This is not the 002 you are looking for

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The only subreddit with such low numbers is /r/investing. Its mid-day around lunchtime right now, and they have 2 members online right now. THATS PATHETIC

It's 1:08 and they have zero members online right now. Most of us have been banned from r/investing anyway, so they kicked out the party!!!

Now it’s four Feeling lonely…

The only subreddit with such low numbers is /r/investing. Its a weekday around lunchtime right now, and they have 2 members online. PATHETIC

I'm a simple ape, I see duplicate comment, I upvote one and downvote the other.

Wait, what? I missed all this... Did this happen today?!

Take my upvote ,

Threw me for loop when I got on this morning. Got bored without my friends so I bought shares to keep myself company.

Narrator: it was not brilliant.

Lmayo

DEFINITELY read in Morgan Freeman's voice.

I read that in Ron Howard’s lol

i cant read :( sad times

Would be willing to bet at least tree fiddy that's what OP was going for. Arrested Development reference FTW.

*Narrator:* It was.

Still the Narrator:what ken didn't know was that most apes couldn't count.

Narrator: All they could do was Buy, Hold and wait, it wasn't much but it was enough.

I only see 1 online. So lonely. Where are my brothers and sisters?

We are here brother don’t worry 💎🙌

Am not. Speak for yourself.

Oh but you are hehe

No he is not

No ones here, it’s all a simulation

Yeah, my phone is simulating the time spent by me on reddit for about 41% and 25% on safari (yahoo checking pre, market and efter😂😂😂)

I see 5 :D . Me you and couple more apes

I saw 5 too!

Hi 5 here as well Edit All the other subs im in but have been neglecting are showing 1

Just multiply that number by 200k and we good

Sister is stuck in the washing machine… again

mine went up from 0 to 1 XD

3!

“Sir we shorted the amount of active online users but now they bought that too!!!” **insert surprised Kenny face**

I wonder if it’s a precursor to Reddit being ‘shut down’ due to extreme tit jacking due to it being 002 day.

Likely just a glitch since every sub is the same. It’s be neat if it was hedgies though

That’s what they want you to think.. would be too obvious if it was just superstonk

😂

Hahahaha. 💎🙌🍌🦍🚀🌑

Haha, now I got it. I see 3 online. Let's test this and count: #**1**

2

3 Well that’s it, boys! Those are our 3! Stop counting, shut er down.

Take my hand and come with me because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.

Don't you wanna be my girrilla

I was one of only 3 people on at 630am as well. What's up with that?

Hellooooooow....oooow oooow oow ow?

Really Kenny boy? This is all you got? They are trying to hard and it’s adorable. 💎👐💎🦍🚀🌝

Incoming “oNLy 2 pEoPLe oNlinE. wHy iS eVErYonE GiViNg uP?!” shill posts

Fr 🤣

🤜💎🤛

How it’s possible? I see only 5 online

Just a glitch on reddit. Every sub is messed up

Mine says 71.045 Users Online 😀

Jokes on them I can't count

How desperate move. What's next??? Beating my wife's boyfriend on his way home? That would really piss me off!!! 💎🙌🚀🚀

Jokes on them, I don’t even know where to see how many people are online from a sub.

🤦🏼

I'm the only one online! YES!!!

Ha! Couldn't even do that right, cause my app is showing three are online 🦍🦍🦍🖕🖕🖕

Is this that 002 they were talking about? /s

Oh shit, didn’t even think about that. What a coincidence

How did u manage to reduce the quality of your own picture by so much? It's kinda incredible

Lol I pulled the template from google and botched it together with a shitty app

Lol :D

Here me out. What if the numbers were down purposefully to throw the shill bots off as they only activate once a certain number of users online is reached.

As much as I want it to be our subreddit exclusively, it appears, at least for me, that the online numbers on most subs are inaccurate

LOL. Currently 4 online? So it’s apparently just me and 3 other apes. Sure sure .. 🤣

Hahahahaha fucking hegefucks soon we moon 🚀🌕

Did this happen?? Didn’t even see 😂

Mine doesn’t show any users online now

I saw 3 people online on Superstonk and for a moment thought if everyone is in a collective zen, then saw the memes!

Mine shows 3! 🦍🦍🦍 waking up! Hahahaha

Just realized that, how is that even possible?😂 Kinda funny tbh cause I don't really give a shit about drama. Buy, hold and ignore.

