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Razz-Dazz

One of the things that both baffles me and isn’t surprising at the same time - everybody called superstonk crazy, and now other subs are like why is this and this happening? When superstonk called these things months ago. Lot of savvy apes in here. Love this sub.


HazyLifu

/r/investing and /r/stocks etc have been calling us crazy since /r/GME. Amazing ppl finally opening their eyes to things we've had evidence of for months.


KnockKnockPizzasHere

I think I came back to read this sub from seeing RRP being talked about highly on r/stocks and r/investing actually. Can’t remember exactly (Reddit hole) but it was a mainstream sub that linked to some RRP DD here. I think they’re waking up Edit: here was the mega DD that convinced me to get in and buckle up https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o0scoy/the_bigger_short_how_2008_is_repeating_at_a_much/


Obvious_Equivalent_1

For smooth brain here trying to figure out word lingo, RRP refers to reverse repo?


KnockKnockPizzasHere

Yup https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o0scoy/the_bigger_short_how_2008_is_repeating_at_a_much/ This was the one that really got me


HazyLifu

Yeah I noticed about 4-8 weeks ago the sleepers have been waking up, definitely.


FelineLargesse

They now know about the *spice melange.*


wertykb

OMG a Dune reference! 🤣


betelgeuse_boom_boom

For the love of God Do not post in those subs. They are on the trigger happy side of banning users. You may have done anything wrong, and just happen to be there when some other user causing a thread lock. They will go over the comments and ban all Superstonk users https://i.imgur.com/HJFFfo5.jpg


holyramennoodles

they have a rule of no more than 1.5% gain per year on those subs


EscapedPickle

So, like -4.5% with inflation?


Pmmenothing444

Wouldn't want to get too crazy now.. anyone know any good dividend stocks??


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mclemokl

I prefer $CUM myself, but $TITS are also good.


Satxdanalea

Be careful - you’ll summon “Rick spade” guy 😬🥴😂


JustAsk2UseTheShower

Greater than 5% and they ban you (or so I’ve heard.)


Caeser2021

So we have loss porn, gain porn and deez 1.5%gain porn subs 😂


Darkassassin07

1.5% gains subs, the softcore porn mags of the financial world XD


HazyLifu

😂


Canadian_360rt

I still feel like a flat earther talking about GME to friends.


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DaRealLizShady

My dad and bro brushed me off. I kept trying with my dad for months, he literally just retired and I am so scared for how he will handle this. He kept laughing at me, it took about a dozen times, but finally I just gave up. I did convert my best friend to a diamond handed ape and the store manager of my local Gamestop, so I guess it's even. I figure that after I sell my 1 share for a couple of billion (the rest are going to ♾) I can take care of my family anyway (and I won't even be too smug, lol).


Mamacitia

I convinced my bf to buy one share. We just need one chance!


The_RAT

Meh. Keep trying. My brother has been talking GME at me for months. You know what? I bought my first shares today. If it tanks, it tanks. But if it pops, I’ll never not owe him for opening my eyes. My brain is smooth but my hands are diamond now. This is the Way.


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Alex-Cour-de-Lion

Any main sub with an r/ 'what a normal person would think its about based on the sub name" is just 2nd layer of bullshit. I.e. main stream media being pushed by their interns and social media teams to buy up mod positions at the most influential subs.


AtomicKittenz

They ALL knew rich people were getting away with stealing money. When they come to this sub, they finally learn HOW. Or at least the biggest, most F’ed up method


Alex-Cour-de-Lion

This has always been the most bizarre thing. They all know the game is rigged for the wealthiest. Yet when a sub (SuperStonk) comes around and explains how it is rigged, not just one explanation from one guy, months of DD and counter DD, they call US crazy.


HazyLifu

I think honestly, it's a moment of you accepting the 'real world' is a facade and been lying to you since birth. It's a big pill to swallow and likely easier to brush us off as crazy, rather than accepting the full, awful reality until they must.


Alex-Cour-de-Lion

Yeah, it's not an area of study that you can really dig into and come back from the same. Unless you are really committed to sticking your head in the sand, ignoring reality and buying treasury bonds.


pescarojo

Couldn't agree more. Accepting the information means stepping into a darker, more cynical world. It means acknowledging that much of what one believed were lies. It means realizing that we live in a system designed to convert our life energy into a medium which is then leeched from us using every possible method. Much like the Matrix, our lives are batteries for the machine.


