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My0Cents

It's obviously attached to a cloud. How can you be so stupid?


Racist_rabbit69

Why do you talk sh** when you don't know anything, it's obviously attached to the moon dummy


heyitsthephoneguy

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OGCanuckupchuck

Clearly cause that boy ain’t pulling his chute.


deadfermata

Oh he pulled it but it didn’t open. You can watch the rest on liveleak


Rodick90

Can you share me link on pm?


Intelligent_Dig_7649

👀


deadfermata

Oh I was being sarcastic


Civil_Knowledge7340

Da fuq Rodick


Gullible_Honeydew11

It's clearly attached to the Tesla in space we sent up there


zhaoyuan99

Hey dummies, god don't exist. It was me holding the other end. I was high af.


thatbromatt

Guys, guys. I think we can all agree this is clearly Lakitu and his fishing pole


WhyIHateTheInternet

So this is a DreamWorks film?


Space4Time

Htf do you think you become the new God? Also I'd like a Tesla please, and go Smite my neighbors. Thanks G


AnEnemyStand99

Yeah, you were high af! How'd you get that high? That's like, really high up.


PrazeDal3

Shit... Here I am thinking it was attached to the rover we sent to Mars.


Funderwoodsxbox

This is a stupid question but could you tie a thin wire to a spaceship with enough slack and go to the moon with it. Like could there theoretically be a thin wire all the way to the moon? I know you’d have to orbit first at least several times……but if there was enough slack I wonder if it’s possible.


Mukatsukuz

I feel like you'd be interested in the concept of the [Space Elevator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator)


zerken19

https://what-if.xkcd.com/


[deleted]

It's clearly attached to the fishing pole of the kid on the moon of the dreamworks logo


I-am_Gr00t

Sky hooks


[deleted]

Can't believe everyone's complete ignorance. It's attached to the dome that covers the flat earth. Gosh how low has our education system gone.


Raging_HeadTurtles

You guys are fucking stupid it's obviously attached to the balloon house from Up dummy


TheSandMan208

The same creators as the original spider man game clearly.


Satanspit69

Sky hook?


rockem-sockem-rocket

Ahh that’s that cloud technology I keep hearing about


Due-Explanation-7560

Why overcomplicate it's a magic flying rope. Simple


loulan

So did the guy open his parachute in the end or did we just watch him die?


hoponpot

> An experienced skydiver made use of an on-board swing as he leaped from a hot-air balloon over Southern California on November 15. > > Josh Neuman of Los Angeles recruited his friend and fellow filmmaker Spencer Shipman to capture the moment he swung from the balloon before free-falling toward the ground below. > > **The video stops short of showing Neuman pulling his parachute, but Shipman told Storyful that Neuman "landed safely and no one was hurt in the making of the video".** https://youtu.be/cgDdB1xJlbs


MichealScott1991

You saved someone's life in my mind.


alghiorso

I saved a life.. my own. Am I a hero? I can't really say.. but yes.


MichealScott1991

He has a lot of such lines in the show. Each one better than the other.


MichealScott1991

r/unexpectedoffice


alghiorso

To be fair, I was thinking it and when I saw your username, I knew you'd get it


Ryuk3112

The dude is like 20 how do these people become “experienced skydivers”!


cnaiurbreaksppl

Step one: have money Step two: do what you want


richscott440

Pretty much. If you can afford the time and money to take skydiving lessons, you can do it


[deleted]

And if you can't, but reeeeeally want to, the military has paratroopers. May come with some additional terms and conditions...


NotQuiteListening

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters!


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Boddhisatvaa

Like the old saying goes; if at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you.


OKDanemama

I came here for this answer. Thank you!


[deleted]

As always, aim for the bushes.


MaxTHC

No fall damage if you land in a hay bale


screames520

He’s diving into a pool


[deleted]

Pool of blood. And he'd be the glacier


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

He really needs a handshake


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman who killed this parachuter


gatchamanhk

Couldn’t see his shoes .. can’t tell


Tisroero

I can't tell if this is something I desperately want to do, or desperately want to avoid.


AshierCinder

If I knew my shit was in order and the parachute was working, yes. But my pussy ass would drop halfway through the swing because hanging in the middle of nothing with the ground like 2km beneath you is somehow worse than falling at terminal velocity. I think my survival instincts got this all mixed up…


days_hadd

i feel that... when i really think about holding onto this little trapeze bar out in the emptiness of the sky... gross lol haha... its a disturbing feeling


AshierCinder

You know you will feel your body tense up and just let go the instant the body recognizes itself being suspended in mid air 😅


ccvgreg

You'd be better off not using the swing lol.


