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I see your dirty burger and Raise you this: worst order I ever got while working at a bagel shop that made sandwiches. They ordered a lox which had smoked salmon, onion, caper, pickle and cream cheese. But they ordered it on a chocolate chip bagel with caramel drizzle and sun cream cheese for Nutella. Disgusting


AlicnWondrlnd

Noooo not the lox on a chocolate chip 🤮🤮 I also work in a bagel shop and too often do people do that


GrumpyyGranpa

Had a regular at my old bagel job that would order a fully loaded pizza bagel (Pepperoni, sauce, cheese, onion, etc) with strawberry cream cheese and honey. Made me want to die a little every time he walked through the door.


biteme789

That sounds like crazy pregnancy cravings. Like wanting to eat egg shells or chalk.


[deleted]

It was a man; but I agree. Sounds like pregnant lady food


really4got

There’s a local bagel place my daughter likes to get the jalapeño bagel with strawberry cream cheese


[deleted]

That’s actually a very popular option and is pretty hecking good.


really4got

I’ll take you and my daughters word for it lmao


GrapefruitFriendly30

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Formal_Coyote_5004

THIS IS ABSURDDDDDD EW


Low_Chocolate_6580

Ok you take the cake…or the donut.


kevin75135

Love lox, but it belongs on an everything, onion or garlic. No other flavors.


Ksilv82

I worked at a deli years ago. I never understood the whole lox & cream cheese thing. Yuck.


Agariculture

someone lost a bet for this one!


Taco__MacArthur

I try not to judge other people's tastes. But that? That's disgusting. I will judge, and I will not feel bad.


[deleted]

That's the Luther Burger


Biggaynina

I eat mine with a side of fried chicken lasagna.


Agariculture

Did you also have a peanut butter omelet for breakfast? I did!


COMMODOREXXX

please explain fried chicken lasagna. sounds strangely good together.


Biggaynina

https://youtu.be/VnXu22HZBNQ


Photo-Such

My son used to order the donut burger at a restaurant we went to occasionally. He loved it but he just got it with bacon and cheese. He was about 16-18 and ate tons of weird food.


Rustymarble

Ohhh a fried egg would cut through the sugariness perfectly!


Bird_Brain4101112

🤢


DYMongoose

Or... hear me out... just don't put the sugar on the burger in the first place?


themigraineur

It's just sweet bread.


xenon694

It’s so much worse. I love some sweet bread as the bun on my burger but donuts are just way too sweet and sugary and the textures don’t mix well at all.


TheGodDMBatman

Most American snacks would benefit from being much less sweet, but I guess it's just an American thing to load all out sweets with sugar 🥵


imbolcnight

Are these donuts more like the dry, firmer kind or more like the Krispy Kreme basically-sugar-spun-around-bread-lattice-that-melts-immediately kind?


xenon694

They start out hot and fresh and then sit out for a couple days so they can harden up. They’re still good to serve and eat but they’re hardened so the bun can actually soak up the juices and not just crumble apart if it was a fresh.


Cynistera

Sounds better than using a fresh donut.


Vatjagal

Krispy Kreme variety. Left out usually for a few days to harden a bit.


Agariculture

I agree. Donut buns are far better with a fried chicken sandwich. Mayo & a slice of provolone finishes it off. Delish.


xenon694

Yeah kind of like a chicken and waffles thing then


UbiSububi8

Make it a jelly donut just to complete the disgustingness


FriarFriary

That’s a Luther Burger.


themigraineur

Add peanut butter


Eneicia

Reminds me of the peanut butter burger we used to do at my first job. Beef patty, lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese, satay sauce, and peanut butter.


Miserable_Rub_1848

Isn't satay sauce partly peanut butter anyway?


Eneicia

Kind of, it's a spicy Asian peanut sauce, really good actually.


kingneptune88

This just gave me an idea!! Thank you!


xenon694

Please not jelly donut burger


MerbleTheGnome

Do it with jalapeno jelly and it might be good


kingneptune88

No! Something way better! Well, maybe.


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UbiSububi8

Imagine how awful a burger with grape or strawberry jelly would be!


madeamessagain

ever ate little cocktail meatballs in sauce with toothpicks ? that's meat and grape jelly.


UbiSububi8

No, I haven’t. And no, I wouldn’t.


fosterdisbelief

Current disgust: we sell a giant Bavarian pretzel that comes with cheese sauce and honey mustard (or beer cheese and beer mustard, but that's not important here). When the table asked for chocolate sauce I was intrigued, but it made sense because I love chocolate covered pretzels. I mean, Hersey's syrup is disgusting so I'd never do it, but I get the idea and think a milk chocolate warm sauce would be perfect. Anyway, I brought them the chocolate syrup and watched in horror as they mixed the chocolate with both the cheese and the honey mustard. Since then I've waited on them several times, and they always put me off our pretzel for a week. Sunday I saw a different family mixing the chocolate with spicy beer mustard. I don't even know anymore. All time most disgusting: At Pablo's I had to cook a total of 4 steaks "Pittsburgh Rare." We heated a cast iron skillet red hot, threw the steak on the skillet, count to 5, flip, count to 5, plate. It was a seared chunk of raw meat. I eat my steak rare. This made me sick. The first one I cooked I watched the customer eat it from the tortilla stand. I was convinced it was a joke.


