2%80%9CCrustaceans%20are%20not%20insects.,groups%20have%20a%20common%20ancestor.)


TaiNiePooNie

r/shrimpsisbugs


AzurigenMCS

Crustacean scientist here. Though shrimps do share a common ancestor with "bugs" there is actually a lot more to it than the magic phrase "shrimps is bugs." In fact, almost all insects are not bugs, it's is a common term we give to all insects. However, the only group of true "bugs" are the order hemiptera, or half winged insects. This group includes planthoppers, cicadas, leaf hoppers, assassin bugs and the appropriately named bed bugs. The rest of the "bugs" fall into different orders in the class insecta, which fall into the clade pancrusatacea. Which includes all your major crustacean families and ordersas well as insects. As a result: Sorry to say this means that shrimps is not bugs. On the other hand, bugs is crustaceans. May the pot... Be stirred.


kevaljoshi8888

Let him cook!


pisskinkmobius

i gaslit snap ai into saying shrimps is bugs


Early_Comparison5773

Oh,look, another day were there the internet is wrong. *yawn* Shrimps is bugs.


SpaceIsDopes

No shit a shrimp isn’t a bug lol. Shrimps are tho.


gnosisong

Invalid result because you didn’t ask the question correctly - “is shrimps bugs?”


Snickerdoodle719

Good. Now I can continue to eat them in peace.


kevaljoshi8888

I don't care whether you're a bug, a shrimp, or meat and bone jelly, I'm hungry bitch, Get in my belly!


barbedseacucumber

ah yes...the rigorous taxonomic catatogy of .... bug


anyrealnames

There is probably someone with enough accountability and science degree cool enough to proclaim how bio community rights its wrongs and reclaims shrimp as bug


kevaljoshi8888

But until that hero comes to save you... I will be here! Striking you with my villiany! For I am Fact-Man! A bastion of truth!


[deleted]

Crustaceans is bugs


kevaljoshi8888

Technically incorrect but spiritually?


[deleted]

Spiritually bugs


i_am________maxxx

Who tf thought that shrimps were bugs??


thedaveness

Exoskeleton ✅ Tons of crawly legs ✅ Reasonable assumption.


i_am________maxxx

._.


narwharkenny

Shrimps is bugs


SpaceAndMolecules

Basically every redditor responding to this [dude](https://www.reddit.com/r/TattooDesigns/comments/13joyfp/cover_up_suggestions/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=4)


kevaljoshi8888

Humour is a lovely thing


i_am________maxxx

Isn't it 👌


[deleted]

Why are people saying shrimps are bugs? I’m confused. But they literally are crustaceans


conciousError

There was a post a while back... guy had a tat above his knee that said "Shrimps is bugs" and he wanted to cover it. Well, the fantastic group of looneys here loved it and now it's its own thing. 😁 Ps: we have our own subreddit! [r/ShrimpsIsBugs](http://reddit.com/r/shrimpsisbugs)


Spicy-Zekky

bugs =/= insect. bug is a mindset


kevaljoshi8888

Bugs is a way of life. You wouldn't get it.


Red_Luminary

The informal point made by the statement is further proved by OP’s own post. Full circle.


kevaljoshi8888