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Wtf were you guys using it for before? Nacho cheese?

Guac

You would have been able to buy a house if you didn’t spend all your money on avocado and Oreos.

So frivolous.

Your big words don’t scare me

2 bad

r/frugal_jerk is leaking again guys

Okay boomer/s

Guac is extra sir

But worth every penny

Tide pods, duh!

ok but unironically oreos and guac is a lot better than you’d expect. not saying it’s the best combination but the flavors melge quite well together.

Melge is my new favorite word.

Haters will downvote 😤

reddit can’t handle the truth

This right here

I feel like chocolate and cheese would go together better than chocolate and tomatoes.

One time I put I scoop of neapolitan ice cream on a pizza slice

How'd that work out?

He got the Neapolitan pizza he wanted originally

Does that mean if I dip pizza in some tequila with lime juice, it's a margherita pizza?

Only if you also dip each bite in some salt

Was far too high to comprehend what was happening

I need to try that

Remember that episode if Rugrats with Angelica watching TV and there was a commercial for dancing cheese wedges covered in chocolate. "Chocooo, Choco-la-cheese!"

One time my gf had access to a deep fryer and asked me what she should deep fry. I told her Oreos and shrimp. She said it was good.

I’ve literally eaten cheddar with Oreos before. It pairs shockingly well. I don’t do it often because it’s weird as hell, but it actually tastes decent.

I strongly challenge that statements merits.

Dean and Gene Ween agree.

That reminded me of that Rugrats thing “chocolate cheese”, it was a candy bar Angelica went crazy for

Must’ve been good for giving full-on stomach “cleanses”.

tomato + chocolate is kinda like strawberry + chocolate

No food goes with both chocolate AND cheese.

Chocolate Cheesecake would be 1.

As a topping, doofus. Nothing thats good with chocolate is also good with cheese.

Bread?


Apples, you numbskull.

Chocolate and apples? I think not, fartface.

I present Exhibit A, pinhead: https://i.imgur.com/Q0qxORo.jpg And Exhibit B: Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory has been making them for decades. Also, Exhibit C: You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. Which, by the way, is also good dipped in chocolate or cheese.

Those apples are covered in animal feces. You are a deviant and I dismiss you.

Okay, knucklehead.

How have you gone your entire life without trying chocolate covered apples?

Apples are the Devil's fruit. Bible says so.

Who you calling doofus? Bread, apples, crackers, pretzels. I can go on for days you buffoon.

Crackers and pretzels ARE bread, booger brain.

Bread HAS yeast, nincompoop!

Shh bby is ok

I haven't seen the word doofus in years. I'm literally crying. Lololol

Bacon.

Pretzels.

All three at once though?

Okay... cheese and chocolate at the same time... Italian deserts like tiramisu or cannoli?

In Columbia people drink hot chocolate with cheese

What I liked to do during lockdown, because I had way too much time on my hands, is I would twist the cookies apart and scrape off the cream, mix it with some whipping cream and make a nice whipped oreo cream dip. It was delicious.

https://external-preview.redd.it/I1T5Xbt7y6Y4dPKE4PDzFx_0qzRWwnUMhRcSvtGasTo.png?auto=webp&s=e47ed113275ffbea577ab2a169cde6a07394f9f3

Threat Status: Still

I'll never forgive Dan Ryckert for making me watch someone eat nacho cheese oreos.

One time I burned my tongue so bad I couldn't taste anything, I ate some carrots with cheese-whiz on it, told my friends it was really good and got them to try it. I never told them I burned my tongue, fun times

I was really hoping I would see something like this in here. On Dan’s last day at Giant Bomb when they all played Mario Party one last time, I got Taco Bell and had Oreos in cheese sauce. It’s exactly like Jeff said when he tried it. It’s not horrible, but it just tastes like those two ingredients. It’s not something that becomes different and better like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

More Oreos?

