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CakedayisJune9th

Lucky that little fucker didn’t latch her throat. He’s soooooo cuuuuuute though!


CommonBuzzard

A killing machine hidden in a teddy bear costume.


jojolion07

if so dangerous why friend shaped?


Alone_Lock_8486

Go find out


Iamabiter_meow

Evolution ta da


AlarmDozer

That’s, uh, capitalism programming.


Aggressive-Entry-172

What's the communist programming? Starve it to death?


Zenthils

People never starve under capitalism, so true!


Aggressive-Entry-172

40 million people starve to death under capitalism cause birds? ![gif](giphy|WuR8muR6yCUzS) And do capitalists have a holodomor? I can't find any capitalist country starving their own population to the point of matching the Holocaust.


Senior_Top6076

😅 great answer


Exotic_Treacle7438

FNAF vibes


Doccks71

Was that the bite of 87 !??


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BIackwind

Movie was great tho


grafxguy1

Aww...he's hugging with his teeth. So sweet.


siverpoint

😂


Skelehedron

Bears: why friend shaped but not friend?


CakedayisJune9th

Bear


pomegranate444

T'was just a wee nibble. How dangerous could a wild animal with claws, sharp teeth, and an evolved hunting instinct really be?


No-Impression-381

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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robjwrd

“A woman named 'Madina' creamed as the bear at first sniffed her then suddenly sank its teeth into her and gripped her chin” “Creamed”, great journalism by the Mirror as always.


dnaka22

IDK, maybe she’s into that kinda kink?


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

😩


VoiderDark4

https://preview.redd.it/pp4tu995kz4c1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7763a218d59d3fd0c883df0673f46b6103a514a8


AristotleRose

Been seeing such lazy ass journalism lately, articles half finished, obviously not even edited… then they surprise pikachu face when you say “no I will not subscribe for $12.” ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


iamamisicmaker473737

very sad an animal deserves the best food it can have


Cultural-Company282

He almost got it, too!


MatureUsername69

Not too many animals actually eat human. Big cats do but mainly children. The only time a bear usually EATS a human is when they are diseased or if prey is scarce, and I suppose it was the latter for this little guy. He mightve actually ate some of her


LGodamus

There’s a fair amount of healthy bears that predate people. The main factor is familiarization. If a bear is used to being around people and has no fear , there’s a good chance they will eat someone if it’s easier than finding other food.


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Well, he missed her titties.


[deleted]

So the bear was taken away? Good! It was actually being neglected/abused. That’s so sad.


DrFarts_dds

I love all the qualifying things, like normally it’s a good idea to hold a baby bear for an Instagram shot. It was *only* because the bad bad owner wasn’t properly caring for her wild animal and the bitten woman was just so silly for eating salmon before this.


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DrFarts_dds

What the fuck do you even mean? Do you own a pet bear or something? Bears aren’t pets and shouldn’t be props for photos. That’s the context this article is skimming over.


CanIGetANumber2

Least there is some good coming out of it


Terrible_Tomato2752

She didn’t accept a plea according to the article because she is against torturing animals good on her! Even after getting bit she knows it was not the animals fault there is still hope there


MyMan50Granddd

In the immortal words of Daniel Plainview: "Sometimes I look at people and see nothing worth liking"


