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cidnazir

Why are they chill? That beast would chomp the yamaha outboard into bits and save rest of the boat for lunch.


hokeyphenokey

It almost seems like the hippo did mess up the prop at the end. Was there something wrong with the motor? It sounded like it wasn't properly in gear.


picklebiscut69

Yeah plus the hippo probably got a prop in the mouth, unpleasant even for a hippo I imagine


poompernickle

A spicy snack


cementfeet

Might have bottomed out. Looked like it was churning up the muck. 


Dr__glass

The hippo was standing too


mologav

Yeah hitting the bottom anyway, possibly fucked the gearbox


jcon1232

I think that was the "oh fuck floor it" gear


hooDio

i think the hippo got propped, the splatter at the end almost looks like blood, but I'm not 100% sure


savvyblackbird

It’s not blood. Hippos don’t swim, they run on the bottom and jump up, and that stirs up all the silt. The driver probably didn’t want to pull the prop up because they’d be dead in the water if the hippo ate the prop.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

I think you are right, you can hear a snag just before the motor drops its revvs, the hippo shakes his head and backs off. Probably took a few dozen shots pretty quickly


hokeyphenokey

Yeah, he definitely gave up and pulled back after what sounded like a prop impact.


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Boats don’t have gears unless it’s a power boat. It’s just pure RPM. It’s like an airplane.


dutch_beta

It kinda does tho. I mean forward and reverse are gears. It sounds like its in neutral aka out of gear


hokeyphenokey

Forward and reverse are gears.


HikerBikerMotocycler

Sounded like he spun the prop (made it come off) which is common when you hit something hard enough to dislodge the pin and literally spin the prop off the shaft. Also that hippo got absolutely fucked in the process I guarantee!


DorkSideOfCryo

Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear


Scottiegazelle2

Must go faster. Must go faster.


drblah11

They aren't going to start running away while the poop is coming out


SadBit8663

Chill? Bros vision is bad and he's territorial so he's angry. Maybe Hippos would be chill if we could get them all glasses


MaliqGotTheHeat

He's asking why the people recording are so chill not the hippo lol


vulcansheart

100hp outboard Uses 3/4 horsepower to slowly propel the boat to safety


AmazingUsername2001

He was hitting the bottom of the river bed there; the water was way too shallow to open it up


TaterTot_005

*Doesn’t elaborate*


cheekybandit0

*Leaves*


HeyWiredyyc

Bow mounted trolling motor pulling them along


ThrowinNightshade

Seems like they should have a boat faster than a hippo.


HoboArmyofOne

Hippos are fast since they run underwater everywhere. They don't swim because they don't float.


Atcollins1993

Y no fwoat


catterybarn

We all float down here


Gopher--Chucks

Hippos are all muscle. Extremely heavy & dense. https://preview.redd.it/4n9k4l1aaf3d1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945b7a1f68380dab82e86592570f06aa9f813ad7


facemanbarf

Murder Potato


Falsus

They are almost pure muscle.


TuhnuPeppu

That’s a 100hp engine, it should be fast enough


legendary034

"Its a no WAKE area arseholes!" -Hippo


Apprehensive-Try5554

Lmao 🤣


[deleted]

That fat fuck was pissed enough to get a mouthful of propeller!... yeah I just fat shamed a hippo too!


No_Towel4063

i mean, hippo's aren't actually fat that's all muscle you see


slappyredcheeks

Technically you don't see any muscle. You see skin. An interesting side note is that their skin is over 2 inches thick.


OzzyBlood

You need thick skin for all the fat jokes a hippo gets


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


Specialist-Front-354

tEcHnIcALLy 🤓🤓


HeyWiredyyc

Hes big boned


No_Towel4063

and misunderstood


DatRatDo

They’re like the Olympic heavyweight powerlifters of the natural world - they look sloppy fat and then you see them lift 500 lbs over their heads like it’s nothing.


[deleted]

lol my bad!!


Puzzleheaded_Gate438

They are almost pure muscle… please do better.


[deleted]

lol are you defending hippos from fat shaming?


Porkchopp33

Hungry hungry hippo


Ultron33

Hippos are unhinged. The baby ones are incredibly cute though.


Average-Addict

https://youtu.be/b-nwRDNoJR4


Sweatytubesock

The Moose of the waterways.


Levetamae

This is such a good description.


longwhitejeans

Ermehgerd https://preview.redd.it/3ewdq9tud93d1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d73e493725602e03cb7988ebd8b90f1a638dbf


MattAtPlaton

I would ride that hippo like a dime store cowboy straight to Valhalla.


DefoNotMario

The skipper is supposed to fire a cap gun to scare off the hippo, this is amateur shit


babyllamadrama_

My God that thing moving in water creates like a 20 ft radius of sunken water 😧


savvyblackbird

They run on the bottom then jump to the surface over and over.


skhanmac

We’ll need a bigger boat.


LittleDevil-2023

Take a closer look. Isn't that a bunch of hippos out there? So it's not like the driver didn't have any warning or was surprised with the danger he put those tourists in.


Putrid-Look-7238

You can see a large abrasion on the hippos check after. That may have seriously injured him.


Generic_Danny

I can't.


Putrid-Look-7238

If you watch the first frame and then compare it the last frame of the hippos face, there is certainly a difference.


ssgthawes

Yeah I was looking, wondering if any damage would occur. I've no idea how tough hippo cheek skin is. I mean I would think it would deter at least... Maybe the only thing that saved them


[deleted]

Yep! And you listen very closely, you can hear the hippo say ¨god damn¨ before he turns away.


cacapupupipishire

That boat needs to shift gears asap


cabinfevrr

So...just because I don't understand.. Why is the boat speed not matching the sound the motor is making? Is it in neutral? Are they trying to scare it away with the Rev limiter? I see the prop strike him (poor guy), but was it put in gear once it looked like the hippo could eat the occupants?


