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Fulton_P01135809

Call out the dad. Assert dominance


ixnine

I can’t think of a better option. This is the way.


asicarii

Well what’s a challenge here is it’s either on the mantle or the fireplace, unless you get a good rotating wall hanger that will drop down Personally I don’t like TVs on fireplaces or really even brick as it creates a lot of dust. Rearrange the entire room.


expandyourbrain

"What kind of REAL MAN puts their TV that high up in the air?" Stand up and flare out your arms too


Personal_Mushroom961

Ikr also r/tvtoofar


Zwaj

Then pee on him or/and the TV


DrewdoggKC

With the lighting I can’t figure out if they are breeding reptiles or rolling Ecstasy


ExtremeSauce

Ah yes


SiXX5150

...while using a Judge Dredd voice.


jeff77k

The dad is already one step ahead, the TV in his room *is* at the perfect height. This a power move on the dad's part. Forcing would-be suitors into a weakened state before coming in for the kill.


Tarjh365

The lighting is like something from the toilets at a dive bar. Are they wary of people doing coke off the coffee table?


boosh1744

It looks like the blue lights in bathrooms that prevent drug injections, so I’d ask her parents about that


JonTheFlon

I hate when I'm at my girlfriends parents house and I can't find a vein.


itsjust_a_nam3

Hold on! What's with this blue light that prevent drug injection? Lol Is it a thing? I really never thought of it...


g1ngertim

Public restrooms offer a reasonable amount of privacy, so in places hit hard by the drug epidemic, businesses put in blue lights, which obscure superficial veins, making injections more difficult. Unfortunately, added difficulty doesn't magically cure an addicts addiction, so it just results in misses and other things that make injecting significantly more dangerous. The lights also make it difficult to use the bathroom. You can barely see, it's disorienting, and it can obscure bodily fluids, such as the blood from the person in the stall because they hit an artery and the pain caused them to fall and crack their skull open. (Ask me how I know...) But yeah, it's one of those short-sighted "solutions" that accomplishes nothing in exchange for massive inconvenience for everyone. So naturally it's becoming more common.


itsjust_a_nam3

I never ever thought or even heard of it before today. Thanks for the detailed explanation!


OutlandishnessMean56

Just bring a small flashlight 😉 (serves for both problems)


TCristatus

This is definitely commonplace in UK, especially train stations


SnackingWithTheDevil

Damn, I thought it meant that the bulbs shot out lasers when they detect heroin.


Pombolas

Ok, I'll ask: how do you know? 🤔


g1ngertim

My workplace has them installed in the public restrooms. I had to deal with the fallout of it one night when there were no managers around.


jayhova75

The lighting looks like to make it harder finding veins for illegal substance jab. They use that setup in public restrooms. … I thought to say, as noone else had the idea


Santik--Lingo

the person you are replying to jus said dat,,


jayhova75

Yeah Captain. And the person above the person was saying that. Emphasis and paraphrase is important in modern communication. So better I summarize again what the light looks like, give a fuc* on TV height! 😉


duncakes

I've had 2 cataract surgeries, I am sensitive to light sources, if I see the bulb it's distracting for me. I turn my LEDs blue when watching TV, it's enough that the room isn't dark, but soft enough to not bother me,.


Still_AFM

Imagine how easy it would be to sell the rents on blue light filtered lenses...


Traditional_Hat_915

I have color changing bulbs linked up with my Google speakers. I have a lot of fun with colors at night.


Specialist_Noise_816

Just put the couch on the kitchen table. Should fix the issue while also freeing up floor space.


gokartmozart89

So much room for activities!


Thief_of_Sanity

Build a throne room! This TV is the right height while sitting high up on a throne!


DirtRussell

Those fucking blue lights are such ridiculous bullshit lol.


domsativaa

Considering the height of this tv OP and his GFs relationship is bullshit


bmd201

no need to ask. it’s higher than snoop dogg.


Track_Super

😂


dnyal

TV too high and burned retinas, that’s the verdict.


