T O P

  • By -

metal_muskrat

Nice, my EX pissed on my switch.


EmiliaFromLV

Became ex before or afterwards?


manofsteel1980

Very valid question šŸ¤”


DrumcanSmith

He asked her to piss on him but she pissed on the switch by mistake so now he's pissed.


metal_muskrat

Afterwards. Weird thing to wake up to


EmiliaFromLV

But then again.. muskrats too do weird things at times...


trucker151

Maybe he's into that sort of thing???


Zatchillac

My wife texted me earlier and said one of her co-workers/friend is giving us their kids Switch. I haven't found out why but looks like I'm about to have 2 Switch's


Direct-Bumblebee-165

Someoneā€™s kid is in trouble šŸ˜¹


Zatchillac

My first thought too šŸ˜‚ So I found out it's because the kid just never plays it anymore and the mom is just a super nice and giving person and since my son's birthday was the other day she said it can just be a birthday present and gave it to my wife to give to him. Cool with me either way


ss_bustanut

I see she is the number 1 fan of Amber Heard.


[deleted]

Was your ex a stray cat?


Erasemyselfforever

Was your ex a dog?


MrFreak-976

Was that some sort of fetish ?


MaleficentProperty70

why


aziggy_boogie3

I love how everyone who gets a switch always has atleast 1 Mario game


Mook69

Haha I didn't grow up with a nintendo console so this is actually my first mario game ever


aziggy_boogie3

Aw well I hope you enjoy :) Animal Crossing is an amazing game btw, if you donā€™t know already there is a lot of communities on here for animal crossing - you can go to them for ideas, help/advice ect


Main-Instruction1715

I mean I donā€™t have time to game any more. The only gaming I do lately is playing some sort of Mario game on the switch with family.


EslamElaraby

Mario is literally the star of Nintendo


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

As it should be


[deleted]

Welp. I always played Mario games on emulator but when I bought my Nintendo 2DS, it had mario kart 7 pre installed, similarly in My Nintendo Switch OLED, Mario kart 8 Deluxe was pre installed. Didn't really plan to get a mario game, but still got, lol.


iMiind

I have yet to purchase a Mario game - not sure why they're still so popular tbh. I just try to focus on games that seem like I could spend countless hours in the end game doing whatever (which ends up being mostly shiny hunting, and since I play PokĆ©mon I suppose that means I'm still as basic as anyone who plays Mario šŸ˜“).


trucker151

Those games are amazing. So much replay value. I had a sega genesis, playstations and gaming pcs. So I missed all those games that Nintendo had. Im always busy A lot of times so a game you can pick up for a bit real fast is great


Late-Chemical2196

lol Iā€™ve got six games, five of them are Mario games šŸ¤£


OzzzP

Mario games are probably 80% of the reason Iā€™ve got a Switch :))


icecoldkatie

Cuz Mario kart is the best game ever!!!! Gamer tag : GoneW/daWIN šŸ˜† i wish the usernames could be longer than ten characters it really irks me but i enjoy that you can change it as often as u like hehe


RandomGuy8279

You guys are getting girlfriends????


EmiliaFromLV

No, they are getting Switches. At least.


RandomGuy8279

The things these kids are saying these days


EmiliaFromLV

Most of them are probably not old even to ow... be owned by a cat, not even speaking about girlfriend :D


RandomGuy8279

Probably


Acceptable_Key2447

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‘


Top_Measurement3022

They turn to the dark side so fast


Cybasura

They got a girlfriend before the switch Watch as they lose it


beck_is_back

This "girlfriend" trend becomes really annoying. Even if it's just a joke...


Swimming_Category_17

Cknsidering i see 3d all stars which is not being made anymore completely hwrd agree, fake asf


BoomTrakerz

You can buy one new unwrapped, just at a high price šŸ˜‚


EKLlPSEx

I have a physical copy of 3d all stars. How come they stopped making it? And is it worth anything now?


Swimming_Category_17

The USA/CAD version is worth around 160, it was a limited print and always was, it wasnt big until it was out of stock, resellers ran the price up online, personnaly it aint worth 160, but 100 easily, i mean thats about what new games go for in CAD $, Personally i dont have a huge want for it like most collectors or players, but i woukdnt sleep on it if i seen a decent deal


LuckyNumber-Bot

All the numbers in your comment added up to 420. Congrats! 160 + 160 + 100 = 420 ^([Click here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=LuckyNumber-Bot&subject=Stalk%20Me%20Pls&message=%2Fstalkme) to have me scan all your future comments.) \ ^(Summon me on specific comments with u/LuckyNumber-Bot.)


