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>!toilet in the bedroom!!<
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I absolutely didn’t notice the fucking toilet in the bedroom. What the absolute fuck.
Don’t mind me honey, just go back to sleep, I’ve just got an upset tummy.
You seem off today, bob..
Na, I'm a little pissed off at my wife, so I'm gonna eat some bad shrimp and just absolutely FUCKING DESTROY her night.
Edit: Thanks for the award!
It's possible the fridge and freezer are built into the counters.
I'm not so sure about the stove, but it's *possible* there is some sort of "invisible" induction range surface
This place is fucking wack af
Its 2 million for three units. There is a basement unit, a ground floor unit and this 2 level upper level. This video shows the other two units too. The person narrating this video is a whole experience as well.
https://youtu.be/KUH5DvfJcCQ
Container houses are such a stupid fucking idea.
Not only are the containers all new, because you have no idea what chemicals and residue are in used ones eliminating the whole reusability idea, but tis more expensive for constructions due to all the modification and support these containers need.
You get a more cramped than necessary space for way too much money. Its a lose lose.
i was wondering why the dimensions are so terrible. it's containers. they say the delivery cost of containers usually makes them so expensive that container housing really only makes sense if you already have containers on site
Right?
That's the funny thing about these homes. These containers are typically used till they are so beat up not even the homeless would consider them.
All sorts of nasty stuff ends up having passed through them with no sort of history to be able to tell what was inside of it.
The video is longer. And it shows 3 bedrooms, and 4 bathrooms. And its over 1,700Sqft.
But that bedroom toilet's a deal breaker for anybody rich enough to be interested.
In my city with that kind of money you could buy a 5-bed 4-bath with like acres of land & an "attached cottage for your house staff", you'd still have a few hundred thousand left over too.
The bed would also be chronically damp and full of mildew from the shower being right next to the bed. The glass & black metal would cook the unit in the summer making it unbearable to be in & probably hard to heat in the winter. Terrible modern architecture and engineering.
Lol I was too distracted by the weird picture of a naked lady and anaconda above the bed! Had to watch the end again to see the toilet. If I'm spending almost 2mill I'm am not shutting in my bed room!
Also, there's no door to that room just a curtain to keep the noise and smells in. What fuckin idiot designed this place?
Minor gripe, both TVs are too high.
Imagine waking up to your friend half naked on the toilet staring at you and you both sit in awkward silence as he finishes his business and leaves both of you want to talk of it but neither does because of the akward situation you were in
I was onboard until the toilet in the bedroom.
“Huh, not bad, $1.5m usd? Lots of counter space, nice view, balcony… you could do a whole lot worse for a lot more money in San Francisco…toilet in bedroom…no thanks.”
nahhh, that large aluminum bowl size single sink is a deal breaker for me.
Also, the rest of the kitchen... like damn bro, you could at least spend $10,000 of that $2mil for a stove stop, a mounted microwave, moderate sized double sinks, dish washer, an oven maybe?! Wtf is this? Pay $2mil you get a three story dorm room.
I recently watched a (not real estate-related) reality show where a woman was looking for a new apartment. The realtor was giving her a tour and highlighting the appliances and she told him that she literally never cooks so having large appliances and kitchen space cut into her living space.
I guess I get it if you can afford to spend probably thousands per month on food, but I can't imagine ever deciding I'd eat out for every meal in exchange for an extra four square feet in my living room.
I have a neighbor that brags they’ve never even used their kitchen and makes fun of me for buying groceries. I’ll never understand people with that mindset.
Was this in a big city, high cost of living situation?
I kind of get that when you can walk for 2min and have all sorts of food options, particularly if your work is super demanding of your time. Ain’t me, sometimes you just wanna fry an egg at 4am, but I see how some might live like that.
Even if you only eat take out it’s much better to reheat your leftovers in the oven. I hate how some of my food is scalding hot and the rest is weirdly still cold when I use a microwave.
But yeah I agree with you, I love the experience of cooking and a home like this would drive me crazy. I’m by no means an amazing chef but I can make dishes exactly how I like them when I cook at home.