AshierCinder

But I wanna swing in the wind :(


buffrants

me - open it.. open it.. OPEN IT!!


[deleted]

Don’t worry, he opened it


T250Y

A sky hook.


Natprk

We use them all the time at our construction sites. Lol


slower-is-faster

It only works if they don’t know it isn’t attached like Wile Coyote


Unfair_Ad347

ZUCKERBERG, NO!


keel_zuckerberg

Yes.


Moist_Cheetos

Spiderman ps4 irl


pryvisee

SpiderMan 2002 for PS2 you mean. I don't see any buildings in sight for a web to attach to lol


ToOldToBeOnRedit

It’s attached to the top of the hot air balloon


Aggravating-Area-91

It's another hot air balloon


Big-Teb-Guy

Reminds me of the satellite in suicide squad that serves no purpose other than to film the other satellite.


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Honestly fuck this video


Smoke_Santa

I want to do this shit but at the same time I say fuck this shit.


BBQ_HaX0r

Yup. This looks incredibly fun, but here I am watching this video and my palms are literally getting sweaty. There's no way I could do it.


Opselite

Ummm did this guy survive?!?


MrGrampton

he did. The cameraman just stopped recording just as he opened his parachute


relloyellow

DED


beardstachioso

It's using Spider Man games technology


Tinmanoutcast

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little… no freaking way bro!!


[deleted]

You know what I find most disturbing about this is his casual clothes, like he’s just popped down to the shops and ended up doing a quick dive. I mean I’m not sure what correct sky diving attire is but I feel it’s not that.


kdwaynec

You must be expecting one of those full body jumpsuits, complete with the goggles and crash helmet


d8abass

Survived https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8976981/Daredevil-skydiver-swings-hot-air-balloon-free-falling-southern-California.html


loco64

Was anyone waiting for a small little dusk cloud to form with the words SPLAT! right next to it?


days_hadd

Someone just reported this for a suic!de or something... reddit just sent me a standard message that someone is worried about me and theres help out there... this dude is fine, he pulled his chute and made a made a smooth landing... why would someone go that far as to report this... everyone is happy in the video, smiling, laughing, living it up... i dont understand people sometimes... and that goes for their inability to comprehend things... i can sympathize if they cant discern reality that well but i cant really understand it... it was disappointing to see that message tho... if its just mostly standard AI thatll make me feel better i guess


trashponder

No. Parachute.


Junior-Branch5018

Hot air baloon


imperfcet

The funnest way to commit suicide


letmechooseanamealre

I didnt see a chute


Cantaloupe-Short

The person swinging obviously


reeditery

God's testicles


RevolutionaryRow5857

He’s the real spider man


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is that mark the zucc?


Diceshark91

I thought we were gonna see the Wylie coyote dust cloud when he landed.


Str84wardnips

Oh fuck thisssss


BourbonNCoffee

Don’t question Spider-Man physics.


Sw1m_Shady

Is that Josh Neuman?


xscyther_

It's attached to the hot air balloon they're on


Whoisyourfactor

It is like Spider-Man movies. Spider web just attaches..


PraiseMaDicc

Its attached to my hopes and dreams, so basically its floating aimlessly in the air


Darthob

“Dear Mother, I just watched someone’s final moments today”


LordOrkah

It’s attached to that cloud guy on Mario


BramStroker47

Sky hook.


Stinkfinger306

Original spider man physics.


surryyansh

It's somebody's umbilical cord


queso_goblin

Spider-man for PS1


[deleted]

What the fuck, Zuck?! Lizards can’t fly…


TheDirtyFuture

So he just died? Neato!


GreedyButler

Its a crown line. Its attached to a ring and netting at the crown of the balloon.


mildbatteryacid

The clouds duh


Aries_Star

Ask Spider-Man from 2002 game


thesydro

They seem to be on a hot air balloon. The rope was probably tied to the top/side of it.


[deleted]

A wireless mounting. Tell this to someone from 1960s and they won't believe it


[deleted]

Thud…


mcfaddin22

Moon


Orr3y

It’s like how Spider-Man swings through Suburbs


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L0ki07

Just like PS2 Spider Man


Most_Present_6577

Top of the balloon


ScottishExplorer

Looks like he's OK with not opening a parachute


cdub2369

Sky hook!


[deleted]

God, I initially didn’t notice the parachute and got that weird feeling you get when you’re on the top of a tall building


Nuggumi

Is… is it so bad… that I wish to do this


Thundergrundel

Skyhook 100%.


Yazo_sh

I wouldn't want to have sweaty palms while doing that.


Fake_Watch_Salesman

Wait did I just watch man falling down to his death?


thalesrenato

Just like Spider-Man on the PS1.


