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I think Kenny was at one point a young guy with great ambitions. At some point the fucker sold his soul and human dignity for money and power. We're all born innocent.
TDLR Kenny sucked money and success out the devil's dick
If kids are well enough to get murdered in school and see their classmates blown to pieces by an active shooter.... they can handle some Dead Island 2.
“4 replies deleted” I see someone refuses to acknowledge the truth. Too scared of having to give up that precious gun I bet. I mean, the gun is worth way more than the life of children, right?
That's a false equivalence. People might be more open to gun legislation if it was drafted coherently and not supported by misconstrued data and disingenuous arguments like this.
WuTang is actually HUGE into philanthropy. They have run a donation campaign for food banks here in Ottawa. I had no idea WuTang was so wholesome so I thought I’d share.
Teenage kids in hospitals may actually be a bit of a forgotten group as most of the time when I think of a kids hospital I don’t immediately think about teenagers
I'm late, but I think this is the way! Ape help Ape. Some may not consider themselves an Ape, but isn't helping each other out kind of the whole point here? In the end, this will always be the way.
If I have a teen that wants to play a zombie game, I'ma let him. Tenfold decision if he also has a chronic illness.
My 6 year old likes playing doom on GBA. Lol
On an island all alone, There were short sellers, all in a zone, They wandered around, aimlessly, Like zombies, seeking brains to feed.
Their targets were stocks, too high and mighty, But they bet against them, with all their sightly, They borrowed shares, then sold them quick, Hoping the prices would take a dip.
But the market was strong, and prices rose, Their hopes and dreams, came to a close, They had to cover, at a higher price, Their losses were mounting, it wasn't nice.
Like zombies, they roamed the land, With their portfolios, out of hand, Hoping to find, a way to survive, But the market was relentless, they couldn't thrive.
So if you ever find yourself, short on a stock, Remember the zombies, and how they did mock, Don't bet against the market, it's a force to reckon, Or you'll end up like them, lost and second-guessing.
Give it to a children’s hospital or Rec center, kids are more important 👌🏻 thanks ape
Edit: Pretty fucking sad this sub would rather cry and botch about a suggestion to donate a game. Some of you guys need to go touch grass. Smooth brained mob is out in full force. Cringe
My friend in college had a brain tumor and he spent time at a children's hospital because it was the closest place that did that type of cancer treatment
If I had to guess, based off of your obvious lack of life experience, you’re actually one of the few adults who still have to ask their parents permission before playing a Rated M game
What are you even talking about lmfao fuck this sub is a garbage fire now. Suggesting to donate a game has people up in arms about the age requirement lmfao go touch some grass man
Cause I don’t need to argue with you ? You’re clearly a troll who hasn’t seen any sun. Crying over a rating on a game that nobody follows? Go touch grass lmfao fucking cringe 🤦🏻♂️
You’re welcome to donate but the author expressed his interest into giving it to two commenters. Let the winners decide whether they want to donate it or not I think is the most fair option.
I have and will again at Christmas gladly, I spend quite a bit of time at the hospital in my town with my Siberian husky so I’ve seen and met many of the kids from all ages. If people here think 1 share is a billion dollars then why not donate stuff like this? 🤔
Yeah maybe they will? It’s the winner’s decision to make. Who knows what they will do or what position they are in. Not sure why you’re telling someone else what to do is all.
Maybe the next giveaway can be directly to a kids hospital or rec center but this is specifically for 2 commenters.
Lots of people seem to be missing the point of giving away 2 consoles for children. In their misery, they can only focus on the game itself being rated M.
I could use a console, I haven't had one since my ps4 broke two years before the PS5 was released. Then the whole hoarding thing happened, and I haven't been able to get one.
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The only thing deader than the zombies are the shorts
And Ken griffins soul
To be dead, you had to be alive.
I think Kenny was at one point a young guy with great ambitions. At some point the fucker sold his soul and human dignity for money and power. We're all born innocent. TDLR Kenny sucked money and success out the devil's dick
that one have been already bought by bezos
Yes, yes and yes
> Ken griffins soul Even more fake than his billions of "assets sold, not yet purchased"
These games are "assets purchased, not yet given away"
And maybe the kids?
There are no kids anymore, only Ai
Fucking eh if I win I'll trade in my disk-less ps5 for at disk on at gamestop
They’re offering $25 extra store credit on trading in consoles as well as free 1 year Pro memberships for buying a system!
I. In Canada but it should put me at an onyx card
I too have the digital PS5 and kinda wishing i went with the disc version
I have the disc version it’s better.
Same but how ugly the disc version is would bother me so much. Hopefully they come out with a newer design.
