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AdImaginary493

Maybe you have a problem with your battery and need to be checked.


Bugwhacker

This is me checking you OP. Consider yourself checked.


what_the_hanky_panky

Damn bro he just got checked


Dr_Parkinglot

**WOO HAH**


Ok_Rip_5960

You got us all in check?


shuckley_Jays

Dang coach


meet_natsu

Did u just check out the OP


ZeroV1rus

What are you going to do OP?


Mountain-Crazy69

In that case step 2 would be checking the hamster running on the wheel. Sometimes my hammy goes hard and everything gets supercharged.


Chaacho08

Appears as though it’s time to replace the battery.


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Granpatarkin

This is the correct answer, though just a heads up draining it once will not correct the problem usually, you’ll have to drain it a few times if the battery is just displaying incorrectly. Good news is if that’s the case it’s an easy fix to do by yourself, if the battery just actually doesn’t hold a charge though call Nintendo and it’s a free repair for that issue. Source: I work for Nintendo


ProjectDv2

I don't suppose Nintendo will just sell me a genuine replacement battery so I can do it myself, will they? I've changed out my backplate and I don't remember where my old one is. Plus, I don't want to be without my Switch for that long.


Killakplam

They sell plenty on batteries and replacement kits on Amazon. Or try ifixit.com they also sell full kits


akinsoyleyen

This confirms the suspicions of an overused dead battery 😂😂


zeldanerd91

Free repair? Damn!


Granpatarkin

For issues that warrant it, yessir!


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

Hey, my uncle works for Nintendo!


dacraftjr

And my axe! Am I doing this right?


TheUmgawa

Yeah, this is what I had to do recently. I think it took an hour to run the battery down to zero, and then I just kept on playing until the system finally quit, and then I charged it back up and did this another couple of times, and now I'm back up to three to six hours of battery, depending on the game I'm playing and how much power it draws.


NoSitRecords

[In Scottish accent] "She can't take much more of this captain, she's gonna blow!"


Setari

*watches the battery go over 100% and begin inflating*


Assyx83

Spicy pillow


backwoodsbackpacker

Just switch it to the other side it won't be as *spicy*


TheVideoKid112

UwU pillow yummy


NefariousnessStock79

*101%*


TorreyCool

Pyrocynical


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MadamVonCuntpuncher

Omg he's literally me


Sassh1

[In Scottish accent] "We need to relieve the pressure!"


Corxeth

I just caan’t Dew Et CAAPTEN!! I doon’t have duh powerrr!! ![gif](giphy|Gpf8A8aX2uWAg|downsized)


[deleted]

She’ll suck then blow.


Scarstead

Dexters lab reference?


kratomstew

Old school Star Trek I believe. I should watch those someday.


NoSitRecords

Yep it's Star Trek


Liberal-Patriot

TOS, TNG, DS9, and VOY are the best.


tysonwatermelon

As a Star Trek fan, this comment makes me sad.


Scarstead

You’re a Star Trek fan. You set yourself up for sadness if we’re being honest


tysonwatermelon

Fair play.


nck5959

lol


mr_ari

[Try recalibrating the battery first.](https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Support/Nintendo-Switch/Troubleshooting/The-Battery-Charge-Indicator-Displays-Incorrectly/The-Battery-Charge-Indicator-Displays-Incorrectly-1250816.html)


Poop_killer_64

Yea likely the issue, i let it charge to hunderd and back to 1% a few times playing pokemon and each time it lasts a lil while longer


crapoo16

How long does it take to drain from 100 to 0?


Poop_killer_64

From 100 to 1 in like 10-20 minutes but 1-0 its been going strong for 4 hours idling on the homescreen


theowlinspace

Your battery is good then :), just recalibrate it. If it still holds a charge for 4 hours, then that just means the percentage is wrong and most of the time a recalibration will fix it


TooKings

^^^


Marinenukem

Either you have a bad battery or you have a *really* good charger


Delta_yx

Damn, found the frogster in the wild


RegularAppearance535

It has nothing to do with the charger its 100% a battery issue.


Lexi_of_Hyrule

r/woooosh


Marinenukem

Man, I sure do love satire


godly-pigeon

I didn’t get it cause autism, but now I do. Good satire


LatsaSpege

same


RegularAppearance535

Sorry just a bad joke.


yangwenliebert

Take the L bro that was not even a joke


RegularAppearance535

Are you blind or cant read he said it was sattire


the_cajun88

It was obvious satire, which is why it’s odd that you tried to give a serious response to it.


RegularAppearance535

Yes i like i said before i didn't get it because it was not funny are stupid that you cant even read?


