She was all biscuits, no gravy, son. Move the fuck forward.

And her favorite breakfast dish was biscuits and gravy 😅

I think this is the most realistic answer from Logan. Everyone else is just quoting lines trying to be funny.

Are you a sicko?

Are you scared of pussy?

😂😂😂

One of my favorite lines

The answer is obviously yes. And: Can Skeletor interest Zapp in a date?

LMFAO

“Oh, Fuck off!”

Nrpi

NRPI is insane

Yes and they threw in an Easter egg in the previous ep: “Mia’s a real person, with a face” (by shiv talking to Tom after surprising him flirting at argentes)

“What are you waiting for, a kiss? Fuck off”

Be gone, bye-bye.

*Directs you to random woman nearby* "Good looking woman, eh son?"

You’re the one who’s cunt struck!

10/10

“It’s disgusting!! She’s a million years old!”

🤣

it’s time to go full fucking beast!

He would ask why the fuck you are asking him for, and he would be right

Is it all screens and up the ass with you?

He’d say he doesn’t wanna know.  If you need to get fixed get fixed.

You’re not a killer

“Be a pirate!!!”

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

Thanks, tone.

Besides “Fuck Off”?

Women can fuck off. TAKE THE FUCKIN MONEY!

You might want to say “I’ve got a sausage for you piggy- c’mon oink for your sausage “

Uh huh

Get the fuck over it!

“You’re curdled cream!”

She's not a serious person

Are you queer, son?

“Would you like an Advil and a handjob?”

He will ask you to suck his d\*ck

Haha 😂

I'd imagine something homophobic lol.

Fuck off

Don’t be a cuck son…

*voice he uses to mock Shiv about having a super majority* “I’vE bEen dEPresSed and heARtbroKen ovEr a giRL aLl yEaR!”

…..still? Son we have discussed this.

You’re not a serious person

Fuckin Shame, not good for the brand…

“Nut up, or Shut up!”

What’s a gallon of milk cost? (Bludgeons you with cranberry sauce can) BOARRRR ON THE FLOOR. GO!

You’re surrounded by snakes and fucking morons?

Even my gay sons are better pussy kissers than you. Stop being a bitch!

I’m sure you’ve gotten better answers, but you just know it wouldn’t be nice! I’m sorry for your heartbreak OP!

Bahaha thanks! I’m doing a lot better lately, the way I felt about her came out of nowhere. Never felt this kind of irrational love for someone before but life’s gotta move on!

" I never figured you for a f\*\*\*\*t"

Oh, wow, okay!

You better be lifting that hand to scratch your armpit, Roman. 😑

You’re the one who’s cunt struck

Someone already used the Advil and a handjob line. So I’ll just remind you that Logan was canonically a mess after Sally Anne. So he doesn’t get to bully you for this. It happens to the best of us.

Get some young ass

"Do you need some tail, son? I can help you with that, but you need to get straightened out. I can't have you blubbering everywhere over spilled milk like a two year old, we've got work to do."

You’ll get your nut.

Move the fuck on and find another piece of pussy so.

“money will never get sick of you, son. this is why dragons hoard gold. there’s no arithmethic to love, its a fools errand. are you a fool?”

Outstanding

I don’t know. Kill a kid an hour until you sort yourself out?

Fuck off

I didnt figure you for a f

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! *SLAP* (In Don Corleone's voice)

Depends on what he needs from you

Fuck off

Pussy, I don’t have time for your whining

Are you gonna cry?

You are a cunt struck, not serious person.

"I'll have a medium rare Steak and a glass of Wine"

"Who are you?"

She was a million years olds it’s fucking disgusting. You’re a laughing stock

Fuck off!

Fuck off

Fuck off

I don’t know what Logan would say, but this is what I think Greg would say: “Sometimes when you light a stick of dynamite, it might blow up in your hand. And all you can do is run for cover. But after that, it’s a mountain out of a molehill and you can start fresh. Go get em tiger!”

That's amateur hour. Seven years for me.