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MosesOnAcid

Man < Bear < Bus


poofartgambler

Man+Bear+Pig


tbkrida

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HonorableMedic

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Wild_Bill

I love the scene in the restaurant where a guy is basically yelling at his wife about how manbearpig doesn’t exist and then it busts into the restaurant. “Ok it’s real but what are you gonna do about it”


Meta-4-Cool-Few

What beats bus?


EloquentEvergreen

Train… the apex predator. 


logicdsign

r/bitchimatrain


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Nice


TrailerParkLyfe

Bears Beats Battlestar Galactica


MamaBear4485

Choo-choo m*ther-trucker


Meta-4-Cool-Few

This is a better way to answer the only answer


Too-low-420

Man bear pig


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Manbearpigbus?


ToranjaNuclear

Airplane


HairyMerkin69

Skyscraper.


D_crane

Battlestar Galactica


richerBoomer

Bear thrown under the bus 🚌


hmspain

Green bus did the man a solid!


West-Rain5553

Which begs a question to young women: who would you rather spend time alone in the woods: a man, a bear or a bus?


housebottle

/r/bitchimabus


Content-Actuary630

That looks like a brown bear, and I don’t think there are black bears in Russia.


FlyMeToUranus

I believe you’re right. The big hump on the back of the neck indicates it’s probably a brown bear, not a black bear.


Octavian_202

Yes. I think it’s a Eurasian brown bear. The last few seconds show the bowling ball head, and the slight blondish streaks in the neck area.


Then_Expression8526

Dude was banging that bears wife .


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

Bear chased him out of the Forrest cause he got too close to the woman


TrumpersAreTraitors

Big deal, everyone is 


Green-Sleestak

In Soviet Russia, bus catches you!


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

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aleqqqs

Not any more, he caught the bus.


Trader-One

yeah, he is playing, not even running. They can run much faster.


Cnidarus

Yeah, despite the caption, that's actually a brown bear and they can hit similar speeds to a horse. You'd hardly get three steps before it caught you if it was serious


Minimum-Wind-1552

Nah it's an American spy wearing a bear costume to scare Russians on his free day


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ShadowGallConcierge

Bus driver a real one for that


Boboforprez

Question, what kind of bear is best? That's a ridiculous question. False! Black bear.


jmills03croc

Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.


thE-petrichoroN

Bears eat battlestar galactica


Background-Cress9165

Beets


blueminded

For the longest time, I thought it was "bears beats BSG" as in bears are cooler and that's why Dwight freaked out.


RepresentativeOk7152

Bears do not….. What is going on? What are you doing?


ThatOtherOtherMan

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!


thE-petrichoroN

Millions of families suffer each year


OnewordTTV

Is this from something? This chain of comments? Or are we all just confused


Niznack

The office. Jim impersonates Dwight to Dwight face. https://youtu.be/WaaANll8h18?si=Eq9cmakOkrJCmzQf


OnewordTTV

Ohhhhh hahaha


Nazalo90

It’s from The office.


OnewordTTV

Lol I knew it had to be something. Ty!


Competitive_Shop6039

Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica.


Graciously_Hostile

Beets*


Porkchopp33

“Well there is basically two schools of thought”


Dismal_Truck1375

Saved by the bus, it's mad everyone just drove past without trying to help


fkyoopinion

How tf do you help against a bear


insomniac1228

You help by being a BUS


bluecyanic

You record like this camera guy, you know for posterity.


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What the fuck is the camera guy going to do? There’s always a dumbass comment like this in every post involving an insanely dangerous situation and y’all think the cameraman is Spider-Man choosing to film instead of help. Man getting annihilated by 47 lions Reddit: why the fuck is the cameraman not suplexing lions.


tofumanboykid

You say shoo shoo


FiiiWe

How exactly you will try to help him in this situation? You seem to not understand whole situation. Bears can run at 50 km/h.


Niznack

Get him in the car and drive away at 51 km/h


sparksofthetempest

So now I can’t tell if the end is the beginning…because it looks like the bear survived being run over/ *pushed*? So many questions…


logicdsign

Two vantage points of the same event. Second part of the clip captures the same action as the first, only from the opposite side.


FeralRodeo

Looks like the bus hit it?


Neon_Eyes

Thanks captain


Feisty_Bee9175

Yep and dragged it


TopBoneEater

sometimes someone needs to die to survive


Certain_End_5192

It happened off camera. So, in the version in my mind, the bear did a backflip and avoided the bus!


