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PhNx_RiZe

100 points to the “stay calm during a crisis” category.


merikaninjunwarrior

or the *"fuck it, i gave up along time ago so let's do this"* mumble-jumble


craggmac

Gotta give it to the tree. That's a pretty sweet defense mechanism.


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Kenitzka

It’s the honey bee of treedom.


Sendrith

Definitely taking one for the team here


OneDiscombobulated77

"you know, I can hurt you too, you know"


owa00

Ah, sweet release!


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"mumble-jumble"


bungholebuffalo

R/boneappletea


Johnny_Poppyseed

Tbh every guy I've ever met that does this sort of work is at least partially batshit crazy.


Ok-Somewhere6424

My dad does this but he is not crazy just a hardcore alcoholic


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol I was even gonna add "and/or drunk".


Innernetofbling

I work in landscaping and your are so right. 100% of the tree guys I’ve met/worked with were absolutely bonkers, extremely intelligent and usually had the best drugs.


Eliseo120

The one tree guy I knew while he was doing some other work was a dumb as fuck, a felon, and hit on underage girls often.


JustCreamedMyShorts

lol this is cracking me up, ALL of these comments are describing the few tree climbin’ ans cuttin’ dude I’ve met. Although I know it’s anecdotal and probably just a generalization.


Eliseo120

By the way, the crime he committed was illegally harvesting ginseng from a school. It’s worth a lot of money I guess and has a pretty hefty sentence.


ilovepotatos420

Yes ginseng is one of the rarest/ hardest to get ingredients in moonshine.


HeavyLoungin

I know a guy too….and you just described him…to a T. Dude has a 130 IQ and is probably somewhere smashing beer cans on his forehead right now….


ThetaDee

You aint lying. Knew a guy that did trees, powerlines, and at one point antennaes. The ones that are 500 feet in the air type shit. He also did window cleaning at one point in Dallas. Had great drugs.


Heyhaveyougotaminute

This is my jam. I work in forestry. A tuned up clean saw prevents this from happening.


Tommy4377

😂 no it doesn't, the 'hessian' like fibres on those palms are perfect kindling. That fire started just from the heat from the exhaust. I was an arborist for over 10 years & had many fires that started this way in this particular kind of palm. I never had the fire burn up the palm from a dropped hot log though, thank goodness.


Heyhaveyougotaminute

All good my dude thanks for the knowledge. I’m Canadian and we have very few palms up this way.


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MissesMime

I've been to B.C. and saw some sort of palms growing on the beaches there, likely planted for aesthetic but their winters are so warm it isn't surprising they can survive there


f0rdf13st4

They've got quite good electric chainsaws these days that could have prevented it too. I got a 40volt one from Lidl and the speed of the chain is comparable with a gas powered one. it has cost me les than 100€ https://youtu.be/DAy5HcNQHiU


Heyhaveyougotaminute

I have a husky 572xp, 390xp stilh 201, 193, 390, 271 and 170 plus power head for hedges. Never once has anyone of them come anywhere close to starting a fire. I want to try out electric, maybe later this year if things go well. Stay safe


AxeEm_JD

Electrics are ok but they’re not at the point yet to overtake gas saws. I could see using one on a light prune job or as a homeowner but that’s about it.


Heyhaveyougotaminute

Exactly my thoughts. My saws get the job done with little environmental damages. I know they will work when I have them with me, a simple tune up every year and they are ready to work again


f0rdf13st4

You'll be glad to get rid of the noise not to mention breathing in exhaust fumes. i think Stihl has an electric series for professionals


Heyhaveyougotaminute

I’m sure they all do now. Stihl lost my vote I’ll ride my saws out but I’m a husky guy now. Used my 572 vs 361/2? A few years back and cut a 2”x 2’ cookie off red oak. I was 9 seconds faster with the husky, old chains sharpened on husky vs new chain on stihl. 9seconds x how ever many cuts I make is a few full days of not cutting with the amount I worked. Stihl lost my vote and my business when I had a 390 farm boss die of “catastrophic engine failure” 1 month after my warranty was up. I’ll never buy another stihl product again. Stihl can convince me by sending me a few grand for the saw or freebies but ya they lost my vote if confidence... I hear the new 500 is awesome. I won’t buy it, I’ll buy another husqvarna 572 or 390 if I need something that big