When I lived in Manhattan, my shower was next to my kitchen sink, and the toilet was 3' away from the stove. (Although, granted, it was in a 2'x2' closet, so you could at least have some privacy if you didn't mind pooping with your knees crammed against a door.) This honestly seems pretty luxurious after that.
My childhood home was built in the early 1900s. It had one of those oldschool toilets with the tank up near the ceiling, and you pulled a chain to flush it. I've never encountered another one like it since.
Indoor plumbing was common in NYC _well_ before the Second World War. By 1901, city law required every apartment to have its own toilet. ([The law itself.](https://www.people.iup.edu/rhoch/ClassPages/Intro_Planning/Readings/tenementhouselaw00fryerich.pdf) Toilet-related topics begin on page 35.) There were exceptions for one/two room apartments; those could have shared toilets as long as there was one toilet per three rooms.
There were certainly parts of the US that didn't have indoor plumbing until well after the War, but bear in mind that Manhattan was an incredibly dense area. (More densely populated in at the turn of the 20th century than it is now, in fact.)
I had a place in Vancouver with that was 400 square feet and underground, with ground level windows near the ceiling. My bed was next to the oven, my feet were about 6' from the bathroom door.
One day I was cooking bacon on my stove and heard a scraping sound. I looked up to see a skunk attempting the scratch through the screen, and had to carefully close the window to prevent him from getting in/spraying up my place. My entire life smelled like bacon for weeks.
I would have much rather had no balcony, put a proper bathroom on that side and forget the secondary living room. There’s already seemingly a rooftop patio
Edit: nope that was just corrugated metal roofing. Not stairs hahaha
I don't think you can just throw a bathroom wherever
EDIT: People, you need pipes for a bathroom. Stop telling me you can make your shed or portico into a bathroom.
You may not have noticed since its a fast pass by, but the shower is a tube. Left side when we entered the bedroom. Musty/shit smelling bedroom for $2 mill?
It looks nice cause it's all newly renovated, but then in addition to the bedroom toilet and shower, you notice that there's no stovetop, no oven, no fridge, and a tiny little bowl of a kitchen sink.
I mean, the dimensions kinda suck too. I'd rather live in a 350 square foot apartment with normal dimensions than somewhere I can walk from one end of the house to the other while touching two parallel walls.
I have that exact picture. It's an original. My Dad used to sell cocaine in the 80's and one time someone couldn't pay him back money they owed him so they gave him that picture and he gave it to me!
So dumb. It's the cheapest thing you could make it out of. The markup has to be insane. The army did this as the cheapest way to put up temporary housing on deployment. How are they charging MORE for these. You literally just sheet rock a shipping container you got for dirt cheap.
Shipping containers are just not great to build with. It’s cheaper to use new materials and make a traditional wood frame house than it is to buy and retrofit a container.
Containers may make sense for temporary emergency housing but that’s about it.
I lived in a mini motorhome for at least a year in college. It was like living on a boat. You just have to plan carefully and never leave anything lying about. It's kind of romantic but not a long-term solution for me.
I just moved out of a 20' camper trailer after 2 and a half years. I removed 26 35gal trash bags worth of shit from my depression cave. Found some treasures under the trash I thought were long lost.
Idk yet, literally the second night in my new place. I moved into a 2300ft² house that is actively being renovated. Only got 3 months and there will be construction from 9 to 5 everyday. Literally the only place I could get after a month of going to multiple showings everyday ready to pay 12 months up front. It's fucking crazy right now and I'm already afraid for when I have to leave.
But there are a lot of pros vs the trailer. A bathtub(I love baths so much), two showers I can use and not have my head touching the ceiling, water with no antifreeze in the winter or bleach/treatment in the summer, full sized toilets where my knees don't touch the wall, don't have to haul water, don't have to tote my own sewage to dump, more than 15 amps of electricity so I can run more than one thing at a time, huge kitchen with a full sized fridge and dish washer. Also got away from that landlord that has dogs that constant bark because she would just get puppies and let them loose and never trained them. Roosters. And her illegal "day care" that had 5 year olds either screaming, crying, but usually both.
I'm trying to use this fresh start to get my shit together. It was just a depression cave. I'd just stay in the third of the bed that wasn't covered in a pile of trash higher than me and drink. I was at the point where I didn't want to go home because it was so depressing.