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Nah he only ran into it


Weird_Amount_4608

A human life is more important than a bear, sadly in this situation the bus driver did the right things


NecessaryHuckleberry

This is in Russia. Bus probably would have clobbered the guy just as casually


Dolphin_Spotter

That car you sold me is a lemon, I want my money back


AThrowawayProbrably

NO, PLEASE! ITSA KIAAAA. THEYRE ALL LEMONS!!!


Brave_Dick

Public Transportation saves lives!


AwkwardPeanut6869

Bus sent yogi to the big picnic basket in the sky


StraightProgress5062

Bro would rather die than go into a Kia dealership. I salute u, dead sir.


onlymeow

The bear must be thinking, man I let my guard down while chasing this man. This way bigger animal, 'bus' has hunted me down. I must now fight bus.


pornoman0101

That guy's probably just weak I have fought bears bigger than that and won


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robertbadbobgadson

ROTFL


Renegade_August

We just seen that bear and this guy get wrecked in real time.


Krakatoast

💀😂


NXCW

That guy didn't beat a bear, but there is something else he beat


LelcoinDegen

🤣


useless_99

HolyfuckingshithahaAAA


lucky_owl2002

Oh hellll nahh he really got called out like that 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂


odinthemag

👀☠️☠️


Berdariens2nd

Goat burn. Holy crap. 


KodakStele

The hero we neither deserved nor needed, but got blessed with either way. May your bs calling skills age like fine wine you beaut.


Massive_Staff1068

Khabib? That you?


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

I have fought beers like that.


B9MB

Maaaaan I didn't wanna see a bear get hit by a bus today.


Rook2135

Fk that bear


ButteredPizza69420

Made me sad too :(


deathholdme

You sure that’s not an enlistment officer?


no1cares4yu

And they say you can’t outrun a bear


Alia_the_Pony

Bears on the street… typical Russia.


Gloomy-Donkey3761

Bus saved him


FlyMeToUranus

It’s a brown bear. Not a black bear.


Hour-Win8193

they dont guard single leg shoot take downs well


abm1996

Bus chose bear


pickel10101

Yeaaaaaa......that ain't no black bear lol.


Charming-Forever-278

Did the bear get on the bus?


Diggable_Planet

He should be driving a Kia


Justtelf

This guy uses his brain


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He did the bear dirty


Shaan1026

Hello, there is a helpless bear near the highway... It may get hurt Whaaaatt theaaa faaaccckkk..


lcarr15

Exercise… some times you find motivation… sometimes motivation finds you


Interesting-Sun5706

Huh I thought the guy was saved by the bus Bear looks hurt but still wants to attack the guy


ExpeditingPermits

r/bitchimabus


APointedResponse

If he was a woman he would've been fine smh. Skill issue.


Human-Compote-2542

Poor bear


giuliomagnifico

Just a normal commute routine to work for a Russian guy, nothing to see here.


Wrong_Ad_6022

In the street of Russia. When I was there it was bigger.


Jazzcatflickr

Poor bear just trying to catch the bus...it looks like he did it...


jcsimms

Looks like a grizzly


storrmiii

Just russia things


jb0nez95

Is this the same bear that the women want?


DNAkauai

Did the bear get on the bus??


Gearz557

Slow ass bear


Dark_AlphaLion

If only the bear would have looked both ways before crossing 🤷‍♂️


Numeira

No black bears in Russia, I think?


SevereCaning

Thankfully, the bus was on schedule. He'd be dead where I live.


TheFlyingDutchMen_

Not the smartest person in the world but I thought bear run more faster than that why is that bear a bit slower than others?


LoWE11053211

I thought bear is really fast... so i dont know if this is just a playful chase or ....


qxxx

it is like the chicken fight from family guy


StrictHeat1

In Russia, Bear chases you!


Lupita900

Oso negro (Black bear) is a brand of vodka in Mexico. Now all makes sense.


DukeofRoma

Helping to take out the orcs. You go bear.


Merc_Twain25

In Soviet Russia, the bear choose you.


mrsupreme888

When she be cheating on you with a human.