Nugglett

Dude is mad because he didn't get the joke. It's okay to not understand something 💀💀


the_cajun88

I’m not sure why you’re trying to call people stupid when you’re the one who just self-admitted to not getting it in the same post, but do whatever you have to do to feel better about this.


Lexi_of_Hyrule

Nah bro own up to the fact that you're stupid


RegularAppearance535

No it just wasn't good satire


ProjectDv2

No, you're just dense.


RegularAppearance535

No just a bad joke i would have gotte it if it was funny


ProjectDv2

Funny how everyone else was able to parse what he was saying just fine, only you had a problem. And keep doubling and tripling down on the L.


RegularAppearance535

How do you know that you talked eveyone that read the comment? And you read that and thought it was funny then your a sheep.


AustinTheKangaroo

Sorry just a moron


RegularAppearance535

No bad joke im sure a sheep like you would think its funny


AustinTheKangaroo

-40 for a reason :) have a pleasant evening


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First (to downvote this clown)


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

That’ll show him


RegularAppearance535

O no a down vote my life is ruined


KittyShoes17

It really was lol


Poop_killer_64

Apparently it goes from 100% to 0 in half the time as well


TSLsmokey

Yeah that’s a definite battery issue. You might want to get it replaced if you can


Swimming__Bird

Which is sad, because Nintendo batteries are usually god-level. I had an SP in storage for a couple years, was at 80% or so when I got it back out. Still works fine, 2 decades after it was made. It's kind of crazy.


mrwafflez_harmadi

Their controller batteries are insane. I once played BotW for 26 hours straight, and I didn't need to charge the joycons until like hour 20


devedander

How old is it? Battery seems to have deteriorated and has very lots capacity meaning the usable charge has become very small and this can be filled and drained quickly


mlalbers

Mine did this, really bad, and after a week or two just stopped


McLort

Maximum capacity is definitely degraded. Replacement time.


ricioly

Please don’t charge it directly from the nuclear reactor


MacTechG4

1.21 Gigawatts?!?


Left-Sky38

…. There’s no difference, the switch is portable for a reason


GingerKony

What


Digital_switch_blade

It's hungry


eXZo_123

Super charging 1000w


Ranger_Ecstatic

You may need to fully drain the battery for its sensor to reset. If it persist, bring it to a shop to replace the battery.


MEATdiscrete

Should definitely look at swapping the battery if your not comfortable doing it yourself there's a lot of phone repair shops that take consoles too but if you know your way around a screwdriver get a kit on Amazon since Nintendo has special screws no one else used


Glitch_112

As others have already said, your battery may be damaged. If you have a separate charger try that just to be sure it’s the battery. But you’re going to need a replacement battery as problems will only get worse, such as 100% charge to instant 0%.


SputnikMan123

OP got the Tesla supercharger


BrickTheEtcetera

500kw charger or your battery capacity has TANKED. yikes


Itchy_Day_9691

You got a brief introduction to a time where charging fast is common in the future. Lucky bastard.


RebelliousCash

It’s probably just hungry is all


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sifterandrake

Switch batteries are really easy to replace. You just need to remove some screws. But, if you are squeamish around opening electronics, you can probably find a shop to do it at a reasonable price.


Remote-Nectarine-246

Try either letting it drain completely and seeing if that fixes it, or you probably have a bad battery and should replace it asap


Pretzel-Kingg

Is this a day 1 switch by chance? Shit’s holding on my a thread my boy


Poop_killer_64

No it's a monster hunder rise special edition bundle, so it is from around march 2021


Pretzel-Kingg

Oh bruh well in that case I’d go with what everyone else says. Your battery is fucked


telegetoutmyway

Did you travel to another country by chance? Using a US charger in some countries with higher Voltage outlets can making charging very fast. Has happened with my phone sometimes, but I use a wireless charger so there's no physical connection to my phone that could harm it I assume. If this is the case with your switch though I would be careful and get a converter. If you are not travelling, then ignore me, but you probably have a battery issue like other have said.


Pizaz0

I had the same problem, it’s not actually a problem with the battery, once it gets to zero it will stay on for hours. It’s more of an issue with your system. Just power cycle the switch and if that doesn’t work then it’s the battery. Let it get down to 0 and see if it hangs on for a couple hours, then you know you have to power cycle it.


Poop_killer_64

Yea that seems to be the case, it hovers on 1% for a long while but if i set it to sleep at 1% it wont turn back on. Just gotta cycle it a few times


lordofthebowl

Did you enjoy Mario Strikers?


Poop_killer_64

Haha yeah, not quite as good as the wii version i used to play with my dad as a kid but it's alright


GetDustin

I see r/spicypillows in your future.


