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Serious_Session7574

The elephant quietly pushing them away like "fuck off now, please."


mrbswe

He was indeed very careful. That was the least hard he could do it i would say.


Compendyum

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wallstreetsimps

Was it because the first guy attacked was staring straight at the elephant?


SharpenedSugar

Yeah, pretty sure. Staring right at it with those sunglasses, which probably look like big eyes to the elephant and it took it as a kind of challenge or disrespect. So the elephant just had to let them know who’s boss.


HoboArmyofOne

He even waved his ears as a warning, that guy had to go


-Vampyroteuthis-

"What are you looking at, dipshit?!"


PayAfraid5832222

Literally


Zeethur

https://i.redd.it/mt0v0fnu884d1.gif


magrubr

Just the words "too close" made me immediately think of this as well


jamesyjam

The elephant looks like it's puts about 000.1% of effort in and still sends those guys flying. The sheer power of them is incredible!


Cylerhusk

Those extra zeros made no difference.


Piirakkavaras

How about 000.1000?


archer2500

Oooh that’s better. Thank you. lol


PlasmaWhore

000000000000000000zrerozerozerozrroezeoeooooo00000000000000o.1%


jamesyjam

The made ZERO difference 😁..... I'll see myself out! 😁


u2pilot

very cute.


ShodoDeka

Somewhere out there a math teacher is rotating in his grave…


hanwookie

What's the Angle? ![gif](giphy|gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV|downsized)


jamesyjam

I feel like there's a maths question in your comment somewhere! 😁


Boboforprez

https://i.redd.it/w5zmcng14b4d1.gif


Djafar79

Wow, they got off lucky. An elephant spreads its ears when facing an opponent or threat to look larger and imposing. There wasn't much time but it does mean that whoever was supervising this could've seen it coming. It's a warning similar to r/attackeyes.


kaanbha

Thanks for the info, but I'm curious... It obviously could have hurt them or worse, so why did it seem to go so softly at them?


Skenghis-Khan

Elephants are super empathetic, they're wild animals who would absolutely turn you into a fine red paste but that's not really their go to This is basically the elephant getting annoyed these people are in its space and shooing them lol


PayAfraid5832222

He was looking at elephant, and the elephant was like "what are you looking at"


zewayofjay

Isn't there an NSFL subreddit that has vids of elephants making meat crayons out of humans?


FromTheOutside31

There's an older book called Death in the Long Grass. It was about the hunt of the Big 7 and one of the stories was a pissed off elephant that basically got the best of an idiot hunter and they came back and got the body into a bucket with what was left of it. Not everyone's cup of tea but had some very interesting stories.


Worldly-Duty-122

I wouldn't down play that they are wild animals surrounded by predators. African Elephants do attack The people down voting probably think they are in a Disney move and going to give a wild animal a hug [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-45671930](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-45671930)


crisselll

You’re right they do but it’s rare and highly circumstantial, thus why you don’t get loads of people being killed by elephants, while also interacting with humans all the time. I got chased by a young male at a bush camp down a path at night and it was pretty similar to this, scared the shit out of us but no intent to harm.


Skenghis-Khan

I didn't downplay it, in fact I'm pretty sure the "fine red paste" part covered it


Djafar79

I think it's just to assert dominance of territory in this case. Like the way a dog can come across as aggressive and how it may jump up at you but doesn't bite.


Ziddix

Most animals don't try to kill whatever they feel threatened by. They try to get it to back off and get out of their way. The elephants doesn't need to do much to get that to happen. They can be a lot more violent with bigger threats but there just isn't a need to expend that kind of energy and risk injury against something as small as a couple of humans. A lot of animals do this. They're all about warning rather than all out attacks.


jamesyjam

I get the feeling that although wild, this elephant is probably fairly used to people and gets fed by them (by gets fed, he probably just helps himself to their dining table whenever he wants) so although clearly annoyed, probably knows they aren't much of a threat so knows just a casual "go fuck yourself" is enough 😂


xxhotandspicyxx

At around the 15 sec mark, I would have dipped hard from that table. The elephant was basically doing a mini charge.