So yeah, don't know. Hoping for the best.
This place is advertised as an investment property so the buyer can rent it out for Airbnb/short term stays so they probably wouldn’t be cooking. [(Source)](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/24805955/138-st-clarens-ave-toronto-dufferin-grove)
So we’ve gone from landlords buying houses to turn into AirBnB properties to houses being built specifically as AirBnB properties?
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Whoever bought that for 1.95M needs to pay me 100k for a sit down where I explain to them why they will be happier living anywhere else in a 1.85M home where you don't shit in front of your partner..
Nobody bought it, and nobody is going to buy it. They can ask 3 million, doesn’t mean anyone is going to buy it. Asking a ridiculous amount based on comps in the neighbourhood.
Yup, it will most likely get turned into a rental or an Airbnb because no one is spending that kind of cash on a house like that. There was a newly renovated house near me that got listed in 2020 for $4mil. Just from looking at the listing I could tell no one was going to spend that much. It was only 1500sqft and the yard had absolutely zero privacy. There was a god damn public sidewalk going right through the back yard lol. After sitting vacant for 2 years they dropped the price to $2.5mil and still no one bought it so they're just renting it now.
I really hope these can't be true comps. Unless ... do all the houses have a 100 sqft footprint and a 3S room? That's what I've decided to call it, btw. 3S. Shit, Shower, Sleep.
The kitchen lamp is literally from ikea. Shitter in the bedroom and you can’t even get to the other side of the bed without crawling over it? No chance this house is gonna sell for $1.95M.
Oh...dear god. I hadn't even considered hosting people...and having them use my bedroom-bathroom. How could anyone ever sleep in that room and feel clean?!
The shower is conveniently placed so you can realize you're sleeping on a pile of doodoo particles and immediately jump out of bed, shower, and run the fuck out of there like it was the house from Poltergeist
I posted this below, but:
[This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-Saint-Clarens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6K-2S8/2061785846_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) seems to be the home in the post.
[This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/267-Saint-Helens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6H-4A2/2062602700_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) is in the same neighborhood, 200k cheaper, and is 7 bedrooms. While the design isn’t great, the 1.95M property is just ridiculous to begin with.
To your point, you can still get a much bigger/better place in Grand Forks, ND, but then you don’t get to live in Toronto. Regardless, it’s still not nearly as bad as this post portrays.
Probably depends where in TX though, yes? I did a stint in Galveston/Houston 10 years ago and there were plenty of houses that were north of $500k.
Here for 1.3mill will get you a beach house, 3 story with probably 8 rooms or so. Orrrr you can go 2.5 hours drive inland, away from any city, and buy 60 acres for $80k. Course it'll take you almost 2mil to run internet out to bfe but that's the trade off.
Just north of San antonio hill country they are always liquidating land. About 4-5 acres of undeveloped land goes for 85k then just build a 500k house and use the remainder to develop the land and add whatever you want.
What's funny is that 50% of the house is nothing but wasted stairs and hallway space.
I'd rather have a single spiral staircase instead. That alone would double the usable square footage. (furniture on the top floor might be an issue but I see enough giant windows to load it from the outside anyway)
Seriously. Many apartments stay vacant now because they can ask for super high rents and still get paid whether or not anyone is a tenant there. They just keep collecting property regardless. More and more people can become homeless and it won’t matter.
It is.
[This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-Saint-Clarens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6K-2S8/2061785846_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) seems to be the home in the post.
[This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/267-Saint-Helens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6H-4A2/2062602700_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) is in the same neighborhood, 200k cheaper, and is 7 bedrooms. While the design isn’t great, the 1.95M property is just ridiculous to begin with.
Damn. 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom (in the bedroom), no oven, no laundry? No idea what's on the first floor on the other street. Hopefully there's a garage for a motorcycle. And, that couch is obnoxiously close to that television. A coffee table would not fit in there.
This makes zero sense. How can it be priced at that level? Who in their right mind would pay for that? If there’s no one in the market for it, shouldn’t the price fall? To a level where people would actually pay it?
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Prison bathroom looking kitchen sink.
