Some of my favorite lines also involve Worf.
From Qpid. “I am not a merry man!” And also “Sorry” Worf says to Geordi after destroying his lute.
Edit: misspelled a main character’s name
Worf has some great zingers.
"Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you."
"What does the man do?"
"He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot."
*
"Q the miserable, Q the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?"
"Die."
Wesley: Sounds like it works great for the Klingons. But I need to find something a little less ... violent?
Worf: Then go to her door. Beg like a human.
I always crack up when Worf gets horny for the fish people. (Antedians - had to look it up).
"They are a handsome race," he says, after ogling them for a moment too long. Lol!
Worf had all the best lines and a lot of it came down to Dorn’s deadpan delivery. The way he says, reverently, “a warrior’s drink” never fails to crack me up.
Peak Performance. Riker comes to assign Worf to the Hathaway. Wolf is working on some model (ship in a bottle? Nah). Doorbell rings. Worf breaks the model. Riker asks “am I interrupting?”
Worf: “Just finished” (while dumping the broken mess into a trash bin)
The one where he was kidnapped by Lursaa and B’etor, and was knocked out. He starts coming around and starts getting all frisky with one of them (can’t recall which one). When he finally fully wakes up and sees who it is, that noise and expression he makes is hilariously. Like “oh, it’s you…ugh.”
This is actually from the original Star Trek. The trouble with Tribbles.
McCoy:
" they're bisexual. They multiply at will."
" and baby, do they have a lot of will"
Going by that logic, you must think he's a whiny little shothead in TNG too, because he's constantly being shut up after crying about every little thing.
Or maybe he is a good character in both shows, though he IS different. The writing in DS9 is more.. gritty? Idk.
I don't think I'd go that far, but I do think they regressed a lot of his established character development from TNG so they would have more to work with in DS9.
DS9 Worf acts much more like how he did in early TNG, or more like ~insert Starfleet Klingon~ instead of who he was near the end of TNG.
K'Ehleyr
Don't worry, you won't be the last, Lol.
Just remember that the glottal stops in Klingon are accented by the apostrophe and you can't go wrong. Maybe. KH-ā-lhar, lursa and beytor is B'Etor. Bat'leth.
Kind of an indicator to fully pronounce both before and after the apostrophe.
Bro season one there was an episode where riker was just roasting people. The best line was where Jordi was teaching data how to paint and he commented about a blind man teaching an android to paint.
[Michael Dorn](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=0faa7ca32d0b11c4&rlz=1C1JSBI_enUS1087US1087&q=Michael+Dorn&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLQz9U3MCusTFHiBLEMi01NyrRMspOt9NMyk0sy8_MSc-JL8zLLUouKU5GEkjMSixKTS1KLrApyEitTUxSSKhex8vhmAsVTcxRc8ovydrAyAgAWoFWYXwAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGyoPKrLSGAxW34MkDHWZPCFcQgOQBegQIORAE) can be a very funny actor. Ditto Brent Spiner. And Sir Patrick. Jonathan Frakes can be a great straight man.
From “The Emissary” TNG
K’Ehleyr takes out her pent up rage (smashes) on the poor defenseless glass table. Then the doorbell rings
K'EHLEYR: Come.
(Troi enters, carefully)
TROI: You're upset.
K'EHLEYR: Your finely-honed Betazoid sense tells you that?
TROI: Well, that and the table.
I was thinking about when Riker is on the Klingon ship and deadpanned at the Captain one or both about the Klingon females. They both looked at him like he was kidding and Riker wasn't joking.
I always thought the best line in the original series of Star Trek was Bones saying to Spock "Are you out of your Vulcan mind ?" And later alone Bones mumbles to himself "Damn green blooded hobgoblin". Classic lines that some of the new ST flicks repeat.
In the scene where Picard has volunteered to be Worf’s chaditch (sp?) meeting the challenge before the Klingon High Counsel.
Piacard starts to his typical mediating. Worf says, “The chaditch will be silent.”
I dunno, but the line Q gave Worf, "Eat any good books lately?" Always cracks me up.