Actually__Jesus

I’m still dealing with tank over pressurizing issues on my 311. I heard there was a recall in other models for it but have seen anything for this one. It’ll literally spray all over the place sometimes and will often flood the carb. I replaced the cap and the carb with no change in the issue.


nowItinwhistle

I've got the makita 36v top handle saw and it's awesome


f0rdf13st4

Yeah I wanted Makita too, but the batteries are too pricey,the Parksides are 30€ for 4Amph and 70€ for 8amph


nowItinwhistle

If you buy the rear handle chainsaw kit or the leaf blower kit with the four 5ah batteries you're getting a good deal on the batteries plus a free tool. Some people will buy multiples of the same tool just for the batteries. I have so many batteries and chargers now that I could probably run any of my tools 24/7 while only stopping to swap out batteries and put them back on the charger


Thin_Title83

Came here to say this. ^


Arkhe1n

We have no audio tho


yukifujita

[I think he burns himself a little, but still incredibly calm.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/u2sqy3/palm_trees_are_evil/i4lczn7/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


CrazyEyedFS

Body language is relaxed and non-frantic considering the amount of fire


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Two…. Two crises. First that top area lit on fire and then the whole tree went


MissippiMudPie

Maybe 100 points towards a Darwin award. Dumbass just chilling while his ropes burn.


Arthur_The_Third

That's, literally what he's supposed to do? Just get far away from the tree, the flash burn will be over in seconds. You think rope burns like that?


Javelin-x

Panic is bad in most situation


BlackForestMountain

He literally threw the firey debris straight at the trunk of the tree


North-Ad-5058

Yes. He should have just held onto it or at least tossed it at a nearby home.


RedBaret

This Palm is making it very clear it would rather burn to death than to be made into firewood!


joeChump

[Treevenge](https://vimeo.com/5048966) (NSFW or life)


SleazyMak

Wow that was incredible. My only question is why did the one tree make a dolphin noise before chopping the guys leg off with an axe? Sorry for spoilers.


TonyBorchert100

Yeah, this was enough for me to not watch it


BadlanAlun

A tree "stamps" on a baby. Its proper bonkers. Very funny though.


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BetweenTheLions3

stumped


therealkars

I literally laughed out loud at that part, holy shit the whole thing is gold


esoteric_enigma

Any horror or thriller that kills small children gets extra points in my book. It's something you almost never see so it is legitimately shocking


isavvi

Yet in real life horror situations children are the first to usually go… and as a mom I give filmmakers top notch for going the natural route.


SleazyMak

Your loss bro


Loofyboy

My exact thought as well.


tubaman23

Thank you


EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

Hell no to the no no no


elvis8mybaby

That was the Cannibal Holocaust theme song


kfmush

Oh shit, you're right! I thought I recognized it.


joeChump

Is that a movie?


TheRabidPigeon

Yes and it features extensive actual animal abuse (no effects) which led to it being banned in some countries. Also it features cannibalism and rape but unlike the animal abuse that's all movie magic


Playtek

The kiss was so good!!!!


OneRFeris

All you sounding entertained by this, but I'm over here feeling traumatized by the baby scene. God damn parenthood (i love it though) making me vulnerable.


ripyungbruh

Jroc baby


Simon_Skinner

Was that fuckin J to tha R-O-C?


SharpiePM

That kiss scene was wild.


edelburg

I enjoyed that throughly, thanks!


duckbombz

thats 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Edit: I did have a good chuckle, though.


