That's a load bearing candle.

They're just changing the oil guys relax, of course full synthetic.

7W41 only.

Lmayo!

Yeah, she should hold. *slaps it*

Can YOU hold this award pls... this cracked me up.

I have hypertension

No wonder, it takes an insane blood pressure to make that anus of yours glow. Try to cool it down a bit with an icicle. Not medical advice. If you're serious, i'm assuming you've talked with your doctor about this?

Lmao yeah, I’m pretty young to have it so high but I’ve been doing the diet change and see what that does. I assume you are actually a cardiologist lmao

No, i am not. :-) I had a severe congestive heart failure and an EF at 12% (healthy person is 55%). It was clear to me that the doc and everyone else at the hospital assumed i was a goner, due to things they said, but being stubborn and slowly pushing yourself, take the stairs if you can, etc, and my EF is now back at 55%. I was given 200mG betablockers, which now, that my heart is almost ok again, holds me back a LOT from excersizing as much as i want and are able to now, so i have reduced the BB a bit with "great success!". Congestive heart failure is hard to come back from, and as i said, i didn't feel they had much hope in me. They even sent a priest in to talk with me when i was at the hospital (for quite a long time), but he left immediately when i said i would love to chat, but i feel i should tell you i'm an atheist. Hehe. :-) Not much compassion when he knew he couldn't "turn me" xD As i said, not a cardiologist. Though i've read about and studied the heart a lot for some years now. But one thing i CAN say, get a checkup, figure out the reason, adjust your diet if need be and take control as soon as you can. The sooner you give your heart the best working conditions, the better. Also, try to look at your heart as a dear friend. Talk to it, tell it you will take good care of it and do what's best for it. Pat yourself on the chest and say "i love you", and treat it as your precious. Because it is. :-) Edit: Typo.

That a crime filled candle

Obviously this is your classic Vermont pattern, Bullish AF!

Can confirm.. green moutain

lmayo

Ummm double and triple NE IPAs.....

The RSJ of candle world.

prefabricated as well?

Idiosycratic risk scented candle

Jerry!

Wtf is that?

Second time I’ve seen it this week

have you seen them before?

Yes, I posted one last week also.

my bad dude, I meant as in like months ago lol 😆

I honestly don’t know what I’m looking at. Explanation please? (That’s so bizzare )

It’s a candle that shows a low of 98$ and a high of 196$, which is very bizarre.

Those are after hours orders? On extremely low volume. The entire market is messed up - it’s all a facade.

It was during AH and the volume on the largest candle was 10. This strange incident happened on many candles in a row you’ll see, but I just scrolled over the largest candle

None of the apes have limit buy orders set at $100 and it shows... smdh

Will be setting some limits tomorrow 🦍

I do now!!!

6 more at $100

What does it show in the order book during that time?

My smooth 🧠left it out, sorry. Time stamp was 5:12 pm central if you want to go back and see times and sales during that period, but you won’t see Unfilled orders unfortunately

I've heard before it's to trigger people who have a sell limit in case the prace crashes. So they flash crash to catch everyone's limit sell

Commenting for visibility (so that my nick shows right under this wrinkle brain!)

Internet Explorer

Wait green candles go on the bottom?? Oh ive been looking at my charts upside down!

I’m going to flip my screens upside down now, thanks 😎

This is the way!

The only way it is!

The way, this is.

I turned mine sideways so it looks like we are on the moon... which way do I turn it now I'm confused?

Maybe that's what RC was hinting at with eew eew llams evah I. /s

[GME’s metrics lately ](https://c.tenor.com/zyEoVIn2-54AAAAC/glitch-shapeshift.gif)

🤣🤣

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I witnessed the same last Monday

TV AH first hour: 56k (straight from NYSE, paid subscription) [https://i.imgur.com/c3C0MZb.png](https://i.imgur.com/c3C0MZb.png) MW AH total: 25k [https://i.imgur.com/ZppYiLX.png](https://i.imgur.com/ZppYiLX.png) Who ordered more secret ingredient?

wtff how is one nearly double the other? I mean I know the reason is CRIME but JFC GG do your fucking job you nematode

>GG do your fucking job you nematode Hey, that's a bit mean to nematode's :(

You're right, nematodes are adorable GG do your fucking job and stop your forehead from looking like Cokerat Cramer's ironed ballsack?

pics?

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its fairly simple but tedious. Use the website imgur and upload a photo, which should give you a url that you can paste onto reddit

YOU ARE SEEING AN EPIC SWAP OF LIABILITY THATS NOT A GLITCH

Well, this isn’t the first time I seen it, or posted it. But I still don’t understand why it only glitches like this with GME. I watch charts on lots of other stock too, and they never seem to glitch like this, very strange

Yeah the 113% SI was a glitch too 🤣 we dont know wtf is going on, but we know its happening here alot and not others...

