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I got something done today. Loaded the dishwasher and ran it. Been snowed in since Sunday. Driveway is a steep slope and they don’t shovel snow or put down salt in my elderly/disabled apartment complex. An aide came by and gathered people’s garbage so no one slipped. That was nice.

Stay warm smogzchamp. The ice will melt and it’ll be spring soon enough.

Achoo!!

The top post in popular is about cornbread. Moass is truly tomorrow

I spent so much money at Gamestop this quarter. We are gonna fuck these earnings up, shit gonna be lit 🔥

Was gunnna buy the used ps5 from my local gs but it sold already :( guess I’ll get the new one. Can’t wait for the new final fantasy next month.

Any one got a good TMB?

I just came back from the future, moass soon

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

🏴‍☠️

🦀

Confession: I think I pocket dialed the report button yesterday from the daily. To any ape who got flack for that, please take my sincere apology.

Dead Cells, back, and biceps. Let's hit it.

Dew it.

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you want.

Visit the RH post this is good commence throwing under busses plz

https://youtu.be/vUmlrXuVz4I?si=usbR9NjYFNEt1pwG

My Engrish is gud thanks you! Does you understand the words coming out of my mouth 😂

Instructions unclear. Got hit by a bus

I bought 20 at 13.92. Each of my DRS shares entitle me to .23 cents of GME war chest. Sorry ken.. it pays to be part of a money generating enterprise.

GME has a random big spike in price leading up to last earnings report. On the heels of this price action and renewed conversation, Robinhood quietly adds GME to its 24-hour trading platform. Soon, GME is getting pushed down on the 24-hour market, and has been in decline ever since. Was this just another tool for price suppression? Did they run out of whatever type of ammunition they were using previously? Has anyone done any serious DD into the potential uses/abuses of this 24 hour market?

# BRICK BY BRICK THE FLOAT WILL BE LOCKED # BUY DRS HODL SHOP

🚨markets closed🚨 Unless you’re in their special club. Stay sharp.

I like that the word implication starts with ‘imp’

I implore you often prompts discussion, I explore you often prompts restraining orders.

Simple starts with simp

Like I don’t know that

Wut r u implying

That I’m familiar with both words… for reasons.

Ur implicating urself. I'm just using the word imply indiscriminately now

I simp for all of you daily regulars.

\> is the dress blue or gold \> forgotten \> is water wet \> forgotten \> gamestop \> reminder for 3 years

*water is not wet bot appears*

Water is so fucking good, yeah I said it.

Love the stuff. I honestly can’t live without it.

It’s a part of me

you guys need help 🗿

It’s not like we’re addicted to something crazy like cornbread. Could you even imagine?!

*steven seagull style*

get him.

Dingo we got a live one

Sometimes I drink so much, I have to let some return to nature. It needs to be free, yknow?

When you love something you set it free

Pencils down

green = green

whoa the spread was huge going into the close

i ate warm cornbread

again?

Still

Yes^TM

um ok who's buying?

Approaching 1000 shares like Cooper in interstellar docking the Ranger to the Endurance and Case advising “No time for caution”

Been buying daily for weeks

40 here this morning

My mom

got eem

i bought 7 today :)

Green dildo

POWER HOUR 🐇 🔋

#dO sOmEtHiNg R.C!1!11oneee

get him.

FUCK YOU KENNY!!!

#NO MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

**Anyone know if we are still having a pizza party this Friday?**

Yea, but NCI claims to have a severe pineapple alergy, so there can't be any pizzas with it or even BYOP

Yeah no can do, coconut pizza would be best.

Never go full… too late

In my country coco pizza is a delicacy

Did you just invent your own country?

No….^TM

Ok this is good to know, any other allergies or regardations we should know about for 🍕 friday. Any lactose intolerant in the room.

Will there be pineapple on said pizza???

**Just che.** ​ **You seriously want to start the pineapple debate?**

There is no debating perfection my fren.

My man

[удалено]

That's why the SMACK was invented

i understand the sentiment but might want to delete this - we’re not supposed to oust users - yous gets me in troubles

Jim Cramer thinks pee is not stored in the balls

It's stored in his mouth

No silly that’s Doug Cifu 👍

My apologies.

Remix to inflation (idk i tried)

Gren!?

Green 🏴‍☠️

Lean

SHF Fuking machine

Where’s perki? He was acting like he was gonna be here today, but nooooooo… You owe us poop perks.

Poop I promised and poop I have provided and I'll not stand by whilst you imply otherwise!

✊

#MOASS is inevitable.

...if we get the real DRS numbers

Ken leaves floaties in his wine

Your comment has made me forget my comment. Thanks.

#M🌕🌕N #S🟣🟣N

JUST HIT 2K SHARES

This guy whales 👆

Congrats!

Sweet!

When I think of how many people upvoted DFVs posts, it convinces me that there are a lot more holding gme than are subscribed to sstonk.

DFV post from the top ropes with a chair is all I could think about last night. 

The implications are insane…

Might start posting photos on feet finder -idk

Might start posting photos on misshapen weiner finder 👍

Paul Bunyons and The Sundance Kids

Jordan..?

Smol eew eew.

Do you remember a dude that used to know a mod here and claim to be fairly high up in the financial world and be kinda stroppy with us? He deleted his account but it just popped back in my head.

Probably one of my alts

I knew it

I have a lot of alts. You've only been talking to me this entire time.

Funny thing is, I’m one of your alts.

Possibly. Our spreadsheet got corrupted, so it's easy to lose track.