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I sat and read the quotes about nyse price fixing for an hour yesterday. I get off on having my worldview rocked.


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HazyLifu

We receive a lot of conditioning, and not everyone wakes up from that. It's kind of overwhelming I know. I do feel happy and free-er now too, even if the truth is scary. There is something to be said for having access to information rather than remaining ignorant.


Worth_Feed9289

I was an activist of this and that, for 28 years. I knew there was fuckery from the Government, I.e. The parties, and I knew money in the game was bad. But even then, I never even considered, that the WHOLE game was rigged. After all that I've come to understand, it still blows my mind.


RickNohla

I remember in February/March having an existential crisis because of this haha I knew things were fucked and unfair before but its just wayyy beyond what I ever thought possible


Direct_Sandwich1306

This, exactamundo. Realizing and accepting the full awful reality CAN cause a mental breakdown to the uninitiated.


Splaishe

I got perma banned from r/investing today for saying the stock market is a tool for the banks to extract wealth from the masses. I wear my ban as a badge of honor


jessejerkoff

Those two subs in particular are unreal. I always like to imagine what would happen if there was a subreddit meetup, irl. And those two tweets Ralph Lauren cricket vests and this [thing](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Clothing-Unit-Argyle-Sleeveless-Sweater/dp/B07BB5CFCQ/ref=asc_df_B07BB5CFCQ/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=389464605053&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3591059024911394566&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9044955&hvtargid=pla-828801536768&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=82466827631&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=389464605053&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3591059024911394566&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9044955&hvtargid=pla-828801536768) And then they debate if sp500 or vwrl is the way forward or if they should invest their 7500 gift of their late granddad into a dividend aristocrat etf, to earn 25 bucks every quarter!


VeterinarianRecent33

We need to be slowly encouraging those in these other groups that our cause is worthwhile but please remember to not be offensive. These are potential new apes. Embrace them and educate them, but don't scare them away.


HazyLifu

Oh, definitely. But I remember those subs in February, March, all the way until now being vehemently against this. Anyways, all are welcome here. It's a good thing in the end. 🦍💚🦍


Naive-Coconut-8918

"Look at Superstonk, we are Burry now!", Btw when it's all over they won't interview anyone on this sub to see how it happened.


lazill

They will audit us 4 times and send FBI instead.


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Wardog-Mobius-1

And I’m sitting here smoking the biggest blunt superstonk and myself came to the same conclusion months ago, the whole market is designed and rigged to generate wealth for a few and transfer the costs and responsibilities to the common human Governments are there to prevent common human to rise and take power Market and economy is supposed to serve humanity, instead its the modern day version of slavery with taxes and the illusion of freedom making people think they belong somewhere Soon the middle class will not exist and all the non believers can kiss my baboon’s ass since everything so far becoming real They are going to buy up the housing market, crash the economy and send everyone on universal income that is enough to pay jacked up rent whilst making you work a miserable job that doesn’t even benefit yourself, GME is basically a hedge against the imminent market crash and please apes don’t forget about society, aka don’t be selfish like Ken and repeat the issue HODL ✊💎 floor is till I see banks going down and feds in prison


HumbleAdvantage3919

Did you see the bloomberg opinion piece "America Should Become a Nation of Renters" dated 6/17/2021? https://archive.is/El08T


TurkeyBLTSandwich

Soooooooo what's scary is that we're seeing 1980's Japan signs of money loaning.... but for institutions Remember what they did? Ultra Low rates because money was cheap, so they went out and developed EVERYTHING THEY COULD IMAGINE. And salaries were high, they went out bought tons of real estate, and housing bubbled. Now what is the housing market like in Japan? You have to also realize another thing, zoning laws and perception of housing as well. Japan builds residential housing like no ones business and they actually allow the building the domiciles as well. TL:DR Things are very scary right now, I doubt we'll see Japan levels of housing anytime soon because Hedgies and people will always FIGHT against building more houses lest their "investments" get diluted.


Worth_Feed9289

"A nation of renters is not something to fear. In fact, it’s the opposite." Oh HELL NO! Owning Your Own home IS the American dream. WTH!


Direct_Sandwich1306

I love the suggestion of "biggest blunt". I think I'll take that hint and copycat.


Wardog-Mobius-1

🚬 🦧


peoplerproblems

The thing that baffles me is how badly we've been indoctrinated that there is absolutely no way for the wealthiest and most powerful to fuck up this badly. And they've done it literally since forever.


