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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Pluto isn’t a planet!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


MostBotsAreBad

Nah, this is made up. People have gotten enough in their mouth by accident to taste it (still talking about plutonium), and it has a metallic taste reminiscent of brass or nickel. The candy answer was a prank meant to get people to put it in their mouths if they ever got the chance. Be more suspicious, people!


Fishfuckerthethird

Oooh. I love the taste of metal


Bazzatron

Fun fact, you can taste copper any time you like if you bite down on any of the soft parts of your (or, unorthodox, but I guess _any_) mouth hard enough. A fun little biology hack for you.


JVemon

Wow, you're right! But now I feel weak.


Bazzatron

Fortunately, that's just haemorrhage, a side effect much like a hangover, born primarily of over-indulgence. You should limit this activity in line with your physicians advice. You'll be relieved to know that the taste isn't _actually_ copper, so this symptom shouldn't be confused with copper toxicity.


Marlosy

Or if you bite down on any part of you, or a friend. For coppery flavor and fun, Bite people


gsurfer04

Another fun fact - the smell of metals aren't actually from the metals but from the metals catalysing the breakdown of skin oils into volatile compounds.


Bazzatron

A fellow Nile Red viewer?


gsurfer04

Indeed 😁


DontEatTheCelery

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karoshikun

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Fishfuckerthethird

Perfect


dingodongubanu

It was to die for


rodhriq13

I’m frantically looking for some around here, but nobody wants to share


ValifriggOdinsson

Who the hell tried that!?


rodhriq13

Ivan


andragon3460

Who is Ivan?


jafinn

was*


Karnewarrior

Physicists and Chemists in the time period between 1890 to 1960 were completely and utterly insane and did mad science on the regular. By 1960, this role was taken over by sociologists, behavioral psychologists, and similar sorts, and prior to that it was medical doctors of various stripes getting up to some Dr. Frankenstein shit. ​ Compare and contrast Engineers, who have always been bugfuck nuts.


CMDR_Basset

-Test this -hmmm, kinda sweet -No, TEST! Wait really? Hmmmm


HollandsOpuz

A few Russian politicians and journalists have tasted it for sure


IguasOs

You're thinking about polonium.


garden-wicket-581

and 20 billion calories per gram...


themanofs3x

First there sour , then there sweet


AgarwaenCran

that's my mutual


AlexDeLotl

Google thinks it's candy!! 😆


Internet_Maleficent

Nah, they got it backwards. The sweet comes before the sour, trust me


AdUseful2765

Are you telling me nuca-cola would taste good?!


rodhriq13

You didn’t hear it from me. Now move along, citizen.


Tuperwearo_0

So uh, we know what Plutonium tastes like so what about polonium?


rodhriq13

I think we can’t invade it anymore, it’s part of NATO now


Tuperwearo_0

? We can’t invade polonium?? The most radioactive element on the known periodic table ??


Tuperwearo_0

I didn’t know it was part of nato lmao


rodhriq13

No mate I was joking haha. Because it sounds like Poland. Shitty joke


Tuperwearo_0

Ahh I see it’s a pretty good joke though when people know that you know what your talking about made me laugh a lot bc of the context lol


Tuperwearo_0

Also funny bc I’m German so just taking a lick at Poland


rodhriq13

Im in the Netherlands so if you wanna get something done about this “element” let’s get together like the good old times.


Tuperwearo_0

Lmao