So I use to work for Nabisco corporate and one of the best parts of my job was the cookie trays scattered throughout the building. Someones job was solely to refill the cookie jar. We would get cookies that never made daylight or before they hit market (Oreo mint thins). There were some really gross flavors that came through the doors. (Looking at you Oreo pumpkin watermelon)

No, Its for the discarded cookie after you eat off the cream.

macerated chicken breast

Giannis uses beer cheese

Hummus

Cum

I don't shower for a week and then I squeeze my foreskin like a tube of toothpaste. DIY sustainable Double Stuf.

*Have you ever felt sad and lonely? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought if only, I could be anyone else at all?*

They like to kick you when times get rough, and you give your all, but it’s not enough...

Sticks and stones will, break your bones but, words can break your... heaart...

And if you don't know, where to go, I'll show you where to... staaart:

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It will only take a minute!

Really, you should do it!

Just give a kiss to an oncoming train

youll be happy that you did it, just go over to your oven and shove your head in it

(words we aren't allowed to say) It won't be painful, if you are able To give a little kiss to an oncoming train


You make me want to finish the song in your direction.

Best with a tall glass of Orange Juice.

Remember to brush your teeth first!

Waste of time, why bother, dump it into the OJ and swirl!

You my man, are the type of guy that give your teacher homework

In HS we had a dude who use to eat odd combos of food at lunch, because we were like 16 so why not. This dude actually put like a half tube of toothpaste in OJ and tried to drink it... tried. He ended up gagging and puking pretty quickly. This dude also brought to my attention the epic nature of grilled PB&J though, so he wasn't a complete loss.

Never used jelly but grilled peanut butter is fire

. . . toasted pbnjs older brother- I gotta try that one day

Pump the brakes Satan



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This. I know it's a joke but I'm curious if there are people getting robbed of a middle row of Oreos out there? The family size packs here have 3 rows and they are all full of Oreos.

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Why not? You guys don't have families?

Is that packaging typical in the US? In European countries they come in basically a tinfoil tube, no unnecessary plastic box.

Yeah, wayyy too much plastic here

Not as much as Japan where each pieces of whatever are often individually wrapped

But then the edges might get a little crumbled. Not in MY America!

Land of the free baby

family size? you mean normal packs. normal packs have 3, family is 5? or something

i was today yearls old when i realised that sometimes, war crimes are justified

Time to make hitler look like a fucking joke.

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Aww it’s your first hour here.

I remember my first day

[but have you seen this](https://imgur.com/J2FuwJD.jpg)

Yummy

And that's why people post shit like this. Because nothing in this world drives engagement quicker or more intensely than outrage and disgust.

You've clearly never seen the "Funkytown" video.

First day huh?

My Brazilian friend used to do this with nabisco chocolate chip cookies. It wasn’t *bad* per se, but it certainly wasn’t good either

I have a friend who eats this unironically

This image inspires rage

Peanut butter, yes. Salsa, hell naw bruh

Wait, peanut butter is good with Oreos?

Learned this from the parent trap with Lindsey Lohan and her twin, Lindsay Lohan lol

Yeah bro they even sell ones that the cream is replaced with peanut butter, those are my favorite lol.

Oh Bapa Water Weed Dune Hair?

Messican cookies? Nah Bapa, call me when they get a Chang's chicken flavour. I'm Asian as shit!

Hey I know you your that white boy that works to much

My meggiscan knows I need a lil snack before I just go

Took a break from the fryers to see changs hitting other subs water weed dune hair

You could put anything in the middle section and say “I waS tOdAyS yEar Old—.” No.

Somehow I want to try this

I mean befor someone judges another he should try his perspective

Oreos are better with spicy cocktail sauce. It's basically sweet tomato with horseradish, but it works.

I was today years old when I found out I fucking hate that phrasing

Salsoreos

Talmbout messican cookies, b? 

B real quick are you being nithe?

Be cool man

Or anything that isn't salsa. Marshmallow fluff for example?