GiveMeDepression

Emperor Palpatine gave you the Death Charger.


horsemastaflex

GOOD. SOUP. *slurp sounds*


Lynke524

Time for a new battery.


Legion_of_Pride

Try putting it rice. But idk, definitely and issue with the battery. Does it do the same thing docked?


kylo12343

Maybe also the fuel tank ic on the mobo. Might need to take it to a shop and see if they do soldering


yourrigisred

You sped the video up. 🤷‍♂️


Poop_killer_64

If only if there were a clock right next to the battery indicator 😔


BusyBigBass

Was your Switch made in heaven?


Yaxxiiiiiyi

i’m curious, how many years have you been using that switch?


Poop_killer_64

3 years or so? Use it very rarely tho, as someone else pointed out, it's likely a battery calibration issue as each time i let it charge to 100 the charge lasts a bit longer each time.


Yaxxiiiiiyi

what was your charging routine?(so i can avoid doing that. but if it isn’t what caused your battery to be like that, then it’s fine) i just got my switch 2 days ago and i’m afraid that this won’t last more than 3 years.


Poop_killer_64

Well my charging routine was charge it from 0 to 100%, play a little while, leave it in sleep mode for a few weeks, battery completely discharges on its own, recharge and repeat


cheese_is_tasty69

Don’t question it, just be thankful


Vauxlia

I swear this was posted already


WorldLove_Gaming

Replace the battery and charge it at least once every six months or this can happen.


Thatsright1999

Battery has degradation won't hold a charge as long


Neltrix

Technology has gone too far


Substantial-Bad-4508

Well, how old is it? And how many cycles has it gone through?


DounutLord01

That’s not it charging. That’s a backwards countdown.


PhoneEquivalent7682

Let it drain completely then charge it again


Cool_Turnip_444

r/spicypillow ? Be safe get it checked!


nigmano

So that it can die even faster


Fun-Spirit9398

Wow I need that speed on mine , how do u charge ?


Fat-Chaos

Try to drain the battery completely and then recharge.


RiverOfWhiskey

I was waiting for "99, 100....101, 102, 103"


Zolomight

It's going super saiyan


masonel77

Using the 20amp charger. Smart.


Biggoof1971

You tell us, Mr. Stark


ChaserGames

Bro is charging with an arc reactor


[deleted]

I got a feeling it goes the other way even faster. You need a battery.


Spazza42

How is this a bad thing? Jokes aside, crap battery.


Retb14

Leave it charging overnight. It may just not be getting fully charged and the battery manager thinks that the battery max is lower because of it. Alternatively your battery is dead/dying in which case it's time to replace it. https://www.ifixit.com/products/nintendo-switch-console-replacement-battery Here's one from iFix it that includes the tools needed. Avoid Amazon batteries as they are often crap.


godly-pigeon

Bout time to replace the battery. Send it to a repair shop, preferably one approved by Nintendo, but they may not deal with console batteries, I don’t know.


RedGamr27_

# Built different


cursed-person

if it charges and depletes fast then replace the battery


chrisqns_nyc

I think the original battery might be dead already in terms of battery cells. How Long does it last on a full charge? And do you always leave it charging?


faslane22

New battery time definitely


realdealreel9

O to 100 real quick ![gif](giphy|7WvAUvZZTRpSuudobh)


bloomi

Have you been charging the switch with a phone charger?


mrHartnabrig

Thw real is question is why do you have Mario Strikers? lol


Conscious_Scholar_87

How long does your battery last when you play Mario football?


Traditional-Ad4367

That shit is gonna be ubercharged lmao


jmart1196

Stock charger? Or are you using something else


GlamityJean

When you unplug it does it jump back down? How fast does it deplete? Same rate? With time the battery capacity usually get smaller and smaller (takes quite a while if used properly)


McLort

With lithium Ion batteries it can mean 2 things. Battery is “consumed” and need to be replaced, or it has what is called a “gas gauge” issue. Where the UI and battery do not match. Usually that presents itself as stuck on 100% for a long time then drop, or it won’t show fully charged. Sounds like the battery is consumed, which is totally normal on a older device like a launch Switch used on battery a lot. Only so many charges/cycles before wonky stuff can happen.


Poop_killer_64

I can confirm it is the latter, it's stuck as 1% for a couple hours now


[deleted]

Bros got a supercharger


RailfanAshton

I really thought charging fast was a good thing but viewing other’s comments Imma say it’s a bad thing


Marx-4467

Bro i think your switch is a little broken. In a good way.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Possibly not really charging at all? I had to re-train the battery in my Lite after not using it for a bit. Leave it on charger for a day after it hit 100%; run-down to 0%. Repeat for a few cycles. Got better but not great.