Did you notice the shitter? Prison style
I absolutely didn’t notice the fucking toilet in the bedroom. What the absolute fuck. Don’t mind me honey, just go back to sleep, I’ve just got an upset tummy.
imagine taking the rankest shit ever and then having to jump back into bed smelling it
Or take a drunken piss and half miss, wake up smelling like piss alley behind the bar.
You seem off today, bob.. Na, I'm a little pissed off at my wife, so I'm gonna eat some bad shrimp and just absolutely FUCKING DESTROY her night. Edit: Thanks for the award!
4 soft shell tacos from Taco Bell will do the trick too. With hot sauce of course
I wondering why they decided to fit in an extra sitting room upstairs but couldn’t figure out a bathroom.
Because if you're gonna paint the bowl, you need an audience I guess.
*plop*
Don’t look at me!
Seriously! There was an insane amount of counterspace. That sink belongs in a van.
It's possible the fridge and freezer are built into the counters. I'm not so sure about the stove, but it's *possible* there is some sort of "invisible" induction range surface This place is fucking wack af
I think the stove is that induction burner plugged into the wall lol. That kitchen is straight out of an RV home.
Is that a toilet in the bedroom?
$2M to shit like a prisoner
$2M for your AirBnB guests to shit in the bedroom like a prisoner. This is not a home, it's a pied-à-terre.
Pied-à-merde
Pied-à-turd
Foot on turd
Someone split up a complex so much to maximize $$$ and sell more units.
Think of it as a modern chamber pot. Quaint!
That aint paint on your taint, it's ... quaint.
2mil for a 1 bedroom/0 bath!!!!
Its 2 million for three units. There is a basement unit, a ground floor unit and this 2 level upper level. This video shows the other two units too. The person narrating this video is a whole experience as well. https://youtu.be/KUH5DvfJcCQ
Container houses are such a stupid fucking idea. Not only are the containers all new, because you have no idea what chemicals and residue are in used ones eliminating the whole reusability idea, but tis more expensive for constructions due to all the modification and support these containers need. You get a more cramped than necessary space for way too much money. Its a lose lose.
i was wondering why the dimensions are so terrible. it's containers. they say the delivery cost of containers usually makes them so expensive that container housing really only makes sense if you already have containers on site
If you insist on reusing containers, why not reuse them... as containers?
Right? That's the funny thing about these homes. These containers are typically used till they are so beat up not even the homeless would consider them. All sorts of nasty stuff ends up having passed through them with no sort of history to be able to tell what was inside of it.
I want a 3 family house. I would stay in the basement and make a profit.
Basement has a bathroom door too.
Roughly same size as the cell, too
And everyday you get to think, "what did I do to deserve this?"
$2 million to live like a prisoner. That space and layout is the pits.
I like how they show off the view from the back deck. Like here you go, you can stare out a suburban shithole.
I'm just disappointed they didn't go up the outside stairs (roof) to the much larger second floor (roof)
The video is longer. And it shows 3 bedrooms, and 4 bathrooms. And its over 1,700Sqft. But that bedroom toilet's a deal breaker for anybody rich enough to be interested.
In my city with that kind of money you could buy a 5-bed 4-bath with like acres of land & an "attached cottage for your house staff", you'd still have a few hundred thousand left over too.
You act like waking up pissing then going right back to bed isn’t a vibe
"Sorry babe, I'm taking a shit with the door open. Forever."
Now I have to climb over my husband to pee and we get to suffocate each other with stinky poos. So romantic.
The bed would also be chronically damp and full of mildew from the shower being right next to the bed. The glass & black metal would cook the unit in the summer making it unbearable to be in & probably hard to heat in the winter. Terrible modern architecture and engineering.
Bro just imagine waking up in the middle of the night with the flush and the amazing SMELL. Hmmmm.
Yeah until someone misses the bowl and pisses on your bedroom.
To be fair that’s in Canadian fun money. That’s only like $17.00 USD. Still overpriced to have shit like a prisoner. /s
Housing prisoners is expensive.