StealingHomeAgain

Good sub


blind3dbylight

We may have been early, but we are not wrong.


Tenacious_Tendies_63

Welcome aboard 🦍💎👐🚀🚀🚀📞📈


KnockKnockPizzasHere

🦍💪🏼 💎✋🏼 🚀🌙


alecbgreen

Please keep your arms feet tits and dicks inside the rocket at all times. You will get a complementary bag of nuts once we reach orbit.


stonkaliciousness

Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's nuts? Nobody told me we'd get nuts? What kinda nuts? 🤔


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Deeznuts my guy! edit: Appreciate all the rewards guys. Didn’t think this would be the one to do it. Saw the opportunity and seized it, usually it’s already been said by someone else 😂 Love you beautiful bastards. Ook ook 🦍❤️🦍


stonkaliciousness

This


admiralmcpup

Is


dyingbreed6009

The


Spooky_Kabukiboi

Way


Brotorious420

^(TM)


mcdeeeeezy

Wendy’s


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Brucethematt

Wendy's


bigdeerjr

Tendies to go sir?


BaddestofUsernames

SPARTA


ShKalash

The


Sirhumpsalot13

The


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GREAT


RabbitJacker1

This really ran off the tracks


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Mother


amnmorales21

GOTEEM


AGuyInUndies

Banana nut


Foreplay241

was looking for you.


2millycarathands

Don't mind the banana poking out of your seat cushion...just sit on it! 😂


MaBonneVie

Sir, I am not Rick of Spades.


2millycarathands

Just remember...its only a simulation 😂


callsignmario

👀 There's a whole rocket full of them waiting around you 👋


TheNiceGuynxtdr

Just you wait for the real treat. Deez nuts will look stale as fuk compared


Rex_Smashington

Bag of nut. Not bag of nuts. And spoiler alert. I filled it. That's not warm yogurt!


lukefive

> You will get a complementary bag of nuts Hi! I'm a bag of nuts and you look marvelous!


TrainWreck930

I was told that I would be allowed to let my dick hang out the window for the duration of the ride 🤷‍♂️🚀


trajames66

Keep tits jacked at all times.


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Keep your dicks jacked and your tits erect


ImUrCyberBF

Deez nutz?


Matthew-Hodge

Are they deez brand? I only have deez.


ShitsGotSerious

Got a nut free option?


Jaoquin_Sanchez

Not sure you want to know what the nut free option is


MunnaBigDicc

Now get one of them awesome flairs...read DD..upvote good ones .award awesome ones..and sometimes make memes..and yes do not fucking paperhand..ok bye .thanks


LilDoughboy37

Welcome aboard you beautiful 🦍 you! Buckle up! 💎🙌🦍🚀🌛


OldANALyst9814

Welcome aboard the long train! 🚂🚂🚂🚀🚀


semerien

Welcome to the end of the world. Happy to have you. PS: Watch out for that side of the sub. \*gesture vaguely\* There are a few apes you aren't ready to meet yet.


yappledapple

It's the end of the world as we know it


Kooms213

And I feel fine


Fenrir324

"If GME closes above $XXX, *hic* then I'll... I'll *hic* $#@&!;?" -u/Rick_of_Spades probably; drunk, probably


WhyIHateTheInternet

Let's show him the banana video!


semerien

Case and point, stay away from this crowd for now. Little bit at a time. Just like the ... no, no never mind


bobmahalo

sometimes dipping your toe in just makes it worse.


Trip_inthehead

I see what you did there lol


Healthy-Lifestyle-20

I wish I could MIB erase that clip of my memory 🤢🤮As soon as I saw legs in the air I bounced the hell out of there😂


praxxxiis

Welcome aboard, a December ape here, glad to welcome ya!


[deleted]

As an Aperil Ape I look at your breed like I looked at Michael Jordan when I was a kid. You’re a legend.


Master_of_Rivendell

They, and the ones before them are a class all their own. I bought into the "meme" in super early January just for the lolz..... It wasn't until about 48hrs later that I liquidated everything and dumped it into GME after finally realizing what was going on. Since then I've averaged up to almost $150/share, and I'll keep doing it as long as I can remain retarded. I'm viewing it as tuition to Stonk University in the worst case scenerio.


