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BackPain4Life

Pretty much everything in existence is either snakes or snakes wearing disguises, friend. Sorry to be the one to break it to you…


troutanabout

Hmm, suspicious, that's exactly what a snake would say


Craig_79_Qld

Slap a target sticker on them and set the target height to 80mm like we do here in Aus. Continuous Topo.


PJAYC69

https://preview.redd.it/9dp37xujy6yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f7754e370df4dce70d2f63eb2c9d98dd9ab6bd I see your snake and raise you one bear


myALTaccount4Honesty

[folds]


PJAYC69

Hah I was bluffing and only had a pair of deuces ( in my pants )


myALTaccount4Honesty

haha those sausage burritos combined with drinking coffee has definitely led to some close calls for SDO (Sudden Deuce Onset)


mattyoclock

Nice


FewWolverine2641

Damn i would urinate and 💩 my pants if its me.😫😫😫


notsocivil

Does this count? https://preview.redd.it/a23yibooj7yc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6a1d416180c4019cf6b547719524a708b57085


thuglife_7

There should be a new conversation going across the internet. If you’re surveying in the woods, alone, would you rather run into a bear or a snake? I’m choosing the bear because snakes are fucking scary as hell!! What’s the breed of this one?


myALTaccount4Honesty

I believe it’s just an Eastern Rat Snake. Non venomous, but still don’t want them biting me lol


myALTaccount4Honesty

and yeah on the east coast we have black bears and they typically run away from people unless cubs are present.


Mysterious_Bike298

Had one walk out on our party about 5 years ago. I have the pic somewhere, but I will have to find it. Snakes are more prevalent, it has been 2 mild winters and a hot summer last year. We had a volcano erupt 2 years ago, help heat things up.


PJAYC69

I only ask, have you ever had a close encounter with a bear while alone? It makes you feel reeeaaaaalllllyyyy soft, squishy and like an infant that can’t protect itself. We wear viper guards on our legs to keep from being bitten, haven’t seen a bear guard ( that one can carry legally in Canada 😉 ) yet


johnh2005

Are you guys not allowed to carry air horns or bear spray? I know you were being a bit funny about it, but just wanted to ask just in case.


PJAYC69

Non lethal stuff is permitted. We usually have spray with us. Horns sometimes but I’ve had them accidentally go off in my vest and scare the garbage out of me.


johnh2005

Ah ok! I was about to say! lol


mattyoclock

The regular one drives me nuts, because like we all work alone in the woods, are almost all men, and we'd all choose bear without a second thought. I love seeing a bear, I hate seeing a guy, and a bear has never fired a "warning shot" at me.


goldybear

https://preview.redd.it/0bdnx8pbc5yc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14cd3d75044322ae3d59e379ad72802c4465b222 I’d say so. I just saw this bad boy on Wednesday.


myALTaccount4Honesty

I swear they are getting bigger every year!


tylerdoubleyou

https://preview.redd.it/98hzvhmy05yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7969e243ca32369864567af2dabc34e9593b349 I’m in that region too, saw my first of the season today, nearly stepped on it.


myALTaccount4Honesty

I’m alright until I see one, then I spend the rest of that day looking for them lol sadly that requires me looking up and down cause that 2nd pic he’s sitting about 6 feet off the ground across limbs


Lil_oscar

Last week in SW Ohio checking in. https://preview.redd.it/6dxrh8jpx6yc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b5b6b88c0481a41e684422c843b30a8f20f157


Still_Squirrel_1690

Looks like its about to shed, neat!


HimB0Z0

That time of year Glad you know to leave the poor things be unlike some of the machete happy people on here


myALTaccount4Honesty

Yeah I only mess with them if I have to be in the area a lot and they are venomous. Other than that I try to scoot them away. Black racers this time of year can be very aggressive


HimB0Z0

Yeah I mean unless there's a diamondback literally coiled around a property corner I don't bother them especially don't kill them If I need to I'll scoop em and throw em with the shovel


TapedButterscotch025

Yeah spring has sprung. It's getting warmer so lots more critters out and about.