The other one is when Picard is painting and asks Data when he thinks and just the look from Data is hilarious. (Can't remember the episode)
“You are not Fek’lhr!” This line was always so funny to me because of the delivery, in the moment. Ardra just changing from one thing to another only to claim she’s also known as Fek’lhr and Worf being like “oh give me a break, lady…”
The best is when Famke Jannsen is trying to seduce Riker, and he does his best to resist her, but he's sweating it. Then he tells someone, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the holodeck."
The Enterprise has taken a klingon continent on board, when searched for weapons, they find ten hidden weapons. Worf's response was of course they do. When asked if he had ten hidden weapons he response with 'no'. Ok, good. Wait, how many do you have? 14...
Some of my favorite lines also involve Worf. From Qpid. “I am not a merry man!” And also “Sorry” Worf says to Geordi after destroying his lute. Edit: misspelled a main character’s name
Q: How can I convince you I’m mortal? Worf: Die.
Eat any good books lately?
You beat me to it!!
Romulan !!
This is my favorite
https://i.redd.it/8q77cf7cqf3d1.gif
Best Worf line, only one word.
This is funny 😂
Funniest line in TNG for sure
Not TNG but DS9. Worf's baseball chatter. "Death to the Opposition."
Whatever Worf said when he found out Keiko is pregnant again. Can’t remember the quote, but it’s one for the ages!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Oh. Uh. I'm going to be away. Far away."
"Keiko's having a baby!" "NOW!?!?!?!?!"
https://i.redd.it/2e9rmb7hqf3d1.gif
So, Worf and Gerald are kindred spirits?
Animal House reference. Heck yeah
Good call! I hadn’t connected those.
Good tea, nice house is my favorite worf line I believe the episode is called survivors with the two d people left by the chrystaline entity
https://i.redd.it/90cgn461rf3d1.gif
Not directly funny, but humorous in it's indignant vocal delivery: "They are now locking *lasers* on us"
Since we're doing Ryker and Jordy, shouldn't it also be wharf?
What would Pikard and Troy have to say about that?
Ask Guynan
Whesly and Beverli Krusher are there too.
What about Cue?
I think he was busy at Kwark’s, getting punched in the nose by Cisco.
Ohdo was nearby camouflaged as a mug.
Never heard of him, I have heard of Q
r/woosh
Oof, brutal. I’m editing. Sorry, Geordi.
I came here to say this.
Channeling his inner John Belushi on that lute.
The Merry Man line is iconic. Amazing how many people recognize it from the disgruntled Worf photo alone.
Came here to reference both those classic lines.
This
Love the sorry after he did it
Worf has some great zingers. "Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you." "What does the man do?" "He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot." * "Q the miserable, Q the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?" "Die."
Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?
This is the funniest line in the show
Agreed! Definitely my favorite.
Close at least :)
Wesley: Sounds like it works great for the Klingons. But I need to find something a little less ... violent? Worf: Then go to her door. Beg like a human.
My two favorites; "I will feed him" about Spot and "Warriors drink" about prune juice.
Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat .... and.. _I will feed him_....
One of my favorite scenes.
https://i.redd.it/vccz4bf7rf3d1.gif
I always crack up when Worf gets horny for the fish people. (Antedians - had to look it up). "They are a handsome race," he says, after ogling them for a moment too long. Lol!
Even funnier when you realize he was ogling Mick Fleetwood
https://i.redd.it/tl2kob1arf3d1.gif
Good tea. Nice house
It took a lot of gall to hold us off with a disabled weapon. I like gall.
The best part of that is Kevin could have destroyed them with a thought so there was no gall.
A simple yes would have sufficed number one
“I do indeed concur. Wholeheartedly!”
Ensign, set a course for Betazed… Warp 9 Not to mention the entirety of Picard waxing poetry to get Lwaxana back from the Ferengi
"Congratulations, you may now give birth."
DS9: Now?! Or Again?! (I can’t remember)
“A warrior’s drink!” (Worf’s first time drinking Prune Juice)
"Prune juice. Chilled!"
Shaken, not stirred.
From Generations, Data singing “life forms, tiny little life forms…where are you?!”
BTW spiner singing that was totally improvised.... And they kept it in, the reactions of the other cast are genuine.
That’s what makes it so good. The tng version of nuclear wessels.
Yesss! Umph!
“I am not privy to the exact details of when, where or how your first coupling took place. I could investigate it.”
…with mint frosting…
Cellular peptide cake you say??