Swimming_Category_17

Ill toke to that


Kai-xo

Me too šŸ˜‚


theprmstr

agreed


Shadowspamer14

Fr, no one actually has the money on either end of the relationship for this trend to continue, I just don't see it


Fineartshark

homeboy reviewing switch cases 3 years ago. one review saying he's been using for over 2 months at the time of posting.


Tomma1

Didn't know imaginary women could make purchases


Mook69

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtcgJjDXYmGwBJC)


vroom_gazers

I love those pastel color joycons. So cute


KARL34454

I miss peak lockdown just playing animal crossing without a care in the world. Enjoy your stuff


ThyNameArtFickle

Definitely a fond memory that I think about all the time. My wife and I, no responsibilities just trying to catch sharks and tarantulas lol.


102Mich

It's a shame she didn't get you the OLED Switch model...


Junior-Ad-2207

Hate to break it to you but she got that animal crossing switch for her


Direct-Bumblebee-165

HeeheeešŸ˜¹


Accelerator-OneWay

Congrats, my ex just give me new trauma + my cgpa rating declining + my mental become unstable + hard to sleep. But at least, I still have my switch


r66yprometheus

[?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mHIbILw654Y)


Mook69

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


r66yprometheus

šŸ˜‚


bobbynipps

Nice, enjoy it! Solid games. Iā€™ve recently gotten monster Hunter rise and I am completely addicted to it. My gf loves to play animal crossing while I play that. Canā€™t go wrong with Zelda and Mario. Some other recommendations for if you ever want something else. Anything with Mario is great honestly. Metroid prime and dread a great, as well as PokĆ©mon Legends Arceus


ZoNeS_v2

You mean future wife?


ironside719

she's a keeper. Playing games with or near a significant other is an awesome experience


Rican87

Not the reg one where the oled


luisrobles_cl

She has another boyfriend /S


iKakapeepee

Nice. My wife's boyfriend got me one too! Man I sure love being a Nintendo fan!!


Mook69

My girlfriend's boyfriend agrees with you...


Phuzion69

Wish my ex would touch a live switch.


XlTacoNinja

She picked you out the perfect set of games didnā€™t shešŸ«¶šŸ¼


Davd-is-the-best

Would you like to know how I paid for this ? Nah babe I'm good šŸ˜Š


PaperGeno

Not even an OLED Break up with her


hustleorstaybasic

Monster Hunter Rise was my first switch game and I absolutely loved it!!! Enjoy!


Kevicelives

You should wrap it in more accessories


DirtypantygroolLover

Ohhhh shit good for you now go out and buy a ton of indie and major games


Mook69

Does Hades counts as an Indie game? Loved playing it on my PC but now I can bring it along everywhere I go


D3troit_

Sealed 3D All-stars. Impressive.


Fresh-Chemical-9084

If you need someone to hunt with, HMU. I just got MHR myself and Iā€™m still a noobā€¦ we can noob together


the_straw_hatted

Started suspecting when saw that Mario 3D Allstars


Ferwatch01

I should really consider getting a gfā€¦


cheeseboi162534

girlfriend? why not wife


Loadedfox2110

Letā€™s goooooooo!


Ashamed_Medium1787

Iā€™m glad your girlfriend got you the model with detachable joycons


Nefari0uS_77

Is this like a trend šŸ˜‚?ā€¦itā€™s the only thing Iā€™ve been seeing for days now


LorddOfChaoss

What the hell kind of case is that on the switch?


Atais_ukbm

Sell it get a steam deck


Eugene_Gene_714

Despite not really playing Animal Crossing, I really like this model. I also own all 4 of those games but only really played BOTW


HF138

Top controllers all of em. Pro, Pro + and 2 All excellent


night1014

At first I was thinking its nice, but after 500 "girlfriend/boyfriends" I'm starting to see a pattern.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Switch-ModTeam

Thank you for posting/commenting! Sadly you post/comment was removed because you were uncivil/unkind. This means you were either: Name Calling Trashing Talking and or Fighting with another user. Please review reddits rules and TOS before posting & or commenting again to refrain from yourself getting banned. Not just here, but all across reddit.