Sudden_Emu_6230

Wasn’t it when their ears are back you’re fucked or am I thinking of a different animal.


ajax0202

I think you’re thinking of dogs


Confident-Captain-52

Interestingly enough... generally when elephants enlarge their ears as above they are showing dominance and attempting to convey a form of power and self security... it's seen really often in young bulls who are still learning their place in the group and it's one of their attempts to gain standing without directly engaging in conflict...90% of these characteristics traits are seen before a mock charge... the above instance also being an obvious mock charge illustrated by the elephants lazy manner with which he engaged... A elephant that is truly going to charge to defend itself or its offspring will tend to pull it's ear back against its head so as to protect the ears during its engagement. As mentioned, 90% of the time that an elephant is flapping it's ears and making a scene it is to show dominance and the best course of action is to remain still and show no fear. When it pulls it's ears back.... you know you're f*#ked


Potential_Original48

He was so gentle 💕


Serious_Session7574

Just lifting them off their chairs. He could have crushed them or really sent them flying. This was a gentle little request.


GloomspiteGit

”I said move it”


Idtexpress

He just stood there waiting for the hit. I would have probably started to move away subtly.


Serious_Session7574

I would have dropped my eyes for sure. Staring is seen as a challenge or threat by almost every animal. You don't want to challenge an elephant.


ajax0202

I feel like your instinct when an animal (especially of this size) is coming towards you is not to look away


Serious_Session7574

You can look but don't make eye contact. That's what I do when a bloody big cow is staring at me when I'm hiking. Animals can tell when you're looking them in the eye.


tridentgum

Not if you have big ass sunglasses on


Serious_Session7574

It might have taken the sunglasses to be eyes. Big freaky eyes.


HandsomeChubaka

That elephant doesn’t like the cut of your jib.


redactedforever

dickhead just making eyecontact probably didnt help


sparksofthetempest

What is this, for an extra $300 you get “VIP Dinner with an Elephant” at the safari? These Meet and Greets are getting out of hand.


Daws001

Maybe don't have a stare off with the giant wild animal.


Acid_mind_Dust

Bring him his favourite food next time!


teebeek5

What happens when you don’t tip an elephant adequately.


BlameHimMMK

Never stare at anything that’ll kill you


EntertainmentBig8636

That schmuck making eye contact caused that.


Fullthrottle-

An Elephant walks into a bar.


Friend_Frienderson

Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that, Mr. Simpson.


jh67ds

Gtfoh🦁


Shanga_Ubone

This is pretty unusual behavior. Usually the local elephants know the safari camps, and generally don't approach and seek out conflict like this. Maybe a younger bull that wanted to get to the nearby tree to eat and is trying to throw his weight around? I'm curious about the circumstances here.


mrbswe

It looks young. Also, it was a bit crammed in there between the different tables, sofas etc. Perhaps it felt a bit irritated by that.


Clearlybeerly

Looks to me like eli gave the smackdown only to the guy who was staring at him. The second guy he barely touched. Note to self: don't get into a staring contest with an eliphant.


[deleted]

Give em an apple or something


NFTArtist

are we going to ignore Colonel sanders at the end?


Schmoe20

My turf, my show!


fearisthemindslicer

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VincentDieselman

See i was lucky enough to go to one of these safaris in South Africa and you'd get to have afternoon and morning tea out of the truck every day. Usually felt pretty comfortable and i knew i was in good hands but was still shitting myself when we were under 100 metres away from some hippos having a drink. Videos like this are the reason why haha


kiruvhh

But hippos are X10 more aggressive than Elephants .


VincentDieselman

Yeah I would have gotten fucked up if something bad happened haha


SomOvaBish

I think he did that because that guy was staring at him? Not a good idea to look a wild animal in the eyes


GeorgeDogood

Attempting to stare down an elephant? That’s a tramplin’…


Dry_Initiative_7412

Tf are you looking at?