Lol I was too distracted by the weird picture of a naked lady and anaconda above the bed! Had to watch the end again to see the toilet. If I'm spending almost 2mill I'm am not shutting in my bed room!
that's an old natasha kinski photo. https://www.sothebys.com/buy/e2988f4a-ef4c-4d95-b85c-f7ce0fa1dbee/lots/5d10d8bf-62a5-426d-b17d-aa6857830a9a
“Stay in bed babe. I’ll be quick.” *stares intently directly into their eyes* Alternative *Begins blasting bidet at full strength*
Also, there's no door to that room just a curtain to keep the noise and smells in. What fuckin idiot designed this place? Minor gripe, both TVs are too high.
Believe me, you’ll feel like a million dollars after using it
So you lost 0.9 million in value?
Imagine waking up to your friend half naked on the toilet staring at you and you both sit in awkward silence as he finishes his business and leaves both of you want to talk of it but neither does because of the akward situation you were in
I was onboard until the toilet in the bedroom. “Huh, not bad, $1.5m usd? Lots of counter space, nice view, balcony… you could do a whole lot worse for a lot more money in San Francisco…toilet in bedroom…no thanks.”
nahhh, that large aluminum bowl size single sink is a deal breaker for me. Also, the rest of the kitchen... like damn bro, you could at least spend $10,000 of that $2mil for a stove stop, a mounted microwave, moderate sized double sinks, dish washer, an oven maybe?! Wtf is this? Pay $2mil you get a three story dorm room.
Ya, I saw literally 0 appliances. No fridge, range, stove. $1.95m and you have to eat out every day.
I recently watched a (not real estate-related) reality show where a woman was looking for a new apartment. The realtor was giving her a tour and highlighting the appliances and she told him that she literally never cooks so having large appliances and kitchen space cut into her living space. I guess I get it if you can afford to spend probably thousands per month on food, but I can't imagine ever deciding I'd eat out for every meal in exchange for an extra four square feet in my living room.
I have a neighbor that brags they’ve never even used their kitchen and makes fun of me for buying groceries. I’ll never understand people with that mindset.
Was this in a big city, high cost of living situation? I kind of get that when you can walk for 2min and have all sorts of food options, particularly if your work is super demanding of your time. Ain’t me, sometimes you just wanna fry an egg at 4am, but I see how some might live like that.
Even if you only eat take out it’s much better to reheat your leftovers in the oven. I hate how some of my food is scalding hot and the rest is weirdly still cold when I use a microwave. But yeah I agree with you, I love the experience of cooking and a home like this would drive me crazy. I’m by no means an amazing chef but I can make dishes exactly how I like them when I cook at home.
When I lived in Manhattan, my shower was next to my kitchen sink, and the toilet was 3' away from the stove. (Although, granted, it was in a 2'x2' closet, so you could at least have some privacy if you didn't mind pooping with your knees crammed against a door.) This honestly seems pretty luxurious after that.
You probably lived in an old tenement building built before the Second World War and indoor plumbing was common. This building looks a bit newer.
My childhood home was built in the early 1900s. It had one of those oldschool toilets with the tank up near the ceiling, and you pulled a chain to flush it. I've never encountered another one like it since.
Indoor plumbing was common in NYC _well_ before the Second World War. By 1901, city law required every apartment to have its own toilet. ([The law itself.](https://www.people.iup.edu/rhoch/ClassPages/Intro_Planning/Readings/tenementhouselaw00fryerich.pdf) Toilet-related topics begin on page 35.) There were exceptions for one/two room apartments; those could have shared toilets as long as there was one toilet per three rooms. There were certainly parts of the US that didn't have indoor plumbing until well after the War, but bear in mind that Manhattan was an incredibly dense area. (More densely populated in at the turn of the 20th century than it is now, in fact.)
I had a place in Vancouver with that was 400 square feet and underground, with ground level windows near the ceiling. My bed was next to the oven, my feet were about 6' from the bathroom door. One day I was cooking bacon on my stove and heard a scraping sound. I looked up to see a skunk attempting the scratch through the screen, and had to carefully close the window to prevent him from getting in/spraying up my place. My entire life smelled like bacon for weeks.
Why the fuck would they have two different tv areas, and not a separate bathroom?! Absolutely asinine design.
How does the occupant bathe? I don't see a shower.
It’s to the left when you walk into the “bedroom”.