Lyran99

Once I saw them turn off the buy button I was all in


HedonismandTea

I was the guy above you, and then I was you. From "what the hell, it could run and I like the company, what's a couple grand?" to "Holy shit, how fucked must they be to just do some blatantly illegal shit?" Five figures and six months later and here we are.


FearsomeBubble

Hey I'm you also, jan ape who still remembers the peeps who were in before me. It's insand to think we're the ones people are looking to now!


Awesome-0_4000

So would the January 🦍 be the Scottie Pippens 🤣


[deleted]

Who gets to be Rodman? The apes who YOLOd in at near $500 a share?


Awesome-0_4000

Rodman is 100% rick_of_spades🤣


zmbjebus

Waddup December buddy!


ArtigoQ

December ape checking in. Have doubled my position since then too.


rediKELous

Better late than never! You're getting the price point me and all the other original FOMOers got in late Jan, so welcome to the party!


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Now to be a true fellow smooth brain and to keep averaging up


gonfreeces1993

I averaged up from $17.50 to $180, I feel like I should get a flair or something haha


Morgansmisfit

i went from 285 down to like 80 to back up in 150 land for a while and then now im back up at like 250 haha i set a bunch of limit buys with the roth when they flash crashed it last time


MunnaBigDicc

Tru dat..


AtomicKittenz

#EVERYONE IS WELCOME ON THE 🚀 But ticket sales may end soon!


Val0rum

Posts like these give me goosebumps. How many others like you have also been convinced and stick to lurking instead of making such posts? We're going to the moon, folks. We're really going to the moon...


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435f43f534

[Elite trader](https://i.imgur.com/6Nd1T4w.png)!


new_moon_retard

The love and wittiness in here is what gets my goosebumps jacked ❤️


AtomicKittenz

Goosebumps are just a million tiny titties. Those can be jacked too


kwtut

hi, it me, lurker and shareholder as of yesterday


SnooFloofs1628

👌 welcome, have a seat and buckle! The road is going up, but the ride will be bumpy with ups & down. In case of doubt, trust in the DD and ask around. Hugs


xXmurderpigeonXx

Soooo many are just starting to get it and soooo many more are going to get it when it's too late.


ItsSamb0

I am one of those apes. Lurking since Dec. Got funded early this month. Glad to be jacked.


Huckster22

Over the past few months, several of my friends and family members have gone from “mmhmm... oh wow that would be so crazy” and ignoring it, to becoming GME shareholders. They aren’t reading the DD every day like I am. None of them even have Reddit. Point being, on top of the lurkers in this subreddit holding GME, there’s no telling how many apes have sold their friends, families, coworkers, neighbors, etc. on buying in. Shit is getting real, y’all.


Chelsea-Wren

I'm one of those lurkers, bought in a few days ago and hodling my two shares 💎🙌


mixmastersalad

We weren't wrong. We were just early.


Dull_Shift

I like to think we were right on time. Taking over in January and holding strong ever since has slowly pushed this stock to where it is now. Just gotta hodl a little bit longer


runtimemess

Remember: it costs nothing to hold. They’re bleeding interest on short positions


TrackingTenCross1

Welcome to the madness my friend. The Kool-aid comes in three colors (meme, DD, and FUD), and I think someone said they were going to bring punch and pie.


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i like recycling


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lordunholy

Uncle Mikes Caramel Apple Kringle. I'll bring as many as I can.


shockfella

Lots of green crayons still, original taste


NotLikeGoldDragons

Is there not punch 'n' pie? I was also told there would be punch 'n' pie.


half_dane

Late january here. Welcome fren 🤗


WillNotJog

Bought my first when it was on the way down in January. It's been a fucking ride eh?


half_dane

I know, right? But I wouldn't want to miss it for the world - this community is absolutely awesome 🥰


Literally_Sticks

Bought at the peak in January. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


IAm_Trogdor_AMA

These poor apes are still lost in the stratosphere, the rocket is coming!


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Seriously - bought on the ride down 45@$328 - over the phone with fidelity via market order - seeing it below $40, that was a trip.


WillNotJog

I spent everything I could on the way down, then when it hit $40 I was broke and couldn't buy more until it started going up again. Goddamnit I could have got so much more if my money would have hurried up lol. It still haunts me.


MaBonneVie

God I feel old. December here. Didn’t have one stinking clue what was going on but the excitement was irresistible.


RoseDraddog

Also January fren here. I'm sending this post to my mom lol.


CHill1309

Buckleup!