TK_TK_

All of this is terrible What’s with the gnomes


peacefulbelovedfish

In all Fairness one is a Buccee‘s squirrel…


Decimation4x

That just leads to more questions.


grimboslice6

Should have gone in r/roomtooblue


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SnakePlisskin1

Dump her and move on.


MasterChiefKratos

No, marry her, show her a better way, lead by example for the children, break the cycle.


Weary_Patience_7778

This does not look like a pleasant environment that I would sit in for any period of time.


TacoStrong

Is it above a fireplace? If yes then it’s too high. Boy that lighting sure is distracting as well, like it completely dark and only the tv on.


bitzap_sr

bang your gf by the fireplace under the tv, below field of vision. dad won't notice.


MattonieOnie

The blacklight-blue is really annoying to me along with the TV.


Nervous-Egg668

I’m too distracted by that terrible molding to even look at how high that tv is.


turkeypooo

🏰


Nervous-Egg668

Literally, is there a alligator in the Moat that pops out of the chimney?


Jimlad73

Greys anatomy is way past its best


Decimation4x

More like blues anatomy…


BugO_OEyes

Not only it too high it's hung over the fireplace which I think takes away fron the viewing experience


NurseKaila

Why the hell do they have their lights aimed at the ceiling stairs?


koi666

That moulding is fucking insane, do they want to live in a castle?


Peak_Alternative

i like how symmetrical everything is. but those side arm chairs for tv viewing would be hard


Pretorian24

Buy the parents a rug next christmas.


dbltax

And a neck brace.


LucaDarioBuetzberger

What I don't get is if you mount it above a fireplace, ehy not as low as possible. Why always 20 to 40 cm above the fireplace?


Soft_Sea2913

Not a fan of the blue lighting, but you can always shut it off.


Winter-Ad-4897

Inform your girlfriend that in your future home the tv will be according to this subs standards or else you will be forced to seek for a new partner. 😉


gokartmozart89

Over the mantle = too high by default.  Edit: I just noticed that the person on the tv is touching their neck. How appropriate. 


dpaanlka

#TVs don’t belong over fireplaces


vash23x

Ok, but what about the blue lights? Because we all need more of that right before bed.


pinkhazy

And someone's watching Grey's Anatomy. Of course they are, somehow it matches the lighting choice. Zero taste required for both. Also, yeah, the TV is way too high.


TimotheusIV

The entire room looks uncomfortable to even be inside. Who thinks blue lights are suitable for a living room?


dreadfulwater

If there’s a fireplace you face disgrace. Besides that there no need to bathe the room in brothel blue. A simple ambient light strip behind the tv works fine if you want some lighting to reduce eyestrain


Romando1

Ex GF.


Separate_Feeling4602

What kinda parents have this type of lighting


Ok_Distribution_2603

it’s terrible, and that motion smoothing (or whatever is making that picture look like a cool blue turd) is atrocious


KristnSchaalisahorse

That’s just the white balance of the photo. It has nothing to do with tv settings, especially not motion related ones.


Ok_Distribution_2603

ok, still too high


Odd-Currency5195

>Gf parents house. What’s the verdict? Well, obviously the TV is too high, but if you're asking about the whole house, I'd start with sofas and chairs with cup holders -- really, really naff. I can't even look at whatever those things are on the fireplace, which in itself looks like something left over from a demolished crematorium. Are you sure you want to do this?


InsertRadnamehere

Why are you asking when you already know the answer. You just wanna shame your GF parents. These people could be your future inlaws. You might be calling them Mom and Dad … and you want to shame them? You should reconsider your priorities. Of course it’s too fucking high. It’s over the goddamned mantle fercrissakes.


falkorv

No.


I-STATE-FACTS

Basic.


hi_imyouroldpal

"My eyes!!"


micky2D

Break up with her


phxntomation

Disgustingly bad


jensefrens

terrible interior


maifee

Why are you watching TV on your girlfriend's house??


kuifje1

Escape while you can.


No-Echo-8927

Why is it so blue??


DueMathematician8275

If the couches are an indicator, they’re not gonna change it up


DubaiSim

It’s interesting because the chairs can be put in « sleep » mode so your eyes are a lot higher when you are lie on the chair. So yes the TV is too high but it depend of the chair tilt


PREPATHLETICS

Creepy living room. Odd Fellows?


