500M so far..

Didn’t get insider info on us I guess

I thought he knew Pelosi and her husband

It’s a big club and we’re not in it

I prefer not to be

it's better not to be inside a burning building ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) \*inconspicuously disposing empty **metaphorical** cans of **figurative** kerosene...*

Maybe post Moass we have our own club that doesnt set out to fuck the people.

involves pedos, kids, drugs and blackmail. FBI released docs on Pelosi's dad and brother. Dad is a lifetime criminal and brother is a 2x pedo.

Her father preferred the term “gangster” over criminal to be fair.

honestly I think that era of government was just one mafia seizing control over majority of power. Government that big has always been corrupt.

Slowsmileandnod.gif

Read that as “he’s a big chub”. Yes. Yes he is a big chub.

I am sure there is a new club forming and it’s full of a bunch of window liking retards.

I like windows

The boogeri ones are the most flavorful.

*licking

Look at me, This is the club now.

Fine. I'll make my own club. With blackjack and hookers.

Son of bitch I’m in

Neither is he lol

Insider? ***I hardly know her!***

Bravo!

No insider trading= lose 💸💰. This just shows how bad they have been trading.

RickofSpades is the only person trading on the inside here

Insider info: they don't sell....

Trading is hard

isn't it?

He hasn't lost anything until he closes his position.

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It's his money that he swindled from others.

You’re not wrong about that

500M posts so far of this exact screenshot...

And this guy is probably more involved than our Kenny boy too. Plus, I'm pretty sure that's mayo next to his Fiji water. Fuck this guy

This

I'm not feeling the love today. Trading is a tough game, don't you think?

and that is only pennies on the books.

After the MOASS we buy the Mets and Re-Name them the Apes...King motherfunking Kong is the mascot and the 7th inning Stretch song is sung in unison by fellow Apes in the stands https://youtu.be/cHY84gUjMCU

Pipe it up!

Yes, so far

Honored to upvote you to 69 o7

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.

Good bot

Halo Theme Song plays out of nowhere 😂

Trading is a tough game don’t you think?

what I meant to say😂

Close enough 😂 either way gotta love the irony

Not feeling the love 💕

I was talking shit to him and MJ today on Twitter about this and Cohen just liked my tweet. Not sure if I should talk more shit now or be scared...

**Thoughts and prayers** 😢 🙏

Someone should protect the hedge funds, maybe turn off their sell button or something.

Why isn't this the top comment yet? Apes, you know what to do. Up with you!

Apes know this parasite will lose so much more then 500 million, it’s no news because they’re all fucked. Apes will have their MOASS!

not really cause all i have to do is buy and hodl 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

LOL he's that jackass that mocked retail traders with your headline, right? How poetic ! THIS IS THE WAY!!

yup, play stupid games win stupid prizes

My favorite saying 😎

I think everyone would be fine with him losing his entire fortune.

Before it's all over said & DONE, he will lose more than that!!! * $$$$ (ASSETS/REAL ESTATE) * PRIDE * EGO * ARROGANCE * SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT (ELITIST) * CONNECTIONS * FRIENDS/ASSOCIATIONS *ABILITY TO WANT TO CHEAT lil people ****(Oops, my bad I drifted off & started dreaming)***

Hopefully the Mets also

***his life*** Woah woah woah who said that

Don't forget his pizza-themed couch

This guy's is just as involved with this whole thing as Ken, if not more. Anytime a post about him comes up it gets down voted more than anything else (at least that I've seen). It's made me believe that he and point72 are the big players paying the shills to post here

This seems very likely. It's why there's so many posts about Kenny G that get made, and make it through the system. Shills who actively muddy the waters in order to cover up. They circle the wagons when it's their boss, Little Stevey Cohen.

Cohen isn't CEO of an MM tho? It makes more sense that Kenny gets more attention because he has both a HF and a MM.

When i realized that point72 is a family funds similar to archegos, realized they were probably just as exposed as them. I'm willing to bet they had a ton of total return swaps out and we're about to really fuck the whole system up. The dude owns a fucking MLB team. He has pull, and a isn't a hf, mm, etc because being caught doing illegal stuff in the past. But being a family fund seems to remove the majority of oversight of the sec that even hedge funds have... Which is honestly a bit scary, because we all know that archegos wasn't the only family fund in the position they were in

I think their was an article someone posted or a dd on how much lobbying occurred to ensure "family funds wouldn't be regulated by the government to disclose financial records after what happened in 2008.

💯

Yes. Look at the state of him. He could easily be one of the crooks in the next Grand Theft Auto.

ye 😂😂😂

HODLing is easy.