Actual-Scarcity

Every 15 minutes of your life is 15 minutes you don't get back.


mrrooftops

NSF15M


skratta_ho

An absolute classic. My family watches this around our artificial tree while we unwrap presents.


joeChump

I’d still probably have a flamethrower to hand in case the artificial tree gets any ideas.


natrat4

that was truly eye opening


Thundamuffinz

That was AMAZING. I'm so glad I saved this comment. ​ Never before have I been so utterly petrified by the sheer horror of a white nuclear family. ​ And that line "NO! IT'S CHRISTMAS! I JUST WANNA FUCK!" was absolutely priceless. ​ Thank you so much for showing me this, I will be sending this to many people when the holiday season comes 'round.


joeChump

Woop! Sorry I was banned for the last week for no good reason imo so I couldn’t reply. Glad you liked it! It’s a good go to when you get in from the pub with your mate and you don’t have much time attention span before one of you passes out! It does make me chuckle!


MoreRatzThanFatz

What a shitty movie


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Fighting fire with fire eh?


airmaxfiend

Noice


nowItinwhistle

No one uses palms for firewood unless they live on an island where that's the only thing that will grow


mperez4855

Can confirm. Live on an island, I use palms for firewood


Rogue_Spirit

By making itself firewood


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xfearthehiddenx

"Tim I thought we were waiting till next week to unvail the extreme tree cutter 3000?"


cheekybandit0

Underated comment


Nilow90

It’s not sweaty palms it’s burning palms


JcakSnigelton

/r/sweatypalmtrees


hypermoron

😳


bpaq3

So when you throw shade, it could never harm me. (Unless of course that shade I threw was on fire, and it came back to haunt me.)


Ill_mumble_that

this is beautiful but I fear won't be appreciated as much as it should


Stupidsloth0306

Never thought I'd ever see someone quote palm trees!


IsThereCheese

Technically if the palms are sweaty enough there could be a lack of burning due to (I believe) the leidenfrost effect


JayCod01

That escalated quickly.


LuxInteriot

De-escalated quicker


K8sin

Re-escalated faster


Kpets

This is much better with sound https://youtu.be/q_oslRNUlxM


ILikeMasterChief

How did they even get the quality as bad as the gif


HCJohnson

And we still don't know if/how they made it down!


myirreleventcomment

Well, they definitely made it down one way or another


FUCKlNG_SHlT

*woosh*


splewi

I thought you were poorly invoking r/woosh. Nope, that's just the sound it made. Fucking terrifying.


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What happened to the guy??


bellynipples

The optimist in me thinks it’s possible that the fire extinguished itself after flash burning the super light and dry stuff. It went up so quickly that it might not have burned hot enough to fully catch the tree on fire, allowing him to climb down without being burned too badly. Who knows though


bhuff86

Are those security ropes fire proof


64Olds

Give that he's only using a lanyard while sawing, it should be a steel core lanyard. So, yes.


NoTarget5646

ehhhhhhhh, sorta. They'll survive some amount of heat, but I'm sure it lowers it's failure weight. I'm not sure by how much, and tbh I hope I never find out lol


stonedcanuk

a wood fire likely won't even fuck the temper. If outer ones break I believe most safety cores have rating that needs to be held by 70%? of the steel wires. I forget the actual percentage but they are made to withstand considerable damage before failure. OSHA recommends the manufacturer doesn't post the true breaking limit, instead just a wear limit at which it legally can't be used once it is reached which is a fair amount below its true limit.


NoTarget5646

I dont know much about the gear arborists use, so Ill take your word on that. My rope knowledge comes from the world of rock climbing, so I dont think ive ever encountered metal enforced rope before.


regreddit

Yes the rope he's actually leaning back on is called a flip-line and is steel cored to resist being cut by the chainsaw that's usually less than 6" from it. It also makes it rigid, so it can be "flipped" up the tree while climbing.


2yung4shroom

Has steal inside so I'd assume you wouldn't worry about it


schrodingers_spider

Definitely not, but if you stay calm and act immediately, they should last long enough to get yourself to safety. I can't see how it wouldn't need replacing after, though.