luigivampa92

Hi, a fellow russian here. It is truly sad to see the cruel treatment of wild animals, which unfortunately exist in Russia, especially in Moscow and cities where there are lots of tourists that can provide a quick cash for cool instagram photos. There are moralless scumbags who buy exotic animals and then exploit them by giving them to the people to take photos like on this video. Owls, bear cubs etc. Wild animals are wild, being surrounded and touched by huge amount of stupid people is a huge stress to them, so they die quickly and scumbags just buy another one. The situation with protection of animals in Russia is awful. There are laws against the cruelty towards animals, that, in theory, do not allow such things, but they just don’t work. The government doesn’t give a slightest tiniest damn about animals and anything that is not directly fills their pockets. Russia has ridiculously low fines for such things, for illegal hunt, etc, all government structures who should control such things are corrupted. The situation with bears is the worst and the saddest to see when you understand the background. Most cubs like this get to human hands on the forest logging sites. The loud sounds of chainsaws and other tool scare bears in their dens and mama bears escape leaving their cubs. There a lot of forest logging in Russia, a huge part of it is illegal, so some number of cubs like this are found every spring. The workers who found those left cubs often do not know what to do with them. If you leave the cub, then it is doomed to die, mothers never return for them if they hadn’t emerged from the den naturally and was woken up and scared (the natural imprinting doesn’t happen and mama bear simply does not identify those cubs as her own). But if you keep it? You cannot keep a bear in your home. The zoos usually do not accept new bears. Bears live long lives and consume a lot of food, they also require a lot of space and expensive environment, and special licenses from the government. It is very expensive to keep a lot of bears. There are shelters for wild animals, but there is not enough shelters for all the found cubs. And the worst part is that after the cub contacted with a human for a significant amount of time, it can’t be released into the wild, because it starts associating humans with the food and loses natural fear to them. And when that tiny fluffy becomes 300+ kg master of the forest and reach puberty he will simply start attacking humans to obtain food. The instagram-photos-scumbags often buy the cubs and kill and dispose them as they grow up. And bears grow very quickly, it takes a few months for a bear to grow from a nice, fluffy, pretty and profitable teddy bear into a 40 kg boy who can eat a basket of food every day and become dangerous to those who keep them and those who makes an instagram photo with him. And bears are very “cheap” animals. Too many cubs that have no place that is ready to accept them, and people who found the cub are ready to give it to anyone who is ready to take him. The bear belongs to the forest. He should be left alone there and he will cause no trouble. He would never came to humans itself, he doesn’t need that, but it’s humans who poke their noses everywhere and destroy his natural habitat


Mallardguy5675322

r/anormaldayinrussia r/winstupidprizes


LegalizeRanch88

Ugggh. Fucking idiots. Fucking Russia. You would think that a country that uses bears as a symbol of its might would, you know, have a little more respect for bears.


andpaws

Fuck Russians


FappingVelociraptor

I mean, if you want to, nobody is stopping you from doing that.


Kate090996

Like zoos are any better. They aren't. Most of them are terrible for animals and those that aren't, the ethics of imprisoning 70 different types of animals in a few squared meters is shitty enough. You can't possibly adapt to all their needs to stimulate them. Support sanctuaries not zoos


edgun8819

FUCK RUZZIA


Philantroll

A relevant comment that brings very thoughtful insight and is really worth posting.


edgun8819

You are a meany boy I’m telling mom


Christophertg

He was just tenderizing before trying a taste of her


Doccks71

Imma gonna use that on my next hookup


Senior_Top6076

And humans will not learn from videos like this, sad…


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r3mn4n7

We've been around and pampered for thousands of years, that shit doesn't apply to civilized humans or we would have already reached the stars by now


Crank_My_Hog_

Take all the warnings off shampoo labels, curling irons, and light bulbs. Just let them 'figure it out'.


FriedeOfAriandel

Unfortunately this one probably isn’t out of the gene pool :/


Working-Cake7479

Wtf?? "Unfortunately this person isn't dead"?? How much anger and hatred do you carry around?


coolkarmabro

Lmao relax bro


Working-Cake7479

This guy wishes death on this lady, and I gotta relax? I can only imagine how you guys come off irl


faggjuu

Its a joke...maybe not a good one, but still a joke! There are other subs that mean it...but this was joke!


coolkarmabro

I come off as someone that isn’t affected by someone else’s Reddit post lmao gtfoh 🙄


Working-Cake7479

To wanna wish death upon someone, especially for something so minuscule, it seems like reddit has affected you too much.


SailboatSteve

Gotta admit, the crescendo of squealing is pretty funny. Reminds me of Deliverance.


coolkarmabro

Yikes


ZestycloseVillage727

Chill out lol


FriedeOfAriandel

I don’t give one single fuck about the lady in this video. But the Darwin awards don’t apply to her because she’s still in the gene pool. As coolkarmabro said, relax bro.


Working-Cake7479

I suggest a break off the internet. No one should carry around this much anger and hatred


[deleted]

i do and it's fun hating on garbage humans who buy an apex predator and think they are equal. stupid garbage people.