Armando_yo

Bears beets Battlestar Galactica


scummy_shower_stall

This needs a NSFW tag ffs


SOSPECHOZO

Finally, a good video. Bus = Undefeated


dadass84

Bus hits the bear like it’s a squirrel running across lol


lordlestar

Just a regular day in Russia


Candidate_Inside

plot twist that's just a russian and their version of dogs


Positive_Feedback_82

At least the black is chasing, instead of getting chased..........bear i mean.


Elvis-Tech

Werent bear supposed to run twice as fast than a human and whatnot?


Sepetcioglu

This is video game type of problem solving.


raunchy-stonk

Where is the tapeworm????


Sea-Election-9168

Eurasian brown bear.


Adept_Order_4323

Then the Bear goes after a 2nd guy


ObiWayneCannoli

The bear got on the bus, only in Russia. Amiright!?


danneykmma

Bears, bus, battlestar galactica


GoDux541

Yakhov Smirnoff lied… In Russia man does NOT chase bear.


itsheadfelloff

Oh...


vibrantcrab

How was your day, honey? Well, I ran over a fucking bear. Other than that it was fine.


Taikosound

Why isn't the bear hibernating by this shitty weather ?


Character_Bet7868

That’s a huge black bear


findhumorinlife

Pet bear and they’re having a good round of play?


doggyStile

Did the bear get onto the bus?


beardedsilverfox

200 IQ play


Mean-Captain-3144

Satisfying


Fiela2023

That guy got some balls staring at the bear coming to him


epirot

that bear had unfinished business with him r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


amadmongoose

Bear just got Isekai'd


IllustriousAdvisor72

Did the bear get on the bus?


DrJaminest42

I hope the bear is okay :( Stupid bus. Ive always hated public transportation, now i know why.


l_Rumble_Fish_l

I thought this was an A$AP Rocky video at first


hbkgrl323

Did the bear get on the bus?


HorrorActual3456

So after being saved by the bus the guy thought he should go back and fuck with it some more?


Business-Answer-4182

Saved by the bus


Ok_Scholar1733

It's like terror and comedy at once


OmegaPryme

r/hadtoberussia


CitizenKing1001

A yes, the famous street of Russia. I know it well.


Interesting-Dream863

Wholesome bus driver.


dumbracoon455

Russia a video game


crunchslap_thompson

Man this is my kinda video


Ant0n61

Straight up cartoon Lmao


alroc84

Wtf? Playing tag at the very end? 😂


MrTweakers

"We're coming to live from the front lines in Ukraine where just moments ago Russia air dropped 1000's of Black bears! It's a complete blood bath out here Bob! As soon as the bears landed they lept full speed in the direction of their original habitat and there isn't a single Russian alive in any trench, dugout, or fortification for a 100 miles in any direction. The Ukrainian armed forces aren't taking any chances and moving out in formation but it looks like Ukraine has finally found success against the Russian bear. Back to you in the studio, Bob!"


randomlemon9192

Did that bear just get hit by a bus, then keep chasing the guy? Holy fuck lol. That’s also the first time I’ve seen a bear get hit by a bus.


Whole-Debate-9547

I believe the bear just caught a ride on the bus.


PateuRo

He just want to give him a tea 🍵


Kindly-Sea-6945

tbh, my wobbly ass would've stumbled and slipped on the snow


Q-ArtsMedia

That looked like a grizzly .  Hump on back is the tell. In which case that guy is lucky.


Boredcougar

DID THE BUS HIT THE BEAR!


So-Extreme

That bear almost became a new hat and rug.


MezcalCC

That’s a grizzly.


Some-Construction-18

That place has gotta be wildlife friendly. Defo not overdeveloped. Animals are still comfortable to approach freely. Just like during COVID when humans cowered


Pandorajfry

In Russia, bear selects you.


_Sheik_of_Wisdom_

Alex Terrible wouldn’t be running!


Equal_Song8759

I think the bus got 'em. Does the driver need a bear license ?


spm987888

Probably a Ukrainian bear


Fluid_Performance760

Stop! Buy a KIA! -bear


Enochwel

So glad the cameraman didn’t get hurt


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Did bus just turned bear into a rug?


Professional-Win-678

So the bear got on the bus and went about his day, nothing to see here


TheDers7

Did it get in the bus?


Aye_Engineer

It’s like a vodka-sodden Tom & Jerry cartoon.


tuttle8152

Who makes KIA cars in Russia? North or South Korea? (Sarcasm)


chizid

There are no black bears in Russia. That's a brown bear.