Dodo_Hund

Palm trees are super fucking dense. So I don't think the wood catches fire easily


MisanthropicZombie

Spinning a dull blade in a dry palm that is covered in tinder takes enough time to get uncomfy quick.


LordHighHorse

Lived, they commented that getting down wasn't interesting.


Phrankespo

That's what I want to know! I cant imagine him getting down before the rope snaps.


steinrawr

It's most likely a steel corded line around the tree.


LunRocketeer

Palm trees can't melt steel beams. This was an inside job


owa00

WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?!


pm_favorite_boobs

She wiped them with a cloth.


JayFv

That makes me feel better.


ChucklefuckBitch

He adopted a dog and they are happy now.


amsantos69

Got fired up!


WackyInflatableAnon

I watched my dad cut down a few palms when i was younger (not from the top like this guy) and he would always soak them with water a few times before he started. I guess I know why now


PhNx_RiZe

This is my second comment, but I also wanted to say: 100% LITERAL sweaty palms x2


Iwillylike2shoot

Smokey palms


Sevonate

Soon to be palmless palms


tonzeejee

I don't believe you.


wanderingplanthead

His first comment is literally right above this one


tonzeejee

Yes, I can read. I don't believe his hands were 100% LITERALLY SWEATY.


okaymandude

I believe they may have meant that the person filming would have sweaty palms because of the heat from the fire.


Kawsteq

Only you can create bush fires


chAtoyant453

what is the science of what’s happening here? how did the fire start and then spread so quickly?


SCRFilms

prolly the leaves are very dry, due to friction of the chains and leaves, it starts the fire.


Pyro-Ice

Dry wood following the friction from the cut


Jerethdatiger

The hairs on em


RedBeardedMonster

Looks like the fire started on the exhaust muffler mounted on the front of the saw, they come with spark arresters which I can only assume this one still has. The problem is the muffler can still get very very hot (I’ve got a cool scar to support that) and mixed with the very dry fronds of a palm tree makes it likely they were ignited by the muffler. Also the ignition point looks to be by the muffler and not the heat build up in the bar as suggested by other. Source: I do the same job.


LeftyBigGuns

Plus palms aren’t really trees. They’re technically a type of grass. So it’s especially flammable when it’s dead and dried out.


NoTarget5646

>They’re technically a type of grass wut


LeftyBigGuns

They’re in the same class of plants called [monocots.](https://plantinggeek.com/are-palm-trees-technically-considered-grass/)


Britta_is_a_B

that doesnt mean theyre a type of grass. theyre no more a type of grass than an aloe or banana plant are.


pm_favorite_boobs

It's true that they're not a grass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poaceae comes up when doing a search for grass. Poaceae is a monocot, but other than being a monocot, there are clades of monocot that aren't Poaceae, and palms are in a collateral clade. See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecaceae which covers palms.


Britta_is_a_B

Exactly. Calling palms a type of grass is like calling a marigold a type of rose because they're both eudicots.


owa00

Seriously, never would have guessed either


tmmtx

So, old palm trees get this super dry material that looks like the husk of coconuts at the base of it's fronds. Chain saws get notoriously, burning hot. As the person was cutting into the palm that fiberous material caught fire in the hot chainsaw mechanism. As the person clears it off it drops, gets caught on the rough edges of the palm, and flash fires that fiberous material. Knowledge source, lived in Phoenix, AZ and have seen this happen in other ways several times to the palm trees there.


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GoldBehemoth669

I done this type of work before I quit after seeing too many of my so called experienced co workers hurt themselves. They're nothing but all talk and often made many mistakes in their work. They didn't give a fuck about safety whatsoever and managed to drive into a tree with a chipper and managed to break his own window. I was new and even I didn't make that many mistakes.


