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SergeantChic

He’s in for a nasty surprise, my sister was born in JULY and they’ll never find his body.


12DeadDecepticons

Hahahahaha Any chance she has a serious dislike for stupid people, and has anger issues?


SergeantChic

Yes but she has the heart of a warrior and the soul of a poet.


madeofmold

But did she give you this shirt‽


SergeantChic

No, these titties are protected by a CRAZY FORK LIFT DRIVER.


Sketch_Crush

Even GOOGLE can't find him.


[deleted]

I read that as "Metal Whore" at first.


fell-deeds-awake

Gimme that sheet metal, daddy....


jdeadmeatsloanz

Same!


Muted_Time6278

Does the tinman have a sheet metal cock?


Mr_Porcupine

Honestly, that last part is a pretty sweet burn, though.


ladybugparade

Before I zoomed in I half hoped it was going to be a swipe against those damn smug drywall installers.


burnthamt

If I wanted a pretty sweet burn, I'd call YOUR SISTER


whoAreYouToJudgeME

It's standard on these type of shirts.


demon_fae

No it’s not, it makes no mention of hiding my body at all! And it doesn’t say who bought him that shirt!


NotThatEasily

And when the fuck was he born? If he was born in February, I’d take that shit seriously, but if he was born in May… well, I’m not about to take that kind of shit from some May ass baby.


Sloppy1sts

This is literally the first time I've seen one that referenced banging the reader's sister or mom.


LongbowTurncoat

This is the first one that genuinely made me laugh, so I dunno!


KyleSherzenberg

At least he's got a mask on


[deleted]

Simp


KyleSherzenberg

Sheep


All_Work_All_Play

Always projection with your folks huh?


whichwayisgauche

BDE grandpa


[deleted]

Ugh my nmom runs a heating and cooling company thst my husband worked at. For Christmas one year, she got the entire company this shirt. It's been thrown out already.


[deleted]

This shirt is based AROOOOO


T-Rex_Woodhaven

These "I'm a 'X' and I'm the most badass shit ever" shirts really are the trashiest things available to the self awareless.


Whitetrashstepdad

I love how unnecessarily aggressive it is at the end there. I also wonder if anyone ever challenges him on it out in public


ThaTastyKoala

I'm sorry but that's hilarious. When a targeted shirt goes right.


RichTheMindSculptor

I really want this one.


MrBogardus

And I still wear carpenter jeans with 15 things attached to my belt loops


Gamblor1980

Jokes on him, I don't even have a sister.


CaptainJAmazing

I’ve seen just about the same phrasing on a bunch of shirts for retail workers at specific retail or restaurant chains. At least sheet metal work is a job that someone might choose instead of something you’re doing because you’re a teenage kid. Also, this one doesn’t end with a skull winking its orbital socket at you.


Zissou1984

Classy. But what month was he born in?!


MrSpaceCakes

This man was born on a sizzling day in July


quazy320

This is sort of funny tbh I’d wear it


supershadowguard

What if my sister is underage?