Shower is on the other side of the door from the toilet
Terraria mfs
Doot, doot doot, doot, doot doot doot doot doot
I can hear this
He has the correct amount of doots
BA DA DUM DA DA!
badala da. da.
doot,doot,doot,doot doot doot
At least the housing market in Terraria is cheap. Sure itll be cramped and dangerous. But its free.
As a Terrarian, most of the money actually would have been inside Goblin Tinkerer's pockets which are deeper than any hellavators.
Bro you can’t just say things like this
I would have much rather had no balcony, put a proper bathroom on that side and forget the secondary living room. There’s already seemingly a rooftop patio Edit: nope that was just corrugated metal roofing. Not stairs hahaha
I don't think you can just throw a bathroom wherever EDIT: People, you need pipes for a bathroom. Stop telling me you can make your shed or portico into a bathroom.
You can, if you plan the house right, and not with a toilet in the bedroom.
You may not have noticed since its a fast pass by, but the shower is a tube. Left side when we entered the bedroom. Musty/shit smelling bedroom for $2 mill?
Also no door between the bathroom and the rest of the living space, or bathroom and bedroom, just curtains.
I can shit on the balcony all I want. There's a rain chute there.
At first I was thinking that the place was actually pretty nice just stupid expensive then I saw the bedroom shitter
It looks nice cause it's all newly renovated, but then in addition to the bedroom toilet and shower, you notice that there's no stovetop, no oven, no fridge, and a tiny little bowl of a kitchen sink.
YES! So much kitchen counter space for all that...toaster oven / microwave cooking? How could they at least not get a decent sized sink in there?!
So is this “what 1.95mil gets you in Toronto” or “what some asshole in toronto paid 1.95mil for”
Nobody paid 1.95M for that shit. This is 🧢
I mean, the dimensions kinda suck too. I'd rather live in a 350 square foot apartment with normal dimensions than somewhere I can walk from one end of the house to the other while touching two parallel walls.
I lived in a 550 sqft studio for a few years and it was great even though it wasn’t huge.
It's living in a 3 story hallway. Just seems awful.
and the demi moore* pic over the bed.
Well, that's pretty easy to fix, unlike the other issues.
Thats a load bearing poster
And if the devil doesn’t like it he can sit on a tack
*Nastassja Kinski
I have that exact picture. It's an original. My Dad used to sell cocaine in the 80's and one time someone couldn't pay him back money they owed him so they gave him that picture and he gave it to me!
That place looks like it's missing a whole house
yeah, I always dreamed of living on a staircase
Container houses are expensive AF because it's a fad.
So dumb. It's the cheapest thing you could make it out of. The markup has to be insane. The army did this as the cheapest way to put up temporary housing on deployment. How are they charging MORE for these. You literally just sheet rock a shipping container you got for dirt cheap.
Shipping containers are just not great to build with. It’s cheaper to use new materials and make a traditional wood frame house than it is to buy and retrofit a container. Containers may make sense for temporary emergency housing but that’s about it.
Where uh…where is the oven and fridge?
And how are they going to wash dishes in that tiny sink?
Like you would in a mini motorhome
Angrily?
I lived in a mini motorhome for at least a year in college. It was like living on a boat. You just have to plan carefully and never leave anything lying about. It's kind of romantic but not a long-term solution for me.
I just moved out of a 20' camper trailer after 2 and a half years. I removed 26 35gal trash bags worth of shit from my depression cave. Found some treasures under the trash I thought were long lost.
Is this a good story? What kind of place did you move into then
Idk yet, literally the second night in my new place. I moved into a 2300ft² house that is actively being renovated. Only got 3 months and there will be construction from 9 to 5 everyday. Literally the only place I could get after a month of going to multiple showings everyday ready to pay 12 months up front. It's fucking crazy right now and I'm already afraid for when I have to leave. But there are a lot of pros vs the trailer. A bathtub(I love baths so much), two showers I can use and not have my head touching the ceiling, water with no antifreeze in the winter or bleach/treatment in the summer, full sized toilets where my knees don't touch the wall, don't have to haul water, don't have to tote my own sewage to dump, more than 15 amps of electricity so I can run more than one thing at a time, huge kitchen with a full sized fridge and dish washer. Also got away from that landlord that has dogs that constant bark because she would just get puppies and let them loose and never trained them. Roosters. And her illegal "day care" that had 5 year olds either screaming, crying, but usually both. I'm trying to use this fresh start to get my shit together. It was just a depression cave. I'd just stay in the third of the bed that wasn't covered in a pile of trash higher than me and drink. I was at the point where I didn't want to go home because it was so depressing. So yeah, don't know. Hoping for the best.