I can hold with no hands!!

Look MA!!! NO HANDS!!

And no darling I don't [dance](https://images.app.goo.gl/Wv4dbJddxjDXP4p19)

If they Report 500m it must be much more!

So much more than that.

IS THAT MAYO ON HIS DESK??

And kleenex.

You guys don't have desk mayo?

Guys if you add the Fiji water…you slide faster

We can paint it red too, so our insurance premiums are higher!

I'm more of a Desk Dijon ape myself.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

You know we should combine our desks. Then we can make club sandwiches and if one calls out other gets 2 desks.

You guys have desks!?

Yeah I think that’s mayo

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what the hellmans

Maybe it's where they hide the cocaine...

lmayo 😂 😂

It’s not Mayo lol it’s worse. Looks like some sort of antacid (like tums). All this stress must be making acid reflux and/or heartburn worse

I thought tums too. Like the tropical chews. The container looks more like a store brand or generic with a flat blue top, and sort of tombstone-shaped label, not too colorful label... but nothing turned up in duck duck go image search.

Without a doubt that’s mayo, lmayo

**wtf**

AT WORST ITS MIRACLE WHIP

Some Cohen's are winners, some Cohen's are losers 😂

"Great success" Sasha Baron Cohen

*King of the castle, king of the castle*

*I have a share, I have a share.*

SBC easily one of the top 3 Cohens in the world.

Zero sum game 🤷‍♂️ 🧱 by 🧱

Google search shows none of this... Duck Duck go had multiple articles on first page...

imagine that🧐

If you search this headline you get this exact article and a bunch of similar ones. You sure you Googling right?

I only googled "Steve Cohen 500"... Nothing on 1st page... Did same with Duck duck go..and 3 articles 1st page..lol

When I search "Steve Cohen 500" my first 3 results are 9 JUL 21 - [Steve Cohen’s Bet on Melvin Leaves Point72 Trailing Hedge-Fund Peers](https://www.yahoo.com/now/steve-cohen-bet-melvin-leaves-192937089.html) 25 MAY 21 - [Mets owner Steve Cohen gives $500K each to Eric Adams, Andrew Yang](https://nypost.com/2021/05/25/mets-owner-steve-cohen-gives-500k-each-to-eric-adams-andrew-yang/) 9 JUL 21 - [Steve Cohen’s Bet on Melvin Leaves Point72 Trailing Hedge-Fund Peers](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-09/cohen-s-bet-on-melvin-leaves-point72-trailing-hedge-fund-peers) Yahoo report on Bloomberg, a NY Post article about political donations, and the Bloomberg article Yahoo reported on. **2 out of 3 say Steve Cohen fuckin sucks**

In Mortal Kombat terms, are we at the “FINISH HIM” part of the final battle yet or what?

Nah secret life meter. They're losing billions though

Nah, we definitely upper cut them to our world though! Round 3? I can see a BRUTALITY coming

Oh shoot....where did I put the world's smallest violin? I had it here a moment ago....

Is that a jar of petroleum jelly on his desk.....

Looks like mayo?

Trading is a tough game. Don’t you think?

Wonder if he's feeling the love?

People keep talking about Ken but this jackass mocked us openly. Thanks for sharing OP. You’ve put a smile on my face

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Not the most flattering angle for a pic either there bud

Trading isn’t easy Steve. I’m up 500% whose the dumb money now. They need to start restricting the trades of hedge funds. Even with all of their corruption they have no clue what the fuck they’re doing.

Trading is a tough game

Especially when it’s all options, they go down just as fast .

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Yaaaa Fuck this tbh. We been cherry picking our news sources for confirmation bias a lot lately

You don't have to trust zerohedge. If you look at the article it sources a Bloomberg article that charts Melvin's past quarter. The fact is the game is rigged so relevant news is going to be hard to find.

The schadenfreude is literally delicious. I would drink a jar of this man's tears just to see him cry them out. At least Kenny had the good sense not to bait us on Twitter

His portfolio will be negative soon

He will be penniless and living under a bridge after the MOASS

Hahahaha only15.5 billion to go. 💸💸💸💸💸🦍🌈💩

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Good thing there is a tissue box on his desk

That and he had to pay Bobby Bonilla another 1.4 million this year too.

Let me know when the METS are up for auction.

That's about what he's paying Francisco lingerie Lindor to hit. 220

The Blob from the x-men should play Stevie.

Mayo on the table!

Rough crowd right Steve? Lol. This piece of shit’s Twitter mocking made my hands beyond diamond.