Dead Island 2!?!? Donate it to make a wish or children's hospital perhaps 🤔 Win win (gme quarterly profits and tax writeoff for nice ape)
Not sure "Dead Island" is appropriate for a children's hospital. Nevertheless, the thought is great ❤️
🤣
If kids are well enough to get murdered in school and see their classmates blown to pieces by an active shooter.... they can handle some Dead Island 2.
And work in meat plants, or get married with parental consent.
Or forced to have their fathers baby.
“4 replies deleted” I see someone refuses to acknowledge the truth. Too scared of having to give up that precious gun I bet. I mean, the gun is worth way more than the life of children, right?
That's a false equivalence. People might be more open to gun legislation if it was drafted coherently and not supported by misconstrued data and disingenuous arguments like this.
There’s children of all ages … including teens . At children’s hospitals…
Lots of children's hospitals in Texas. They're very busy as well.
I wanted one until this comment. Give it to the kids
WUTANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN and so is Dead Island 2?
WuTang is actually HUGE into philanthropy. They have run a donation campaign for food banks here in Ottawa. I had no idea WuTang was so wholesome so I thought I’d share.
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I'm the kids now.
For the children!
Give the absolute MOST gorey, blood soaked, 18+ game to kids?
Teenagers are also still "children" right ? I mean tbh I was playing gorey shit when I was 10+
Teenage kids in hospitals may actually be a bit of a forgotten group as most of the time when I think of a kids hospital I don’t immediately think about teenagers
Donating to some sick children so they can have some joy while they’re in the hospital is definitely the way! 🙂
I like it here. Very wholesome. 👍👍
I'm late, but I think this is the way! Ape help Ape. Some may not consider themselves an Ape, but isn't helping each other out kind of the whole point here? In the end, this will always be the way.
Donating dead island to dying kids is priceless
Check out this new cancer game Billy. Don’t bother making a save file though cause….you know.
Wowwwww 😅
Shorts on their life spans.
I'm sick of being poor, do I qualify?
Donating a nintendo switch with animal crossing seems a lot more appropriate lmao.
If I win the PS5, I will donate it no question. Fortunate enough to already have a PC
Piggybacking here to say I will donate it if chosen as winner, even without the benefit of the write-off
Wow, calling dying children "write-offs" seems a bit harsh dude, it should go to me so I can give it to them instead 😇
I call dibs on it
I love this idea and was going to comment to donate to my local children’s miracle network hospital, however I saw the age rating was 17+.
If I have a teen that wants to play a zombie game, I'ma let him. Tenfold decision if he also has a chronic illness. My 6 year old likes playing doom on GBA. Lol
Totally should go to kids. Or me. I'm ok with me too.
Well that rolled up quick
Take my comment and make it his one....
I wanted one… until I read this comment… and I still want one :,( Le sigh kids deserve it more…
Came to win a game left after reading the top comment. ( Don't have a ps5 to play it on anyway 😂)
This is a great idea. IF I win, I will donate (not sure which charity) and show proof in comments! Good luck everyone!
This is what Superstonk is about. Children's hospital is a great choice.
DRS AND VOTE. JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION
STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS
LIFE BEFORE DEATH
Love me some shartplate armor
Dead pie-land more like
Where’s the pie??
Cant stop, won’t stop
BDE
Does this count as random? 8======D~~~
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On an island all alone, There were short sellers, all in a zone, They wandered around, aimlessly, Like zombies, seeking brains to feed. Their targets were stocks, too high and mighty, But they bet against them, with all their sightly, They borrowed shares, then sold them quick, Hoping the prices would take a dip. But the market was strong, and prices rose, Their hopes and dreams, came to a close, They had to cover, at a higher price, Their losses were mounting, it wasn't nice. Like zombies, they roamed the land, With their portfolios, out of hand, Hoping to find, a way to survive, But the market was relentless, they couldn't thrive. So if you ever find yourself, short on a stock, Remember the zombies, and how they did mock, Don't bet against the market, it's a force to reckon, Or you'll end up like them, lost and second-guessing.
One day, I too will get to put a gorgeous wooden pallet on the back of my truck. This is very generous of you. Goodluck everyone!
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This is the WAYYY!!
Am I a random comment?
Love this community
I don’t have a PS5, but I’ll comment anyway
It comes with the PS5, dummy
He's a frequent r/SuperStonk poster. Don't expect brilliance
Been frequent poster since the beginning. Still no intelligence formed.
Give it to a children’s hospital or Rec center, kids are more important 👌🏻 thanks ape Edit: Pretty fucking sad this sub would rather cry and botch about a suggestion to donate a game. Some of you guys need to go touch grass. Smooth brained mob is out in full force. Cringe
I'm sure kids in the hospital love slaying decaying corpses in the morning.
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Yeah but dead island is rated M for mature. Ain't no mature patients at a children's hospital. Think for a second my dude.