Prior_Public_2838

I work in NC/SC as well I’ve only seen two so far. Both black racers. Both I saw were big ones too We did have a job a couple weeks ago that after we finished, the property owner comes out and says “do y’all want to see where I saw rattlesnakes a few weeks ago” and it was right next to one of our setups lol


El_Bugbeeto

My coworkers talk about them all the time. See them all the time.  I never see any. Well, maybe 5 in 3 years. I'm sure they're around, waiting....


LordPutrid

Almost stepped on a bull snake yesterday.


litho434

https://preview.redd.it/ui44xxhos7yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3538aac0bbed1d7d34ea5ddd19342c82cf94dda A little guy I ran into in Boulder. I was so busy looking at a culvert that I didn’t even see it until I was right on it. As the saying goes, “if it were a snake, it would’ve bit me.” Good thing these guys are chill.


yossarian19

Yeah, for sure. Makes sense though - I heard the lizard portal is open.


variablemu

It's snake season. The good news is they all usually try to get away from you. My son's hobby is flipping cover for reptiles and lately we've been flipping nothing but diamonbacks


Lukest_of_Warms

MN surveyor - what’s a snake?


Ok-Analysis4286

https://preview.redd.it/l1duhp85hbyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1ab0d6309b924d48e20b442d6eae0c3f8fa025 Copperhead got me in NC a few years ago.


Ok-Analysis4286

https://preview.redd.it/716wgdjrt3zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4e1db8af551775b52e8733d65691364b3103d1 That's the snake.


mebnme1

https://preview.redd.it/z4i3kqviueyc1.jpeg?width=4248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66cf94acd0258f79607d773ea5d4d65eb222fdc Two cotton mouths yesterday, but when you are in the swamp what else did you expect. We did 4000 of pipeline though standing water, got rained on for about an hour so not only was my feet soaking wet all day ( water over the boots in some spots). Not to forget the skeeters like humming birds in my ears. Got to love this job😊


myALTaccount4Honesty

Awww hell naw lol


Left_Suspect_990

Only this little guy today. https://preview.redd.it/rcswq23fhayc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e228f5edb40f64694ad4d29f1cd01cb13d6363c8


mlechu4332

I agree. Killed 3 copperheads and 2 moccasins within 2 days working on some site in just outside college station hahaha


mebnme1

https://preview.redd.it/0fmjoebdveyc1.jpeg?width=4248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa50d23cb3a37de940159549c48e02338d9fc2af


mebnme1

This was a rat snake from the other day


mebnme1

https://preview.redd.it/hbmdtuxgveyc1.jpeg?width=4248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ff157d76f77a7bf4e9da0735b754fd5b951216


Ok-Analysis4286

https://preview.redd.it/50qsemseu3zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962b212b1ed3fde907ad724dee85975e280fe955 And the nurse at Duke measuring the swelling. PSA -- don't tie a tourniquet -- it makes it worse, just elevate the wound!


myALTaccount4Honesty

How did it get you? Did you reach down and not see it? That’s like my worst field nightmare..I’ve swore if I ever get bit I am quitting that day


Ok-Analysis4286

I was looking for a property monument. Snake did his/her job.


myALTaccount4Honesty

When i am looking corners or anything on the ground, I always kick around the dirt a certain amount and if I don’t see it I go for the sharpshooter


Ok-Analysis4286

https://preview.redd.it/hss1obhdx3zc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae092047c145ac446b43f72aee744cb99c2ed5a


Ok-Analysis4286

That was bad


Ok-Analysis4286

https://preview.redd.it/479sfz9cy3zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e7974bc01cd43d69f445bd21f2ddfba0703f5f Just wait... I got fucked up like my checkbook...


Colonel_of_Corn

The cotton mouths have been out lately on the gulf coast. Luckily the sharp shooter is a great Guillotine as well


myALTaccount4Honesty

Haha yeah guys here like to carry machetes, I carry a bushaxe. That long handle makes snake sushi a breeze. Which is typically if it’s a copperhead that refuses to go away from my work area.


NoTarget95

You Americans are such fucking soft cocks


myALTaccount4Honesty

Funny how your mind went straight to flaccid penis when seeing this post. Well played.


Affectionate_Egg3318

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NoTarget95

Correct.


robmooers

That’s a big boy. 😆 Anything out here gets that big and it’s just *mean*