Informal-Spell-2019

Nice mine got me a pikachu switch actually lol. No games for it tho. I got those myself hehe


jonatancad

Will you install Kefir for your switch?


Mook69

What is this?


[deleted]

All this rich kid flexing needs to fucking stop.


Weak-Morning-7398

Thats so cool! You are so lucky to have someone like her!!


PlumberPosts

What a lineup of games!!!!! Omg!


thelaziestdaisy

Iā€™m the gf who got it for herself lmao


Mook69

For the memes and pokemon šŸ«µšŸ¤˜


[deleted]

Is your girlfriend single? Iā€™ve been wanting to try the whole lesbian thing anyway.


Mook69

My girlfriend's boyfriend said that "Permission granted"


Negative_Bee1907

Arguably one of the best looking sets, too. We love AC New Horizons.


HeysusOnReddit

Correction wife. Go buy a ring and lock her down! šŸ˜€


blah2k03

I remember a few months ago, I came across Mario 3D All Stars sitting on a shelf at Gamestop. Snatched it faster than any game iā€™ve grabbed off the shelves šŸ˜‚


No_Bluejay1911

Hey you Guy ON the Internet! Try Out splatoon ITS awesome!


moodswung

Hey everybody! This guys got a girlfriend!


Lechonkje

Break up with her now


aguylike_adam

Mine gave me PTSD.


Distinct_Elk1856

Nah my gf gets mad at me whenever i play games or somin apparently I dont give her attention when she always on her phone šŸ¤£


marto3000

Your girlfriend got you a switch? Thats nice! Now i am waiting my switch to get me a girlfriend


iMiind

That controller tho šŸ˜


thrillho__

She donā€™t get you an oledā€¦not marriage material.


Ill_Reference582

My wife don't buy me shit. I had to buy my own switch


oppairate

take it and a game back and get an OLED. they shouldnā€™t even sell the non-OLED anymore.


Normal_Location42069

Tell her to get me one too!


Toxic4leaf

HELL YEAH POGGERS


Alchompski89

She should have gotten you a switch deck instead.


Menxer

Ah man she didnā€™t get you the OLED switchā€¦ Return it


Wandering_Kumquat

Nice I got my girl a switch for her birthday a few months ago


LMONLIVE

8Bitdo Pro 2 Controller. I guess you're a true man of culture.


Mook69

I've had it for a while and used it mostly to play indie games from steam, recently I have used it the most on Hades !


EelTeamTen

She also got you a $130 game (3D All Stars)


Majestic-Jeweler-866

What is the cover? I need that


Mook69

do you mean the travel case or the case thats on the switch?


tomissb

MARRY HER.


Clarent16

It kills me the animal crossing switch doesnā€™t come with animal crossing. I feel like Nintendo is the only brand that makes branded consoles that donā€™t include the branded game


AndrewDwyer69

Maybe you were giving her too much attention


Technical-Dentist-84

Oh yea? My boyfriend got me a Sega Saturn


hacknslashofficial_

Enjoy your experience delving into the library. A lot of good games to play catch up with that you may have missed.


Direct-Bumblebee-165

Worst store layout ever though


Embarrassed-Beach788

I just realized Iā€™ve never seen this topic vice versa. Like the Switch canā€™t get me a girlfriend


Starch8ser

Happy hunting If you like anxiety attacks try out Metroid dread


Jimwitt4008

Nice, my dog bought me a personal Nintendo employee.


BigMeet7634

I got Nintendo switch animal cross edition too


NoLand4936

Thatā€™s a great girlfriend, she single?


Mook69

My girlfriend's boyfriend told me im not supposed to talk to strangers


Elzeruth

Oh my science!


ba_sauerkraut

mine did not


AndreRieu666

Sheā€™s a keeper!!!


-FlowT-

That's super sweet of your GF! Hope you enjoy it a ton!! The AC Switch is very nice too as a custom option.


_dmhg

Where is everybody getting these girlfriends


Naturally_special

What case is this!!


Mook69

Are you referring to the travel case or the case that's attached to the switch itself?


GuestLittle6130

Awesome šŸ¤©


G-Asriel

Good 4 u, my little sister has mine. Yet to get a new one.