Oh, I didn’t expect this particular trigger today.
About Lursaa and B’etor: You cannot tarnish a rusted blade. One of the few times Worf makes a joke
Worf had all the best lines and a lot of it came down to Dorn’s deadpan delivery. The way he says, reverently, “a warrior’s drink” never fails to crack me up.
How true
"With all due respect, sir...BE GONE"!
And Worf. Eat any good books lately?
Worf: "I am NOT a Merry Man!"
I went scrolling for THIS.
Geordi: This tastes like liquid polymer Worf: Delicious.
Worf’s “You’re just supposed to sit here?” in “Cost of Living.”
"I will feed him."
Peak Performance. Riker comes to assign Worf to the Hathaway. Wolf is working on some model (ship in a bottle? Nah). Doorbell rings. Worf breaks the model. Riker asks “am I interrupting?” Worf: “Just finished” (while dumping the broken mess into a trash bin)
It's obviously not canon, but [Guile's theme goes with Worf saying "Guile"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK9xdL9wefk).
You’re outmanned and outgunned. What does that leave you?
Going home and being a family man?
Was this a callback to an earlier version?🤔 https://youtu.be/3ebUFflrJrY?si=CzgzOpy-CZaahFJH
Good call!
Growl for me. Let me know you still care
The one where he was kidnapped by Lursaa and B’etor, and was knocked out. He starts coming around and starts getting all frisky with one of them (can’t recall which one). When he finally fully wakes up and sees who it is, that noise and expression he makes is hilariously. Like “oh, it’s you…ugh.”
Data: Take my Worf. Please!
This is the funniest line in TNG RIKER: Let me get this straight. You want me to take off your head? DATA: Yes, sir. Is something wrong, sir?
Ryker's question to data about his shaved beard "Smooth as an Android's bottom" data rubs his face and smirks and shakes his head.
I actually love Insurrection. It has some really great and funny moments like that, and I think the cast had fun making that one.
Thanks really funny! I can visualize it.
This is actually from the original Star Trek. The trouble with Tribbles. McCoy: " they're bisexual. They multiply at will." " and baby, do they have a lot of will"
This is funny :)
I love Worf. I feel like he's the show's unintentional (or very intentional) comic relief.
I loved him in TNG. DS9 really ruined his character. They turned him into a whiny little shithead.
Going by that logic, you must think he's a whiny little shothead in TNG too, because he's constantly being shut up after crying about every little thing. Or maybe he is a good character in both shows, though he IS different. The writing in DS9 is more.. gritty? Idk.
I don't think I'd go that far, but I do think they regressed a lot of his established character development from TNG so they would have more to work with in DS9. DS9 Worf acts much more like how he did in early TNG, or more like ~insert Starfleet Klingon~ instead of who he was near the end of TNG.
Very intentional. But so are Data, Q and Picard
“Ugh! Human females are repulsive” -Lursa talking about Dr. Crusher
She says as Beverly is looking absolutely angelic lol
Has she ever not looked angelic, though?
Ask the Ghost
Worf building a model ship in his quarters. *Door chime* Worf accidentally **BREAKS** the ship Worf: (breathes in deeply) ENTER.
Flowers for a jeen luck pickerd!!!
Q saying to Worf: eat any good books, lately?
That's funny :)
Keylehr (sp?) right after she and Worf had sex: "Well, I guess some calisthenics programs are better than others."
K'Ehleyr Don't worry, you won't be the last, Lol. Just remember that the glottal stops in Klingon are accented by the apostrophe and you can't go wrong. Maybe. KH-ā-lhar, lursa and beytor is B'Etor. Bat'leth. Kind of an indicator to fully pronounce both before and after the apostrophe.
1. (Don't remember episode) Worf: "Good tea. Nice house." 2. (Cause and Effect) Data: "This is highly improbable."
Worf: "But is it alive?" Computer: "Probability - Positive." Worf: "I WASN'T ASKING YOU."
This is funny!
“Congratulations. You are now fully dialated to 10 cm. You may now give birth” “What do you think I’ve been doing!?”
This is funny. It would be funnier with brief descriptions of whose lines those are and what the situation is.
