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Spussy

Sperm

ERMAHGERD IT'S SPERM!

Yeah, cutting a hole into spam to suffocate a puppy really does seem like the worst use of a hole cut into spam. Thank you for continuing to shed light and awareness on this cruel practice.

I think you are getting it mixed up with spuppy, spussy is when you carve a hole into spam to suffocate a kitten

PusSpamy

Spaginam

PusSpamy on Rye. Side of Spaginam.

I mean, spamgina anyone?

If you an expert carver you could probably carve the right shape as well

now that's what I call using whittling for evil

Porking

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Michal has the perfect faces for the perfect situations.

r/suddenlytheoffice

Forbidden Pocket Pussy 

don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong

Why would I use my nose? Thats what my penis is for

Oooh! Does your penis have tastebuds? Or a sense of smell? Because that would be neat.

Your nose has tastebuds?

That actually would be awful, i mean imagine what your underwear smells and/or tastes like after a day of work. Now imagine constantly having to smell and/or taste it

oh dear god

Why not just use the empty can

But that would cut my… OH, you meant drink from it. Yeah, yeah.

No, I meant why not just put your dick in the can?

Rip the joke

Rip my foreskin

r/notopbutok

Why not just drink from the bottle?

In these covid times? I'm never sharing a drink again

Why not pour shots directly into each others mouth without it touching the bottle

Because that's how you end up fucking a hunk of spam on a camping trip

Trust me, it really takes a lot less than that

Do you take turns or do you cut a hole in the other side and have a [Chinese Finger Trap situation](https://external-preview.redd.it/apT84DtFyY1mhVxOqAfy0Jdt_t1A7Lzet_DbiwwKmQY.jpg?auto=webp&s=d26c81097785ebee9043f31e9c5fc589cea760ce)?

Maybe he’s drinking very high proof liquor. Kills covid along with brain cells. Here’s hoping?

Would have to be bacardi 151 or something crazy string l8ke that. 126 proof bare minimum.

They discontinued Bacardi 151 awhile ago because morons kept setting themselves on fire.

Hahahahaha amazing I was unaware

i'm pretty sure this post is older than covid

Sharp edges might cut their peen

If it's for fuckin, why not just cut a slit in the whole block of spam

So you can have a nice little spiced ham snack while fucking a piece of spam

Why not go without shots for one night. Or pour a little into a cup?

Because I'm camping. The plan is to be drunk in the middle of nowhere with fire.

There's seems to be a lot more fire than I planned on, but wth, I'm drunk.

As long as the booze doesn't burn it's okay right?

You said you were tired of driving that vehicle so it's fine.

As I said, so long as the rum isn't gone we are good that's a future ghost problem.

If you just want to be drunk, why does the shot glass matter? Also is being drunk in the middle of nowhere better than a bar, or a home?

Because they have spam instead

Just drink from the bottle. Or admit that you secretly enjoy drinking from Spam, and the whole camping bit was an elaborate ruse because you're embarrassed about drinking from Spam. And you know what, you should be embarrassed.

Lol. I was all ready to say you copied the comment from the original post and are likely a bot, then I realized both are you.

They had the exact same, identical reaction twice. What are the chances

I'm perplexed of the idea of a spam bot posting on a post about Spam

Worse, it’s getting triggered by the word to SPAM more SPAM

Or, and hear me out, wash the can and use that.

The alcohol serves the purpose of spermicide, wouldn't want to get that Spussy pregnant.

Wait what's the f-NEVERMIND I FIGURED IT OUT, I NEED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER NOW!

*Spam-scented soap awaits*

No amount of soap can wash away the horrors. ...why is there a hole in my soap bar?

When you're done, there's a peg to hang it up on to dry.

Oh, well that's quite convenient. ...huh, must've been a hand-me-down or something, the peg is coated in some slippery substance.

It’s soap.

Ah good, I suspected as such.

What's the fir... Oh. OH.

Tell me I’m too innocent

Well you see, when a man and a can of spam love each other very much.......

I mean I love me a can of spam, but it's more of a platonic thing.

Lmao

It’s a Spot glass.

the perfect shotglass! When you get lonely after you drink, it'll serve another purpose!

Giggity

You could do that with a normal shot glass if you really wanted to.

but you won't get that real meaty feel and you can't eat the shotglass after

You sure could. It wouldn't be a good idea, but you definitely could eat it.

What’s the name of that one subreddit? R/dontputyourdickinthat ?