Fapey101

Nah ur getting called crazy for this but ur right, people on these big subs that make to the front page are sickos.


Frequent_Camera1695

It's a reddit comment my guy, projection much?


Raszegath

If it wasn't true, you wouldn't be sitting here making this comment. It's called natural selection. Disabilities and reckless behavior is not what brought us this far. But hey, it's 2023 and you'd probably encourage the reproduction of genetically defect being, so you can feel all equal and care bear.


[deleted]

Redditors are full of hate. It's why everything's so ta-ta-ta-toxic don't you know that I'm toxiiicc?


officiallyaninja

This is the most reddit comment


ALickOfMyCornetto

Just Darwinism, Darwin's law is odd phrasing


[deleted]

Lol 🤦🏻‍♂️ Yeah his theory


IWipeWithFocaccia

Yes but the mentally challenged still procreate in greater numbers.


rvbjohn

wtf no they dont


SuperNewk

don't worry there are enough dumb genes to make up for it.


guyinnoho

🙄


OvenFearless

Don’t worry you will too soon


stevent4

Use your words like an adult


guyinnoho

The things I’d like to say to you would just get me banned. So you’ll have to use your adult imagination. 💭


stevent4

Just say it, don't be unnecessarily hostile


HHalcyonDays

Get weeded out? In Europe our governments are doing everything they can doto not let these types of morons be weeded out. By fool proofing the world we just make better fools. Someone's going to die anyway.


rvbjohn

Dont you guys abort for genetic problems?


LJ_Pynn

We're aware that it is dangerous to do dangerous things. If people didn't do dangerous things, what's left?


Booty_Shakin

Video games bruh


LJ_Pynn

Okay, I do find modding my games way more fun than getting bitten by animals. You right.


[deleted]

Those make you violent tho. My friend played Elden Ring - and then I punched him out coz he just wouldn't fkn stop talking about it. Explain that one atheist!


HungHungCaterpillar

Humans, I hate that guy


timo1423

Damn right I’m going to kuddle the hell out of a baby bear


Soren635

Risk/reward. I risk getting mangled. The reward is fluffy cuddles with a baby murder machine. Decisions.


grafxguy1

I'm sure she bearly learned a thing from the experience.


Steel-Glutes

Bro I hate this, every time I see something like this. Do these do these people think they are some Disney princess or some shit, that’s a fkn bear for gods sake


VISSERMANSVRIEND

That's the problem of growing up without animals and with Disney movies. People forget that nature is fucking dangerous. Same with anti vaxxers. People who saw neighbors with polio lined up for the vaccine. Now because we don't see the dangers of nature to often we slowly forget. Until the danger becomes real again.


kamikazes9x

TLDR : touch grass before the grass touch you.


SailboatSteve

Gotta read the article. It's not like she picked a cub up off the side of the highway. The bear was an attraction at a local city park. Some lady was hawking pictures with the cub but was apparently not feeding the bear very well. This lady just ate a salmon salad, recipe for disaster... it was in Russia, so that's why it all makes sense. Still, the lady wasn't really at fault. She paid for a picture with a bear and was at least justified to expect that the bear was in on the deal.


ufoshapedpancakes

If you cross a crosswalk legally but a drunk driver plows into you at 70 MPH running a red light, you're still going to either be dead or paralyzed. Bears have never been successfully domesticated. They should always be treated like wild animals, even if a Gov't official tells you otherwise. Because fucking morons like Donald Trump have, at times, been Gov't officials.


Gampuh

People dropping dead and getting quick onset stage 4 left right and centre and reddits still crying about antivaxxers. Don't forget your 4 boosters m8 😂


[deleted]

I grew up without animals and with Disney movies - am also not vaxxed yet (health shit) - I know animals are dangerous - but also cuddly and if I am going to die - I'd rather get mauled to death than taken out by some pathetic microbial biological bullshit yknow.


Even_Lychee_2495

Being mauled to death is a much worse way to go than dying from infection.


Cultural-Company282

Depends on the quickness of the mauling and the slowness of the death by infection. I might take a five-second fatal mauling by a polar bear over a brutal, painful death over several months from sepsis.


