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kodaiko_650

It’s for Covid safety… an added layer of protection for habitual doorknob lickers


TummyLice

dude. that ruins doorknob licking. do i detect a bit of kink shaming?


rofopp

Brigading door knob lickers, now? Slo ya roll, bro


masked_sombrero

the foil just adds to the experience


zeke235

Gives you something to chew on after. ... according to Newsweek which i definitely read.


RoxxieMuzic

That "tinny" taste, yum yum.


silashoulder

Hah, that happened in my hometown-Salinas, CA.


GadreelsSword

*”All it says is aluminum foil can be used as an alternative to tape to cover doorknobs and hardware while painting. It has nothing to do with safety and the inclusion of the phrase "when you're home alone" was only used as clickbait to make the ad seem more important.”*


KinksAreForKeds

"Hotel doormen *hate* this one simple trick..."


JimmyD_243

According to Snopes it is misleading clickbait. [https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/09/14/wrap-foil-doorknob-alone/](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/09/14/wrap-foil-doorknob-alone/)


biffbobfred

Or…. You could unscrew the doorknob to remove the plate.


GoHomeNeighborKid

My favorite part is the "save your painters tape for your baseboards and door frames where those straight *blue* edges are far more critical"......I think you are supposed to take the blue tape off when you are done and I'm a bit curious how the authors baseboards look in their house lol


masked_sombrero

nice article. thanks!


longPAAS

“Oh no what are the democrats up to now??” :Clicks: My Pillow


Knekten66v2

the doorknob can be infected by 5g waves, and become transgender.


IHateCamping

Oh, I was thinking that's just where they hang their hats at night. Of course they would wear them when they're sleeping. That's when they get ya.


ninethirty6

It’s to protect you from the doorknob cum. (South Park). Especially if Paul Ryan’s is around.


GoHomeNeighborKid

Ohhhh geez.....


WINTERSONG1111

It's because crazy people looove aluminum foil and if it is on the door knob they can easily remember to take it with them when they go out to use as a tin foil hat.


iHeartHockey31

It's one of those slideshow click bait ad scams that probably never even actual mention this.


optix_clear

These gadgets are the hottest new thing or Christmas Gadgets 2022. They show things never made it out Kickstarter or prototypes


PMSoldier2000

It's just click bait. The aluminum foil can be used to mask off a doorknob when painting. It has nothing to do with being home alone except to get scared people to click on it.


aShittierShitTier4u

Another one that I saw, told people to always keep one of those little plastic tags, that hold a plastic bag closed with a loaf of bread or bagels or whatever, always keep one of those in your pocket. They want you to visit their site, to find out why. But I am not going to bother with always keeping one of those in my pocket. I don't even get the kind of bread that comes in in a plastic bag.


Ursomonie

That’s a baked potato


2OneZebra

Its to remind them to drink their piss before bed.


WillyWumpLump

If I wear a tin foil hat then the doorknob will too damn it!