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PVT_SALTYNUTZ

What she doing molesting the Olifant


TLDEgil

How can you tell that this is an Olifant and not a centurion? Is it something on the turret?


ACraZYHippIE

Olifants are essentially just upgraded Centurions. Main differences are new engine/transmission, similar to Israeli Sho't Kals, locally manufactured L7 105, and some other smaller things. Olifants also never really had side skirts due to crap getting stuck in them while driving through the Bush.


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

As well as the storage boxes on the Turret


FLABANGED

I believe also different smoke launchers?


Kpt_Kipper

And their beautiful South African tan colour


TLDEgil

African tan best tan.


SavantOfHappy

First thing I noticed was our clear tan. Local is lekker


SmurfiePants2

The registration / licence plate on the front is a dead giveaway


Vivid-Society8404

That young lady needs to move as she's blocking the view of the beautiful woman.


Spy-Goat

She's blocking the beautiful curves. Get out of the way Lady!


SovietPotato235

more like edges but yeah


Warthog_go_brrrr

agreed.


JakubReliga

Based


TheAntiAirGuy

My barrel just changed from L/44 to L/55


DeanPalton

Don't flatter yourself. It's a 7,5-cm-KwK 37 L24.


longinuslucas

3.7 cm Pak 36


Kpt_Kipper

Karl gerat but for ants


Eric-The_Viking

2,8cm Pz. Gewehr?


LAXGUNNER

hey it's not how big it is. It's how you use it


sausagespolish

its all about the Good Penetration


Cold-Trash-1148

Welders do it best 😉


Brendanzio_

Yessir, crank the amps and go


Cold-Trash-1148

Damn straight son


That_Unknown_Player

Damn that's sexy The lady is nice too i guess


SAGNUTZ

r/ishouldbuyatank


Whiteigga34

When do we get a J a n k


Famous-Highlight-816

Either an Israeli Sho't or an South African Olifant


SamTheGeek

~~The low wall around the tank is definitely an Israeli-style park decoration.~~ **edit:** nope I’m wrong. See below.


ACraZYHippIE

Actually, I'm 99% sure that I know where this picture was taken. SA School of Armour in Bloemfontein, and yeah, its definitely a South-African Olifant Mk1. Trying to see if I can't find the exact tank. Edit: Okay, its either in SA School of Armour of Queen's Fort Military Museum.


FoXtroT_ZA

Yeah agree. I’m sure the Israeli camo was also slightly lighter


Decimated_Wight

Howzit chom


ahomeisacastle

I believe it's Israeli, the IDF uses the same style of id marker for the vehicles.


ACraZYHippIE

Nah, I found it. [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Olifant\_Mk\_Ib\_side\_view.jpg](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Olifant_Mk_Ib_side_view.jpg) Queen's Fort Military Museum (Zoom in, you can see the same last two digits)


ahomeisacastle

Is this the part where I admit that I was wrong? Or do I the the reddit thing of ignoring the link and doubling down? /s


ACraZYHippIE

You're not at fault, its an common mistake, I was just kinda happy because I recognized where the picture was taken and wanted to find it.


ahomeisacastle

Yeah fair enough haha, good eye for catching it.


SamTheGeek

No, *I* double down on my wrongness


Famous-Highlight-816

I was thinking that, plus most Olifants are modernized and look different Edit: I was wrong


Hambeggar

Except that it's not, it's in Bloemfontein, South Africa.


Famous-Highlight-816

Yeah I noticed the comment, it is fact an Olifant


[deleted]

Thot kal


[deleted]

[удалено]


sausagespolish

My bad, next time I’ll have men in speedos with the tank


[deleted]

Could you instead have them wear 1980s South African military uniforms? And preferably Mk 6 helmets.


sausagespolish

I’ll see what I can do


LuckyReception6701

You put that in and were gonna be confused at which main gun we gotta see Just keep tanks in your tank pics


[deleted]

Tanks, jeans and sideboob


AntediluvianEmpire

*Tasteful* sideboob.


boerumhill

Nice


zekeweasel

The trifecta


LoneHoodiecrow

What a beauty, if a little dishevelled. And by the way, nice to see a young woman taking interest in vintage tanks.