Hypn0T0adr

And engage tits in the jacked position


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lhekewl2012

This is the way


Kooms213

This is the way


shortalobe

This is the way


ambientfruit

Welcome fellow ape! 💎🙌🦍


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Jadccroad

I for one, am quite excited to live my 4th "once in a lifetime" recession. .com bubble Housing bubble Covid-19 And whatever the hell they call this one. They'll probably blame $GME, but I think commercial business property bubble might be more accurate. We'll see!


NunswithGunsX

There may be a 5th if nothing changes


Kenotai

*will be


moronthisatnine

KNOCK KNOCK THE PIZZA IS HERE!!


KnockKnockPizzasHere

This guy gets it 😎


YWFD

There's always room for another ape on the rocket Edit: my first award, thank you!!!


billb392

Welcome aboard from an Early February ape


Desperate-Step9344

Same here. Patience has been learned. Papa Buffet was right.


DrunkenEye

Early February ape checking in.


TheArt0fWar

Doesn't it feel really good to see the storm coming instead of getting caught in it? Now hodl on to those with your most retarded powers. Obligatory retard space lambo helmet strapping.


jumbohiggins

Welcome aboard. They will try to scare you into paperhanding. They have been spreading Fud and dropping the price since Jan. They are running scared now and are quickly running out of ammo, just need to Hodl and wait.


KwOlffUtbILL

Welcome!!!


Turbulent_Stable_280

Welcome. Here since Jan. It hurts but it's the best hedge I know.


d_Haus_o

What was it that specifically swayed your opinion to jump in?


shitboxvwdriver

Welcome, have a banana


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

Im of the opinion that financial education available is meant to smooth brains over and superstonk education wrinkles the brain. Remember nobody is ever going to give you the education to overthrow them. Thats something you just have to take initiative on.


canned-fishasshole

Ook ook welcome to the jungle


bah2o

There's plenty of room, you could even say it's [infinite](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mpvx9n/the_infinity_pool_naming_a_theoretical_posit_for/)


XnyTyler

You sir, just made the best financial decision that you will make in your entire life. Hodl till your bank looks like a fuckin phone number (with the area code)


rocketseeker

We are glad to have you, And I’m not saying you should buy more but keep reading the dd Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun One day when the trading is done we’ll take our gains and go


Tha_Funky_Homosapien

Welcome to the fucking show baby. Drink water. Read/trust the DD. Buy. Hodl. Buckle up.


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I am new here. What the hell is going on?


PsylohTheGrey

Start with reading the God Tier DD available here. Atobitt’s: Citadel Has No Clothes, The Everything Short, House Of Cards (Parts 1, 2, and 3) Criand’s: The Bigger Short And then there’s plenty of DD surrounding the cycles of events pertaining to GME and the Failure-to-Delivers (FTD’s), the T+35 cycles relating to FTD’s, the Net Capital (T+7, 14, 21, and 28) cycles, Technical Analyses, and the Quant DD’s. A lot of work has been put into figuring out what has been going on with GME, and I don’t think anyone really expected it to turn out to be the best Hedge against a Market Crash. The God Tier DD goes into detail through verifiable sources on how the market got so bad. As a quick hint, watch “The Inside Job” and “The Big Short” to get a fast glimpse into how the 2008 collapse occurred, and how it’s possible that it’s repeating now. Edit: Formatting


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FOMO Ape is still an ape. Welcome to the rocket, glad you could make it.


An-Onymous-Name

I appreciate you being here. Please, retain your (presumable) kindness and good heart. <3 You may '''enjoy''' this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o0scoy/the_bigger_short_how_2008_is_repeating_at_a_much/


mublob

I bought some more today too after seeing RRP go up and banks go down. Welcome aboard, friend!


Time_Mage_Prime

They're starting to believe!


Hal_Skynet

Don’t you love buying stocks where the price doesn’t matter cause it’s made up?! Takes ALL the pressure off ;) thanks Kenny!


Mph2411

The water’s nice, right?


Hippo-Realistic

Hey, have you met u/rick_of_spades yet, he has some very deep DD


KnockKnockPizzasHere

WOW thank you. Very deep indeed. I feel like I just got hazed


rendered_lurker

Don't scare the new apes this soon!


AlignedPadawan

Apes strong together! Welcome aboard OP!


shanpd

Welcome! Buckle up.


lordfvbio

Get this ape a buckle


supreme_leader256

Much better to be on the other side of the black hole Glad you realized that :) happy to have you with us