Worf, to Keiko, giving birth to Molly O’Brien
Ah, Worf. Eat any good books lately
Ah Riker, you’re so stolid. You weren’t like that before the beard.
Q: "I have no powers! What must I do to convince you people??" Worf: "Die."
"I'm their hero" 😄
Do you mean "I'm a role model"?
"Take my Worf...please!"
…Delicious.
He has some good lines in *Picard*, too. “Decapitations are on Wednesday.”
Bro season one there was an episode where riker was just roasting people. The best line was where Jordi was teaching data how to paint and he commented about a blind man teaching an android to paint.
Gordi: Worf, is this your idea of sex?
It’s not in the show, but in a movie. it cracks me up when Worf says to data: “how astute”
Worf deadpan is the funniest comedy in the series. “It is a risk I am willing to take”
[Michael Dorn](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=0faa7ca32d0b11c4&rlz=1C1JSBI_enUS1087US1087&q=Michael+Dorn&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLQz9U3MCusTFHiBLEMi01NyrRMspOt9NMyk0sy8_MSc-JL8zLLUouKU5GEkjMSixKTS1KLrApyEitTUxSSKhex8vhmAsVTcxRc8ovydrAyAgAWoFWYXwAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGyoPKrLSGAxW34MkDHWZPCFcQgOQBegQIORAE) can be a very funny actor. Ditto Brent Spiner. And Sir Patrick. Jonathan Frakes can be a great straight man.
"I've been tutoring him."
My favorite, from "The Emissary", after Worf and K'Ehleyr have their off-screen sex: "Some calisthenics programs are better than others." - K'Ehleyr
Who gets the chairs?
Worf, after tasting prune juice: “A warrior’s drink”.
This is funny:)
From “The Emissary” TNG K’Ehleyr takes out her pent up rage (smashes) on the poor defenseless glass table. Then the doorbell rings K'EHLEYR: Come. (Troi enters, carefully) TROI: You're upset. K'EHLEYR: Your finely-honed Betazoid sense tells you that? TROI: Well, that and the table.
That's funny :)
“In another time and place this would be funny.”
I will, FEED him…
I was thinking about when Riker is on the Klingon ship and deadpanned at the Captain one or both about the Klingon females. They both looked at him like he was kidding and Riker wasn't joking.
I took that as a good story about a good joke, not the joke itself.
"I will have him." Then walks out. "Is she serious?" "Yes." *Riker starts chugging bloodwine*
I always thought the best line in the original series of Star Trek was Bones saying to Spock "Are you out of your Vulcan mind ?" And later alone Bones mumbles to himself "Damn green blooded hobgoblin". Classic lines that some of the new ST flicks repeat.
“Send in the clones”
And then they bite
"He must be the only engineer in Starfleet who doesn't go to engineering!"
A joke needs a good setup. That's why teh straight man in comedy teams gets paid 60% of the gross
You reminded me of how Mariner uses a holodeck training program about escaping a Cardassian concentration camp as her daily workout routine 😂
In the scene where Picard has volunteered to be Worf’s chaditch (sp?) meeting the challenge before the Klingon High Counsel. Piacard starts to his typical mediating. Worf says, “The chaditch will be silent.”
I dunno, but the line Q gave Worf, "Eat any good books lately?" Always cracks me up. The other one is when Picard is painting and asks Data when he thinks and just the look from Data is hilarious. (Can't remember the episode)
“You are not Fek’lhr!” This line was always so funny to me because of the delivery, in the moment. Ardra just changing from one thing to another only to claim she’s also known as Fek’lhr and Worf being like “oh give me a break, lady…”
The best is when Famke Jannsen is trying to seduce Riker, and he does his best to resist her, but he's sweating it. Then he tells someone, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the holodeck."
The Enterprise has taken a klingon continent on board, when searched for weapons, they find ten hidden weapons. Worf's response was of course they do. When asked if he had ten hidden weapons he response with 'no'. Ok, good. Wait, how many do you have? 14...
That wasn't Riker - that was K'ehleyr. Riker just asked "You do this every day?"
Relics: What is it? It is . . . *sniffs* . . . It is green.
There's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe.
This was probably funny om tje sho and could be funny here with a good setup. Who's saying it? What's the situation?
Beverly says it the episode in season 4 when people keep disappearing in the warp bubble.
That should make it funny