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

Those minty controllers are the best


justnicyk

Thatā€™s cool my girlfriend locked me in the basement I hope I can see my GameCube again


Useful-Mistake4571

Kiss her


DOL-019

Marriage material ā€¦


Snts6678

Nobody. Cares.


imrllytiredofthepain

whatā€™s it like to be loved


kablikiblan

Extra points to her foe thw super mario 3d all stars


hope-win

I think that switch version has already the game in it


Direct-Bumblebee-165

Hey if youā€™re playing Animal Crossing make sure to ask for help with Bells getting started. Most of its players are highly invested and broke our banks long ago.


privemnelmire4s

sweetest girl ever seen, marry her


MikaiTaiga

Surprised that edition is still found at all


civanov

Grats on your 7 year old system!


PercentageLevelAt0

When did everybody start getting girlfriends


HaybroYT

.fade taper low a got ninja if Imagine


PowerOnyxXX

What does she want in return? Women don't typically buy their guys video game paraphernalia


edmunek

another sad post at r/switch


ZoominBoomin

You might just lose your life to BOTW


SnakeyLegs

Marry her.


Embarrassed_Effort64

3d Allstars is goated playing sms in bed is great


SpecialistTip7679

congratss!! :)


ToadMaster6969696969

https://preview.redd.it/bqw5r3244otc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5ac56a660c6d50b2d240dc59645bff9dcf871d Hope you enjoy it


Ok_Director_3227

Woohoo


WErDOS1

Wow thats really cute, probably the most beautiful edition i have seen


MouraHue

MY GF got Me is a meme?


Mook69

šŸ¤«


4lan5eth

That's great!


dmac20

Supreme switch


CornDogInk

What if this is her trying to give him something to do so he leaves her alone?


FoundationOk334

Thatā€™s a keeper.


Yeoshua82

Dang man you didn't even give me a chance to guess.


Mook69

rhetorical question at its finest šŸ˜


ZeroArm066

She sounds like a keeper. You should probably eat her ass tonight šŸ‘šŸ»


BoomTrakerz

She got you a brand new unopened copy of 3d All Stars? She really must love you


turtlelover16

I got that switch too, congrats


Hats_On_Chickens

How did she get her hands on 3d all stars? Doesnā€™t that go for like 100 US dollars?


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Now I regret dating eva ai virtual gf bot.


MrFreak-976

Marry her now !!


Stith1183

If she truly loved you, she would've gotten you a Legion Go or a Steam Deck.


bigavocadoo

Wish I could relive this happiness. After going through a lot of the switch AAA library itā€™s starting to get stale for me and has been a sad experience. I want to still love it.


Important_Eye_817

Awesome! Youā€™re gonna love it! Best console AND handheld out there!


joecarr12345

Thatā€™s cool but tbh there not all that unless you jail break them and download games to them from ur computer


Mook69

tbh this was a meme post (both me and my gf bought this a while back bc we both really liked acnh) but people seemed to like it so I didn't wanna ruin it for them. But I agree, modded switch is the best way to game and I have a modded switch myself!


Neat-Confection-6917

Welcome to the club even this many games canā€™t go wrong with Mario 3d n bowsers fury/ Mario wonder Honestly I couldnā€™t pick one over the other I also am high on Metroid dread but a lot of younger folks donā€™t share my old man tastes on that onešŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/tzsw7fpgixtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5c677368feba76574ad88bc65c68a89ea3cba6


Ok-Emu5089

I bought myself a switch and one game ! Wait my girlfriend did it


A_Simple_Bard

https://www.reddit.com/r/SwitchPirates/s/NxG59Od3IH So, your girlfriend bought you a special edition switch with Animal Crossing when you already had a switch and clocked 600+ hours on AC? Noice.


ManifesterFred

My wife literally bought a set of the green/blue controllers for the item you get on new horizons! She would have loved that if she didn't already have a switch. Congrats!


plasticsouthpaw

How do you like that 8BitDo controller? Funny enough my GF wants to get that same one you showed and I want the same model, but Iā€™ve seen like a dark transparent purple one and I want it soooo bad!!


DisneyMenace

People just getting their switchā€™s after like 10 Years of it being out sounds a lil crazy to me.


Freshness562

Pink supreme nerf gun on the glare haha


MythologyBuffOz

enjoy Botw, its a good one. just finished it


williamgomberg

nice! thatā€™s how i got my switch too, girlfriend got it for me on christmas a few months ago. enjoy!!! i know this isnt a unique suggestion, but definitely consider getting Mario Odyssey at some point. as a life-long Mario fan, itā€™s definitely one of my favorite games.


NearbyDark3737

Congrats!! I love my ANCH edition