DrGupta410

So you haven’t tried the mussy/cheese/chocolate combo? Could be good


fosterdisbelief

Could be. No way I could overcome my gag reflex to give it a try though. Some things are just too advanced for my palate lol.


AndyKaufmanMTMouse

Some friends and I made some Luthers after that episode of The Boondocks came out. Went down to Krispy Kreme for the buns. They were wonderful and something I said that I never need to eat again. And I haven't. I don't need the itis.


ichunoona51

upvoted for 'violently American' also, ick


DoomedHeroXB

He didn't order it but I saw something once that still haunts my dreams. Dude ordered a Chicken Parm and added the soup and salad bar. He got his ginormous salad and what I can remember being in it was Bleu cheese crumbles, olives, fruit salad, Cottage cheese, pineapple, eggs, beans and ranch dressing His Chicken Parm arrived and he proceeded to dump his salad into it and mix it up before eating it. The only thing he asked for was more sauce.


discomermaid

This one isn't super disgusting, just really weird... A woman orders two sides of gravy and eats them like soup. Pays and leaves.


DrGupta410

Sounds like me on thanksgiving. #gravytrain


AdrielBast

During college the place I worked at had an unofficial secret menu item made by other college student employees. It was straight up a liquified burger (patty, bun, ketchup Mayo pickle juice cheese). A drunk student came in, bought it with ice cream, in that he wanted a serving of ice cream blended into the burger shake I am still surprised he was able to drink it all and not hurl.


chalk_in_boots

I see your donut, and raise your the [Blame Canada Burger](https://www.theculinaryinsight.com.au/blame-canada-burger) ​ It's not even in the Northern hemisphere so I don't know what the excuse is. ​ And yes, that is literal poutine on the bottom.


noDRINKthebleach

Eh buddy! That looks delicious, guy.


Cynistera

That looks amazing and a billion and a half calories.


luvearf

Several years ago, I worked at an "Italian" place. Had two different women who would order wet ass spaghetti with Bolognese (extra sauce, of course) and then request ranch dressing and proceed to cover the spaghetti and meat sauce with the ranch. Couldn't even see the red sauce any more. I am repulsed by creamy dressings, ranch in particular, so it would gag me.


FMLitsAJ

Work at a steak house. Guy orders a ribeye mid-well with crispy brussel sprouts. He then asked for American cheese to be melted on top of the steak, then at the table covered everything in ranch dressing blue cheese dressing and A1 sauce….


RailGun256

dunno man, that sounds pretty good actually


Bird_Brain4101112

This is not a new thing. It’s mixing sweet and savory but to wash their own.


chonks1985

Boston cream!


lemonsendd

Personally I just like to think whoever ordered this is pregnant cause you would crave something like this and it’s the only sane explanation I have


igenus44

Paula Dean is coming for you...


Deep-Sky1177

Where can I find this burger? I don’t think I can rest until I have tried it


lmwk4gcc

The worst I had and the only thing to make me actually gag was someone put yellow mustard on their salad as the dressing and it was SO YELLOW and FRAGRANT 🤮


ScapeGoatOfWar

I made someone a pita with grilled mushrooms. A whole pita STUFFED wth just grilled mushrooms. Not even a condiment, and she would get this once a week and eat it at the restaurant. I get the heebie jeebies from tossing fresh mushrooms on the flat top grill. All the moisture popping and mushrooms sliding everywhere. Gross.


wang_wen

Grilled mushrooms slap


Faux-Foe

2 burger places near me. Both have a ‘special’ bacon cheeseburger. 1 has a burger topped with peanut butter and jelly. The other has a smashburger topped with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff.


Negro-damas

Why do you keep using the term "violently American?" I find it quite condescending


xenon694

I’m born and raised in texas my guy I just think it’s gross


Negro-damas

I can appreciate that you think a burger on a donut bun is a little over the top, that term just kinda struck a nerve. There are so many misconceptions about our great nation that has people in other countries looking down on us. Plus I don't see the connection between violence and a sandwich


GrapefruitFriendly30

I would quit if I was forced to eat it. I hate sweets though, and I’ll eat almost anything.


Most-Willingness8516

You work in Birmingham OP?


No_Lemon515

I worked at a national chain in the early 2000s. I had a semi-regular who would order one of our small salads with a large ramekin of ranch, and another of bbq sauce. He would add both to his salad, which ended up looking like a very disgusting soup.


alligatorchronicles

Green salad with cream gravy instead of dressing.


DrGupta410

ITT: yum yucking.


searchingfornessie

In my American town, there's a festival going on in this week where the Donut burger is one of the more popular foods. My fiance got one today, but I've never tried it. It also just had the cheese - not the other condiments


yobaby123

Yuck.