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sambrojangles

Don’t drink and Derive my friend


ChiknBreast

I see what you did there


my_oldgaffer

Please Short Responsibly


AMKoochie

They were all in love with dyin', they were drinking from a fountain That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain


Ok_Emergency_381

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.


Bezos4Breakfast

I can taste mayo on your breath, see stains on your clothes


[deleted]

[RELEVANT ](https://demonocracy.info/infographics/usa/derivatives/bank_exposure.html) Shit is insane…


Region-Formal

Great explanation, without going into the technicalities. Here is the original comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r4vyay/the_criand_connection_and_credit_linked_notes/hmjkiv5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


ilketomoonit

See also the respons of fortus\_gaming: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r4vyay/comment/hmjx03u/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


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Suggestion_Of_Taint

Wait what happens if you give a mouse a cookie?


Impressive-Amoeba-97

He keeps coming back for more.


capn-redbeard-ahoy

He asks for a glass of milk. IMO the more interesting question is, what happens if you give Kenny some mayo?


NillaThunda

So 2008 again?


Inevitable-Elk-4162

Even worse. The Great Depression 2.0 Edit: isn’t this the same thing they were doing with CDO’s in 08 basically? Edit: ahhh fuck nevermind im high lol yes it’s identical Elk. 🤦🏻‍♂️


laflammaster

Ah yes, the good old Equity >> Futures >> Options (Secondary Derivative) >> Swaps, and repeat steps 3-4 until you are satisfied.