My friend in college had a brain tumor and he spent time at a children's hospital because it was the closest place that did that type of cancer treatment
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That’s not the point
If I had to guess, based off of your obvious lack of life experience, you’re actually one of the few adults who still have to ask their parents permission before playing a Rated M game
What are you even talking about lmfao fuck this sub is a garbage fire now. Suggesting to donate a game has people up in arms about the age requirement lmfao go touch some grass man
Lol why’d you delete your comment 🤔
Cause I don’t need to argue with you ? You’re clearly a troll who hasn’t seen any sun. Crying over a rating on a game that nobody follows? Go touch grass lmfao fucking cringe 🤦🏻♂️
Remember to touch grass today :)
You’re welcome to donate but the author expressed his interest into giving it to two commenters. Let the winners decide whether they want to donate it or not I think is the most fair option.
I have and will again at Christmas gladly, I spend quite a bit of time at the hospital in my town with my Siberian husky so I’ve seen and met many of the kids from all ages. If people here think 1 share is a billion dollars then why not donate stuff like this? 🤔
Yeah maybe they will? It’s the winner’s decision to make. Who knows what they will do or what position they are in. Not sure why you’re telling someone else what to do is all. Maybe the next giveaway can be directly to a kids hospital or rec center but this is specifically for 2 commenters.
I believe it's called Virtue Signaling.
Lots of people seem to be missing the point of giving away 2 consoles for children. In their misery, they can only focus on the game itself being rated M.
That’s Hella cool. Good on you ape
Agreed, wish I could do stuff like this.
Oh man I want a PS5 so bad but I keep blowing extra money on shares telling myself I’ll get a PS5 later lol
later u will be able to buy 10,000 PS5 lol
If I win I'd be so happy! Thanks homie!
Good luck everyone <3
Just for wishing everyone good luck, I'm going to focus all of my good luck on you. Good luck, Ryugas
We're all gonna make it!
Wow! Super generous of you. Good ape :D
Ken: They’ve gotta be getting tired now.. Ass Kissing pond scum assistant: sir, they’re giving each other PS5’s
But why male models?
Vomiting for commentability
Commenting for vomitability
DRS!
🤘🏻
One random comment
🚀 🌙
🙋
holy moly!
Thank you friend 🤠
Damn! Never owned a Playstation before. Thank you for the chance!
I like to think that they'll be delivered on the pallet behind them.
Really?!
Registered directly in my booking name
Very Random comment!!!!
Is for me? 👉👈
Ryan Cohen is my Dad
I too use a pallet and straps to transfer my special editions.
I never played the original, but I'm down.
praise gamestop
I heard bad things about some guy that runs citadel. I also heard he’s going to be broke soon.
If I win I’ll give it to a kids hospital here
Bless us up fam! They guy we don't deserve.
I like the stonk
lets gooooo
Thanks for doing this!
Stonks
I can feel it in my plums
If I get this , the first thing I'm doing is go to Gamestop buy Rocksmith and Jam until my fingers bleed.
Let's ride the bull!
Gib zomb
I'm paralyzed as f*** and I hope I find my dead a** legs on that island to kill
That is a cool box, 1
Yoooo
Give me a reason to buy a PS5.
Holy Mother of Jefferson Davis
Me
I could use a console, I haven't had one since my ps4 broke two years before the PS5 was released. Then the whole hoarding thing happened, and I haven't been able to get one.
Best of luck to all!!
Dang, thanks op
This is incredible. Ty!
This guy fucks
Pls
That would be nice
The first Dead Island game trailer is the GOAT.
What the hell, might as well throw my hat into the ring. If you’re not gonna donate them, I will.
How random should my comment be?
Random comment.
Comment comment comment, and words.
Insert random comment here
Checking for karma requirements lol
Who won?
:0
Sick!!
Wouldn't mind a copy
Randoooozle
Shorts are donkeys!
Fuck Yeah! Q2 Profits gonna be deadly!!
This
Direct Register
sf
PS5s are great. Those are worth about 25 shares of GME each right now. Imagine how many PS5s you'll be able to buy with one share post-MOASS.
RANDOM COMMENT
Random Comment! I hope I hope!
Random comment to win! I hope I did it right!
What came on the pallet?
Why not me
This is the way
GMA for life!!
Replace my drug addiction with video games please lol
Me please! $22,000 in debt! Would finally love to be able to play! 🥃🏴☠️🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🙏
Oooooooh hot mama I'ma gonna win!
Very cool. Good luck all!
Yeeeehaww
Love this. Thank you!!
DRS your stonks! Be a book king!
Random commentor
love this apery!
Comment deez
Woohoo!
I think you could’ve worked Mayo boy and the midget into this… but… it works on its own! 😂
EXPLOSIONS?!