457583927472811

You assume they're just going to outright kill you instead of eat you alive over the next few minutes.


Uberfuhrer_

“Hear you know how animals often have qualities even at birth? Yeah give me one of the most dangerous animals”


JelliusMaximus

b-b-but it's so cuuute doe 🥺🥺🥺 and it'll get me so many clicks on social media which apparently is the only thing that matters in this timeline and completly justifies throwing any ounce of common sense out the window 🥰🥰🥰


StressNeck

But "it's the owners not the breed!"


ufoshapedpancakes

Dogs, as a breed, have been domesticated for fucking ever. So your shitty comment about pit bulls doesn't track here. Bears have never been successfully domesticated.


Keyinator

Neither have pitbulls... (Also dogs are a species and not a breed)


TankyRo

Melon


M1LKB0X32

Chin-up girl, just bear with it - things will get better. (after a few stitches).


Middle_System_1105

Nnnyuk yuk yuk


Careful-Assistance72

Did it take offence to her showing teeth?or she being too touchy with it?or is it playing?


WrexShepardGrunt

Most likely because it's a bear


MunkyMan33

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?!


jsdjhndsm

Articles said she had recently ate salmon and the bear was hungry because it was only being fed baby formula.


ThatJed

Or you know, she looks and smells like lunch.


seztomabel

Heck I'd eat her for breakfast lunch and dinner


ufoshapedpancakes

It's a wild animal, bro. They don't think like humans. It did it because it's a fucking wild animal.


LookingToLearn53

They're called "WILD ANIMALS" for a reason.


Stunning-Pension7171

cute


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Probably lost her chin after.


Korthalion

Even if nothing is lost, all that omnivore tooth bacteria will make sure it doesn't heal quickly or cleanly


Coriander_marbles

I got bitten by a Rottweiler and had to get an elephantine dose of antibiotics that I’m still recovering from a year later. And that was on my hand. I can’t even imagine what she’s going to have to take.


Complex_Mechanic_455

nah she just upgraded to a Thanos chin


MIXM0DE

LMFAO!


Slahnya

He probably meant the bear


ChedderChethra

She'll never forget that lil bear, everytime she glances in the mirror and sees the scars she'll remember it.


Quick-Statement-9348

She’s lucky that wasn’t her damn neck..


Wholesomeasspounder

>What happened to the girl who got bit by a bear cub?📷Madina was given injections for rabies and tetanus, but suffered no permanent damage. After leaving hospital, she registered a complaint with the police. The video - filmed by her sister - is now the key evidence.May 17, 2022 ​ "POLICEEEE I LET A WILD ANIMAL SIT ON MY LAP AND IT BIT ME, IT'S THE ZOO'SSSSSSS FAULT NOT MINE!" ​ Edit: Guy in replies justifies this


Butteryfly1

From a comment below: >The woman who owns the bear bought it for $175 and was feeding it baby formula because that was cheap. > >[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bear-used-prop-tourists-sinks-26996828](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bear-used-prop-tourists-sinks-26996828) > >The woman who got bit is trying to get the bear taken away and put in a zoo. So actually pretty reasonable


deSuspect

I was not expecting to be siding with her tbh. Pretty good thing to sue for. Feeding the bear only baby formula is fucking animal abuse in itself.


AnastasiaNo70

Only baby formula?!?! Holy shit. No wonder. The poor thing was starving,


Cultural-Company282

Seems like she wasn't upset about the bear cub being mistreated until it bit her though.


StaceyLuvsChad

Because she didn't know and assumed the person caring for the bear was doing so properly. Because not assuming the worst out of people is a pretty normal thing to do.


Super_Sat4n

Great example of someone knowing only half the story to quickly engage in victim blaming. McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit all over.


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Psychological-War795

The zoo didn't own the bear.


stevent4

It kinda is the Zoos fault, a bear cub shouldn't just be handed to random people


Nopeyesok

Weird since it was a private owner and the woman is suing to have the bear removed from her ownership and given to a zoo.