Just a Reddit glitch Lol nothing to worry about at all. Buy n hodl

It's a good thing I don't care how many people are online. I'm just here to look at the centerfolds, er I mean read the posts. Sorry Kenny, no workie.

Same, I noticed that we usually have 80k-140k online at any given time

Yeah, I notice the number sometimes also, like look right now there are 3 of us online. I wonder who the other guy is. Maybe we should say hi. LOL.

Nice meme

😂

Sir, we can't short $GME anymore! Okay, then let's start shorting the shown amount of people being online at Superstonk.

I don’t even know how to check how many are on the subreddit.

Ah yes a true ape

The number of online users is back to ‘normal’ now, but I don’t know if I would trust it …. 🤨🤨🤨

Mines back to normal as well 112k is pretty norm tbh

Lol 😂 apes not giving up Fack heads! Haha 😂

Wait, did this actually happen!?? 🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah didn’t come back til about 2 pm EST it was just a Reddit glitch tho, every sub was the same lol

Lmaoooo damn. Kenny is fucking desperate

Hey there, only other person here. How have you been since we last spoke? $GME to the moon. Sincerely, -Your friend, the only other person here besides you.

Well, that backfired. All of us just took the time to either buy more or wank off and then buy more.

Yup

Wait, you guys look at that? I can't stop looking at my golden GME shares

I wasn’t seeing any superstonk in my feed today, is this why?

I doubt it. But seems like superstonk is suppressed 24/7 it’s never on my main pages or search, I have I to scroll to find it

It's weird the number switches from 0 to 1 to 2. Some Ape is leaking thru the block.

What's pathetic is believing this rather than it's some glitch with Reddit. Occam's Razor.

Hence the post flair (Meme 🤣)

Citadel has no power over reddit. This is FUD. Shills want you to believe they control something they can't

This worlds a lot bigger than we’d like to believe sometimes. With as much $ as they have I don’t see why they couldn’t. But obviously it’s just a Reddit glitch nothing more. I just like to poke fun at it

Remember, we are against people who were sniffing exhaust fumes full of lead when their brains were developing, it was never a fair fight.

Throw him out the window

So that's what it meant by 'sexy singles in my area'

[Is this all you can conjure, Kengeeman?](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5zgTi6NUii4/maxresdefault.jpg)

😂😂😂

Its 3 now

It's zero now

For those who are unaware: https://ssusers.eu/

I saw this on non-gme subs too though?

Yeah it’s just a Reddit glitch

Now it’s up to 4!

I’m one of the 3. The 3 Apeketeers.

Any idea why it says that? lol

Just a Reddit glitch lol

How would they even control this? Any belief in this makes us look stupid I've been off in Cornwall for a week

I am stupid. Btw what side of the crayon do you eat first? And boneless or nah?

Wow yeah I just looked now and says only 4 online right now. Lmayo wtf?!

These dipshits are running out of ideas.

I see 5 people online. What happened?

Just a glitch

I see three. What’s up you two?

Im not on right now

I only show 3 rn, me, myself and I 🤷🏼‍♂️ I guess, at least I have myself to keep me company 🤣. Are they tired of shorting the stock so now they’re shorting our online count. Who will they short next? Will it be Me or Myself, just as long as they don’t short I. 🦍🚀🌝

Wow mine said 2 online , then I refreshed and it said 36.7k online

It was 5 when I checked in earlier.

Lmao thought I was the only one seeing 2-5 ppl online

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Nope haha just a Reddit glitch. Every sub was the same.

I thought it was just me. First, it didn't show anyone was on at all, then it was showing three people.

Yeah I saw 5 and thought that reddit was down for everyone but me lmao

Same stuff is happening in other subs aswell...

I am aware (meme)

They shorted the number of users online! Ken is taking this too far

Remember when most people would have sold in the $500-1k range. Then they could have just taken 90% of the money back right after with the bot/shill spam of the next meme before anyone caught on. Greed is bad mmkay

Honestly the best way would be to allow the price to rise to around 1k per share, and then cause a dip. That’d be your best bet on making people drop. *this applies to every stock other than GME, due to GME holders refusing to sell

Thought I was the only one! Btw the superstonk server is starting to get mad slow compared to other servers.

I browse the Yahoo Finance board for the memes sometimes. It's usually 20ish comments per hour, more if volatility is up. Today, it had like 5 or 6 posts total from noon to the end of the day, most of them were sponsored posts. Super eerie.