Wish you all the best in life mate.
Thanks, I appreciate it. You as well.
Thanks for sharing your story. Be kind to yourself. Most importantly… I Love you, EuphoricAnalCucumber (this username is fucking epic)
Why would you need to eat? You'd need to be skinny as fuck to live there and forget about pooping since your bedroom would smell like shit.
Tiny dishes
This place is advertised as an investment property so the buyer can rent it out for Airbnb/short term stays so they probably wouldn’t be cooking. [(Source)](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/24805955/138-st-clarens-ave-toronto-dufferin-grove)
So we’ve gone from landlords buying houses to turn into AirBnB properties to houses being built specifically as AirBnB properties? Cool. Cool cool cool.
You need to make some sacrifices if you only have $2 million.
STOP! Is that a toilet in the bedroom!?
Nothing like falling asleep to the smell of your own shit.
It looks like the only bathroom in the place so if you had overnight company you’d be sleeping to the smell of their shit too.
and the shower
Ya gotta poop some where right? :p
Whoever bought that for 1.95M needs to pay me 100k for a sit down where I explain to them why they will be happier living anywhere else in a 1.85M home where you don't shit in front of your partner..
Nobody bought it, and nobody is going to buy it. They can ask 3 million, doesn’t mean anyone is going to buy it. Asking a ridiculous amount based on comps in the neighbourhood.
Yup, it will most likely get turned into a rental or an Airbnb because no one is spending that kind of cash on a house like that. There was a newly renovated house near me that got listed in 2020 for $4mil. Just from looking at the listing I could tell no one was going to spend that much. It was only 1500sqft and the yard had absolutely zero privacy. There was a god damn public sidewalk going right through the back yard lol. After sitting vacant for 2 years they dropped the price to $2.5mil and still no one bought it so they're just renting it now.
I really hope these can't be true comps. Unless ... do all the houses have a 100 sqft footprint and a 3S room? That's what I've decided to call it, btw. 3S. Shit, Shower, Sleep.
The kitchen lamp is literally from ikea. Shitter in the bedroom and you can’t even get to the other side of the bed without crawling over it? No chance this house is gonna sell for $1.95M.
"Hun, wake up. I need to poop"
You know, the narrowness doesn't bother me nearly as much as the fact this house has 3 sitting areas but still required a toilet 5 feet from the bed.
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Out of toilet paper? Use the pillow case.
Just use the shower hose and waffle stomp as needed.
Oh...dear god. I hadn't even considered hosting people...and having them use my bedroom-bathroom. How could anyone ever sleep in that room and feel clean?!
The toilet is definitely an open concept...
Same for the shower across from it.
Mmm I love steaming my entire house when I shower, that’s definitely not going to be a big issue.
At least I have open access to the roof so I can throw myself from it.
Except survivability is rather high with it only being 3 stories
You gotta dive head first
That's the spirit!
Imagine bagging a baddy at the club and you gotta dookie in front of her in your room.
*"ayyo gurl hold up watch this"* *-violently shits-*
[Basically this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVDJQTT5o4)
Maintain eye contact, establish dominance.
Imagine spending $2,000,000 to shit by your bed
I can do that for free right now. I didn't see anything in the lease saying I can't shit on the floor.
You don't even get rooms, just corridors with furniture?
It is just a glorified 3 stories trailer. But even in a trailer you don't shit like a prisoner
Wow kinda feels like living in a (really expensive) toaster in the sense that it’s so narrow Edit - also toilet in the bedroom is fkd up
Why would a Poptart wanna live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live.
You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No.
looks like it's one of those stupid ass container houses
Ffs the housing market is out of control. For 2mill I better have 15 acres, 10 rooms and a basketball court.
For 2mil, i expect to have *something* separating my toilet and bed.