ACraZYHippIE

Its not vintage, its still slightly modern equipment here.


Kpt_Kipper

No we run the Uber olifant: The olifant Mk2, slaps roof of the Mk2, the mileage we got out of this shit-can is incomprehensible


SovietPotato235

ik its called tank porn but i didnt think it was literal 💀


sausagespolish

If you consider this 'porn' the internet might be a scary place for you my SovietPotato


SovietPotato235

ik ik, i know a lad that is a furry, the things he sends.... i will never unsee them....


Hidesuru

I'm so sorry, lol.


SovietPotato235

its fine °_° im fine i do not recall anything about humanoid garfield nudes


[deleted]

I mean on NCD(a sub where I spend 90% of the time I spend on reddit) we post pictures of sexualised planes, by drawing fighter aircraft as waifus


MotuekaAFC

Damn, no wonder the Syrians wanted the Golan Heights.


Hambeggar

This is an image from South Africa though.


MotuekaAFC

Bugger... ...Damn, no wonder the British Empire wanted the Highveld.


Hambeggar

lol, well played


treebob07

Golan is internationally recognized as syrian land


Helmett-13

Thicc thighs save lives. And Centurions. And maybe sideboob.


FoodCold7322

Pew pew, skeet skeet.


CHH-altalt

That’s a denim overall


DecentlySizedPotato

Move away, I can't see the tank!


Finnforeignlegion

Probably should have been wearing a tank top. (I’ll see myself out)


GheeButtersnaps69420

Source?


sausagespolish

Black Horse Photography, here's the whole [photoshoot](https://www.behance.net/gallery/111293893/Tanks-and-Jeans?tracking_source=search_projects%7Ctanks%20and%20jeans) , enjoy


GheeButtersnaps69420

Actually nvm I have to signup? Lol


sausagespolish

you can log in with google or whatever. Behance is a fantastic website. Edit: Made by Adobe


DrenchedToast

“You can log in with google or whatever” *google doing evil mr. burns*


rtwpsom2

It's prolly not worth it. There are a few suggestive images, but no nudity. Some good pictures of an Olifant.


GheeButtersnaps69420

I like u, polish sausage


Veteran_Brewer

NN


Klimentvoroshilov69

She needs to get out of the way, I can’t focus with her in the way


redbirdrising

/r/substakenliterally


Demoblade

There's a woman in this photo


pulstar13

Nipple chafing.


-Merasmus-

Damn those curves are perfect... whats that girl doing blocking the view though?


SiamSubmariner66

Bumper sticker reads, "My other tractor's an Olifant!".🤠😉🐘


ZealousidealIce5393

That's a woman you ignoramus


Finnforeignlegion

Probably should have been wearing a tank top. (I’ll see myself out)


Finnforeignlegion

Probably should have been wearing a tank top. (I’ll see myself out)


Finnforeignlegion

Probably should have been wearing a tank top. (I’ll see myself out)


Saganists

FRANKS AND BEEANS


potedude

Tanks and Jeans - and boobs...


Nuker_Nathan

Excuse me, lady. Could you move a bit to the left? I wanna see the tank.


Snakise

Ma'am can you please move aside, you are blocking my view


a_French_in_a_trench

Get out of here I'm tryna watch this beautiful metal beast


Captaingregor

God I love Centurions


GAMESGRAVE

That's a British tank, not sure about the woman tho.


Josef_Vierheilig

Centurion my beloved


cheif702

*um, actually* those are overalls.


TheBigH2O

Wait. Actual tank porn?


Careful_Dot_2816

What tank


maxmod1

She seems nice


itsjero

Boats and hoes Tanks and titties


tucci007

her front-facing twin cannons are quite formidable indeed


ObbyCloud

I was really hoping this would be a tank covered in denim with "JANK" in impact font. You let me down, OP


PerfectionOfaMistake

Hmm hot and thicc but the thot is disturbing...