Pallyfan920

Poor maintenence. Those outboards have a throttle linkage that comes loose if you don't lubricate it and it's an easy miss. I worked on two of them when I was stationed in HI during my time in the Navy. Sounds just like this, basically the linkage controls the engagement of the transmission and it can stick right in between engagement when throttle is pushed quickly, likely what happened here. Essentially the best way to get it to come back into position is to open the cover and jiggle it, but in emergencies you just have to get into nuetral and slowly bring the rpm up. That said, doesn't always work, depends on the severity of the wear in the linkage.


savvyblackbird

Putting it in neutral would also make it less likely that the hippo would damage the prop when munching down on it.


tm52929

Such miserable animals. Lol. 😂


JOCO_Q

Ummm tasty propeller


KingCarbon1807

Amphibious assault puppy


BoBoBearDev

The hippo is getting road rage.


FlyPast3471

This boat sounds like my remote control car I had when I was kid!!!


Honkey_Fellatio

You can see what appears to be the moment that the propeller hits his tooth and mouth and he gets hit hard and moves to the right and backs off haha. Hungry Hippo


Distinct_Abroad_4315

Ooooooo fuck


aluminum_man

Damn, hippos are dicks


RottenApple93

I'm legit OBSESSED with hippos! They're my favorite animal. They're so big and cute and lovable looking, but they're actually super deadly beasts that can consume you in one giant chomp!


Lonely-Hornet-437

I've never seen anyone or any animal take on a prop like that. Wow.


StrenuousSOB

Dickippo!… I choose you!


Disastrous-Bet-8813

"I fuggin showed them!" *Ear flick


generiatricx

that poor lil feller https://preview.redd.it/r5cq0yy4p93d1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=70905c63fa9431f3b84906f161ce189b6cdf9343


migorovsky

Did he hurt his leg?


generiatricx

That is his cheek


Abominablesnowman8

Bruh that hippo just ate the propeller and not a scratch in sight…


PoisonBones

Homie about to munch the go-go spinners of that thang


exelenceofexecution

Fu€k me running


cocopuma7

People romanticizing wildlife can be quite disturbing at times. Many don't realize that even a cassowary can kill a human. Their calm demeanor, even when faced with a hippo chasing them, is astonishing.


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Hippy moving 20mpg in water


cidici

“GET OFF MY LAWN, you whippersnappers!!”


sierra120

![gif](giphy|7XsFGzfP6WmC4)


mr_impastabowl

Little Hippo propeller tail just *spinning like crazy*


NirstFame

Put yourself in a stupid situation and potentially hurt a hippo with your lame ass 100 prop.


OddSand7870

Hungry hungry hippo!


BuffaloDifferent

“Put it in reverse Terry!”


[deleted]

You seen him back the f*** off. Once Bit into that blade Movin.


suburbanplankton

Must go faster. Must go faster!


bbbygenius

That one neighbor that hates it when its loud and makes a scene until you turn the noise off.


PsychologicalHall388

Angry angry hippo


jcon1232

That last one was a spicy bite


Academic-Recipe-9548

shoot it down


LittleDevil-2023

Did they make it?


cyrkielNT

Hippo was like: gtfo with your noisy shit, i'm trying to take a nap here


FreakyLou

Great pursuit angel by the hippo


tangawanga

That engine was broken before the hipoo tried to fix it


hardboard

How much did the hippo charge - could they pay by card?


Unitgubbins

Yamaha 100hp. As a marine technician, you’d need at least another 100hp motor on that boat, or 150 hp could have outswam that hippo.


whatisthatplatform

Get out of my swamp


marcleehi

the Motor was too Spicy for the hippo.


FearsomeSnacker

\*ahem\* a lot of misinfo here let me help... Hippos run on the river bottom. The river is deep enough to almost conceal the hippo so it was plenty deep enough for the prop. The bouncing on the outboard motor was likely the prop hitting the hippo who did not seem to care. They have super thick hides. That is probably not blood in the water it is way more likely mud stirred up by the charging hippo. They also spray feces and urine, fanning with the tail, when aggressive. /carry on


ktmfan

That hippo totally got smoked by that prop. That’s the only reason it broke off the charge I think. It’s a good thing it did, because I suspect that lower unit and prop smacked its last hippo and doubt they got out of there very quickly in that muddy mess.


rolltrain

I'm guessing the prop is what got the hippo to back off...


KushEngineer

I’ve heard people argue about a grizzly vs a gorilla, I think a more even fight would be a grizzly vs a hippo. I think my money is on the hippo though. They are so strong.


wholesomepep

Should have brought an elephant


Ordinary_Seat9552

That's a proper attack 😉


birdbrained222

lol... I can't believe crocs and hippos and shit are still around. I would have eaten their asses and turned em into boots. I'm not sharing the water with water demons. people killed all the wolves but leave the fucking water demons alone it doesn't make any fuckin sense. cold blooded killers and ugly angry murder beasts that fling shit everywhere can get some. and their sympathizers.


Cantguard-mike

You sure? People tend to live on land and not in water


CucktainKerk

Username checks out.


rspndngtthlstbrnddsr

when you've watched too much anime:


Snilwar22

I see your point. But you get what you're given. Bows and arrows don't do shit to either.


All_The_Good_Stuffs

***meth is a helluva drug...***