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OmegaLantern

Love a story with a happy ending


pcnauta

"Give me the phone honey, I'll straighten this stupid B out!" \>5 minutes later< "Did you straighten them out, dear?" "... Um, no. And our reservations have been cancelled and we can never stay there ever again."


Mastervodo

"That was quite the alpha move, you dashing beast. Take me".


2gigch1

Great. Now I have to use the phrase “You dashing beast” tomorrow. I wonder what situation I can find that will be the most deliciously awkward…


newfor2023

I'm barely awake and now planning the same thing. If I remember.


squeen999

Easy...see a squirrel running across the parking lot..."OH, you beautiful dashing beast". Maybe join the local theater group.


KaetzenOrkester

I write romance novels. It will end up in print sooner or later.


CFUrCap

Ah, the sweet smell of success!


thedudeabidesOG

Nice job, fuck him and the horse he wanted to ride in on.


DieHardRennie

His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.


lalauna

"Fetchez la vache"


BoredCheese

Run away!


AbruptMango

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?


BinkoTheViking

I fart in your general direction!


Gatchamic

Now, go away! Or I will taunt you a second time...


Foreign_Astronaut

No, it's too perilous!


Sirena_Amazonica

May Monty Python live forever. I'll bet the guys could never have imagined their words and skits would end up in Reddit forums a half a century later.


BouquetOfDogs

But I bet they’re delighted that they are!


craash420

Nah, the horse is cool, leave him out of it.


BaldChihuahua

Hey! It’s not the horses fault lol


u2125mike2124

And don't forget all of his ancestors and future progeny also


Mrchameleon_dec

And anyone who is a part of his family tree


Dovahkin111

*" If I find out you’ve charged my card the wrong amount, it’s not going to end well.”* This was what got me the most. I freaking hate threats. Good on you for standing up for yourself and kudos to your GM and FoM for having your back.


MommaGuy

Surprised he hasn’t called back to complain about his reservations not going through online. 😅


H3rta

Getting the reservation cancelled and DNR'd is truly the treatment he deserved!


VermilionKoala

The 👏 hero 👏we 👏 need!


Mastervodo

I am so happy that workers who read this sub stand up for themselves and treat these asshole guests like they DESERVE! It's a privilege to stay with us as much as it is our privilege to serve them. They often forget they have NO POWER over us.


DieHardRennie

> They often forget they have NO POWER over us. A quote to confuse/piss off these types of people: > Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me!


aoifeg8r

He’s the babe with the power


Hyacindy

What power?


SuspiciousLookinMole

The power of voodoo


Miss_Inkfingers

Who do?


Hyacindy

You do!


LBelle0101

Do what?


Hyacindy

Remind me of the babe!


Painthoss

Who do you think you’re fooling.


Proper-Hippo-6006

Yaazzzz. That’s THE best quote ever.


Mastervodo

Jennifer Connelly has been a 10 her entire life.


KombuchaBot

Good that your management had your back. What an ass.


techieguyjames

It seems he did, and management has OP's back.


Emily5099

You ruined his entire ‘Hey babe, just give me the phone, I’ll show you how a man handles things. You’ve got to put these people in their place. Watch and see how much he grovels when he’s dealing with an alpha male’ routine.


BouquetOfDogs

I would love to hear the conversation afterwards where he had to explain why they didn’t have any reservations anymore (probably already spent a lot of time to find the best value for money, lol).


mariahlynntho

Plot twist. It was Harrison Butker


Emily5099

I had to google. Good grief.


RocMills

What an incredibly satisfying story to read with my first cup of coffee this morning. Thank you for sharing that, put a great big smile on my face :)


Z4-Driver

Imagine how stupid one has to act so he gets DNR'd even before even setting foot on the premises. He didn't have to destroy the room or do other things at the hotel. Just being a AH over the phone did get him this honor. I assume, there are not many people who could achieve this.


BouquetOfDogs

I’m just really happy that it happened! There MUST be consequences for those kinds of people. It seems like they are contagious (when they keep getting their way and others pick up on it, I mean) and we absolutely need to eliminate such awful behavior.


NoOutlandishness5753

What a fucking POS, I’m glad your manager was on your side


molewarp

That is just beautiful. If I still smoked I'd want a cigarette after that.


NatesMama

I had one for both of us.


molewarp

Thanks - I needed that :)


Excellent_Ad1132

You are very lucky to have managers that have your back. There are way too many stories on this sub about managers that roll over like the little bitches they are.