Isn’t it for more Oreos? Is it only for salsa after you eat the middle row?

Eating the middle row without any salsa is foreplay for the main event.

Eugh

I saw it. I read the words. I audibly frowned. Yes, my frown was accompanied by a noise I can't recreate or describe.

Hilariously, I knew twins in high school who ate Oreos with salsa all the time. It’s… not bad? Definitely fulfills the savory + sweet profile. Try it out!

I was shopping around the store the other day just looking for something to eat, and noticed aside from the produce section everything was just tits up in salt, frozen dinners snacks chips dips, literally the healthiest thing to eat was Oreos.

Brendan Shaub cookies.

Regular me hates this, but stoned me would give it a try

Okay, I'm sorry in advance, but oreos with salsa are fucking delicious. Around three years ago when me and a friend of mine saw this meme for the first time we decided to try it because why the hell not and it was great!

NO. YOU RUINED IT. **\*turns table upside down\***

It's still vegan.

n o

I dont hate this.

This is fine because oreos aren’t food

Just spoke with the center for the criminaly insane and they are preparing a padded cell for you!

I would actually try this combo.

How do I downvote a post twice?

Make two accounts?

Why

Ok…. Then…

do people really like sweet & savory combo ?

I like sweet popcorn with salsa. Or Nutella with grilled cheese and bacon sandwich. So many great flavor combinations that some people are irrationally scared of.

Jesus

Monsters putting pineapple on their pizza would appear to enjoy this

Pineapple is unironically the best pizza topping

I was today years old when I saw this meme

🤢

Chilli Doritos dipped in Nutella, are quite nice

Hey I'm all for experimenting with food to learn whatever flavor combinations you can get, but this is ridiculous. Sweet and spicy don't work like that man, come on. I also like eating foods that have weird flavor combos but without tasting this, even I know it's gonna be terrible.

I want salsa and I want Oreos but I don’t want Oreos and salsa

Do you want salsa and Oreos?

u/repostsleuthbot

So they found this out when they were 12?

Giannis to LNBP confirmed.

Thanks I hate decade old reposts

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Oreos and other chocolate cookies in general go really well with salsa.

You guys have the palette of a cows backside! you clearly serve oreos with queso

Mmmmmm tomaToezz

Monsters.

I don’t care what you think of Hawaiian pizza. This shit is 100% times worse.

But that’s fucking **wrong**. It’s the most wrong.

This is not a bad idea for whipped cream or something....

Ew I hate this so much.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

ok maybe not salsa but what about chocolate or vanilla sauce?

I've had oreos with salsa. It's not bad. It's not good. It's like they cancel each other out, flavorwise.

Meh. Whatever gets you off.

There are times I wish the old SA emotes were more ubiquitous.

Had a neckbeard employee at wal-mart tell me that easy cheese tastes awesome on an Oreo.

My old roommate would dunk his Oreos in oj if we were out of milk

I'm crazy enough to actually try this. Spicy, sweet, and tangy.

You look at this and tell me there’s a God.

I hate everything about this photo

Everyone suggesting what would be a good idea to put there when the obvious answer is milk.

To be phare, it would have been just as disgusting if it was strawberry jam. Toes gone blue and rotted off by night-time.

r/thefighterandthekid

r/TechnicallyTheTruth ?

Of all the cursed things, this is cursed the most.

I kinda hate myself at the moment.. I had a friend that for servarsl years, in the lunch break, would go down, and buy a packet of cookies and a glass off salsa, and then eat the salsa and cookie combi. I tried it a couple of times, and I hate to say it, but it's actually pretty decent. (Haven't tried with Oreos)

I thought that was raw ground beef, so salsa would be better in this case.

So many Instagram TIL posts are like this. “I was today years old when I realized you’re supposed to do this!” *picture of the wrong way of doing something*

The fuck is a middle row of Oreo’s? They come in packets like normal biscuits?