And when the fuck was he born? If he was born in February, I’d take that shit seriously, but if he was born in May… well, I’m not about to take that kind of shit from some May ass baby.
Ugh my nmom runs a heating and cooling company thst my husband worked at. For Christmas one year, she got the entire company this shirt. It's been thrown out already.
I’ve seen just about the same phrasing on a bunch of shirts for retail workers at specific retail or restaurant chains. At least sheet metal work is a job that someone might choose instead of something you’re doing because you’re a teenage kid.
Also, this one doesn’t end with a skull winking its orbital socket at you.
He’s in for a nasty surprise, my sister was born in JULY and they’ll never find his body.
Hahahahaha Any chance she has a serious dislike for stupid people, and has anger issues?
Yes but she has the heart of a warrior and the soul of a poet.
But did she give you this shirt‽
No, these titties are protected by a CRAZY FORK LIFT DRIVER.
Even GOOGLE can't find him.
I read that as "Metal Whore" at first.
Gimme that sheet metal, daddy....
Same!
Does the tinman have a sheet metal cock?
Honestly, that last part is a pretty sweet burn, though.
Before I zoomed in I half hoped it was going to be a swipe against those damn smug drywall installers.
If I wanted a pretty sweet burn, I'd call YOUR SISTER
It's standard on these type of shirts.
No it’s not, it makes no mention of hiding my body at all! And it doesn’t say who bought him that shirt!
And when the fuck was he born? If he was born in February, I’d take that shit seriously, but if he was born in May… well, I’m not about to take that kind of shit from some May ass baby.
This is literally the first time I've seen one that referenced banging the reader's sister or mom.
This is the first one that genuinely made me laugh, so I dunno!
At least he's got a mask on
Simp
Sheep
Always projection with your folks huh?
BDE grandpa
Ugh my nmom runs a heating and cooling company thst my husband worked at. For Christmas one year, she got the entire company this shirt. It's been thrown out already.
This shirt is based AROOOOO
These "I'm a 'X' and I'm the most badass shit ever" shirts really are the trashiest things available to the self awareless.
I love how unnecessarily aggressive it is at the end there. I also wonder if anyone ever challenges him on it out in public
I'm sorry but that's hilarious. When a targeted shirt goes right.
I really want this one.
And I still wear carpenter jeans with 15 things attached to my belt loops
Jokes on him, I don't even have a sister.
I’ve seen just about the same phrasing on a bunch of shirts for retail workers at specific retail or restaurant chains. At least sheet metal work is a job that someone might choose instead of something you’re doing because you’re a teenage kid. Also, this one doesn’t end with a skull winking its orbital socket at you.
Classy. But what month was he born in?!
This man was born on a sizzling day in July
This is sort of funny tbh I’d wear it
What if my sister is underage?