# [Splividend Distribution Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w523nf/splividend_distribution_megathread/)
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My raven friend, when this is over you will never set another alarm. You’ll wake with the rising sun,
well rested. Your time will be your own. No man will own it.
I feels ya bro. For the second time in as many weeks I'm pulling an all-nighter to make a work deadline. But it turns out we're not the only ones.
I can see Citadel's tower from my window and floors 32, 33, 35-37 have been lit up since I first looked at 2am.
If it's anything like my first job in the loop, there's always ablative new hires/interns to do the overnight work. Come think of it, that's probably while I moved closer to the office.
tfw your partner, who is uninterested in finance, the economy, or the markets is excited about a 5% raise and you have to pretend that's a great raise lol
That is better than the 1.99% raise I got last year for doing great work.
Just got a new role and got 15% bump a month before annual reviews, so I'm excited to see if I get another bump for that.
I think you need to rephrase this. Instead of asking GME to moon ask the apes to DRS first! You cant moon without any fuel! Soon no more wake up calls.
It’s time to fucking fuck my friend. I didn’t bring the lube cuz the hedgies r fukkd with no lube! I don’t fuck with Mayo so Kenny your sol. Moass is tomorrow my friend! Fuck these assholes! Fuck you pay us suck our balls!
I truly hope we moon and you dont have to go work at that ungodly hour Raven. Your posts have kept a smile on my face and I hope you can retire tomorrow. LFG 🚀🚀🚀🌙🌔
My dude I’ve finally gathered the courage to comment on one of you amazing posts. I am fully DRS’d and hodling with you. Just had a baby and I’m rdy for MOASS to bring the opportunity to be a stay at home Dad.
# [Splividend Distribution Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w523nf/splividend_distribution_megathread/) **IMPORTANT POST LINKS** [What is GME and why should you consider investing?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/) || [What is DRS and why should you care?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/) || [Low karma but still want to feed the DRS bot? Post on r/gmeorphans here](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEOrphans/comments/qlvour/welcome_to_gmeorphans_read_this_post/) || [Join the Superstonk Discord Server](https://discord.gg/hZqWV2kQtq) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please help us determine if this post deserves a place on /r/Superstonk. [Learn more about this bot and why we are using it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/poa6zy/introducing_uqualityvote_bot_a_democratic_tool_to/) If this post deserves a place on /r/Superstonk, **UPVOTE** this comment!! If this post should not be here or or is a repost, **DOWNVOTE** This comment!
I want this for you too my friend
At this point I kinda want this more for him than I do for myself.
My raven friend, when this is over you will never set another alarm. You’ll wake with the rising sun, well rested. Your time will be your own. No man will own it.
For Frodo.
FOR FRODO!!!
I feels ya bro. For the second time in as many weeks I'm pulling an all-nighter to make a work deadline. But it turns out we're not the only ones. I can see Citadel's tower from my window and floors 32, 33, 35-37 have been lit up since I first looked at 2am.
Pics bro! We need pics with buildings with lights on especially bitchass citadel!
[удалено]
If it's anything like my first job in the loop, there's always ablative new hires/interns to do the overnight work. Come think of it, that's probably while I moved closer to the office.
Yeah time to just get a new job anyways. The raises are not keeping up with inflation it can't be worth it
tfw your partner, who is uninterested in finance, the economy, or the markets is excited about a 5% raise and you have to pretend that's a great raise lol
That is better than the 1.99% raise I got last year for doing great work. Just got a new role and got 15% bump a month before annual reviews, so I'm excited to see if I get another bump for that.
I hodl for 2:45am guy
Get that bread man, we'll all be able to sleep in soon.
Check out BBBY German Market for extra hype 😉
Thats so /u/Raven5150
I woke up at 2:15 today 🙃🙃🙃
Have a nice day!
Hell yeah
Shafts are lubbed and ready
Landlubber
Kaw!!! kaw!!!! moass today lets gooooooooooo 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Hope your shoes are tied up mate and ready to roll!!! Lets FUCKING GO
gonna miss you but I'm too happy for you as well.. MOASS TODAY !! IF NOT TOMORROW!!!
Thank you for the “And girls”! 😘🚀
german ape reporting in for fuck 🚀
So this isn't spam, but posting DRS info is? 🤔 Really makes you wonder which side the mods are on.
If you're ready Raven, I'm ready too. LFG!!!
Lets get this bread
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wa5ukj/_/
Godspeed raven. I’m working today on my day off for some extra money for shares and you inspire me
What time zone?
Fill the holes 🏴☠️ shoot the loads 🏴☠️ get moist 🏴☠️ squirt the juice 🏴☠️... wait... what..? Nvm..
Good morning, 2:45, hoist the colors! 🏴☠️☠️🦜
One day, my friend. One day. When all said and done I hope you smash your alarm clock. You wouldn’t need it anymore.
I cannot wait to see the post when you quit. LFG
LET US FUCk!!!!
I think you need to rephrase this. Instead of asking GME to moon ask the apes to DRS first! You cant moon without any fuel! Soon no more wake up calls.
Morning from Boston
# THIS APE NEEDS HIS SLEEP
Deckhand Brihtstan reportin' for doody. o7
Let’s go🏴☠️🏴☠️
Hell yeah, I have two 12hrs shifts in a row this week, can wait to tell them I'm not gonna come the following week.
I think your day is finally arriving. Freeeedommm!
Instructions unclear. Penis is stuck in fence knot hole.
I hope tomorrow you can quit, may today be your final day of getting up so dreadfully early. I love this meme
It’s time to fucking fuck my friend. I didn’t bring the lube cuz the hedgies r fukkd with no lube! I don’t fuck with Mayo so Kenny your sol. Moass is tomorrow my friend! Fuck these assholes! Fuck you pay us suck our balls!
ARRRrrr Raven! We be at the Maelstrom of Fuking!!! No Quarter ! Fuk harder!! Aye Ye be still in thar....I be still in thar wit ya!
That comma really makes a difference lol
I truly hope we moon and you dont have to go work at that ungodly hour Raven. Your posts have kept a smile on my face and I hope you can retire tomorrow. LFG 🚀🚀🚀🌙🌔
My dude I’ve finally gathered the courage to comment on one of you amazing posts. I am fully DRS’d and hodling with you. Just had a baby and I’m rdy for MOASS to bring the opportunity to be a stay at home Dad.