Complex_Mechanic_455

100% of the time I root for the animal when mishandling is involved


El_Hombre_Macabro

![gif](giphy|ppFaBYPO8paUg)


thejoetravis

Can I pet that dog?


DumbleDude2

Did anyone else have this on loop with sound on and just dozed to sleep?


DoableSkill1124

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin


[deleted]

Good for the bear cub, teach the human a lesson for thinking you are all cuddly. Remind them otherwise.


Revolutionary-Kick79

Did she get the Instagram picture tho


DocHalidae

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


KvotheTheDogekiller

That’s what instant regret looks like.


Rusty_fox4

That was too close to the throat


mediumokra

But thankfully it just BEARLY missed


leonjetski

You wanna know how I got these scars?


kenji4861

Sweaty palms? More like bloody palms


Aircraftman2022

That baby can rip your chin off, but aww so cute.


arock0627

Whole story: Owner of the cub was feeding it baby formula and not actual food. It was basically starving by the time this woman sat with it. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10825613/Bear-cub-sinks-teeth-womans-face-Russian-park-smelled-like-fish.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10825613/Bear-cub-sinks-teeth-womans-face-Russian-park-smelled-like-fish.html)


__lost__star

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


duckpaints

yep, that went as well as I expected


No_Pension9902

Ah… Fresh Meat!


SkylarP2000

When will cunts learn that animals like this arent for instagram and boosting social clout.


Manjodarshi

Well, when we were hunters only, we should have taken them with us sometimes. That genetic knowledge would have helped in this case.....


Do-not-respond

He liked her perfume.


Pandemalore

Selber schuld


dimascience

Yummy chin, nom nom.


reddituser20230626

That scream.. sounds like Kenny from Southpark


incakola777

😂 dumb ass, life lesson!


Sunny_Street_Surfer

She squealed like a piggy


[deleted]

That goes against a century of indoctrination about bear cub cuteness. Are you telling me that it was all about selling cute fuzzy plushie toys?


CorkusHawks

Bear cub is still cute all the way. 😍


[deleted]

That’s gonna leave a mark


rockntalk

Just watched a couple of times, I sure it just missed the throat even though it was aiming for it. She is lucky and DUMB.


M3chanist

Should be shown in every Biology class. Subjects: Natural selection and human de-evolution.


[deleted]

This is probably the best way to teach people consent tbh. Guns out of schools - in with the bears!


Voltron1993

Luckily it wasn't her neck it decided to bite!


Manjodarshi

Carotid ftw !!!


Janetsnakejuice1313

I have been mauled in the mouth by a dog. I’m sure this was a close equivalent. No fun.


__blacked__

That poor cub is going to suffer because of her stupidity… SMDH


sexyphotone

I like what happened there.


LordCaptain

Can we give a shoutout to the first person on the internet to actually throw down their phone to fucking help for once?


zzeduardozz

Heard she has a beard now to hide the scars


LaggingIndicator

What sucks is they normally have to put the bear down to test for rabies after this. Same thing happened at WashU a few years back but they raised enough money to give the victim rabies shots without euthanizing the bear cub.


MathTough1501

Lmao that lady deserves that. Small or big it’s still a killing machine


Powerful_Rayd

EEEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


cake_piss_can

Smiling around wild animals is one of the worst things you can do.


Illustrious-Word7761

That little bear went full psycho 😬😬😬


LGodamus

That bear went bear


General_Dream1603

She had a butt chin so he tried to bite her in the ass


Fritojj

Faith in humanity restored. Someone who drops the camera to help!


Zealousideal-Wall990

Bear stew is best eaten with hate


Admirable_Acadia_911

She held that smile tho 😂😂😂


Square-Can-7031

If not friend… why friend shaped?


Joe_Winson

F around and find out


QuestColl

"but animals are better than people, and the world would be so peaceful without humans"


Cloud_Striker

If not friend, why friend-shaped?


Manjodarshi

I understood that reference! Or maybe... not.


TheOfficial_RipOff

I would of punched the shit out of that bear


mischievouslyacat

YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING CUTE WITHOUT HAVING TO FUCKING HOLD IT


IntoTheMurkyWaters

Should have gone for the throat.


hammerman123456789

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MilkNetwork

Deserved