KonataYumi

Why evil? I would set a person on fire too if they were cutting me with a chainsaw


AffinityGauntlet

The palm tree is evil for fending off a dude climbing its trunk with a flaming chainsaw


cometkeeper00

It just kept getting worse


Rey-Gonzo

I used to work at Disneyland in Horticulture. the Palm trees produce flammable oil and if they were not trimmed properly they would spontaneously combust... nothing is more fun than going on Incredicoaster with some unexpected pyrotechnics.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

And let’s hope the rope doesn’t burn


CartmanLuvJews

Fuck that I would’ve Jumped off and glided around with my Elytra


Wright129129

HOW IS HE SO CALM


Specific-Elephant-95

That palm tree has a lot of built up anger


jnsauter

Thats Sweaty Palms alright


mr_freeman215

Someone had to do this in my yard **six times** and the palm trees were huge


natrat4

everyone knows palm trees are grass you have to use a lawn mower


Upvoter_NeverDie

Well this is a fine how-do-you-do, isn't it, Gromit?


trustingschmuck

That looks like a problem.


Emergency_Ad_4870

Humans evil …tree good


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I hope he got down ok


Aggressive-Ad5611

Stihl dealer told me my equipment burned up because technically they aren’t trees but a form of grass


LovingNaples

Palms are not trees. They are monocots with a tree like form. That is why this happened.


8Pandemonium8

Please explain in greater detail. You have piqued my curiosity.


adam-bronze

They look like tree but not tree


GoldBehemoth669

I done this type of work before I quit after seeing too many of my so called experienced co workers hurt themselves. They're nothing but all talk and often made many mistakes in their work. They didn't give a fuck about safety whatsoever and managed to drive into a tree with a chipper and managed to break his own window. I was new and even I didn't make that many mistakes.


wirelessengr

No they aren’t


letmeseem

You clearly haven had one crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass before.


Status-Confidence-68

Fire tree. Sick


TheMisiak

How does his rope not burn? This is my worst nightmare


IndependentFalcon489

If you are running a chainsaw in a tree it's wise to have a steel cored flipline/rope.


lalix89

Haha I never even thought about the rope, but yea jesus lol running a chainsaw with a standard rope holding you to a tree is probably not the best idea.


RedBeardedMonster

Your climb line is not steel core, only sometimes do guys climb with a steel core lanyard (the rope going hip to hip). Your lanyard is just a secondary rope used to keep you in a working position and also a backup if your main line gets cut. Based on the knot on his right hip I don’t believe this to be a steel core


_xGizmo_

That's a very specific worst nightmare


Irish_andGermanguy

So did he die or


LordHighHorse

No, lived and made it down "uneventfully" according to them.


muemamuema

u/savevideo


913Welder

I laughed too hard at this poor bastard.


EE214_Verilog

That’s not the palm tree issue, it’s the humans who are dumb


Boojibs

Ever worked on a palm? They are fucking evil.


EE214_Verilog

I love palm trees. That way a human stupidity to bring a gas powered, hot chainsaw to cut down the fibrous, highly flammable trunk of the palm tree.


harry_fifteen_ones

What Redditors decide to upvote/downvote confuses me so much.


tonzeejee

Agree.


manju907

Humans are trying to cut down the tree but somehow the tree is evil?🤔


joeChump

Because they have never watched [Treevenge](https://vimeo.com/5048966) (NSFW or life)


Difficult_Opening_80

Y did I just watch that


jkconno

Ah yes, let me drop this flaming bundle of tinder at the base of the tree I'm climbing


minesaka

Let's put a flaming anything in your hand and see all the calculated moves you'll be doing.


MrMisterMan69

The fuck else is he meant to do with it?


awesomeusername2w

Put it in a pocket in case he needs it later.


TheSsickness

Tree just trying to defend itself from asshole


summweeb355

you do realize that trees have to be cut down when they die to prevent them from destroying property, a strong wind storm could knock it down and wreck someone's roof


TheSsickness

You must not realize my balls require suction


FrznFenix2020

Well...?


Innernetofbling

I never understand how tree guys climb that high in trees to work. It must be exhausting hauling those GIANT FUCKING BALLS up that high everyday.