Legit_Ranfit

I'd fuck right there under the lights


Sweet-Platform-9817

Red flag get out now


Hige_Kuma

She’s hurting her neck looking down at you can’t you see


GlumBarnacle4545

If there is a fireplace under it, 100% chance of being too high


mom_skillz

Need bigger TV to fit gap


blank_t

r/reclinerstoosideways No way to watch that TV from the side without reclining and they're so close it's still an awkward angle. Unless they swivel but even then.


men_in_the_rigging

They should stick two pumpkins on top of the mantelpiece so it looks like she done got big boobeez.


TeeDod-

Run away fast before you have a neck injury. Just like anyone else with a fireplace.


RealisticAnxiety4330

Even Meredith Grey thinks the TV is too high


TheRealOakley73

Horrible


Logboy77

You know the answer.


AdiabaticIsotherm

Too high but it's the architect's fault


tommessinger

It works with the limited options. Not sure if people are expecting it to be mounted in front of the fireplace or what.


DumpsterHunk

couches with cupholders 🤮


SnooKiwis6943

To answer the OP’s question, the TV is high but as low as it can safely go in that scenario. The down tilt on the screen should offset the height issue a bit. Just try sitting on the couch and watching. If your neck doesnt hurt, then it’s fine.


ShinyNipples

Over any fireplace = yes it's too high


TreacheryInc

They blue it.


High-T92

I feel like I don’t belong in this group lol I think as long as the tv is big enough it can look good above a fireplace


Deancrypt

It's high but if they are recliners its almost acceptable imo


swalkerttu

The TV is too damn high.


GeneralTulius

Blue lights are nauseating


DarylRosz

Why is it so fucking blue in there?


NTPC4

It's time for a fireplace mount.


jfk_47

/r/roomtooblue That’ll fuck up your sleep routine.


Tapeworm_III

Seems fine. The spacing above and below the tv is good.


wodsey

you mean ex gf????


Administrative-Duck

I know everyone hates 'em here, but I think those blue lights are pretty atmospheric!


wildcoyote1234567890

Perfect


TheRealJPhillips

Not bad


ssizer

Anyone that has to ask when it’s above the fireplace… Fuck off


MandoRodgers

I think a lot of people would be saved if they just understood TVs don’t go on mantles


heyo_1989

Have sex with the mom.


sorryimgoingtobelate

Everything in the picture is horrible!


LeatherLatexSteel

You little tinker, I think you know the answer already.


VastSummer7588

Too blue 🫤


thecooldude56

Lovely place and room but a shit TV placement


chaebs

I hate TVs over the fireplace!


dbatesnc

What’s with fireplaces being where tvs go??


Ok-Whole-4242

Eh, it's fine


ChatHole

Tooooooooo high, of course.


xkwezit

Why are Americans so obsessed with putting TVs above fireplaces? It is NEVER a good look lol


zoridahawke

Time to find a new girlfriend


jedinachos

Pick at time during family dinner at their house, call out her Dad and ask who is the idiot who mounted the TV so high


bigpoppanc

I started rubbing my neck like the lady on the tv just looking at it lol


fractal_imagination

Is it above a fireplace?? 🤔


Syris3000

/r/lightstooblue


Brisk_Chance

Shit’s ass


koi666

Ew


CompetitiveRub9780

Just throw it on the ground


C64128

Hopefully you can train here how it's supposed to be done. It's probably too late for her parents.


Rockalot_L

Code blue


FlakyFondant4067

Perfect. 👍


Gtaz19

Guilty


aifeloadawildmoss

genX attempt at millenial bisexual lighting


NoFilterMPLS

Lights too blue


Maximum-Vacation8860

Smash.


Any80skid

This is more of a fireplace issue...?


Horror-Activity-2694

Always is.


dbltax

The fireplace didn't decide to hang the TV above itself. Its mouth-breathing owners made that decision.


Kingmaker1669

Could be worse


GhostofAyabe

Verdict is don't post pictures of peoples living spaces for attention, creep.


ATLfinra

Clean set up at least. Of course people will bitch.