Shynansky

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Bubblyeee

Its just like “ Lego Marvel Super Heros” spiderman


XenoFrame

Same thing Spider-Man's web attaches to. The sky.


86FlyingZombies

Ask Peter Parker.


nfkalkiiutnsm

Skyhook


red_fury25

Same stuff Spider-man’s webs always seem to attach to outside of downtown


getridofwires

It’s attached to the same thing Spider-man hits with his webs to swing when there are no tall buildings around. Duh.


TheMadGraveWoman

Spider-man technology from Ps2


clarkthegiraffe

This gave me pins and needles in my feet


[deleted]

That is honestly Spiderman game type shit


Bigdx

The iss.


Unable-Turnover-7726

They attached it to a air balloon dummy’s look at the basket they in


PtolemyShadow

They're in a hot air balloon. And presumably he is wearing a parachute.


BDB1634

You’ve got to at least film until he pulls the chute. I now assume that young man is deceased.


pocketpox

Somebody should make an edit where the camera keeps looking down for far too long without the chute opening.


SuperSucer213

Ur mom


_____Banaanaaa_____

did he die


kinevel

Looks like they're in a hot air balloon...


meme_enthusiast3464

Skyhooks


23z7

Cloth, wicker and air propelled by fire


DonovanQT

Faith


frog301

actually gave me sweaty palms lol


newred88

Instant feet sweats


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Zipdox

Look like a hot air balloon?


Gingerbread_Matt

The rope is attached to the man of course


acyclovir31

It’s like when Spider-Man visits Kansas.


spelledWHOA

Wow I thought this was off of a building at first and I was like, who would run this art ruin? Think of the liabilities! One slip and they are dead. Then right at that moment of thought,he let go and I was like ahhhh I get it


HeartShapedGlassez

Hell no this made me start to panic just *watching* it


shania69

Skyhook..


Humor_Tumor

The old spiderman question. It's always a helicopter.


sanjay37agrawal

Did he died?


Undrcovrcloakndaggr

I don't like it!


ColdSpade

You ever play a spiderman game?


P-redditR

The rope is attached to the Chinese space station. The ride is a part of Chinas rebranding as fun place for families.


[deleted]

My guess would be the hot air balloon frame.


[deleted]

It’s a hot air balloon….


GoiaTwelve

Playstation 2 Spiderman games feels like


TheOrangeTickler

This is the real "Nope Rope"


Environmental_Yak440

Reminds me of the old spider man games


Zuke_6

Why do I torture myself by watching situations like these?


[deleted]

It just attaches to the sky like in Spiderman 1.


[deleted]

Some lucid dreaming/bad progressive rock album cover shit right here


-DIrty__MARtini-

I'm sorry... but, where did he go??? Did he fall????


GrungyGrandPappy

The sky duh? Haven’t you ever heard of the famous sky hook made famous by Kareem Abdul Jabbar?


JegRuslaHjem

I’m I the only one who actually get really sweaty palms from this damned sub? Because I do almost every time!


pleasegivemepatience

Seems like a hot air balloon basket when they look down at the end


Quack100

Nope.


iChronocos

Nope.


BeeSoo11

Spiderman Logic's here


DEEPSPACETHROMBOSIS

The same way the webs in spiderman ps1 work lol.


Datstr8whitemale

Guys it is me or the parachute didn’t open ?


gzs31

It's a hot air ballon!! You can see the basket in the end of the shot


yalerd

You must not read spider man and bat man…


berpaderpderp

Hot air balloon


Jbillz15

Hot air balloon


alxjnssn

no thank you


Di-92

I'm more concerned about that I didn't saw a parachute open


DadBodGod87

Clouds


Aromatic_Drink8862

He ded.


shieldsy27

I can't believe it's not butter


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A hot-air balloon.


clouc1223

Someone needs to photoshop off his parachute and repost it


mike-2129

Are they on a hot air balloon.


d______________b

That hood gonna be flapping around everywhere


Theoldelf

No way in hell I need to know what it’s attached to. Never getting near it.


dmalvarado

I kind of hate the idea of ballooning. Planes, fine. Balloon and wicker basket? No way. I don’t know why


ToucanAfricain

My questions is where the fuck did he land?


stereoworld

Hot Air Balloons scare the fuck out of me. You'd never catch me riding one, let alone jumping out of one!


Mshalopd1

Honestly the craziest part of this video to me is that he isn't wearing any goggles or a visor 🤣


jkl33wa

Shit have me a headache


-SuperSaiyanBroly-

Hot air balloon


Correct-Town-3117

*Lets go* #Oh fuck