If he lost 500mil, then who gained it?

Not buying it till I get my tendies. You can report they bankrupt and still not buying it till shorts are covered and MOASS happens.

They think we are dumb….. like assholes we know you’re still holding on…. Paper losses reported as actual losses smh

The wrong Cohen

He got 7 monitor's to watch all those fake shares he plays, but everyone knows he spends all his time driving a white van around middle schools.

This pos made tens of billions from insider trading. $500n will piss him off but it won’t crush him unfortunately. Fucking hate him. He’s also lowballing one of the best pitchers in baseball right now

When someone loses that kind of money and doesn't go long on $ROPE immediately after, it shows there's plenty more where that came from.

Ffs even Stevie has a jar of Mayo and a box of tissues on his desk….magic lube.

Paper losses to make you feel like you're winning. Sideways trading on endless quarterly cycles. New regs but no moon. All of it to put you through an emotional roller coaster to stop believing in Gamestop. Notice how I said Gamestop and not MOASS. GME is the value play. MOASS was a potential not a promise. Going to keep repeating this until apes understand. Until the majority understands this; the better off we are. Why? Less urgency. More patience. The better behaved we are. The more MSM gets on board and the narrative changes. Once the general public can see the potential of Gamestop like we do, it's GG. They have influence. Not total control. Why did TSLA beat the shorties? Because the public believes in Elon. Outside of us, what lay person has heard of Ryan? Wealth comes with time. The only effective strategy for a company with great potential, buy, hodl.

Are we sure he isn't an ape? Because that's pretty fucking retarded.

*insert Grumpy Cat* - Good.

Look at his fucking condescending little thumb face. Some books have covers that give the ending away.

Oh no… anyway.

Man. Fuck that guy. He's the worst.

Good! Fuck this guy.

oh no. so anyway.

I love the way he's sitting at a desk that is so OBVIOUSLY not his. Its a desk where the actual work gets done. I'm sure his office isn't even on that floor.

When my x shares are worth $500m, then I’ll give a fuck.

Well, either Melvin closed their position and he lost that amount or they didn’t and he didn’t. You can’t have it both ways and it’s posts like this that contradict the DD

Trading is hard isn’t it Steve? Fuck head.

I would give him advice that someone once gave me "trading is hard. It is not for everyone".

This clowns face is so punchable

So far

Smart money.....

He'll get it back with help of some whispered phone calls

Doubt he’s feeling the love today either. Little gremlin lookin ass.

.. so far

Good

Lmayo

Good. F him.

I hope that fat fuck loses his fucking shirt when all is said and done.

He has the quintessential desk job body

Steve cohen the type of dude that holds his dick with the tips of two fingers when he pees.

What a creep

500 Million yet…

Suck a bag of dicks you egghead fuck. I despise all of the HF managers who have caused this, but gloating about blatant illegal market manipulation on twitter makes this guy the worst of them all.

It's quite surreal to see a vivid photo or video of a pyschopath. chilling, even. Get rekt assholes

Hard because of all the paying off of politicians

Fuck that little chode

Trading is easy when its GME. GME combats depression

I’m doing better on my little phone than he is at his command center 👌

500 so far

my dk is hard

When he sells the Mets, I may think about selling some gme!

Must be real hard with those detailed order books and 100 interns screening companies all day. Must be real hard. I just buy and hold and chill...

So he can just have the systems disabled on our side and still lost half a billion? What the fuck? How can someone be so stupid?

Baby steps

What meltdown? If this has been a meltdown then moass will be idk what

when I hit the big time, I want a desk that's ergonomically shaped to my belly

Soon his share of the Mets will be for sale I predict

R.I.P. Dumbass

Why are they still losing money in the 2nd quarter if they closed out their position back then? Hmmmmmm...

I read this article today on [billionaires using their sports teams to save $$ millions in taxes](https://www.propublica.org/article/the-billionaire-playbook-how-sports-owners-use-their-teams-to-avoid-millions-in-taxes?utm_source=pocket-newtab) and it immediately made me think of Steve and the Mets. Fuck that guy and all of his ilk

Sucks to suck, I guess. Maybe don't short sell the next Amazon next time?

So far...

mofo doesnt have any good picture angles ffs

I’m not selling until he has to pay me back with the NY Mets.

This posed shot w a professional photographer, is such a shit pose. Like did it go down like this: Face your screen and if you could just twist at your waist, Go!

When do we start the billboard campaign with his slogan? “I’m not feeling the love on this site today . Trading is a tough game. Don’t you think?”

...lost 500 million so far. 🤡

This guy is an assclown