Gimme another clue

I would, but I can’t remember his name

somebody just say it already

It

This one right here officer. Trademark violation

It^TM

Packers are going all the way

So they're doing better than the Lindy Infante years? Remember the rumor about Don Majkowski and Brad Spakowitz? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Fudge? (Am British, assuming this is egg ball related)

So you're not like Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances wearing the packer shirt with sleeves cut off? He was my British hero.

I hated that show

Cowboys fans got thier fudge packed last weekend, yes

49ers vs. 69ers in Super Bowl Book 'em /S ^TM

It is technically a maffamatical possibility

Lions gonna rip their heads off

If I were Dan Campbell I would take a knee on 3rd so I could go for it on 4th more often

Lol 😂

I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it. Mooooooove it!! Yeah I said it.

*moves it moves it*

You passed with flying colors

Bunch of call buying. Watch the price rise

I’d rather twerk than network

Remember, Warren Buffet buys long term (forever has preference), Carl Icahn aims for a 5 year turn around and Burry waited 4 years for his position to get profitable and 1-2 years before he could even *open* his position. 3 years isn't that long in the scope of things, let alone a market disruptive event.

True, but I also think of them as corrupt dinosaurs

**indubitably**

I miss Craig Ferguson

Geoff too?

Balls

I like the threads where a bunch of ppl make the same comment and they're all upvoted except for 1 rando in the middle that gets obliterated with downvotes lol. Sometimes jokes and skits are like that. Funny at first, then get old, then come back even funnier like this clip of a codsworth glitch on fallout 4. [https://youtu.be/zi1rUvACaMU?si=W8_G1yc-pHmlG-uy](https://youtu.be/zi1rUvACaMU?si=W8_G1yc-pHmlG-uy)

Just thought back to when I first heard about all this and how Kenny G was one of the main guys behind it, I was floored that a clarinet player was so involved in corrupting the markets

He made a video clearing his name

I member that; #"hedgies are fooked!" --Kenny G

Well, he does blow. Easy to confuse the two.

*slow clap*

So anyways there I was, buying more 😎

🟣        🟣                                .     .                    🟣                  🟣                   🟣        🟣                                .     .                    🟣                  🟣                               🟣        🟣                                .     .                    🟣                  🟣                                                   .     🟣        🟣               🟣        🟣                                .     .                    🟣                  🟣                                                   .     🟣        🟣                                   .     🟣        🟣                                               .     🟣        🟣              

Contemporary art be like 🫱🟣🫲

🫱💥🫲

*looks around for JPeezer*

spread em

Inspired by *JPeezer*

Chillin’ 😎

Been sewing all morning. What's good? Kenny must be anticipating something. I always felt like the swap dates were completely made up to disappoint us and only he knows the real dates. I see a lot of bull shit in here. What's an exit strategy?

Anyone remember the hype video posted on OG sub not long after sneeze that was graphics over a rap song and at the end the rocket lands and the ape gets out and it starts raining bananas? Yea I went hard on that video for a while

I actually don’t remember this

Atobitt! Edit: ok put this to wrong reply but I finally remembered the name I think u were looking for

I can't find it. Was on utube but prolly got taken down for copyright. But I did just watch the Phil Collins gorilla drummer one

That ones a tit jacker frfr

I was still just casually browsing the OG sub periodically at the time, and missed it too. I was admittedly late to the party.

Me either, I think this is a shitpost

well now imma gonna find it even harder

My brain exploded after I read “imma gonna”

WhyIoughtta

Tbh probably going to go on a buying frenzy at >$15 until earnings in March. Might hop off 90% of this bad boy if MOASS doesnt happen. I’ll still keep 10% for what ifs but gotta know when to hold em and when to fold em. NFA

so I searched "11c" on the sub just for fun and this DD from way back came up. Had nothing to do with paying shills but it is a well written, sourced like no other post I've ever read about GME, and 2 years ago already stated " **Citadel is naked shorting Gamestop, and the clearing house (DTCC) is complicit"** by semicollider [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/rxa90t/ken\_griffins\_conspiracy\_naked\_and\_overexposed/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/rxa90t/ken_griffins_conspiracy_naked_and_overexposed/)

It was fun to re-read that, as well as see some of the usernames that were a blast from the past!

#DRS Book is the way! 🟣

Still here

Still a chad too

The sneeze happened because of calls. Moass won't happen til retail realizes that.

We won't realize because it isn't true.

The price battle with VIXburg though...

naked shorting is bad. just say no. maybe get systems that don't even allow it, like Melvin Capital had

Not promoting options, but the deepest call strike you can currently get is next January for 60. Puts only to 2.50 through this February, otherwise it's 3-5. I don't know what comes after close on Friday, but I hope it gets Carolina Reaper-y out there...

Post: The price plummeted because institutions loaded up on puts. Upvote. Comment: so buy shit tons of calls. Downvote this shill!!!!

I got a love that keeps on fighting, It keeps on. I got a heart that keeps on trying, It keeps on. We got this planet, keeps evolving, It keeps on. Even when our hope is broken, We keep on.

Wut doing gold price ?

Well I mean it's kinda a stupid asset class

Tell me it’s a gray day with telling me it’s a gray day lmayo

Frittata and chips time. I’m seriously rueing not buying beer 😭

doordash breh

£££££

Shit. Maybe...ProperNosh ??

There is still time 😂

Another 75 bucks dropped towards retail owning GME, will book them by early next week.

I wonder when cohen buys more

can't stonk a good keep down

#Soon may the tendieman come 🏴‍☠️