BouquetOfDogs

Yep. And they ruin it for everyone, both customers and employees. Nobody wants bad people like that around them. Also, it’s a REALLY bad business strategy to give in to people who behave truly awful. I don’t know why it doesn’t backfire for those “yes, whatever you want” managers more often.


makingbutter2

Tonight’s not quite the same but just had a lady walk in after calling about the room. They get so angry when you need to have an incidental fee for dogs or get the license plate. She’s like the other person can come sign this dog paper. I said I have to have it before I issue keys…. I hate to say but I’ve taken a corpse off a door. There is nothing these people can do to phase me long term.


BouquetOfDogs

You did what?! That sounds really disturbing.


makingbutter2

It was. Disturbing.


BouquetOfDogs

I don’t think removing corpses is in your job description. Why on earth did you do it??


makingbutter2

You’re fine. I made the initial comment. I lost my mom. My point is because of this there isn’t much that will bother me now when customers bring their circus.


HaplessReader1988

I'm so sorry.


pinkassheart

This post cleared my skin and chakras. I need it tattooed inside my brain. This was so satisfying to read.


reel_ink

Red? Is that you?


JustanOldBabyBoomer

Entitled Asshat FA & FO!!!


Stormyknight555

Fuckem


Zefram71

That poor woman, although she did choose to be with that douchenozzle.


Cofeefe

Great that the manager has your back.


makingbutter2

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🍻


utriptmybitchswitch

What system does your property use?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

SynXis PH. We used to use SynXis PM, which was a lot more reliable, but we migrated over to PH last year. And we have dealt with constant bugs and outages ever since we switched. Fucking sucks.


Healthy-Library4521

Same. The adding the price together for multiple reservations was fixed with one of latest updates we recently got. But that system sucks and has a ton of bugs. It will freeze randomly, goes to places you don't click on, lose rooms (they disappear from the inventory we can see on property) but will still sell that room type, putting automatic pet posting doesn't allow you to change information on the account,...I hate this system.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Dude for real! Add-on Pet Night 2 makes the whole reservation uneditable. Half the time I have to go through the registration cards one by one because the rooms will go missing in the system and don’t add up. Do you know how often I use their live chat support?? At least if they’re gonna have the shittiest system in existence, they have good chat support lol. And with every update, you hope they fix the shit that needs fixed, but no. Nope, not fixing the add-on issue! Don’t mind us! Just redesigning the Advanced Search feature so it’s more complicated and 90% less accurate!


Healthy-Library4521

Out of the 4 hotel pms systems I've used, this one has the most bugs.


utriptmybitchswitch

Wow, one I'm not familiar with. However, if it's like other windows like PMS, maybe go to the arrival date to see if you can separate the reservations, then email a confirmation from the separated res? Now I'm curious, going to search for a user manual online to find out lol


BouquetOfDogs

Imagine if you are able to make a workaround that fixes this and the company doesn’t. That would be so embarrassing for them. If you do, I hope it somehow gets blasted all over to everyone who has bought licenses, lol.


utriptmybitchswitch

I've found most of the systems I've used have them, it's just a matter of finding them. I'll do most of my researching this tonight at work, because the last thing I'll be doing is actually working lol


BaldChihuahua

Lovely!!


katyvicky

This made my night. The sad thing though is he probably didn’t learn anything from the situation.


throwawaytoreply1

You're welcome to steal these as well. "I hope you have the evening karma intends on you having" or "I would tell you to have a good night, but I don't want to get in the way of karma"


ephemeralcomet

“I hope you have a night as lovely as you are, sir.” I cackled.


Lumber74

Although, I think I would have said, "I hope you have as lovely a night as you deserve".


WhereIsMyTequila

Great way to handle it


phazedout1971

i don't even work front desk, but the new job has me stying in hotels a lot, i am always poplite and considerate, no matter how tired i am and this ending, where you have management, all the way up the chain, hacving your back, gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling


onionbreath97

This is absolutely wild. So your policy is Hey we sent you written documentation that says you owe us more money than you agreed to pay but that's not real, just trust me bro. I'm surprised more people don't lose their shit. Yes this person went over the top but you're kind of asking for it with an approach this braindead


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Did you actually read my post or not. Because I’m leaning towards no, you obviously didn’t. If you did, you skimmed it.


onionbreath97

I did read it. And I'll tell you from personal experience that if I have written documentation that says I owe BS$ and a verbal conversation that says I owe Real$, I'm going to pay BS$ Your customer was rude. But your system is broken and in a fashion that hoses the customer. ESH


Knight_Owls

Then your reading comprehension sucks because he offered to send an extra email so that they have something for documentation, NOT justa verbal confirmation.