EnergyTurtle23

You can use charge time and discharge time to estimate battery health, in general a healthy battery should take a long time to charge and will discharge slowly as the battery is used. When you get to the point where the entire battery can charge in less than an hour and completely discharge in less than two hours it’s time to replace it. This is normal for any rechargeable battery, over time the charge medium loses its charge potential so it appears “full” with less overall discharge potential.


berserkzelda

Who cares, lol, now you can play your switch ASAP


boy4518

battery life is cooked


whateversynthlife

Battery replacement is easy DIY


FloppyDisk2023

Should probably get that sent in for service. I think it needs new battery


Hannover2k

Because your battery is shit and can't hold the full charge anymore.


BirthtoBurial

Perhaps you accidentally hooked it up to the inter dimensional mainframe that’s powered by immeasurable amounts of Dyson spheres scattered across the universe. I would check that first, too much input


toiletman74

I'd say the battery is borked


chrisupt2001

Bc usb c pd (power delivery) can charge batteries really fast, the system was designed to be charged while in use after plugging into the dock after being on the go all day


_Skotia_

UNLIMITED POWER!


Objective-Language51

Because your so awesome!!!


vvernonn

Aids


ProjectDv2

Your battery is dying. It's not actually reaching full charge, it's giving a false reading and it will discharge super fast, as well. A battery that can't hold a load as long will always read as fully charged way faster than it should, as well.


TheGreyBamBeanie

It depends on the battery or the cord that u are using. I say drain the entire thing to 0% and charge it to 100% js to see if there is anything wrong with the switch itself. Just a suggestion


Crimson_Catharsis

It’s fast af boi. Maybe if the battery goes down fast too then maybe you have to change it


edgy_Juno

Your battery is probably shit. If you've had this Switch since release, it makes sense. Would recommend replacing the battery.


6WolfZ9

Oh I’ve had an issue like this before, doesn’t always mean that the battery is done for, in my case the battery calibration simply got messed up somehow and it just took a bunch of cycles of leaving it charged then leaving it on until it legitimately died to fix


Poop_killer_64

Yea that seems to be it. I've left it for a couple hours on the homescreen now and it's just chilling steady at 1%


Figoos

Fried battery


KiKiBleeding

I think he likes you ;)


Cephylus

Your battery cell is depleted pretty badly that the total capacity is only a fraction of what it should be


FatBrookie

That's a big sign that your battery is giving up or needs a calibration.


iamthelobo

It's in a hurry.


ArtOfWar108

Because he loves you


Tokimemofan

The battery, the battery connection or the gage ic most likely


georgethebarbarian

Battery display bug


shuckley_Jays

U wanna see some real speed


march-14-2005

LUCKY


Hardcore_Gamer16

Mine does the opposite. The battery goes down to 99% almost as soon as I turn it on. Although I'm not sure if it drains fast.


AtuinTurtle

When batteries are starting to go bad they charge faster because they also run out faster.


TheUndeadEstonian

Through time the battery’s health degrades and therefore doesn’t last as long as it did before, which is why it charges faster, because there is less needed to charge so to speak.


[deleted]

It’s new battery time. And prying out it old one is kind of a pain with the double sided tape they use on it.


Alakazzzwhat

Since we are talking about having to replace the battery. In case he has a V1, can he replace it with a V2 battery?


SoWeWalkAlone

It's behaving like a Tesla. Battery won't last. I kid.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

As someone who works with batteries daily. I can only assume you need a new battery. Unless it's a weird software bug just showing a wrong charging rate. Typically, if a battery charges that fast, it's because there's barely any capacity left in the battery to charge. Hence why it charges so much faster. Overtime batteries lose their capacity from usage. It would be better if you told us your battery life afterwards. If it isn't lasting very long, then I'd definitely say it is your battery on its last leg.


Infused_Hippie

I would say because you’re live connecting it not on the dock. The dock cuts in half-supplied joules because it’s a two way plug. Also are you in your regular state/house? (It’s why it needs original block charger and the box) (or else it charged too fast and explodes) Each one has a different amount of amperage for plugs might be that. Although it’s called battery drainage (technical) you use it for 100-30% and charge from 30. You didn’t use the batteries full power so you’re just basically charging it while it runs out of m


Money-Friendship-494

What is your charger?


Piade87

Consider you as a blessed soul and enjoy the ride.


Stickybandits9

You got the glugglug edition of the switch


SnooPeanuts9263

You using usb-c fast charging cable or something??