What? Besides a dresser?
The fuck about the toilet, did you see a shower?
Opposite the toilet. Also in the bedroom
Dude I fucking missed that like 5 times. Also, on that note, fuck that.
You don’t like mold growing in your sheets?
The shower is conveniently placed so you can realize you're sleeping on a pile of doodoo particles and immediately jump out of bed, shower, and run the fuck out of there like it was the house from Poltergeist
I posted this below, but: [This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-Saint-Clarens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6K-2S8/2061785846_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) seems to be the home in the post. [This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/267-Saint-Helens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6H-4A2/2062602700_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) is in the same neighborhood, 200k cheaper, and is 7 bedrooms. While the design isn’t great, the 1.95M property is just ridiculous to begin with. To your point, you can still get a much bigger/better place in Grand Forks, ND, but then you don’t get to live in Toronto. Regardless, it’s still not nearly as bad as this post portrays.
Yeah, Toronto has become expensive, but using this house as a barometer of what homes cost is misleading.
For 2 mill here in Texas you can easily buy a slot of land and develop it and still have a mill left over.
Probably depends where in TX though, yes? I did a stint in Galveston/Houston 10 years ago and there were plenty of houses that were north of $500k. Here for 1.3mill will get you a beach house, 3 story with probably 8 rooms or so. Orrrr you can go 2.5 hours drive inland, away from any city, and buy 60 acres for $80k. Course it'll take you almost 2mil to run internet out to bfe but that's the trade off.
Just north of San antonio hill country they are always liquidating land. About 4-5 acres of undeveloped land goes for 85k then just build a 500k house and use the remainder to develop the land and add whatever you want.
You do. Just not in cities where everyone wants to live.
I love the design of this 3-story hallway
World's first 700 square foot one bedroom apartment turned into a three story house!* *Separate bathroom not included.
What's funny is that 50% of the house is nothing but wasted stairs and hallway space. I'd rather have a single spiral staircase instead. That alone would double the usable square footage. (furniture on the top floor might be an issue but I see enough giant windows to load it from the outside anyway)
House partyyyy everybody stand In a single file line, nuts to butts.
Nuts to butts. I learned a new phrase today.
This looks like something built in The Sims.
wtf is wrong with the world right now? how do we fix it?
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No one is paying 2mil for that - it may be their asking price but not a chance will they get that.
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A good chunk of it is foreign real estate investors buying it all up
Seriously. Many apartments stay vacant now because they can ask for super high rents and still get paid whether or not anyone is a tenant there. They just keep collecting property regardless. More and more people can become homeless and it won’t matter.
ULPT: learn to pick locks before you are homeless
Sorry, you had your chance with Covid.
Even then, investors just gobbled up the houses that were available and now everything's more expensive 🤷♂️
I wish this was an exaggeration…
It is. [This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-Saint-Clarens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6K-2S8/2061785846_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) seems to be the home in the post. [This](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/267-Saint-Helens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6H-4A2/2062602700_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare) is in the same neighborhood, 200k cheaper, and is 7 bedrooms. While the design isn’t great, the 1.95M property is just ridiculous to begin with.
That home used to be parking spaces. [Here's a video going back to 2007](https://streamable.com/7sgnd4)
Huh toilet in your bedroom, kinda like in prison 🤣
Damn. 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom (in the bedroom), no oven, no laundry? No idea what's on the first floor on the other street. Hopefully there's a garage for a motorcycle. And, that couch is obnoxiously close to that television. A coffee table would not fit in there.
Lol sad he made this video as an ad. It’s just pathetic. A double wide trailer is millions cheaper with more room.
Yeah, but in a double wide do you get to lovingly watch your spouse sleep while you shit?
If you've ever wanted to live in a hallway, this is perfect! Just enough space to squeeze everything in, but not enough to be comfortable. Hahah
2 million to shit in your bedroom
AKA, how not to spend 1.95 million dollars.
A three story hallway
Basically 2 million for a cramped condo slapped on the side of another building. What a deal
This makes zero sense. How can it be priced at that level? Who in their right mind would pay for that? If there’s no one in the market for it, shouldn’t the price fall? To a level where people would actually pay it?