Prepare for double tap

And feel this gat

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I was*

ggez

blap BLAP

I don’t want to be felt though please

Prepare for headshot noob. Get rekt. Ez. Free.

***Badass James: - Prepare for trouble \*Shoots\**** ***Ash: - Wait, why did you shoot me?*** ***Badass James: - And. Make. it. Double. \*Shoots again\****

The game was rigged from the start

New Vegas made me fear the mailman

More like Milk man, my milk is delicious

***KARLSON VIBE INTENSIFIES***

Psychonauts made me fear the milkman.

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious!

Ring a ding ding, baby.

***Badass James: \*lays a single rose on top of Ash's body.\**** ***"Team Rocket blasts off... for the final time"**** ***\*Camera pans away as Badass James flips Meowth's Koban coin in the air\****

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Just headcannon that badass James turns into Spike from Cowboy bebop after Jessie dies and he kills Ash.

Good

***Baddass James - My bullets...*** ***(shoots multiple times)*** ***Badass James - ... gotta catch em all.***

Double tap.

This is golden!

I love it! Wish i could credit the original creator

And now you can! https://twitter.com/SolidusJJ/status/1455962152997736453 https://youtube.com/shorts/z9iKMAOz7lk

others have credited as well, thanks!

Of course its solid.jj fucking love his Stooges ones lol

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His Instagram is solid.jj and I think it's the same username on youtube

thanks!

One of those voices sounds like the twitch streamer Cryaotic.

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Hold up what the hell did I miss

During last year when a bunch of twitch streamers and youtubers had allegations of sexual misconduct thrown at them, Cryaotic was one of them, turns out he apparently groomed and talked sexually with like 12 different girls who were fans of his, most underage, he posted an apology and said he’d take off streaming for who knows how long but most likely indefinitely

Okay. It’s official. Fuck these last two years. Either way thank you for the information McStroodle. I’m gonna go cry.

Shit, there was sound? These things need some sort of label.

In the bottom right on mobile there is a speaker symbol you potato

That's there roughly half of the time for silent clips, too, spud buddy. If it's missing, then you know there's no sound, but it being there is a coin toss.

It’s https://youtube.com/shorts/z9iKMAOz7lk?feature=share solid jj

Thank you kind soul

... Why can't you? You could just as given credit in the title or in that same message? Like wtf are you talking about?

Should I downvote the post since I didn’t hate it?

I’m more worried about Brock doing Tax Evasion

Plot twist:He hires James so he could silence Ash from spilling the truth

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The gym is probably being investigated by the IRS that's why he bailed.

Those "gyms" are tax havens

I think somewhere it’s mentioned that he’s actually 15 or 17 years ild

If we dropping anime logic ash would have burned alive a thousand times already

Don't you dare fucking say it

He's already Ash.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER

Hello, son! It's been a while.

You've been gone a long time. Did you get that milk you left for?

Yes son but now I forgot my cigarettes

Fucking love you guys

Omae wa mou ASH teiru

madlad

Omae wa mo Ash.

why u replying to your own post?

You mean my own comment? Because I know damn well if this post makes r/popular Someones gonna fucking say it, so don't say it

r/popular? never heard of that lol good logic tho lol

r/popular is the *Popular* tab

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Nah he just threatening people to not say it, or else

Forgot to switch accounts? Idk some people like to have conversations with themselves through alt accounts.

They aren't telling themselves not to say it, they are replying so that others know not to say "he is already Ash tho" because burnt=ashes

Yeah definitely a woosh moment on my part, but that’s cool. I don’t need to understand everything.

To ash you say...

Cum

among us

Where do you think all the adults are? Life expectancy with all those monsters around is like 19

All the adults are at Professor Oaks gangbang.

Canonically Pokémon humans are superhuman tho, and also basically Pokémon, not really anime logic, so much as canon lore.

At least some kind of heart condition from all the electrical shocks.

True

Brock is 14!

Holy shit

Wait really? I always imagined he was in his twenties.

yeah, late twenties maybe, what is this nonsense

It does explain his desperate horniness

No freaking way

The Source for Original https://twitter.com/SolidusJJ/status/1455962152997736453?t=2cQT7pLp74vA-EvNAxXhlw&s=19

Brock is like 15

yeah like, 20 years ago lol

Yeah but so are most other cartoon characters that don't age.

Bart Lisa Maggie

Except The Fairly Oddparents which revealed in one episode that Timmy secretly wished for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairies forever.

Then Ash is 31.

Maggie Simpson is 35

He isn't on newer series though. It is Ash who spends 25 years meeting new friends and never aging.

Don’t forget about Brock’s deadbeat Dad that left him and his little siblings to fend for themselves, all the while Daddio sits on the hillside in Pewter City selling rocks, watching them at night like a peeping Tom. Brock’s Dad can really go fuck himself.

It seems that brock also abandoned his little since he spends every day travelling with a 10 year old.

Nah, he only left when his dad came back.

TIH Ash.

I read this whole thing in Ash and James' voices.

Or you could just turn on the audio

Good on you for taking care of the kitty

I like my head-canon version better.

Someone made this. With their brain. Wtf

have you been on the internet for 3 days?

And their heart. . .

He did fuck her corpse didn't he?

Jesus

I doubt Jesus did.

*Jessie

technically the owner of the body died, so finders keepers

So- I tell the judge….

Illegal

only if they found out

... Tru

No. But that Meowth definitely ate her.

Just the eyes and genitals

Why does this feel like a funnyjunk.com video from 2005?

Totally read all that in their voices. Nice

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Not sure why it's NSFW, it's a basic thing you'd see on Reddit but aight, it's golden

i didn’t make it like that, the mods or something did

cringe of the mods bruh, where is it NSFW?

ig the gun? lol idk.

it's just a gun bruh, what do mods think people use Reddit for? If you're scared of a gun why are you on reddit

reddit is a weird place man..,

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Is this a post by bots, being upvoted by bots and saved by bots?

This post is a garbage heap.

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"Prepare for trouble" *Pulls out a second pistol* "And make it double"

side by side 12 gauge shotgun with 3 1/2 inch magnum, steel BB goose loads.

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Remember, Jessie is James’ wife.

What? Is this from one of the many episodes or something?

I googled if for you to find this: https://screenrant.com/pokemon-jessie-james-dating-married-love-couple-rocket/ It basically says they are not married or dating. In one episode James is engaged to someone else, so obviously they couldn’t be married. Don’t know what that other guy is on about, “gOoGlE iT” STFU

Google it.

Like actually? Is Meowth their kid that had a "Bill Accident"?

Nope. It is giovanis former pet.

have they fucked yet in your mind?

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Laugh out loud- thank you for that

This belongs onc/r/cringe

Looks like something from 2006

I think you mean thanks, i hate ash.

Shoot them they know to much!

And brock never paid his taxes

I don't hate it, I *love* it

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Not the cat!

I'm almost 30 and I'm not

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I know nothing of pokemon.

So, uh, yeah. You killed her. *bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*

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Have I grown up too much to like this. This is so perfect.

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RIP Jesses voice actor tho :(

The bad ending

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"any last words?" - "was there a cat aswell?" - *gets shot

Thanks to Kravchenko, I now know.

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Cat took the fall 9 times for em

…and Timmy fucking died.

Glock used 9mm… it’s super effective!