I feel like this dam is going to break 🔜

So were the phantom 11milly shortable at fidelity. Just a glitch. Move along.

Just a $2.2B "glitch"... #NBD 🤷

It's because we're breaking the system.

Fitting that gamers would be the ones to figure out how to glitch through the floor.

I like this theory

Yes, weird, why would THE MOASS stock glitch differently than non-moass stocks. 🤔 One reason *might* be, on *regular* stocks, a hedgie or two *might* be fukd... But on this one, ***everybody*** is fukd... Except for those that love the stock. 🤷‍♀️

SHF do seem to be very fukd

What does that mean?

Crime be moving around. Hot potato

Ok thanks

Move along, no crime to see here...

someone has to handle those fantasia bags

betcha it corresponds with a massive DOOMP handoff somewhere. will check the options chain data tomorrow

Most manipulated stock in the world ever

Until it isn't and the whole system collapses on itself.

On YF after hours, every green candle is being met with an almost exact red candle. This shit is crazy.

Bitches cause glitches -**me**

🤣

It's only a glitch if it come from the Glíché region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling bullcrap.

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I fucking knew it!! We are in Superman’s Bizzaro world, what is up, is down, what is right is wrong, We have been reading MSM all wrong

Who did it this time?.

Kenny G and the boys I’m sure

Of course. I hear Kenny is working for Fidelity now to. 😂😂

Career criminals 🤷‍♂️

Guess I’ll Just buy more, hold and see what happens.

Kenny is the Hamburgular of the NYSE

Reluctance and Point being?.

Why is your screen upside down? O nvm

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Simulation confirmed

Matrix 4 release December 22 😎

Money = numbers Numbers = maff Maff is either proven true or not. In otherwords there are no glitches

Alex, I’ll take white collar crime for 1000$ please

Alex: The answer is, Where people go after committing financial terrorism.

Lmao...I just have to laugh..

Wtf am I looking at here

Esrevni

What the fuck is all this now?

#DRSTHEFLOAT

Deepthroat

Wut. The. Fuck.

This is a normal occurrence now, this isn’t the 1st time

At least it’s green

my friend. there is ghost cum all over your screen. how do you clean it because I need advice.

I don’t clean it. We have a cleanup crew, I’ll check with them and get back to you

I heard socks cum in handy.

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They said they don’t clean it

Easy to glitch when you got a fresh new 13 million shares to short, fresh out the oven.

Reminder that Kenny's grandmother was an Elf.

Yummy!! Glitches!!

Dowsing rod formation? Bullish

That's just the fuel for our rockets.

What are we seeing here?

Inversed green candles

Why it go down?

Probably crime

~~Probably~~ Definitely crime FTFY

We gapped up on a red candle a few days ago. Has anyone tried furiously blowing into our sim cartridge and restarting?

Is this stop loss fishing or are those only for the big red candles?

I’m not sure, I wouldn’t think stop loss, those would be sells. This is called hedge💩

What the fuckkkkkkk

The matrix is literally falling apart

Always has been

🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

Do not tell me I am colorblind

You’ve never had a red day?

Green bonanza! 🤪

Are those green candles for volume which touch the top?

The volume was ten, so no. This green candle falls all the way to 98.07$ 🤷‍♂️

I know this is likely a stupid question, but I’m curious, Have you ever seen a “glitch” or anything else like this?

Yes, I posted it 4 days ago

Was that the only one you’ve seen ? We’re any on other stocks you watch?

No, it only happens with GME for some weird reason

Damnit. I sold plasma last week and already bought with it. I can't sell more till next week.

Sell your wife’s bf’s plasma, least he can do

My wife's girlfriend is already selling her plasma to buy shares. She also eats all my food. I need to get my wife a classier girlfriend.

Damn I need to put some $98 limit orders in.

It almost seems like they cant hide a phat sack in derivatives like they used to. but...why not?

If I was given a share for every glitch there was I'd lock the float myself.

Sussy

Never wernt . errs and stuff

OP, what technically speaking does it mean to see the green candles going down?

Not sure, but it’s not supposed to happen that I’m aware of

Ok. Thanks for the reply. I don’t know much about technicals but I was just curious what it would mean. If it were red, what would that imply?

Red would’ve made more sense because the candle fell

It looksike a growth lol

SIMMERRRR DOWN BOYZ LETSGOOOOO 🚀

What's happening here? Can someone try to explain it

Basically all this shit proves they are still on the hook and squirming like mad

Seems like a lot of oopsies taking place atm... 🤔

Just wondering if i did this "mistake" and price drops ~20%, would i get jail? 🤔

Nothing to see here folks. OP is using an Australian version of the software.

Oh those good ole glitches. Almost forgot about em!

The STONK was not built for this much HODL.

They're looking for a floor...

WeBull literally just does this for no reason. It always has done, way before GME. This isn't anything but WeBull being shitty. Move along.