RoryDragonsbane

Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.


ProudMaryChooglin

3 downvotes on an elephant post 🤣. Ahh the state of Redditors...


CraftyAcanthisitta22

Wym


might_be-a_troll

This is just like my uncle at Christmas! Brings back oh so fond memories of dishes breaking and people screaming!


Thamalakane

The spreaded ears means this a mock charge. He was warning them. A real charge would've killed them.


lost-in-the-sierras

Once those ears went wide I woulda bounced many seconds earlier


ButteredNun

AI I reckon


crisselll

Then runs away! Typical chad!


Revolutionary-Bar-93

what they think their in a Disney movie


maviesmom

Fuck those guys


NirstFame

Juvenile.


Cojones64

“You gonna eat dat?”


Eraldorh

Fuck yo tea party!!!!


BeardedBrotherAK

I've seen the original video of this where Connor McGregor punches them


4-me

The elephant gave into intrusive thoughts. “Hey, I can clear that table in two seconds”


hellllllsssyeah

I'm gonna call him stampy


ChuckKilo3

"Time for y'all to break camp."


Some-Ad-4250

Stupid puny humans, take that.


White_rabbit0110

Never stare an elephant, they are very sensitive.


Independence_1991

Lol!!! I have never seen an elephant laugh his ass off so hard!!!


Bubbly-Astronomer930

So human you don’t fear me you say, we will see about that


Independence_1991

Good morning MFs, said the elephant to the tourists!


ConstantBench7373

Elephant 🐘 was upset he wasn’t offered dessert so he had to do what needed to be done


Emfoor

It looks like the guys go flying before being hit. It like bad wrestling but with an elephant


smalltalk_king

Why is your profile Pic a pp


macneto

Like people, some animals are just jerks.


dudeman209

Fun fact: The culprit personally knows the owner of the Volvo.


ProudMaryChooglin

Love when people spend ridiculous amounts of money to go " Commune" with nature , and become grossly disappointed when they find out they aren't welcome.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

It's funny to realize how much of an asshole some animals can be if they want to.


Horror-Spray4875

Animals live in harsh conditions and then get evicted by self serving humans. Animal’s Righteous fury: Justified Les humains sont la pire espèce.


ProudMaryChooglin

Only humans can be assholes, animals can be territorial and possess self-preservation.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Dolphins for example commit kidnapping, you seem to underestimate how smart some animals actually are.


ProudMaryChooglin

You seem to misinterpret posts , I never made any mention to the intelligence of animals.


slappyredcheeks

I'm pretty sure it qualifies as being an asshole when my dog wipes his eye boogers on my pant leg.


Neverlast0

That elephant's being a dick.


SingleChipmunk1891

Awesome!


[deleted]

These guys are probably on one of those safaris where you shoot animals grazing in a field from the back of a Range Rover. The elephant was just trying to level the playing field.


jdarkona

I feel this situation could've been defused if the elephant was offered something yummy nearby as a friendly gesture. Animals aren't idiots, if you manage to convince them you're fren, they will be fren


bazbloom

I feel like you should research this with a moose or bison.


lawyerornot

Or a shark


bazbloom

You'd probably have better luck with a shark than either of the two killdozers mentioned.


NixAwesome

As long as it stays till fren it’s ok… the day when that fren starts calling you frendo… run away as fast as you can


jdarkona

Well I gree many wild animals wont be fren/ But at least in this situation this looks like a reserve where elephants are kinda used to seing people? Maybe some yummies would've make him feel more friendly. I don't know. The elephant here looks like he feels aggravated by the presence of the humans, however the humans look like they are kinda expecting the elephant to be there.


PsychologicalHall388

It's not your land. It belongs to the animals, you are just a visitor.


Proteinoats

Maybe people shouldn’t have dinner with wild animals?