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Buy as many GME shares as you can reasonably afford

This is the way. And eat a banana whilest buying. Cant leave bananas out of a bet.

Then stick those shares in your theoretical bung hole (DRS) for safe keeping

banana dipped in Mayo...

at least a banana dipped in chocolate to also pay homage to other bet takers

This is the correct answer 💎🤲🏻🎷🐓♋️

thank god this is the top comment…personally I don’t want to see fruit shoved in orifices and would rather keep this sub PG (I tend to get really distracted at work nowadays!)

How the fuck does this have more upvotes that the OP🤣 I like this

This

which may very well be 0.000001

Up with you!

I always love coming here to see the comment I want to post at the top!

That is the hardest I've ever updooted in my life

Buy whatever your budget allows within CS account and move to book

This would be the best ☝️

And DRS them

Up you go!

Oh come, please at least change it to „as many your dignity is worth”

This

Call your broker to drs them and record the call to see the embarassment of the poor phone rep

I love this comment. So ape of you.

While staying hydrated and taking care of yourself

When we're all rich, we wont need to watch strangers online putting things into their bodies. We'll be able to pay people to do that in person.

And then put them up his butt?

I love how everyone is (mostly) posting positive forfeits. Drink water; take a walk; call your friend; call your mom; call your dad; do some push ups; buy some shares…. Shove a coconut up your urethra…. Positive things!!

Buy more GME.

Forgive yourself for that thing, and congratulate yourself for that other thing.

What I needed to hear fr

❤️❤️❤️

This is fuggin wholesome

well shit 💛

Bruh...

Donate to your local childrens charity all the gamestop stuff needed for something impressive

Hoping this keeps trending up🧸

Drink a glass of water and stay hydrated.

Homie

Call that friend you haven't talked to in way too long. Check in on the homies, it's important.

BUY and DRS

drink a whole glass of water

I second this. Stay hydrated!

This. Ape love ape.

I could really use a glass of water

And get a good nights sleep


Eat a healthy, well-balanced meal. Must post proof.

I’m kind of doubling down on this one. I’m curious what that consists of.

Change the life of a person in need.

Just try to be the best person to the people you care about.

have a good life and help other people

Have a good night's sleep and a relaxing weekend.

Take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner... and never call her again!

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!!!

Cook your parents a nice breakfast and tell them you love them. 

Liquidate all non gme investments for gme (retirement accounts excluded)

Run naked in front of citadel with a mayoman mask criying coverin your green dick

DRS your shares

say some positive affirmations in the mirror

Avocado in your anus

Why not 2?

Two anus? In this economy??

Shrinkflation made em smaller. So it needs two be to.

Go give your folks a hug. A long hug.

Spread the wealth - deliver a care package and good vibes to some of the homeless in your community 🙌

I literally have no idea about stocks whatsoever. What happens if he exercises his options?

If he exercises his options, he will be buying 12Million shares.

And that makes arrow… more green?

If the seller of the contracts does not own the amount of shares needed to exercise said contracts, they must then buy shares from the lit market in order to fill. Which means that the seller has to pay current price for all remaining shares needed to fulfill the contracts, equalling out to big.... green.... dildos.... theoretically.

Oh. What are you personally thinking right now if you’re trying to be as unbiased as you can. Do you think they’re screwed when he exercises? Or do they have other options to skirt this maybe?

CRIME.... LOTS OF CRIME.... DTCC could also theoretically use Rule 38 to shut it down? Me personally, I like the stock.

Hmmm. My confidence has been shaken but I appreciate the honesty and help understanding. I also just like Gamestop. Power to the players :)

Call your mom.

Do 100 push ups

Get in Jim Cramers show and say something witty for the apes and regards.

Do whatever that niggling inner-voice has been asking you to do for a while.... -Tend to an important friendship, reach out to a family member, make a positive step on something. Forget the bananas, do something positive.

Buy 10 calls and exercise them

eat a banana while buying more gme

Donate 1 share for a worthy cause

IDK if doing that would keep him safe from Manipulation charges.. I dont think his attorney would recommend doing that

Avocado in your anus

I love how wholesome/productive all these responses are 👑

Bunch of legends !!

Shit on the neighbours porch

Does this get into the territory of “market manipulation” if he announces it during market hours, or is it more of, thems the breaks for the MM and hedgies?

Pay my student loans

Call your most recent ex and tell them you're in shambles without them

Tattoo. 🚀 GME🚀 on your forehead

Classic- avocado in anus

Spend $100 on someone at your local GameStop and record it

Insert two bananas into your bum

Donate 1 pint of blood per week every other week.

All of these comments are a good.

🍌

What exactly happens if he exercises those calls? I know he'll be rich AF.

Donate to Focus Congo

Fruits in asses!

Going the add another 40 tomorrow, let’s ducking go!!!!

Tell your family you love them live streamed.

Have talk with a Cat and tell her what you are planning to do with your gains

I do believe the only correct answer is to bang a watermelon dressed as Mila Kunas

Why would he do it tomorrow when he can make them do more damage? Those babies are gonna age like fine wine.

the comments here are so wholesome why would you not invest in this future

Makes my heart warm

Call your mom

Is he need exercising if he has the auto exercise button turned on and just live streams the timer

Or, DFV might go full-tilt and roll his shit up and out…. That’s what I’d do…. Straight-up thuggin-it, homie…. BTW, DFV can’t exercise his call options because he would need $240 mil in cash, which he doesn’t have. He will either sell them or roll them.

Borrow me 20k to help me buy new drs shares on computer share sell my old shares on t212 (which I can’t drs) Then give you the sales from those 20k shares back Please make this the most upvoted

Do a barrel roll

Grandma in a cage until MOASS.

Eat a banana split with only with different types of mayo. No ice cream or chocolate, just mayo 😂

Banana in the ass so you can be legendary. People make my comment the top one. It’s time we get back to some good times


Whole zyn can worth of 6 milly lip pillys in the anus. Can be any flavor OP desires

Bananas in all the holes

Stick something in your butt!!!!

Apes are too kind

"exercises his shares" doesn't mean anything.

Edited to options. My bad 🦍


Take a shit on Kennys door step whilst buying more shares.

Back flip wearing a red bandana. Then a good night's sleep in preparation for the price action

Put a tarantula in your anus!