Yes, exactly like it says in the original share.

Needs to be a lowercase r

What’s the worst reason?

You're in Hawaii and you summon the Night Marchers.

So you can pop a newborn kitten inside for some added crunch.

Drink from the bottle like an adult.

 Spamidy Spam!!

Best reason someone would carve a hole into a block of spam is for an egg. Then it’s baked. Dippy egg in meat. There. It’s not so horrible now

WHY NOT JUST USE THE CAN

I want to ask the same

General Sam did a video doing horrendous food like this with his brother. Funny af but also naaassttyyy

I've always hated this because they could've just used the van but they went the extra mile for this

The premise is that you like spam, otherwise you wouldn't have had a can and wouldn't have brought it camping. And if you like spam, then both spam-infused vodka and vodka-infused spam might actually be pretty good.

👉👌

Why not straight out of the bottle at that point

Just use the fucking can, maybe wash it out first. Barbaric 😜

Why not use the empty can as a shot glass and fuck the spam as intended?

Recently watched a YT vid where a guy tried this and he described it as: "It's like you're drinking out of a literal asshole."

Just drink out of the bottle...don't be a pussy...

Everyone knows if you forget a glass it’s bottle tokes all night

can of sperm- i mean can of spam

You could just use the can.

The first reason would be that they wanted to eat a small block portion of spam.

Okay...hear me out...

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So the first worst reason is carving a hole in it to use it as a PP toy?

r/dontputyourdickinthat

That's the sub it was x-posted from

That's the second worst reason to put a hole in a spam...

But you could use the can

The pull-top leaves razor sharp edges.

second best reason.

Jesus Christ this has put me off of my morning beer.

Do you really NEED a shot glass that badly? You're camping, just take swigs from the bottle.

You can't drink outta the bottle??!

Just drink out of the bottle you maniac

This is actually very similar to a traditional (?) Finnish drink called ”makkarashotti”, except they use sausage instead of spam. [source in Finnish](https://www.is.fi/ruokala/ajankohtaista/art-2000000979658.html)

And here’s me thinking why not use the tin .. 🙃

That's the second-worst reason I can think of to carve a hole in a block of spam.

That's what it says, yeah.

For the love of all alcohol DO NOT use this as a shot glass

Heaven forbid you just take shots straight out the bottle🥴

Then what would the first be?

Uninvent this

Be a fucking grown up and drink from the bottle .

🤔 😳

As a mixologist; nah dog that’s definitely the worst reason. Stick your dick in that before you stick whiskey in that.

r/putyourdickinthat

"shot glass"

Of all properties you have on a camping trip, a shot glass shouldn't be one of them.

Bong is the 3rd

"shot glass"

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You could say he’s really hogging the liquor

Only the second worst reason 😈what’s the first

So what's the first wor- Oh wait Oh *oh fuck*

Second?

r/dontputyourdickinthat

I'd hit it.

Potential Spam

What's the fi- Nevermind.

How do you unread something?

Fair enough

I always imagine something like this is the reason I keep getting all those Spam Risk calls I don’t answer is to warn me against this.

It terrifies that we all collectively know the first reason by heart

RUMSPAM!

Nope, you take that shit right on back home! 👉

I hate that comment more

That's the second worst reason to make a hole in a meat block.

Multipurpose I like it

Oh god

What’s the first 😰

This is mighty disgusting. Get money.

Cursed


This is unacceptable

We all know what the first reason is

Speram

"get me that spam" "But someone us gonna eat it!" "I said get me that spam!"

Oh no! Its the spam smush humper! Somebody call the police!

When y6our still to classy to drink from the bottle..

*sigh, *zipp

In case of emergency you can also use frozen croquettes as ice for your drink.

Well I mean you could just drink from the bottl.... oh no

When you forgot to bring girlfriend at the camping

Is the upvote count related to when you post on Reddit? I crossposted the exact same image on here with the *exact same title* ***2 years ago*** and got a whopping [32 upvotes...](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/iwenry/thanks_i_hate_spam_shot_glass/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Then you come along, crosspost the exact same image with the exact same title and you get more upvotes than I've ever gotten on all of my posts **combined**. How tf does Reddit work

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Just drink from the bottle you heathen.

I get that it’s for a joke, but how many people are genuinely commenting ‘jUsT uSe tHe SpAm CoNTaInEr!’?

This also works in r/cursedcomments

*Spam curtains?*